Previously on "All Night"...
She leaves tomorrow,
so what are you gonna do about it?
- I'll figure something out. - You know what?
I'm not the only one who's sick of your rules.
Candlelit dinners are a fire hazard?
That woman deserves candlelight three meals a day.
So it shall be.
You need to stop being stupid
and go back to being friends again.
Maybe someday we can be friends,
but right now it's just too painful.
- Wow. - Right back at you.
Happy graduation, boys.
Oh, my God, it's cosplay_queen_7.
What are you doing?
Burning this mother to the ground.
Oh, my God.
There's something special about the people
who watched you become a person.
Oh, my God.
Oh, yeah, and I want a flying car too.
- Ugh. - What? It's not that bad.
Since no one's gonna see these videos
for 20 years anyway,
I see myself with Fig... Oh, my God.
So I guess in 20 years
I'll either be laughing about that with Cassie
and my super hot future husband...
It's very sincere.
Yeah. Is Fig seeing this?
No, he... he left.
He found a way to leave?
Wow, he must have been really upset
that Roni broke up with him.
Yeah, you all sweating out there, huh?
Well, so was I in that shark costume for four years
for your enjoyment!
And what do you morons give me in return, huh?
A face dick!
Does that seem fair to you?
No, but I'm gonna make it fair.
Oh, I'm gonna make it fair.
Oz and I want four kids: Atticus, Athena,
Duchess, and Kyle,
our happy little accident.
Ew.
No, I think it's sweet.
I want four kids.
No, I... I want four kids.
I just can't believe I ever wanted them
with he-who-must-not-be-named.
And our kids will be so cute
that people will constantly be asking us
if we want to sign with their modeling agency.
Look at that girl.
She's so happy and full of hope,
so very naive.
It was a simpler time.
Well, maybe it's a good thing you're seeing this, you know?
Like, now you can see what you don't want.
I know what I don't want.
I don't want to leave.
Yeah, when I got kicked out, it was awful.
But it turned out okay?
Not immediately.
I was 15, and I had none of your confidence,
but then I grew into half the person you are,
and yeah, everything turned out okay.
It's just, I had my whole future planned out.
It was comforting,
and now I don't know what to expect out there.
Well, as someone who's experienced out there,
let me tell you, you're crushing it, okay?
- Yeah? - I mean, you went and streaked
- with the infamous Nino Clemente. - Yeah.
So let me tell you something, all right?
- All right. - You can handle anything.
Yeah. I really can.
You're all still loving high school, huh?
Who's turn to burn?
Eeny meeny... you.
CEO of a Fortune 500 company, no question,
and Mr. Lewis will still be a has-been, jag-off,
life-ruining so-called coach
living with the knowledge that I made
ferocious love to his wife.
Oh, my God.
Mrs. Lewis, I'm here for you, girl.
Oh, this is too good.
He might be the smartest idiot I know.
- Yeah. - But hey, no big deal.
You slip out, never have to see Mr. Lewis or his wife again.
Come on, we're eating in the lobby.
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20 years from now
you all will have still left an impression on my heart,
and for that, guys, I thank you.
- Thank you so much. - All right.
- What's going on here? - I'm selling pancakes.
Why would anyone buy something that's already free?
Because of Melinda?
I mean, she went out on a limb
to make sure everybody here had a good time tonight.
You guys don't think we owe her something for that?
We already gave her money for the drinks.
That's how the economy works.
Yeah, but Saperstein took all of her cash,
and the doors open up in a half an hour.
Okay, but why is this on you?
Melinda leaves for her summer job at Cornell tomorrow.
I figure if I can find a way to make enough money,
she doesn't have to go, and we can spend the summer together.
Christian, that is insane.
You don't even know if she wants
to spend the summer with you.
Then again, I'm the last person who should be judging
an incredibly stupid plan done out of stupid love.
Hey, yours is not stupid. I came up with it.
- What are you talking about? - Nothing.
You don't get to know in case it fails.
- Yeah. - Okay, are you guys
- gonna pay or what? - No, I'm your sister.
No.
So wait, you were locked in
with Stefania Leslie for 12 hours?
Yeah. She's a really cool person.
Cool person? I know what that means.
You are living proof that on grad night anything can happen.
- Give us some details. - Tasteful ones.
Well, we managed to make the most out
of getting locked in the basement,
played some games,
talked some stuff through,
and... nothing else.
Are you hearing this?
Yeah, sounds like he had a really special night.
So what about you guys? Did you find the grail?
Was there ever a question?
We figured her out. It's Lyssee Haversham.
