[driving techno music]
[overlapping chatter]
>> watch it, watch it!
>> go, go-yeah, baby!
[shouting]
>> oh.
>> yo, yo-
>> time!
>> no pulse.
All right, call 9-1-1.
I need those two gym bags
I want some ice
From those coolers.
Okay?
Move it.
All right, thank you.
Ice, ice.
Bring it in.
Okay, i need to ice his crotch,
His armpits, and his scalp.
Thank you.
Good.
He can't breathe.
All right, come here.
I want you to keep pumping
Just like this.
Okay?
Go.
Thank you.
Reaching in, lifting...
All right, he's breathing.
He's breathing.
>> ambulance will be here
>> okay, we don't have that
Long.
All right, who's got
An suv?
Straight back, straight back.
Smooth and steady, fellas.
Smooth and steady.
Here we go.
All the way back.
>> go!
[tires squeal]
>> let's go, let's go.
>> what are you doing here, man?
>> aren't you off today,
Dr. lawson?
>> i was.
Status post cardiac arrest.
Got his pulse back
>> did you really use gym bags
For immobilization?
>> yeah, i can't wait
Some sweaty boxers saved
His neck.
Thank you.
>> thready pulse.
>> all right, i got it.
>> o2 sat 80.
Bp 100 over 60.
>> draw up 5 of versed
And 150 of sucks.
>> dr. lawson,
Paramedics bringing
In 68-year-old
With a stemi.
>> when?
>> now.
>> thank god you're on.
We have mr. gardener over here.
>>themr. gardener?
>> yes.
>> all right,
I'll be right there.
>> oh, mr. gardener is a friend?
We don't keep friends waiting,
>> okay, let's have a look then.
Tube him.
>> got it, hank.
>> all right, guys.
Let's get him to the cath lab.
Prep nitro drip and titrate
To pain.
I'll get started on the cath.
Type and screen him
For two units packed cells.
Going for the femoral artery.
Threading femoral artery.
No obstruction.
Eight french catheter
Over the wire with dilator
And into the femoral artery.
And there's the blockage.
You can finish up.
I'm gonna go out.
He's stable.
He just needs an angio.
Dr. wolf, how's the kid?
>> the ekg shows a third-degree
Av block.
He's unresponsive to meds.
I placed an external pacer
But i'm not getting capture.
>> hovering around 60 systolic.
>> all right, he needs
A wire stat.
>> the priority is mr. gardener.
All the way through.
>> gardener is stable.
His bp is up.
His sat is 98% on two liters.
The st segments are normalizing
And his pain is gone.
Sohow about today we save two
For the price of one?
Let's go.
>> dr. lawson.
Dr. lawson!
[upbeat jazz music]
>> wow.
Thanks.
>> after a long day
Of life and death,
There is nothing more reassuring
Than the sight
Of the world's
Most beautiful girl.
>> if i had a nickel.
>> come here.
>> settle down, dr. desperate.
I know that look
In your eyes.
Usually leads to skipping
A meal.
Hmm.
>> we skip apps and dessert.
>> we order apps
With the entrees.
>> cold apps only,
No blackberries.
>> done and done.
>> all right, decide now
So i can get the check.
>> you don't own this body yet.
>> but i nailed
The down payment, right?
>> yeah, you did.
Let's go give that long day
Of yours a happy ending.
Come here, pretty
I've got a way
To mess you up
I'll tell you something
To make you feel
Like you're in love
I'll find a way
Make you
What i want you to be
And i'll be sure
When you close your eyes...
>> i have a confession
To make.
>> i will hear
Your confession.
>> i always wanted
To marry a doctor.
Everything seems to be falling
Into place for me.
For us.
Maybe life is supposed
To go according to plan.
>> yeah, man plans, god laughs.
>> don't you think
That every day for us
Is better
Than the one before it?
>> the ones that end like this.
[phone rings]
Mm.
I'm not-
>> mm, hank.
>> [sighs]
No.
>> dr. lawson.
>> all right.
Yeah, hello.
I recognized mr. gardener's
Level of blockage.
I knew it had to be relieved.
And i was confident he would
Be successfully angioplastied
And survive...
Barring any bad luck.
>> well, bad luck rained
And poured, didn't it?
While you had our senior
Ct surgeon in another room.
>> to help me try to rescue
A crashing patient.
I made a judgment call.
>> you made a mistake.
A fatal one.
And it's a shame,
Dr. lawson,
Because we all know you're
The most talented physician
This emergency department
Has seen.
And your star was only
On the rise.
>> "was?"
>> if i were you,
I'd find a good lawyer
And a great place to hide
For the next 25 years.
Maybe by then you'll
Be completely forgotten
And you can come back
And try again.
[rock music]
I'm not feeling
All right today
I'm not feeling that great
[funk rock music]
>> hey, dad.
You wanna have a catch?
>> i'd like that.
>>... talk about all this.
You didn't have to go around
And sleep on me.
I love you.
I would never do anything
Like that to you.
You know i wouldn't.
>> wah wah.
>> you and me.
Not him!
>> hey.
>> i'm always here for you.
I just ask for my guy space.
>> hank.
>> your guy space?
>> you know what today is?
>> yeah, it's monday.
>> it's thursday.
>> okay, so...
>> pin you down on the bed-
>> you gave yourself 30 days.
>>yougave me 30 days.
>> you agreed to it.
>> what do you want me to do?
>> you know what i want you
>> nikki, i can't make
A new job appear
Out of thin air.
>> yeah, no one can.
That's why we...
That's why we search, apply,
Interview.
It's a proven technique.
>> yeah, i've tried it.
The gardener family
Managed to pull a few strings
And have me blackballed
At every level-one trauma center
In new york.
>> oh.
What about a level-two
Or a level-three?
>> thanks to all these lawsuits
And countersuits,
No institution will touch me.
I can't get work
As a school nurse.
>> just remember one thing...
You put us here, not me.
You're the one who let a
Billionaire hospital trustee die
On your day off.
I mean, jesus christ, hank.
This is not
What i signed on for.
I wanted to spend
On florists and caterers
And photographers,
Not attorneys.
I think we need to postpone.
>> i'll see your postponement
And raise you.
>> [sighs]
>> i saved the kid.
