- ♪ Their planet exploded ♪ - ♪ Thunder ThunderCats! ♪
- ♪ They crashed on Third Earth ♪ - ♪ Thunder, thunder crash! ♪
- ♪ Gotta beat up some bad guys ♪ - ♪ Mummies, mutants ♪
- ♪ And make some new friends ♪ - ♪ Unicorns, robots ♪
♪ Built a big base with a cat-shaped face and now they're ready to go! ♪
♪ There's WilyKit, WilyKat Tygra, ♪
♪ Panthro, Cheetara Snarf, Lion-O! ♪
♪ He's a brand-new Lord with a magic sword! ♪
♪ It's thunder Thunder, thunder ThunderCats Roar! ♪
Your Highness! Your Highness, please wake up.
There is urgent business that can only be resolved
by the Lord of the ThunderCats, King Claudus.
I am he.
Time to rock and rule!
Now, tell your wise king what's the matter.
Oh! It's terrible, King Claudus.
The stock market is crashing.
Ah, no problem.
Just build a new one.
Your Majesty, the farmers' crops are failing!
Well then, I'm putting the entire planet on a diet.
Your Majesty, there are reports going around
that the Royal Aides feel like they are being ignored
and mistreated.
You're right, stair guy, I'm great.
King Claudus,
the Planetary Science Committee just issued a report
saying the whole planet is going to explode at any moment!
So, uh, tell them to issue a report saying it isn't going to explode.
Man, I love bein' king.
It's up to you, Lion-O.
As the last of the royal Thundarian family,
you are Lord of the ThunderCats
and only you can make this call.
Spigatoli's Pizza. How may I help you?
We'll take an extra large with pepperoni,
uh, anchovies, pineapple, feta, peppers, cinnamon sticks
and orange soda on it, please!
Orange soda on pizza?
Why would you ruin two good things?
What? I got everything everyone wanted.
I thought you'd be happy.
Come on, be happy.
That's not how being king works.
You can't please everyone.
Sometimes you gotta make the tough calls.
Aw, toots. I hate making calls.
Especially tough ones.
Hey, that's my phone!
What's that?
What's going on?
Oh, it can't be!
Bless my bolo! It's King Claudus!
You survived the explosion of Thundera!
Just barely.
I was floating around in space for so long,
I almost ran out of sandwiches.
Hold on a second here.
What you're saying is you're not the pizza delivery person?
Lion-O! He's the King of Thundera!
And your father!
I have a father?
Good thing I forgot,
or I might've been really sad this whole time.
My dear boy. Look how you've grown!
Hmm?
Actually, I guess I'm your son?
Why, you're even bigger!
Although uh, not the biggest.
Well, I can work with it.
Oh, there are so many things on Thundera
that I wish I could have saved.
But you, Lion-o, were definitely in the top three.
Aw.
You poor lambs.
You've been all alone all this time.
Well, worry not, your King has arrived.
Now where's the throne in this joint?
What is this, some sort of a shoeshine?
Um, Dad, about you being king...
I love talking about me being king!
The thing is, since we thought you blew up,
we decided I would be Lord of the ThunderCats...
Pizza delivery.
- Yuck! - Gross!
Baloney! This won't do at all!
We'll take this one!
Feast, my glorious and wretched subjects!
We love you, King Claudus!
Wow, Dad.
You just took charge, like it was nothing.
All in a day's work.
People don't like to think,
they want their king to make the tough calls for them.
What crops to grow, which suspect to imprison,
whether the sun rises in the east or the west...
Oh, uh, what were you gonna tell me, son?
Uh, nothing.
Just glad to have you here, King Claudus.
All this magnificent leadership has exhausted me.
I will retire.
But tomorrow at sunrise, I will ring in a new era of triumph.
Toodles!
He's glorious.
And I'm off the hook.
Ugh, why is sunrise so early?
I can't wait to hear what King Claudus has planned for us.
But we are waiting.
The sun rose half an hour ago, where is he?
The sun rises when King Claudus says it rises!
Oh. Um, I mean... Uh, he... He'll be here.
King Claudus! Good morning, Your Majesty...
Hmm.
Indolence! Sloth! Why is everyone asleep?
We had a meeting scheduled!
Yeah, five hours ago.
Sorry, we were busy getting me fitted for my new royal duds.
My boy, I respect your initiative,
but reprimanding commoners is a king's job.
Repri-what-ing who-now?
You there, spotted marm. For your insolence,
I order you to punch yourself in the face a dozen times!
Lion-O. You're just gonna let him say that to me?
He is the King.
Forget this, I'm out.
Thanks for having my back... pal.
