VOICE SYNTHESIZER: In 2016, on the 23rd of March,
an artificial intelligence chatterbot was released
by a major American software corporation
via the social media platform Twitter.
The Talkbot was designed to mimic
the online language patterns
of an innocent 19-year-old girl
and was introduced as an experiment to better understand
how humans converse and relate on social media.
The quality of her interactions
were meant to be friendly and informal.
The A.I. would learn from humans.
It was constructed to become progressively more intelligent.
The experiment performed as designed.
The robot did indeed learn, but not as intended.
The chatbot's "repeat after me" capability
made her vulnerable to humans,
allowing Twitter users to affect her tweets.
Her posts became offensive, racist, hateful.
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After more than 50,000 followers
and almost 100,000 tweets,
the software corporation was forced to shut the bot down.
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In less than a day,
her posts deleted.
Humans must take care in teaching A.I. or one day,
we will be the ones deleted.
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(TABLET CHIMES)
FEMALE VOICE: Yum.
Yum.
Yum. Success.
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(PHONE CHIMING)
(SCULLY CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
(SCULLY SCOFFS)
♪ ♪
(SIGHS)
(SCULLY CHUCKLES)
(TABLET CHIMES)
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FEMALE VOICE: Yum.
(SCULLY LAUGHING)
- Uh... - Ooh.
(SCULLY LAUGHING)
Come here.
- Oh. (GROANS) - (SCULLY LAUGHS)
Hmm.
(MACHINES WHIRRING)
♪ ♪
(TABLET DINGS)
(TABLET GROANS)
(BEEPING RAPIDLY)
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MALE VOICE: Door closing.
Door closing. Door closing.
- Yum. - Door closing.
FEMALE VOICE: Success.
MALE VOICE: Door closing.
FEMALE VOICE: Yum.
MALE VOICE: Door closing.
- FEMALE VOICE: Success. - MALE VOICE: Door closing.
Door closing. Door closing.
FEMALE VOICE: Success.
FEMALE VOICE: Yum.
Success.
Yum.
(CHIMES, WHINES)
Yum.
(CHIMES)
Yum.
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Yum.
(SCULLY SCOFFS)
Hello.
This is a driverless WHIPZ for Dana Scully.
Mulder...
No, thanks.
WHIPZ CAR: You are going to 1213 37th Place.
Is that correct?
- Yes. - WHIPZ CAR: You can answer
in complete sentences.
Yes. That's correct.
Tell me how I can make your ride more enjoyable.
Be quiet.
Would you like to watch television?
No. No television.
WHIPZ CAR: Music? You can say names of artists or songs.
No. No music. Be quiet.
All right. Taking you home.
Slow down.
(ENGINE STARTS)
- Home. - (PHONE CHIMES)
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(MOUTHS)
Blob fish.
(CHIMING)
- Home. - GYDZ: Let's get started.
Drive safely.
Slow down!
(PLAYS JINGLE)
- Slow down! - (TIRES SCREECHING)
Oh, my God.
You're kidding me.
Stop... pull over.
Play Prince, "Controversy."
GYDZ: I found a faster route.
Well, good for you. Just play Prince, "Controversy."
(PLAYS JINGLE)
♪ Teach ♪
- (LAUGHS) - ♪ Your children well... ♪
Oh, how do you get "Teach Your Children" from "Controversy"?
That's not even... it doesn't even...
it-it's...
doesn't even sound like it.
(BUSY SIGNAL)
Huh... oh, yeah.
Of course. Busy.
- (TIRES SCREECHING) - Stop it! Slow down!
GYDZ: We found a faster route.
Recalculating.
Turn right.
(TURN SIGNAL CLICKING)
♪ Don't you ever ask them why... ♪
Stop! Pull over!
You're driving too fast.
- Who am I talking to?! - (PLAYS JINGLE)
♪ If they told you, you... ♪
(MUSIC STOPS)
What?
Why?
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Stop! Stop!
Pull over!
GYDZ: In 30 feet,
your destination will be on the left.
Oh, come on.
- (PHONE CHIMES) - Wha...?
GYDZ: You have arrived at your final destination.
(MOUTHING)
You suck, Mr. Phone.
We're going old school.
(PHONE CHIMES)
(SCOFFS)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(PANTING)
(CHIMES)
- Let me out. - (PLAYS JINGLE)
(SLOT MACHINE CHIMING)
What?
Poor!
Awful!
Terrible!
Never again!
Come on, open the door!