You've hashed and rehashed
Every excruciating detail
Of this nightmare
Over and over again,
But the one thing
You never mention
Is that i saved
The goddamn kid.
If anyone asks,
That's why we called it off.
>> [scoffs]
Since the day i met you, hank,
You have never been able
To accept the things
You can't change.
>> right.
>>that'swhy
We called it off.
I'll send rebecca
To get my stuff.
Don't even think i'm splitting
The cancellation costs with you.
>> just add the bills
To my stack.
[the ting tings'
Shut up and let me go]
>> shut up and let me go
This hurts, i tell you so
For the last time
You will kiss my lips
Now shut up and let me go
Your jeans
Were once so clean
I bet you changed
Your wardrobe since we met
Now, oh, so easily
You're over me
Gone is love, it's you
That ought to be holding me
I'm not containable
This love now
Is not sustainable
I ain't freaking,
I ain't faking this
I ain't freaking,
I ain't faking this
I ain't freaking,
I ain't faking this
Shut up and let me go
Hey
[men speaking indistinctly]
[bag thuds]
>> par-tay.
>> nikki left.
>> yeah.
Yeah, i heard that.
It's, uh-
It's hard to believe
She would run away
From all this.
>> okay,
What do you want, evan?
>> i want to get you
Out of here.
>> yeah, well,
I- i can't right now.
>> yeah, clearly
You're swamped.
You really need to get
Out of this apartment
And get some fresh air, bro.
>> in brooklyn?
>> honestly, it smells so bad.
It smells like a moose had sex
With a bucket of chinese food
And you kind of look like jesus
And patrick dempsey had a child,
And that child grew older
And then got really sick.
>> that's weird.
I'm not going anywhere.
>> okay, li-look, look,
This trip is gonna get you
Back on your feet,
I promise.
>> trip?
What trip?
>> are you kidding?
To the hamptons.
I've been telling you
About this all month.
>> yeah, and all month,
I've been saying, "no way. "
>> i thought you meant no way
>> i haven't meant it that way
Since i was ten.
>> how much fun
Did we have then?
>> i'm not going.
>> okay, hank, listen to me.
Look, it's
Memorial day weekend, okay?
It's the first weekend
Of the summer.
The biggest parties
In the universe
Are happening out there
For the next four days.
>> i'm not going.
>> i happen to have an in
To the rager tonight
In sagaponack.
Thing's supposed to be epic.
The guy's flying in ice
From antarctica
Just for the cocktails.
>> obviously. i mean, where else
Are you gonna fly in ice from?
>> the sushi rolls
Are gonna be filled
With southern bluefin tuna
And, like, diamond chunks.
Are gonna be eating.
People are gonna be like,
"oh, god. oh, it's worth it.
Let's have a diamond fight!"
"diamond fight!"
Like, supermodels are gonna be
Mud wrestling over us, hank.
It's gonna be insane.
>> okay, you know what?
That really actually
Does sound good,
And no, not going.
>> you know what?
You're coming.
I already have us booked
In the very last hotel suite
In the hamptons.
And it's fit for a king.
>> evan, i am broke,
Unemployed, depressed,
Disillusioned, and alone.
Are you texting
While i'm talking to you?
>> hmm?
I can do both.
>> why would
I want to spend tonight
Partying with a bunch of people
Revolve around whether or not
To send their yorkshire terriers
To therapy, huh?
Give me one decent reason.
>> i'm gonna give you two.
You're all out of booze.
>> two, netflix
Froze your account.
As your brother,
But also as your accountant,
I'm advising you to donate
This thing to science
And just take the write-off.
>> okay, how bad's
Traffic gonna be?
>> [laughs]
You mean how good.
>> now i'm sh-sh-shakin',
Sh-shakin'
I'm sh-sh-shakin',
Sh-shakin'
I'm sh-sh-shakin',
Sh-shakin'
I'm sh-sh-shakin',
Sh-shakin'
Now
Whoa oh oh
>> this is offensive.
This is the best thing
I've ever seen in my life.
Just relax into it.
Let it take you.
>> all night 'cause i
'cause i was looking for
For an ending
>> no, no, no!
Look, no, no, no.
Look, look, i need you
To book me v. i.p. tables
At la playa and dune,
As well as pink elephant, okay?
It's called club-hopping,
Not club-stopping, all right?
And make sure
That the real estate
Is current a-list this time.
Make it happen.
Sorry.
Sorry, sorry, i'm sorry.
I just-you know, having
A lot of money, sometimes-
I mean, it's good sometimes,
But sometimes it's aah!
It just drives you so crazy.
>> you out here all weekend?
>> uh, every last drop
Of it, uh-huh.
>> north or south?
>> what's that?
>> north or south
Of the highway.
>> oh, right.
Yeah, of course.
Uh, south.
>> do you own or rent?
>> renting right now.
>> which hampton?
>> westhampton.
>> [chuckles]
You mean "worsthampton. "
[girls laughing]
See you.
>> i'll see you later.
>> well, that went well.
[the airborne toxic event's
Papillon]
>> so take a right.
>> all right.
Whoa, that is a cool house.
>> no car, no girl
No pills, no fun
Nothing to do
In this empty room
>> you know what's so fun when
You're driving to the hamptons
And you've been in your house
For three weeks?
>> what's that?
>> check this out.
>> okay, that's not funny.
>> just trust me.
>> you come around
At half past ten
You say, "how are you
Holding up, my friend?
Are you sitting around
Getting drunk again?"
[music stops]
[children shouting
In the distance]
>> fit for a king, huh?
>> uh, i didn't say
Which country.
How are you?
[girls laughing]
>> dude, they can't even vote.
>> what?
What?
>> that's just wrong.
Par-tay.
>> tonight is the party.
It's gonna be historic,
And that's why i don't even plan
On sleeping here tonight.
I want to get taken in like
A stray puppy on a rainy night.
[whimpering like a dog]
>> maybe brangelina
Will adopt you.
>> ha ha!
What's my favorite sport, hank?
>> extreme social climbing.
>> yeah.
Yeah.
[rock music]
[music stops]
>> thanks.
>> enjoy your shift.
>> whose, uh-
Whose place is this exactly?
>> boris.
>> boris who?
>> he's, uh, some german duke
And, like, a trillionaire.