- Nice! - Of course, now that we know
she's a queen among men, we can't ever talk to her.
Are you kidding me?
You talked to her like a hundred times.
Not since we knew.
Look, if there's one thing I learned tonight,
it's that you should always try to connect with people
no matter what you assume about them.
Trying to connect with her would be like trying
to connect with God.
Only hotter.
Excuse me, guys.
Hey.
- Hey, are you working tonight? - No, why?
Well, I was thinking I'm not the only one here
with some history to rewrite.
- What are you saying? - That party,
it sucked for you too,
and you deserve a do-over.
- Go on. - I'm thinking video games,
cheese-dusted snacks, the pleasure of Bryce,
Jonas, and Stymie's company, the works!
Are you inviting me to Stymie's finished basement?
What do you say?
Cody got so wise in that basement.
He sure did.
Yo, everybody, extra syrup delivered
right to your plate, only 8 bucks!
No? All right, fine. Let's make it 5.
Come on, people. It's for a good cause.
- Yeah, right here, man. - Oh, my man.
- Yeah, thanks, bud. - Nice.
- 20 years from now... - Oh, look, there she is.
It's a sign. Give her some money, man.
...at my reunion.
I am leaving this place and never looking back.
My best is yet to come,
and I'm gonna make something of myself all thanks to this.
Everyone says that they're here to make memories,
but when they show up,
all they want to do is get blackout drunk.
I mean, hey, it's not my problem
if they want to buy watered-down booze at a huge markup.
The captain of the lacrosse team just gave me 100 bucks.
Thanks, Christian Fullner.
It was nice not knowing you.
Gonna go.
Uh, excuse me, Mrs. Lewis?
Hello, recent graduate.
I just wanted to apologize.
Fine. Apology accepted.
That was me at the beginning of the night.
I was being dumb and obnoxious,
and I blamed your husband for my not being valedictorian,
and for some reason I came up with this really gross,
unfair revenge plan.
I mean, could you imagine if I had seduced you
and ended up destroying your marriage?
You were never, ever going to seduce me.
Be that as it may,
I had a really great time with you tonight,
so I'm sorry for what I said earlier
and what I said a little later.
Wait, what did you say a little later?
I ran into Mr. Lewis in the hallway,
and we had words.
What kind of words?
Words pertaining to our talk on the tennis courts,
you know, about your frustrations.
Oh, okay, so he knows, and he heard it from you.
Well, congratulations.
You may have actually succeeded in ruining my marriage,
and no one even got any sex out of it.
So you're saying there was a chance?
I'm gonna need you to go.
Absolutely.
For the record,
I truly am sorry.
And I rarely apologize, rarely need to,
make a lot of good decisions,
just not tonight.
Come on, Dee. I've had a long night.
Hold on. Stand here.
Okay, I'm pretty sure those belong in...
- What? - Just...
♪ Hold on ♪
♪ Even though you have every reason to go ♪
♪ I still have every reason to hope ♪
♪ So hold on ♪
♪ Before long ♪
♪ We can be living a second chance ♪
♪ Being in love and making plans ♪
♪ So hold on ♪
♪ You are not alone ♪
Look,
big and bold has never been my style.
I don't sing in front of the whole school.
I don't live out loud.
I live at a quiet, respectable volume,
but you are big and bold,
and I love that,
so if being with you means
I have to turn up the volume a little...
I'm sorry. Is this metaphor so corny?
No, it's not.
The point is, I want to make this work.
Me too,
and I don't want you to ever feel like you're my prop.
You're the most important person in my life.
Oh, my God.
Did I do that to your hair?
I am so sorry.
No, I did it...
on purpose.
Oh. Fun.
Yeah.
2:00 a. m. was a very interesting time of my life.
Ugh, same.
I was, like, fully dating your friend Fig.
Yeah, well,
you came to your senses eventually.
What do you mean?
You ended things, right?
You broke up with him?
Yes but no.
It was mutual.
If anything, it was more him.
Wait, what?
I know, I was as surprised as you are.
Have a good summer.
I don't know what I should...
I want to turn it off, but at the same time I...
Ooh.
Oh, I'm terrible at this!
Gerald, open the door.
I'm... I'm trying to turn it off.
I keep hitting the wrong button, so.
Ooh.
Oh, no.
We know who this is.
20 years, I will be retired,
and it will be pure heaven,
so I guess screw you, school board.
- Sharon, you and store-bought... - Turn it off!
Turn it off! Turn it off!
Spineless sons of bitches need to rot in hell.
Turn it off! Turn it off! Turn it off!
Turn it off! Turn that... turn it off!