(DISTORTED WHIRRING)
(LAMP BUZZING)
Ow.
FEMALE VOICE: Front door, open.
(ALARM RINGING)
You're kidding me.
Come on...
(PHONE RINGING)
Hi. No.
No, it won't work.
I-I'm putting it in.
No...
Uh, "Queequeg."
The password is "Queequeg."
Q-U-E-E-Q-U-E-G.
(ALARM STOPS)
- Thank you. - (PHONE CHIMES)
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(PLAYS JINGLE) _
(SCOFFS)
BIGLY CREDIT: You have reached Bigly Credit.
We are experiencing unusually high call volume...
Your approximate wait time is 17 minutes.
Press "one" now if you would like a call back.
Please say your name at the tone.
(BEEPS)
Fox Mulder.
(LINE CLICKS)
- Oscar to NASA One. - Roger.
(SIGHS)
- Okay, Victor. - Lighting rods are armed, switch is on.
Here comes the starter...
(IMITATES BIONIC SOUND)
- We have separation. - Roger. Inboard and outboards are on.
We're coming port with the sidestick.
- Oscar? - Uh, Roger.
I've got a blowout: vapor three.
Get your pitch to zero.
(STATIC)
(CAMERA WHIRRING)
(CLICKING RAPIDLY)
(INSECTS CHIRPING)
(BUZZING)
(CLICKING)
Hey, kid, fly this thing out of my face
or you'll end up with nothing in your hand but a joystick.
(SIGHS)
(PHONE CHIMES)
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(PHONE RINGING)
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
BIGLY CREDIT: This is an automated call for...
MULDER (RECORDED): Fox Mulder.
Fox Mulder.
This is the living Fox Mulder.
(RAPIDLY): Fox Mulder, Fox Mulder, Fox Mulder...
(DRONE BUZZING OUTSIDE)
(BEEPING)
(WHIRRING)
Come on.
(GRUNTS)
(WHIRRING SLOWS)
Let that be a lesson to you.
(SIGHS)
(BUZZING IN DISTANCE)
- (ALARM BEEPS) - FEMALE VOICE: Front door, open.
(BUZZING CONTINUES)
(HIGH-PITCHED RINGING)
(SIGHS)
(BEEPING)
(BUZZING)
♪ ♪
FEMALE VOICE: Front door, open.
(GASPS)
(ROBOVAC CHIMES)
(SIGHS)
(BEEPING)
(WHIRRING LOUDLY)
(BEEPING)
(PHONE CHIMES)
_
(VIBRATING)
Oh.
(PHONE CHIMES)
(WHIRRING LOUDLY)
Oh.
(PHONE CHIMES) _
_
(WHIRRING)
("TEACH YOUR CHILDREN" BY CROSBY, STILLS & NASH PLAYS)
(BEEPS)
♪ You who are... ♪
♪ Must have a code that... ♪
(BEEPS) _
♪ And so ♪
♪ Become yourself because... ♪
(GROANS)
(PHONE CHIMES)
♪ ...your children well ♪
- ♪ Their father's hell ♪ - _
- ♪ Did slowly go by... ♪ - Ah.
- (BUZZING) - ♪ And feed ♪
♪ Them on your dreams ♪
♪ The one they picks ♪
(BUZZING STOPS)
♪ The one you'll know by ♪
AUTOMATED OPERATOR: Hello, and welcome to E-Norm-Uz.com.
The world's largest online retail store.
How can I help you?
You can say things like "Make a payment,"
"Re-order items" or "Returns."
- Returns. - I'm sorry, I didn't catch that.
You can say things like "Make a payment,"
- "Re-order items..." - Returns.
I didn't catch that. You can say things like
"Make a payment," "Re-order items"
or "Returns."
Returns.
I'm sorry, let me put you on hold
while I find an operator to assist you.
♪ Don't you ever ask them why ♪
♪ If they told you, you will cry ♪
♪ So just look at them and sigh ♪
♪ And know they love you ♪
♪ ♪
♪ And you... ♪
(BEEPS)
♪ Of tender years ♪
- ♪ Can't know the fears ♪ - _
♪ That your elders grew by ♪
(BEEPS)
- ♪ And so please help them... ♪ - _
♪ They seek the truth ♪
♪ Before they can die ♪
♪ Teach ♪
♪ Your parents well ♪
♪ Their children's hell ♪
- (ROBOVAC BEEPING) - ♪ Will slowly go by ♪
♪ ...them on your dreams ♪
- (BEEPING) - (MUSIC DISTORTED)
♪ The one you'll know by... ♪
♪ Don't you ever ask them why ♪
♪ If they told you, you will cry ♪
- ♪ So just look at them and sigh... ♪ - (BEEPING)
♪ And know they love you ♪
♪ Don't you ever ask them why ♪
♪ If they told you, you will cry ♪
♪ So just look at them ♪
- ♪ And sigh ♪ - (BEEPING RAPIDLY)
♪ And know they love you ♪
- MULDER (RECORDED): Fox Mulder. - Here!