Everyone just calls him boris.
So...
Follow my lead.
>> what do you mean?
>> just act like we're invited.
You said we are invited.
>> uh, i said, "i have an in. "
>> well, how good of an in?
>> i can't really speak
To that definitively right now.
By the way, my name's wilhelm.
>> good evening, gentlemen.
Welcome to shadow pond.
>> [german accent]
Oh, yes, hello. shadow pond.
Wilhelm friedrich
Von schmidtsberg.
>> schmidtsberg.
Schmidts...
>> of niedertaufkirchen
Of course.
Undmy security johann.
Johann, say hello.
He's new.
>> [speaking native language]
>> i'm sorry,
The name again, please.
>> wilhelm friedrich
Von schmidtstein.
>> i'm sorry, uh,
I thought it was schmidtsberg.
>> yes, well, it was...
Until the prussian hohenzollerns
Took control of berlin in 1891.
>> 1871.
>> you were there?
>> uh, you have
Some identification, please?
>> but of course.
Identification, yes.
>> thank you.
>> [sighs]
>> i'm sorry, sir.
Enjoy your evening.
>> [normal voice] boris has
312 cousins back in deutschland.
He knows maybe four of them,
On a permanent guest list
Just in case one of them pops in
During a visit.
>> so how
Did you become wilhelm?
>> i, uh, made a few calls
To the consulate.
I studied the dynasty's
Genealogy on the web.
And then i chose the only name
I had even a shot
At rembering.
>> right.
And the fake german i. d.?
>> puerto rican guy
I know in queens.
>> okay, do me a favor.
>> yeah.
>> never speak to me again.
>> uh, hold that thought.
[upbeat dance music]
Still mad at me?
Bro, this is where god
Would party.
>> if he could get in.
>> you want to hear
Something interesting?
>> sure.
>> for the first time
In a long time,
Uh, you're smiling.
Don't rush it
Don't rush
>> i love that shirt.
>> i love this shirt.
>> is it from lagerfeld's
New summer collection?
>> believe it or not, costco.
Costco.
>> seriously?
>> yeah.
What kind of plane do you have?
And please, tell me it's yours.
I am so over
Fractional ownership.
>> right.
I have no money,
No job,
And my saab is older than you.
>> [chuckles]
Wait.
Oh.
>> so how did you get in here?
>> my, uh-my friend
Is bavarian royalty.
>> honey, this is the hamptons.
Everybody's royalty.
>> thanks for the tip.
[woman screams]
>> hey, come quick.
Something's happened to april.
[april gasping, coughing]
>> you all right, april?
You're gonna be all right.
>> clear.
Clear.
Dr. silver here.
When are you damn kids gonna
Learn how to hold your drugs?
>> boris' concierge doctor.
>> start with some oxy,
Then a little crystal,
Rip a few lines,
And chase it all down
With champagne.
Heaven salad
You kids call it, right?
>> what?
April doesn't do drugs.
>> why?
Because she says she doesn't?
News flash, pretty boy.
Most drug addicts
Are also liars.
Sorry, april, we got to get this
Straight into your system.
>> doctor...
You may have misdiagnosed.
>> oh, really?
Who are you?
>> just a concerned observer.
[chuckles]
Well, i observe nausea,
Photosensitivity,
Disorientation,
A few other telltale symptoms
Of an opioid overdose.
What are you observing?
>> the same symptoms
That you are,
Plus a couple you're not,
Like her miotic pupils
And sludge toxidrome.
>> [scoffs]
>> [gasping]
>> it's a chemical nerve agent.
>> oh, no.
No, no, no.
>> [sighs]
Stethoscope, please.
>> yeah.
Have you been
With her all night?
>> yeah, pretty much.
>> okay, tell me everywhere
You've been.
>> uh, we were
In the walk-in fireplace,
Uh, downstairs
In the recording studio,
>> right.
>> out in the botanical garden.
>> the garden...
What did you do there?
>> uh, nothing.
She was smelling flowers.
>> insecticide.
See, the problem with assuming
About people, dr. silver,
Is that it lets you
Stop searching for culprits.
Okay, you got any atropine
In the fancy case?
>> [coughing]
[moans]
[gasping]
>> light, please.
Thank you.
All right, now we need
To get her to a hospital.
You, call 911.
>> no, thank you.
No.
>> [whispering] you can punch
Out for the night, doctor.
Thank you.
>> no paramedics.
>> you mean no cops.
>> aren't you a doctor?
>> yes, but only a doctor.
She needs a hospital.
>> hamptons heritage hospital?
The place is a taco stand.
For anything more advanced
Than a band-aid,
We'd have to get her
To stony brook in manhattan.
What does she need?
>> the second half
Of the antidote.
>> there must be some way
To help her...
And help me.
I would be doubly grateful.
>> all right, look out.
Look out.
I got this from here, guy.
>> who are you?
>> i'm a lifeguard.
>> are you board certified
In clinical toxicology?
>> help me get her up,
Baywatch.
Get her a pillow, please.
Your bodyguards outside.
>> what about them?
>> high-priced, former mossad.
Okay, do they have mark i kits?
>> enough to save everyone
>> baywatch, go tell them
I need the auto-injector
From a mark i kit.
Go. fast.
Go now.
>> where do you practice,
Doctor?
>> nowhere.
My last hospital fired me
For letting a rich patient die.
>> bureaucracies.
[scoffs]
I find the skilled amongst us
Are better off
Left to their own devices, yes?
Here.
[unsnaps case]
>> all right,
Here we go, sweetie.
[grunts]
>> [coughing]
>> hello, april.
She's gonna be fine, right?
>> she should still be taken
To a hospital,
Whether it serves
Mexican food or not.
You can't just shoot her up
And put her to bed.
>> [groaning]
My head hurts...
And my throat.
>> a result of your
Linda blair impersonation.
>> [sighs]
>> thanks.
Here, you should drink
Some water.
>> mm.
>> now, look, you've been asleep
Up here for an hour,
But you still need
To take it easy.
>> [grunts]
You're the one that saved me?
>> yeah, the lifeguard
Helped out too.
>> who are you?
>> i'm hank.
>> hi, hank.
[hip-hop music]
>> you always keep a detox kit
Around for the occasional o. d.?
