Wacha! Hiyah!
Male announcer: And now
Dreamworks' Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness.
[Grunts] [gong rings]
♪ Hear the legends of the Kung Fu Panda ♪
[Scatting]
♪ Raised in a noodle shop ♪
♪ Never seeking glory or fame ♪
♪ He climbed the mountaintop ♪
♪ And earned the Dragon Warrior name ♪
Ooh! Ahh! Yah!
♪ Kung Fu Panda ♪
[Scatting]
♪ Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom ♪
♪ And master the skills of bodacious and awesome ♪
♪ Kung Fu Panda ♪
[Scatting]
♪ He lives and he trains and he fights ♪
♪ With the Furious Five ♪
♪ Protect the valley, something, something ♪
♪ Something, something alive ♪
Ooh! Ahh! Uh!
♪ Kung Fu Panda ♪
♪ Legends of Awesomeness ♪
Sweet!
Sync & corrections by Alice www.addic7ed.com
You sure the light came from up here?
How many times do I have to--
[energy crackles] Whoa.
[Crackling]
Check out that sword.
[Grunts]
[Energy hums]
Ii don't think you should do that.
Ugh! Ugh!
Uh... Uh...
Aah!
Congratulations, Master Shifu.
Bwaaa, way to go, Shifu.
We're all so happy for you.
Thank you, Mrs. Yoon. [Grunts]
You can let go now.
[Laughs]
Enjoying your 100th anniversary
of becoming an awesome Kung Fu master?
It's not 100,
and I don't know why everyone's making a fuss.
Uh, 'cause you're the greatest,
most courageous master in all China?
Very kind, Po.
But a simple bowl of rice is all I need to celebrate.
[All cheering] Happy 100th anniversary!
[Laughter]
Hooray!
What, it's a simple, tasteful affair.
Here's your party hat.
All: ♪ Your anniversary ♪
♪ Though you're over 100 ♪
♪ It's okay with me ♪
I'm not over 100.
Don't fight it, Master Shifu.
Po's been planning this for months.
I even went into your address scrolls
and contacted some of your oldest
and dearest friends.
What old friends?
Funny you should ask,
because it's time for our first party game!
[Upbeat music]
All: Name that mystery voice!
[Cheering]
Master Shifu, you're about to hear
three familiar voices from your past.
For absolutely no prizes whatsoever,
name these three voices!
- Greetings, Shifu. - [Gasps]
The years have flown by like a swift sparrow.
It can't be. [Gong rings]
Oh, incorrect.
Mystery voice number two.
What's up, Shiffey?
You still sleep with a night candle?
What have you done? [Gong rings]
Ooh, so close.
- Last one. - Greetings to--
[sighs] I can't play this.
It's ridiculous.
Everybody, let me introduce you
to Masters Elephant, Snow Leopard, and Rooster--
Shifu's fellow members of the first Furious Five!
[Cheers and applause]
You know, technically there were
other furious fives before them,
so they really aren't--
it's not a big deal.
[Clears throat] The first Furious Five!
[Cheers and applause]
This is so exciting!
Minus Fenghuang, of course,
since she turned all evil and stuff.
Hello, old "friends."
Nice hat.
Huh, thought there'd be more hugging.
We are honored to meet you.
Yeah! Wow.
You guys are the reason we became Kung Fu masters.
You are very kind.
I brought extra hankies in case anyone feels
some tears of joy coming on.
Po, the first five and I haven't spoken in years.
That's because you were always resentful
about being the weak link of the team.
- What? - No!
You were the "Crane" of the group?
Standing right here.
I may have been the youngest and most inexperienced,
but it was your ego that drove the wedge between us.
Ego! Why you--
Let's open some presen-- ah!
You always did have a chip on your shoulder, Shiffey.
That's why we gave you a hard time, like this.
- Hunan noogies! - [Groans]
[All gasp]
[Laughter]
[All mumble]
Bwaaa, great party, Po.
I don't care who you are.
No one disrespects our master!
Calm down, everyone.
There's cake and punch.
Let's skip the cake and go right to the "punch."
[All grunting]
Hiyah!
[Clucks]
[All groaning]
Oh!
Okay, that was impressive.
What's the matter with you guys?
This is Shifu.
There's no one braver or more awesome.
Ha!
Then why was he responsible
for the only blemish on our record?
Pfft. As if.
No, Po, it's true.