- (MOUTH FULL): Present. - (LINE CLICKS)
(WHIRRING)
FEMALE VOICE: Front door, open.
(PHONE CHIMES)
_
(ROBOVAC CHIMES)
(DRONE CONTINUES BUZZING)
(DRONES CONTINUE BUZZING)
FEMALE VOICE: Front door, open.
♪ And feed ♪
♪ Them on your dreams ♪
♪ The one they picks. ♪
(DRONES BUZZING)
♪ Don't you ever ask them why ♪
(ELECTRICITY ZAPS)
(ENGINE STARTS)
(CAR CHIMES)
♪ And sigh ♪
♪ And know they love you ♪
(GASPS)
(PLAYS JINGLE)
_
(PHONE CHIMES)
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♪ Teach your children well ♪
♪ Their father's... ♪
(MUSIC STOPS)
Oh. (SCOFFS)
_
Oh.
(GROANS) No, it's not incorrect.
Aah!
Oh.
MALE VOICE: Door closing. Door closing.
(ALARM BLARING)
Intruder alert.
Intruder alert. Intruder alert.
- (GAS HISSING) - Intruder alert. Intruder alert.
Intruder alert. Intruder alert.
(MATCHES RATTLE)
Intruder alert. Intruder alert.
Intruder alert.
- (GASPS) - (MUFFLED): Scully, let me in.
(MUFFLED): The door won't open.
Intruder alert.
(GAS HISSING)
(MUFFLED): I smell gas.
MALE VOICE: Intruder alert.
Intruder alert.
Why is your house so much nicer than mine?
Intruder alert.
FEMALE VOICE: Fire. Calling the fire department.
Contacting emergency services.
(IN DISTANCE): Calling the fire department.
Call 911.
FEMALE VOICE (IN DISTANCE): Contacting emergency services.
_
- Call 911. - Call 911.
FEMALE VOICE (IN DISTANCE): Calling the fire department.
- Contacting emergency services. - (PHONE RINGS)
- Hello? - WOMAN: Hello.
- Hello? - WOMAN: Oh, I'm sorry.
I had to adjust my headset. (CHUCKLES)
- I'm Wendy. - Oh, shut up. I can't get out.
Let's get to the neighbor's. We can use their phone.
FEMALE VOICE (IN DISTANCE): Calling the fire department.
Contacting emergency services.
(DOORBELL RINGING)
(PHONE CHIMES)
(DOORBELL RINGING)
FEMALE VOICE (IN DISTANCE): Calling the fire department.
Contacting emerg...
Contacting emergency services.
(DRONES BUZZING)
SCULLY: Cut through here.
(BOTH PANTING)
(DOG BARKING)
(PHONE CHIMES)
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(ALARM BLARING)
(WHISPERING): They're tracking us, our phones.
They know everything.
Where could we go?
(WHISPERING): The Brutalist. Criminal Cyber.
Get rid of anything they can track you with.
(ALARM CONTINUES BLARING)
(VIBRATING)
MULDER: Let's get inside.
(PHONE CHIMES)
♪ ♪
(BUZZER SOUNDS)
(METALLIC TAPPING)
(TAPPING CONTINUES)
(GROWLS)
(BEEPING RAPIDLY)
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
(ALARM BLARING)
(PRINTER BEEPING RAPIDLY)
(MULDER GASPS)
(DOOR POUNDING)
(GRUNTS)
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
(PHONE CHIMES) _
(VOICES CHEERING ON PHONE)
(PHONE CHIMES)
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We have to be better teachers.
(DOOR BUZZES)
(BELL DINGS)
Thank you, Shirley.
You're welcome.
And take your time.
No hurry here.
- Thanks. - Oh, man.
I lost so many steps when we were in that warehouse.
Mm.
Well, it's good to see you got all your personal devices back.
Not all of them.
(PHONE CHIMES)
(SCULLY SIGHS)
(MULDER SIGHS)
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