>> for the protection
Of my guests.
>> oh. for the protection
Of your privacy.
So, i-i gather you're boris.
>> boris kuester
Von jurgens-ratenicz.
You'd be informal
About it too, no?
>> [chuckling]
Yeah. i'm hank.
>> ah, hank.
Have a seat, hank.
>> uh, you know what?
It's a pleasure
Meeting you, but-
>> i wanted to thank you.
>> yeah, no sweat.
>> and compensate you
For the trouble.
>> oh, yeah, look,
I can't accept that.
>> apro bonoconcierge doctor.
>> concierge doctor?
>> private physician for hire.
All the rage
Amongst us elite folk.
>> no, i was just in the wrong
And i was ethically obligated
To intervene.
But you should've called
The girl an ambulance.
>> life isn't always simple.
>> well, death is.
>> sit down, hank.
Please.
You're quite right.
My privacy is sacred to me.
And i can't afford
Any unwanted attention
This summer.
[chuckles]
Last thing i need is a page six
Sensation on the first weekend.
But something told me truly
She was in better hands...
With you.
Where are you staying?
>> some theme park
In "worsthampton. "
>> stay in my guest cottage.
For the summer.
It'll be vacant shortly.
>> yea-no, i'm only out here
For the weekend.
>> well, if you extend
Your stay...
[door opens]
[indistinct chatter]
Bye, hank!
>> all right. and then i could
Tie it up in a package for you.
[girls giggling]
Hey! oh, my god!
Where have you been?!
>> working.
>> dude, wait. hey.
>> hey. i'm out of here,
>> what do you mean? whoa, dude,
You can't leave right now.
I'm-i'm on the verge
Of having a roman orgy
With the entire cast
>> good. they can drop you
Back at the motel after prom.
>> thank you, sir.
Have a great evening.
>> oh, hey.
The heroic doctor.
Nice work in there.
>> thanks.
Uh, i'm sorry,
Did you need a ride?
>> oh, no, no, thanks.
I have one...
My car.
>> ah.
[laughs]
>> and a nice basic car it is.
>> well, out here basic
Is special.
>> yeah.
I think so too.
>> so i see
You're the other person
Who bought it in this color.
>> yeah, you know, they offered
To throw in free hubcaps,
And i just caved.
>> okay, well,
I'll see you around.
>> okay.
Hey, don't go running
Any red lights.
It may get pinned on me.
[car engine whirring]
>> i need one last look
At my cousin's castle.
What the hell is that?
>> there's a briefcase
In the backseat.
This isn't yours?
>> unh-unh.
>> "the doctor. "
That's you.
>> [chuckles]
>> "my gratitude
Is nonnegotiable.
With regards, boris. "
Well, this could have
Some serious tax implications
For you.
This is a real bar
Of gold, hank.
Dude, what were you up to
>> [german accent]
Ja,that's good, that's good,
That's good.
[speaking german]
Oh, oh,danke,baby.
Yeah.
Oh, well,
If you're wearing a t-shirt,
It'll never work, yeah.
>> evan.
>> just take
Your shirt off,danke.
[normal voice]
Take your shirt off.
>> evan, shut up.
>> take your shirt-
Just take your shirt off.
>> evan!
Oh, what are you-
Would you get out?
>> [grunts]
It's already warm here.
>> go-go to your bed.
>> it's already-
>> go to bed.
>> all right, i'm going.
[cell phone ringing]
>> [groans]
Wha-
[cell phone beeps]
Hello?
>> hello, hank?
>> uh, yeah.
>> i have an emergency.
Could you come over
Immediately, please?
>> wait, i-i'm sorry.
Who is this?
>> you don't know me.
Uh, my name's mr. bryant.
I'll text you the address.
Please hurry.
Uh, it's a matter
Of life and death.
>> no, uh-
[cell phone beeps]
>> so thank you
So much again.
You are my man.
Have a good day.
>> uh, hi.
I- i'm hank.
I guess, uh...
Your dad called, mr. bryant.
>> yeah, well,
Dad's not here right now.
I'm tucker bryant,
And i called you.
>> well, you don't-
You don't sound like the guy-
>> right, oh, right.
[clears throat]
How about now?
>> oh.
>> i'm sorry.
I had no choice.
>> how did you get my number?
Took off this morning, he left
This list of emergency contacts,
And it says "medical emergency-
Dr. silver, concierge doctor. "
But then that's crossed out,
And it just says "hank"
And your number.
>> uh-huh.
>> okay, so your dad's
Out of town,
And you totaled his ferrari.
>> uh, yeah.
But let's avoid
The billy joel jokes.
He lives within earshot.
Uh, this isn't my blood.
It's my girlfriend's.
Um, can you come inside?
>> yeah.
Yeah, sure.
And who is dad?
>> uh, marshall david bryant iv.
>> never heard of him.
>> yeah, uh, well,
That's 'cause
This is my great-grandfather's
Money he spends,
Collecting all those toys.
>> who's your
Great-grandfather?
>> uh, marshall david bryant ii.
>> never heard of him either.
>> ever use a blender?
>> yeah.
>> you're welcome.
Uh, doctor?
Think we can do this?
>> yeah.
>> babe, the guy's here.
>> perfect, 'cause i already
Found out what's wrong with me.
An epidural hematoma,
A thoracic spine fracture,
A sternoclavicular dislocation,
Some likely internal bleeding,
But that's just so far.
>> okay, libby, chill.
>> chill?
>> yeah.
>> how the hell
Am i supposed to chill, tucker?
Can't you see
That i'm officially dying here?
[knock at door]
>> god, it's okay, okay.
[knocking continues]
>> what? what?
God.
Oka-
[knocking continues]
Okay, all right!
Dude, you're killing me.
How is it you can remember
The name of every bone
In the body,
But you can't remember
To take your key?
>> ugh.
>> i'm still asleep, right?
>> um, i'm looking for hank.
>> not if it's my dream,
You're not.
>> who are you?
>> um, i'm evan r. lawson, cpa.
Aka, i'm-i'm hank's brother.
>> you're related to hank?
Really?
>> yeah.
Thanks.
>> so where is he?
>> he is-
Uh, i don't know where he is.
Could i take a message for him?