...during my Oscar speech,
so suck it.
Ah!
Doors open in ten minutes.
Nice, not even expired.
I'll bet I go through these
in my first week of college.
Same.
Hey, guys.
It's me.
Listen, I'm sorry I ran away earlier.
I just don't want my friends to find out about my...
you know, hobby.
But why? You're insanely talented.
If I were that awesome, I'd be telling everybody.
You're a goddess.
Oh, I don't know about that word.
Your fan fiction about your D&D character
kept me up for weeks.
It's the least I've ever slept and the best I've ever felt.
My friends think this stuff is super lame.
I don't know how they'd react
if they found out that this was me.
Look,
I, um...
I drew this picture of you.
I never knew what you looked like, so.
This is beautiful.
And if you ever want to get into some D&D IRL,
Jonas is one hell of a dungeon master.
Almost as good as Stymie is an elf.
Thanks, Jonas.
What are you guys doing later?
Happy grad night anniversary.
I don't know if you remember,
but this is where we spent our grad night.
Of course I remember,
even though I haven't...
I haven't been out here in years.
Someone reminded me of what I've always known,
that that was the best night of my life,
and I realized that my best night shouldn't be in the past.
I mean, I was lucky enough to marry
the most amazing woman in the world.
Yeah.
Hey, look what I have.
Uh-oh.
Mm.
Wait, did you steal your jacket from the trophy case?
Uh, rules are meant to be broken.
Oh, okay. They are?
Mm-hmm, and speaking of which, I also stole this.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah.
'Kay, uh, here goes nothing.
When I came here tonight,
I had absolutely no regrets about high school.
It was good, and it was easy,
so I didn't want anything to change,
which is stupid because
of course things are gonna change,
but now...
well, 20 years from now
I'm wondering if I'll still regret
not saying yes to Deanna,
to going to Germany,
being with her, all of it.
Right now it feels like
I'll never stop regretting turning her down.
She's the best person I know,
and I could have been with her.
Uh, actually, can we...
um, can we just delete all that?
No?
Shit.
All right, screw it then.
In 20 years I predict that...
I'll still be in love with Deanna Hoffman
and hoping that she'll give me a second chance.
That was even worse than your video.
You two losers are perfect for each other.
Yeah, we might be.
Ladies, we need to talk.
What's up?
I, Lyssee Marie Haversham,
am a nerd.
I love comic books and cosplay.
I make my own costumes
and post photos of myself wearing them online, yeah.
I hope you're not mad that I waited this long to tell you,
and I hope that you both will still be my friends
after knowing,
but if you don't want to be friends, that's fine too.
- Yeah, we're good. - Yeah, we all have our things.
So you're not shocked or upset?
I had no reason to hide this from you
for four extremely stressful years?
- No, of course not. - Yeah.
- I am totally shocked. - Seriously.
This is a huge deal.
- You are so brave, Lyssee. - Yeah.
Come here.
We're gonna have the greatest summer ever together.
Good luck in college
or your jobs or just sitting around
the house all day smoking pot.
Miss Kelly,
I hope you'll have the courtesy not to mention my video
to your father or anyone else in the school board.
God help me.
You're free to go!
We can finally take pictures together
without worrying about what anyone thinks.
Yeah, I guess that's true.
Alexis, get in.
I don't have to.
Come on.
- Hey. - Hey, guys.
I stand by my actions!
I regret nothing! Oh, come on!
Bye, Shark. Thanks for the suit.
Here you go.
- Black is so my color. - Yeah, it is.
Prom queen.
Are you the prom queen?
- Yeah, why? - Oh, see,
I had this whole list of high school things to do.
- Do you like pizza? - Love it.
Smiles, everyone.
Perfect.
Awesome.
Come on.
Yeah, you.
Nice wheels.
Oh, it's a Lyft. I don't have a car.
Solid substitution.
Look, Melinda, I know this sounds crazy,
but I don't want last night to be just last night.
I want it to be the start of something
even though I know you're going to...
I already emailed and told Cornell
I'm not coming till fall.
I can find some way around here to make money and just...
If you two would just
come up for air for a second?
Have a good summer. You earned it.
Come on, Fig.
Deanna?
- Fig. - Hey.
Uh, what are you doing here?
Um, I wanted to return your flannel.
Thank you,
but you keep it.
It's gonna look way better on you anyway.
Uh, was... was that all?
No, actually.
Um, I just super casually wanted to see
if you wanted to come to Germany with...
Yes.
Yes, sorry, I just wanted to say yes
before I did something stupid
like say no again.
So yes. Yeah.
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