[Sighs]
It was our last mission together.
We faced the demon Xi'an,
who wielded a sword of terrible power.
But Fenghuang cast a spell,
shielding us from the demon's might.
[Sword clangs]
[Energy hums]
[Thunder rumbles]
When the fight was over,
all that remained was his sword.
We all reached for the mighty sword,
but when it fell into my hands,
the sword was lost to us forever.
With that one act,
I lost the trust and the love of my comrades.
[Gasps]
If you'd just let me explain.
I know what happened. You panicked!
The sword belonged to us.
In our hands, it would have been a force for great good!
I'm not going to have
the same conversation with you again.
What's past is past.
Wrong again, Tiny.
The sword's turned up.
And we're going to go get it.
"Turned up"? Impossible.
It was sighted near Mount Huo Shan,
apparently spewed by a volcano eruption.
Imperial guards were sent to investigate.
They vanished.
I was against including you,
but when the panda invited us to this ridiculous party,
the others insisted fate had intervened.
You are still one of us, Shifu.
Honor demands that we give you a chance
to atone for your mistake.
Plus, you make those little tea sandwiches we like.
Wait, you mean the First Five are going on
another legendary adventure together?
[High-pitched] That's awesome!
Unfortunately, your plan has a fatal flaw.
An awesome fatal flaw!
Only Fenghuang knows the shielding spell,
and she's safely locked away in Chor-Ghom prison.
Eh, not so much.
[Door opens] Hello, everyone!
[Wings scraping]
Miss me?
[Laughs wickedly]
Shifu, look out!
Stop!
Fenghuang is here under our protection.
[All gasp]
You must be mad to trust her.
Oh, don't be scared, Shifu.
I've been tamed, for the moment.
See, this keeps me from flying very far,
so I won't be so quick to bite.
Fenghuang's shielding spell
will buy us time to seize the sword.
After that, she wins her freedom.
- What? - No big deal.
Once we have the sword,
villains like her will be powerless anyway.
Just think of it.
With that sword, China's peace will be ensured
for generations.
So, what do you say, Shifu?
The gang's all here.
[Trembling]
Thank you for your offer, but my answer is no.
Yes! Huh?
You coward!
You panicked once, and you're afraid
you'll do it again.
We can't do it without you.
It'll take all five of us
to overcome the sword's power.
Shifu, the emperor himself has sanctioned our mission.
If you back out, you'll shame yourself
and the Jade Palace forever.
So be it.
[All gasping]
Let's get Fenghuang back to Chor-Ghom.
The mission is scrapped, thanks to scaredy-britches.
You're wrong. Shifu's no coward.
You keep telling yourself that, boy.
Master Shifu, you can't let them get away
with saying that stuff.
You're not the "Crane" of their group.
Starting to get hurtful.
Look, everyone gets scared once in once in a while--
I wasn't scared. I--
I've made my decision, Po.
No!
You can't just walk away.
What'll everyone think?
They can think whatever they want.
And so can you!
[Door slams]
[Sighs]
Legendary master guys! Wait up!
[Panting]
Shifu may not be willing
to fight for his honor, but I am.
What do you mean?
The mission to get that sword is back on,
because I'm going with you.
Sweet, huh?
Got yourself a Dragon Warrior to--
- hyah! - [groans]
You're not in our league, kid.
Ow! Ugh!
This is what passes today as a Kung Fu master?
Ow!
[Groaning]
Pathetic.
Shifu's not only a coward,
he's a lousy teacher.
You're wrong about him.
He taught me everything I know.
I'm gonna get that sword for the honor
of the Jade Palace-- and Shifu.
[All grunting]
[Thud]
I suppose he's not completely inept.
What are we waiting for?
Let's go get that sword.
Welcome to the first Furious Five, Tubs.
Yeah!
You know you're an idiot, and I know you're an idiot.
Yes, I do.
- So try not to mess this up. - Fine.
And don't you try any of your evil, villainous,
backstabbing villainy.
I know you want that sword.
I'm watching you, lady.
Weak link!
Scorn! Noogies!
[Objects crashing]
Ah...
Sorry you didn't go with your old teammates?
It's for the best.
They don't realize how dangerous the sword is.
Luckily, with only the four of them,
they won't be able to--
Uh, has anyone seen Po?
Oh, no.