>> for the first time
I may actually be
In love with a guy,
And you want me
To just relay that info to him
Through his half-nude,
Number-crunching
Little brother?
It's just a bit awkward,
Don't you think?
>> i think-yeah, it would be
100% socially unacceptable.
Um...
>> you know hank saved my life?
I heard if it wasn't for him,
That concierge hack
Would've killed me.
>> uh-huh.
>> i just need to give him
His jacket
And say thank you.
>> uh-huh. well, you know that
As his brother and accountant,
I'm actually legally empowered
To accept your thanks
On his behalf.
>> you don't look
Very empowered.
>> can i give you
The grand tour?
>> no.
I'll just wait here.
>> okay.
That's, uh...
[funk music]
[exhales sharply]
You can stay
As long as you want.
>> let's be clear.
I'm here for hank.
>> oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. got it.
>> good.
>> so i'm gonna go
And take
A few cold showers, then.
>> see you.
>> okay.
[camera shutter clicks]
Sorry, i just got
To send that to...
Everyone i've ever met.
[cell phone beeps]
See you in a sec.
[door closes]
>> so that tree
Came out of nowhere.
It came out of the ground.
>> yeah, but did it have
The right of way?
>> this is so not funny.
>> you wanted to go
For the ride.
>> i wanted pinkberry, tucker.
You said you could drive
That thing, and i don't know.
I- i guess it was too much car
For you, baby.
>> do not emasculate me, libby.
She's fine, right, doc?
>> uh, yeah, let's have a look.
[clears throat]
>> [sighs]
>> okay, does that hurt?
>> yes.
>> and that?
>> yeah.
>> okay, and that?
>> take a guess, mcweenie.
>> i have fibromyalgia, right?
>> it's a disorder
Marked by the presence
Of chronic widespread pain
And tactile allodynia.
>> no, i know what it is.
>> patients also
Typically present
With debilitating fatigue,
Abnormal sleep architecture,
Cognitive dysfunction,
Anxiety, depression, and-
>> do you see what
I'm dealing with here?
>> yeah.
You don't have fibromyalgia.
You're gonna tell me
That nothing is wrong with me.
I hate when doctors do that.
>> oh, no, there's something
Wrong with you, all right.
>> thank you.
>> i think
He's being facetious, babe.
>> do not patronize me, tucker.
>> are you guys really only 16?
She doesn't have anything.
>> actually, she does.
It's an increasingly
Common condition
Called cyberchondriasis.
>> oh, i so knew it.
I knew it.
The whole time
I totally knew it.
Oh, my god.
Is it degenerative?
[crying,
Mumbling nonsensically]
[door opens]
>> [exhales sharply]
All right, so, april-
April? right.
Let's talk turkey.
>> fine. call hank.
>> uh, i don't have his number.
>> that's correct.
And since we have time
Together right now,
Uh, tell me
About your colleagues.
I prefer the european, you know,
Runway bulimics myself.
But also feel very strongly
That the girl-next-door,
Like, glamour types-
They need love too.
[knock at door]
>> hank?
>> already?
>> who are you?
>> i'm divya.
Divya kadari.
>> and?
>> and i'm looking
For doctor... hank?
>> note to self,
Become a doctor.
>> sorry, i didn't mean
To upset you.
>> cyberchondriasis?
Cyberchondriasis?
How could that not upset me?
That sounds awful.
I mean, what is it?
Is it neurological,
Immunosuppressive?
Say it's not dermatological.
You can take anything,
But just not my complexion.
>> right.
Cyberchondriasis
Is an obsession
With researching health online.
Symptoms include excessive time
Spent on webmd, nih,
And noah health.
>> that's it?
>> that's it.
>> you're just
A cyberchondriac,
A rabid cyberchondriac,
I'm afraid, but, uh,
It's nothing that'll kill you.
>> [chuckles]
Uh, sorry.
Okay.
Uh, let's let the good doctor
Be on his way now, libby.
I have more complaints.
My uvula dangles
Really longer than most...
>> she's a handful, but all
The best ones are, right?
Uh, so thanks
For coming over so quick.
And...
Listen, we should hang out
Some time.
We could fly model planes.
>> where do you do that?
>> in the backyard,
Where dad lands his chopper.
>> yeah, i'm only here
For the weekend, pal.
>> oh, too bad.
Uh, dad-dad
Would've liked you.
>> yeah, and i'd like to know
I mean, i just got out here.
>> word travels pretty fast
In the hamptons.
>> you know what?
Let me have a look at that leg.
>> oh, no, i'm solid, man.
I'm just a bit banged up.
But what would be mighty fine
Of you is if we could keep
This whole little episode...
On the d. I.
>> [chuckles]
You don't think dad'll notice
The, uh, ferrari challenge
That looks like it's been
Great-grandfather's invention?
He's at his saint-tropez
Beach house
For the next ten days.
I have plenty of time.
>> that's
A half-million-dollar piece
Of hand-assembled machinery.
Ten days is plenty of time
>> no, not repair it,
Replace it.
>> aren't there, like, 70
In the world?
>> uh, yeah,
But i only need to buy one.
Look, what dad doesn't know
Won't hurt him,
And you can't really put
On not hurting
Your old man, right?
I mean, this
Is what trust funds are for.
>> sorry.
I don't sell my silence.
>> are you gonna snitch on me?
But i'm not gonna lie for a kid
Who risks lives all in search of
A few ounces of frozen yogurt-
Overhyped frozen yogurt,
I might add.
>> it's not overhyped, dude.
It's a tart, refreshing,
That offers 10% rda of calcium
Per serving.
>> yeah, dude,
Don't punk the crackberry.
She'll light your ass up
Like a christmas tree.
>> [chuckles]
Hey, look, i need to give you
A once-over.
>> no, you don't.
[grunts]
>> tucker?
Hey, i got you.
I got you.
>> tucker? tucker?
>> [groans]
>> tucker?
>> oh, my-oh, my god.
>> [gasping]
>> tucker.
Oh, my god.
>> aah, oh!
>> oh, it's okay.
It's okay.
>> why didn't you tell me
You were a hemophiliac?
>> dude, my chest
Is killing me.
>> all right,
Where's your factor viii supply?
>> uh, bottom drawer
Next to my aquarium.
>> okay, libby, go.