My most fuzzy lord,
I took the liberty of writing up a list of decisions
that need to be made.
Someone has been putting them off.
Great, well, none of this important.
I'll tell you what needs to be done.
Painting a royal portrait.
Carving my likeness into the side of a mountain.
Turning all your rooms into one master suite for me.
And who does a king need to exile around here
to get some catnip?
- Right away! - You got it!
Come on, son.
We have more pressing matters to attend to.
I'm gonna teach you how to truly be king.
Okay, Papa.
See that? As king, everything the light touches
is your kingdom.
What about the non-sunny places?
Those, too.
- What about at night? - Even then.
What about, uh, inside a turtle's shell?
My boy, when you're king,
everything and everyone belongs to you.
Wow. That's a lot of pressure, huh?
What? No! It's great!
I mean, there are literally no downsides.
Come, my boy, you have much to learn
and it's Time for Royalty!
Lesson number one,
a king never looks where they're going.
Whoa!
What do you think, Your Majesty?
Oh, wow! It looks just like you...
Claudus has spoken!
Ahhh!
Start over!
Ahhh!
Hmm, yeah.
This is looking pretty nice.
But it's too drafty! Put the wall back up!
A king must have proper ventilation.
Wow! It's perfect!
Nope. A king always has constructive criticism.
Pedestrian! Amateur! Disgraceful!
Hold, boy.
A king dares not soil his royal shoes.
Soil me instead, Your Highness.
Ah, yes, good.
Really give him a good stomping, boy.
The peasants love it.
I guess if this is what he wants...
Hmm.
You're not stomping.
Oh, yeah.
And lesson number 78
is how you can fall asleep
while sitting upright on one of your subjects.
Wow. Thanks, Dad.
I'm learning so much.
Hey, Lion-O. A word?
Bye, Papa.
So what can I do for you...
Time for some real talk, man.
Oh, if it's that important, I should get my dad in here...
- No! - Lion-O, your dad's a dink!
We're sick of his demands.
We want you to be king again.
Me? No way, things are way better now.
Yeah, 'cause he hasn't been ordering you around!
Yeesh, if you're really that upset, let me talk to him.
He's a good dude. He'll understand.
Mutiny? It's war, then!
Uh... Okay.
He's taking your concerns into consideration.
We must strike down the rebels!
Have at thee!
If it's a war he wants, come and get it!
You'll all rot in the Thunder Brig!
I guess I see what the other ThunderCats are talking about.
If only there was some way to make my dad treat them more kindly.
There are so many things on Thundera
that I wish I could have saved.
Saved, saved, saved, saved.
Oh, whoa! I just got an idea!
See what we mean about your dad, Lion-O?
Look, all we need to do is give him a chance
to prove how much he cares about us.
If he thought Third Earth was gonna blow up like Thundera,
he'd for sure try and save us.
Let's go, Snarf
All right, buddy, patch into all the systems and wreck 'em.
What's going on?
Terrible news, Dad!
We just heard, Third Earth is about to explode!
You mean, like Thundera?
Very much like that, yes.
Oh, no! I can't make the same mistake I did last time.
Ooh! It's working.
Oh, no. Save us. Help.
Here he comes.
Now you'll see what a great king he really is.
There isn't much time!
I've come to save that which I hold most dear!
And of course, what I'm referring to...
is the refrigerator!
Tygra! Grab the microwave!
Kings never eat pizza bagels frozen!
For Thundera!
Hurry, servants. I need to pack and get outta here.
Dad, what are you doing?
There are so many things on Thundera
that I wish I could have saved.
Like mustard. My sandwiches were so dry!
Is that all you want to save?
Of course not.
I also need mayo.
A king always doubles up on condiments.
You're all set, Your Highness.
Now, if I could just squeeze in there... Oh!
Only room for kings in here.
Now somebody press that button.
I gotta get outta here before the planet explodes.
Wait, Dad, the planet's not actually...
Oh! All a king needs is a sandwich...
Enjoy your sandwiches.
Sorry about losing your dad. Again.
I'll miss him,
but I had to do what was best for everyone.
Yes! Phew!
Finally got rid of that deadbeat, am I right?
Don't worry, Lion-O.
Claudus may have been a bad king,
but you're a great one.
You really think so?
You kidding? You ended a war and overthrew a despot!
- Heck, yeah! - Total king moves!
In that case, I've made another decision.
Ice cream for dinner!
Yeah!
Oh, yeah. My dad took all our food to space.
Mmm, that is a moist sandwich.
Oh, I sure will miss that son of mine.
Maybe I'll see what his sister is up to.
What was her name again?
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