♪ First five ♪
♪ Kickin' it old school ♪
♪ First five, sufferin' no fools ♪
♪ One and one and one and one and one makes ♪
[Mumbling]
♪ Five ♪
♪ Wah-ow ♪
For the last time, we do not need a song!
Right. Sorry.
So then no matching hats?
The sword was spotted on that ridge.
We'll be there in no time.
This might be easier than we thought.
[Ground rumbles]
[Both grunt]
Hyah!
[Both groan]
The imperial guards who went missing.
That's not normal.
Must protect the sword.
[Growling]
[Grunts]
[Groans]
Ugh!
Panda!
I can't fight with this manacle.
Help me get it off!
So you can turn on us?
Not gonna happen!
Ahh!
Wa-cha!
Aah!
[Both groaning]
Thanks.
But I'm still watching you.
[Straining]
[Sighs]
The sword of Xi'an!
At last.
What are we waiting for? I call dibs!
Stop, you idiot!
I hereby claim this sword
for the honor of Master Shifu
and the glory of the Jade Palace!
[Strains]
[Energy hums]
Look out!
[Energy crackles
[thunder rumbles]
Whoa.
I'm still alive.
Awesome.
But how?
It's Fenghuang's spell.
It's the only thing that can shield us.
Now's our chance!
Go!
[Energy zaps]
[All groaning]
It's up to us.
Quick, Panda, grab the hilt.
Got it!
Don't let go!
[Both straining]
[Both grunting]
Fenghuang!
Wah!
Hyah! Huh!
I knew it.
You want the sword for yourself.
Of course I do, you fool.
Hiyah!
Hah! - ooh!
It was only a matter of time before she turned on us.
Master Shifu! Guys!
Po, what have you done?
Anyone who possesses the demon's sword
for long enough--
aah! [energy zaps]
[Energy crackles]
Shall become possessed by the demon himself.
Master Elephant?
I had no idea.
More power than I could have imagined.
It's exhilarating.
Master Elephant, take it easy.
You're not yourself.
In fact, it looks like
there's entirely too many of you in there.
Xi'an's power is mine now,
and I don't plan on sharing it with anyone!
Argh!
Aah! Oh!
Master Elephant, I-I thought you wanted
to use that thing for good.
There's been a slight change of plans.
Aah!
Hiyah!
[Growling]
Master, I...
I didn't want anyone to think you were a--
- you know, a-- - A coward?
Is that what you thought?
No, sir. Not anymore.
We must act quickly.
I'll draw his fire while the rest of you
get into position.
You can't face him alone.
You'll be destroyed.
Possibly.
But we have to try to save Elephant
before Xi'an's power consumes him.
Hiyah!
He's crazy.
Yeah, crazy like a fox...
Looking red panda...
Kung Fu master... guy.
Hyah!
[Thud]
Argh!
Elephant, Xi'an's power is controlling you.
- Fight it! - No!
I'm not a coward like you.
[Groans]
Time to put you back in your place.
Now!
[Energy hums]
[Grunts]
[Groans]
Fight it!
Old friend.
Ugh! Shifu! Help me.
[All groan]
[All grunting]
[Pants]
[Groans]
Shifu.
You knew this would happen.
You were wiser than any of us.
[Gasps]
You didn't panic all those years ago.
You ditched the sword on purpose
to protect your friends,
even though you knew it would ruin your rep.
I had no choice.
The sword was too dangerous.
[Swoops]
[Gasps] We gotta stop her!
I do want the sword,
but not for the reason you thought.
[Demon bellows]
[Rocks crumble]
I've done my part. Now it's your turn.
You didn't really think
we'd free a villain like you, did you?
Hang on.
A deal's a deal.
Fenghuang acted with honor,
and we owe her the same.
Huh. Who knew you had it in you?
Don't let it get around.
Oh, at last!
Well, it was great having the old gang together again,
but next time we meet, all bets are off.
[Laughs wickedly]
Well, friends.
It was good to see you all,
and an honor to fight alongside of you.
The honor is ours.
Master Shifu, I'm sorry I doubted you.
You are the greatest and bravest Kung Fu master ever.
Thank you, Po,
but congratulations to you.
You're the newest and youngest member
of the original Furious Five.
[Gasps] Whoa. I am?
And you know what goes along with that?
Ooh, cool memorabilia?
Lightning powers? Cake?
- Hunan noogies! - Oh!
[Laughter]
Who's the Crane now, huh?