>> okay.
>> just try to keep calm.
>> [breathing heavily]
>> stay with me, pal.
>> i can't breathe.
Stay with me.
Tucker, stay with me.
Tucker, stay-
Tucker?
All right, jugular's up,
Muffled heart sounds,
Minimal pulses.
Damn, it's a beck's.
>> what's happening to him?
Beck's? what do you mean beck's?
>> he probably
Contused his heart
Into the pericardial sac.
>> what are you talking about?
>> his heart is being squeezed
And not circulating blood
To his brain.
He needs the fluid drained,
But because of his hemophilia,
I could kill him
Trying to save him.
>> please, hank,
You have to save him.
It's tucker.
>> okay, i need...
A bottle of vodka,
A very sharp, pointed knife,
Uh, a bic pen,
A sandwich baggie,
And some duct tape.
>> sandwich bag, duct tape.
Who are you, macgyver?
>> hurry. go.
[intense electronic music]
>> incising subcostally.
Opening into
The subxiphoid area.
Blunt dissecting
Towards the pericardium.
Okay. okay.
All right, i'm there.
>> [shuddering] oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
>> now pray
He started clotting.
Opening the pericardium.
>> he's bleeding.
Hank, he's bleeding.
Oh, my god.
We're killing him.
Tucker-
>> wait.
Wait.
>> ugh.
>> okay.
>> oh.
>> he's clotting.
He's clotting.
Give me the pen.
Okay.
Tape.
>> [shudders]
>> he's doing great.
>> [laughs nervously]
>> okay.
Good, good.
>> [gasps]
>> he's okay.
>> ow! ow!
>> tucker.
>> just take it easy, pal.
>> [inhales sharply]
>> tucker, hi.
I'm here.
>> what did you do to me?
>> he saved you.
>> h-he saved you.
That's what he did.
>> libby helped out big-time.
>> [laughs]
>> libby, now call 911.
>> hamptons heritage?
No way, man.
Dad calls it
The local cemetery.
>> okay, well, we have to get
You somewhere quick.
What would dad suggest we do?
>> go into my wallet
And get the little black card
That says "american express"
On it.
[helicopter whirring]
>> he's really okay,
And he isn't in pain?
>> hemophiliacs
Live in pain, libby.
He'll be okay.
>> good times.
>> this way, miss.
>> i should meet you
At mount sinai.
>> no, you really
Don't have to.
>> you're-you're
An unaccompanied minor.
>> yeah...
Almost always.
I'm used to it.
>> all right.
>> hey.
>> yo.
How has your morning been?
>> i've never worked harder
During a vacation in my life.
>> that's amazing.
I had the exact same morning.
Where you going there, bro?
>> back to the city
For some r and r.
>> what if i told you
I had two beautiful women
In the bathroom right now,
And they came here
Just to see you?
>> yeah, sure.
If that's true,
I will stay
The rest of the weekend.
>> [clears throat]
Ladies, hank's home.
>> oh.
>> so you remember april.
She's here to thank you
For saving her life.
And this is divya.
She's here to apply for a job.
>> uh...
[chuckles]
Okay, let's go one at a time.
So what you're suggesting-
>> i'm not suggesting.
I'm insisting.
We need to see
More of each other.
>> i don't think
That's such a good idea.
>> your judgment
Is still clouded.
>> it has never been
Clearer, hank.
>> listen, these feelings
You think you have-
>> who here knows
More about my feelings?
>> oh, really?
How's that?
>> because this isn't
An emotional issue.
It's a medical one. it's called
Nightingale syndrome.
>> what's that?
>> it's where a patient
In critical care
Develops an emotional dependency
On his or her caretaker.
>> i don't have
Nightingale syndrome.
>> prove it.
>> how?
>> don't see me for a month.
If you still
Have your feelings then,
We'll talk.
>> are you here all summer?
>> no, just for the weekend.
Well, you're not making this
Very easy on me.
>> sorry.
Next!
>> the doctor will see you now.
>> divya.
Divya, divya, hold on.
>> what's wrong?
>> well, i think
We skipped a part.
>> oh. which part?
>> the part where you tell me
What the hell is going on here.
>> oh. i'd like to be your p. a.
>> my p. a.
>> physician assistant.
>> why would i need one?
>> all concierge doctors
Have a p. a.
>> i am not a concierge doctor.
>> what's a concierge doctor?
>> it's the doctor
Of the future.
>> it's the newest accessory
Of the rich.
>> it's how we all did it once.
You know, the folksy neighbor
Walking up to your door
With a little black bag.
>> right, but now
It's a former department chair
For mayo or mass general
Or ucla
Rolling up in an suv
With portable x-ray,
Ultrasound, and ekg gear.
It's-it's doctors on demand.
>> what's so wrong with that?
>> nothing, nothing.
It's just-
It's not what i do.
>> well, what about april?
>> i was a bystander.
>> what about tucker bryant?
>> how could
You possibly know-
>> i got a call
While you were talking to april.
>> [laughs]
>> it's the hamptons.
>> yeah, word travels fast,
I know.
Look, two freak occurrences.
I have not set up shop
>> i know, and i guess
What i'm saying is, "why not?"
>> wait a minute.
So you've been here
For 24 hours,
And you already have a bar
Of gold in your nightstand.
>> it's chocolate.
The maid puts it on the pillow.
>> no, no, no, it's gold.
And you're chasing away
Like, imagine what we could do
If we actually tried.
>> we? who's we?
>> hank, you're
Up to your eyes in debt.
With no income
To service that debt,
And your bills
Back in brooklyn-
They're stacking up
Like buckwheat pancakes.
You got a better career plan?
>> i took the liberty of doing
Some back-of-the-envelope
Calculations-
A rough estimate
Of the emergency-medicine market
Out here during the season
And a practice model
Of services and fees.
With virtually
No capital outlay,
Conservative pricing,
And relying strictly
On word-of-mouth and referrals,
Some nice coin here.
>> dude,
I really like this girl.
>> [cell phone ringing]
>> aren't you going to get it?
>> would you-that's my-
>> doctor's office.
How can i help you?
>> excuse me, you're not my-
>> of course, of course.
One moment please.
For you.
>> i-i have no-
>> it's an emergency.
>> hello?
>> dr. hank,
Thank god you're there.
>> no, no, you don't unders-
>> it's an emergency.
>> okay, okay.
No, okay, okay.
Ms. newberg, i don't even know
What happened to you, but i-
>> no, right away, doctor.
Right away.
>> no, i am not taking cal-
>> i'll text you the address.
>> no, do not text me the addr-
Hello?
[cell phone beeps]
>> well, my car has gps
And a few other things
That may come in handy.
>> shotgun.
>> you really came prepared.
>> core wound care,
Home diagnostics...
Infusion i. v.
>> why does a p. a. drive around
With them in her trunk?
>> well, they were on sale.
>> divya.
>> look, i want to show you
All i can bring to the table
My knowledge of the hamptons,
My relationships
With the locals-
>> your superbly
Well-toned figure.
>> don't objectify me,
Sidekick.
Uh, this is it.
>> this is what?
>> the address
That woman gave hank.
>> no, no, no,
There has to be a mistake.
>> no, no, this is it.
This is where mrs. newberg
Is stranded,
In desperate need
Of medical assistance.
>> i guess we can leave
The toys in the car.
Evan, that includes you.
>> a little faster, doctor.
>> i'm coming.
[woman coughing]
[telephone ringing]
You think one of these people
Is ms. newberg?
>> i have been waiting here
More than 45 minutes!
>> never mind.
>> mm-hmm.
>> no, i will not fill out
Any more forms.
>> general admissions
Are this way.
And there she is,
In the fur coat.
>> this is ridiculous!
I demand to see
The administrator!
>> will you please
Stop screaming, ms. newberg?
>> oh, joy.
Can't wait to meet her.
>> oh,thatms. newberg.
>> you-you know her?
>> of her.
They call her
"new parts" newberg.
>> are you even listening
To me?!
>> uh, ms. newberg?
>> are you the administrator?
>> no, i'm hank.
>> oh, good.
I hear wonderful things.
>> great.
This is divya.
>> i'm his physician assistant.
>> she's not
My physician assistant.
>> i need your help, hank.
>> ms. newberg,
You're in a hospital.
>> no, this is not a hospital.
>> it's not?
>> it's a socialist conspiracy.
Apparently,
If you're not holding your
Dismembered leg in your hand,
You don't require treatment.
>> there's a line,
Based on medical necessity.
And you belong
>> lines are for the "citiots. "
>> what's a citiot?
>> it's what we call you people
Just for the weekend.
>> thank you.
Ms. newberg,
What's your emergency?
>> i've got a flat tire.
>> okay, i'm not aaa.
>> no.
A flat tire.
>> oh...
>> dear.
>> i spent the entire off-season
On this project.
I waited months
To debut these two saline gems
On the beach this weekend,
And i wake up this morning
And pbht!
Flat tire.
>> that's a shame.
But it's not my area.
I shouldn't have even come here.
Look, the good news is,
The saline is harmless.
Your body will simply absorb it.
Just wait your turn,
And the e. r. staff here
Will take good care
>> hank, let's help her.
>> you must.
>> i'm sorry.
>> please.
I can't go around
Looking like this
In the hamptons,
Like some high-society
Circus freak.
What am i supposed to do
Hang beach towels
On this thing?
I mean, they're supposed
To come in pairs.
>> i have no privileges
In fact, me even standing here
Consulting with you
Is probably
12 different kinds of illegal.
And i have no equipment
Or facilities of my own.
>> oh, i can get us
Everything we need.
>> well, your assistant
Seems very confident-
>> she's not my assistant.
>> offer to pay him generously.
>> divya.
>> he needs the money.
>> i'll pay any amount.
>> that's not the point.
>> i'll pay enough money
To make it the point.
>> ms. newberg-
>> i don't take no
For an answer.
>> take it or leave it,
It's my answer.
Have a great day.
>> can i be of any help here?
>> you already had your chance.
>> nice to see you again,
Ms. newberg.
>> this is hank,
My private physician.
>> i'm not
Her private physician.
We kind of met-
>> jill casey,
Hospital administrator.
>> hank lawson,
Uh, between jobs.
>> nice to meet you,
Dr. lawson.
>> can we confer a moment
One-on-one, please?
>> yeah, sure.
>> he's very selective
About his clientele,
But i think he likes you.
>> so you're the new
Concierge doctor in town?
>> no, no, no.
No, i'm not.
I- i ca-i can explain that.
>> no, don't.
In fact,
I just want to thank you
For taking that frequent flier
Off our hands.
>> you do?
>> yeah, she storms in here
Every time one of her, uh,
Renovations goes awry,
And she expects to leapfrog
Over dozens of people
With staph infections
And skull fractures,
Chest pains...
Well, you know what comes
Into an e. r., i'm sure.
>> yeah, yeah, i do.
>> so you gonna fix
Her flat tire?
>> like i'm aaa.
>> uh, when i said consultation,
I was thinking someplace
>> well, you don't mind, do you?
I've just got a couple things
I gotta pick up in town.
Besides, i'm not shy.
>> [chuckles] right.
>> so come on,
Let's cut to the chase, hank.
>> okay, okay,
Um, saline, not silicone.
>> single-lumen?
>> yes.
>> volume?
>> um...
900 ccs.
>> 850 is the maximum
You can buy
Without going
To the custom market.
>> i don't do anything
Half-ass, dear.
[cell phone rings]
>> oh, excuse me
For a moment, please.
Yes, mother.
Yes, i'll be at the polo match
With you and father-
[speaking hindi]
So.
She didn't buy off the rack.
>> look, assuming you could even
Find us a place to do this,
Where the hell are we gonna
Get custom parts?
>> it will take time.
>> time she'd spend
Like a high-society
Circus freak.
>> symmetry
Is the key to beauty.
>> hey, you have some, uh,
Some local anesthetic
And a needle in the car?
>> okay, there is
The opposite solution.
>> i don't follow you.
>> well, if we can't
Refill the flat tire...
>> we can just
Flatten the other one.
>> it'll even her out.
>> oh, we can do
That procedure anywhere.
>> in the comfort
Of her own home.
>> she's not gonna
Like this one bit.
>> yeah, i know.
Ms. newberg.
We've got some good news,
And some bad news.
[driving keyboard music]
>> well, i think the procedure
Went very well, ms. newberg.
You look incredible.
And just as cfo of hankmed,
I need a billing address.
>> bill me in manhattan,
Palm beach, aspen,
Anywhere but here.
This is my sanctuary.
>> got it.
>> hank.
Darling.
Wonderman.
Although i did waste an entire
Winter of self-beautification.
>> but you're out of the circus.
>> i'm outta the circus.
>> and another satisfied
Hankmed customer.
>> hankmed?
>> [clicks tongue]
>> i would be so delighted
To my beach party tonight.
The one i thought i was
Gonna have to cancel.
>> no, thank you.
I appreciate it, but-
>> i love beach parties.
It's weird, like, i think about
Them when i'm not even at them.
>> perfect.
>> we make
A hell of a team, too.
>> cfo of hankmed?
>> yeah, hankmed.
Has kind of a ring to it, right?
'til next tax season,
Plus the social perks
Of this job should be killer.
>> i'd like to discuss
My title, hank.
>> there are no titles.
There is no team.
There is no hankmed.
I'm sorry, guys, i just don't
Think i can do this.
>> so where does that leave us?
>> at good-bye.
>> hank.
>> nice meeting you, divya.
>> hank, hank, hank...
>> yeah, you too.
[peppy electric guitar music]
>> [exhales]
Hey.
Okay, how do i look?
>> you look like an olympic
Swimmer from "queeristan. "
>> is that a good
Or a bad thing?
>> you're not really
Gonna go like that, are ya?
>> too much?
>> way.
>> okay, i suspected that.
Come to the party, okay?
Come on.
It's an evening
With newparts newberg.
Like, how exclusive
Does that sound?
>> consider me excluded.
>> what're you gonna do here?
>> relax. think.
>> okay, cool, well, think hard.
Or not too hard.
Whatever's better for me.
But just so you know,
As your brother and accountant-
>> get out, or you'll
Cease to be either one.
>> bam. i love ya.
>> like you.
>> have fun with your thoughts.
>> [knocks on door]
>> dude.
You're killin' me.
How is it you can penetrate
A heavily-guarded castle
And not your own motel room?
>> hey.
>> um, i'm sure you're wondering
How i tracked you down.
Wondering that out here.
>> well, i hope
I'm not intruding.
>> actually, um,
Ms. newberg came by.
She has a goiter
The size of montauk.
>> [laughs]
Uh, dr. lawson, i wanted to-
>> hank. hank.
>> hank.
Um...
You know-
I know a place down the beach.
Do you wanna grab a bite?
Everybody loves chewy's.
>> yeah, i know, it looks good.
>> the best.
Thanks, chewy.
>> thanks.
>> so tell me about
This little enterprise
That you're building.
>> oh, yeah, no no no,
I haven't actually
Decided to build anything yet.
Can i ask you something?
As medical professionals,
Do you think we are
Who we care for?
>> you know, we're not all
Movie stars and moguls out here.
We do have some ordinary folk.
Like, uh, busboys, and plumbers,
Electricians...
>> yeah, i saw-the contractor
With the lower back injury
And the older woman
With asthmatic bronchitis.
>> well, they're the people
That keep this place running.
If it weren't for them, the vips
Wouldn't be able to tell
The difference between
Easthampton and east newark.
>> hey, easy on jersey.
>> oh, uh, that was me
Being easy on jersey.
>> oh!
>> [laughs]
Anyway...
They're mainly the people
That come into my e. r.
They get sick and injured too.
>> right.
>> but none of that matters.
The only thing that matters
At the end of the day is that
These people need help, and if
I don't help them, who will?
>> exactly.
>> not your old boss
In brooklyn.
My grad school has
A tight-knit alumni network,
And i asked around.
I guess you can't
Escape your past.
>> yours won't follow you
For too long.
>> what do you mean?
>> well, the kid was obviously
The sicker patient,
And to have a cardiac tamponade
During an angio
Is kind of like having
Your gas tank explode
When you're filling her up.
You triaged by the book.
It was bad luck,
Not a bad call.
>> how could you possibly kn-
Thank you.
>> and if i were the hospital
Administrator there,
I would've had your back
All the way.
>> yeah, and you
Would've been fired too.
Because i think what happened
To you is unacceptable, hank.
And we need to change the things
That we can't accept.
>> yeah.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
So what were you-
A nice, normal girl-doing at
A party like that last night?
>> i'm raising money
For a local free clinic.
>> yeah, and boris
Has been very generous.
>> oh.
>> so you know where to find me.
>> well, i know where you work,
What you drive,
Where you go for clams.
I mean, i guess i could go back
To chewy's and just kinda,
You know, sit there,
Waiting for you,
But it might take a while.
>> and now you have my number.
[airborne toxic event's
Wishing well]
>> you wanna run away,
Run away
Just get on the train
And leave today
And you just wanna feel
Like a coin that's been tossed
In a wishing well
A wishing well,
A wishing well
Like you were just a wish
That could turn out well
>> hey, it's hank.
How ya feelin', pal?
>> good as new, thanks to you.
>> glad to hear that, tucker.
>> they may release me tomorrow,
But they-they said
I'll need follow-up.
>> all right, well,
When your dad gets back-
>> actually, uh-
Actually, he extended his trip.
>> uh, the rest of the summer.
>> oh.
Well, i extended mine too.
So give me a call
When you get back.
>> right, so-so that you can
Do my follow-up?
>> and so we can, you know,
Fly your model planes
In the back yard.
>> sounds great,
Dude, can't wait.
>> okay, bye.
>> later, man.
>> a-ha!
The good doctor.
What a... pleasant surprise.
What can i do for you?
>> so i was wondering about that
Possible vacancy you mentioned.
>> oh, yes?
Your timing is impeccable...
Hank.
>> [knocks]
>> feels like
All people do out here
Is knock on each other's doors.
>> the only thing knocking here,
Hank, is opportunity.
>> dr. hotshot.
Those observant eyes of yours-
You better keep 'em open wide
'cause you ain't
Seen nothin' yet.
[the blue van'sbe home soon]
>> when night takes over
In the afternoon
One thing keeps me
Staring at the moon
Its smile
Tells me that i
Will be home soon
I'll be home soon