- [theme song playing] - Kazoops!
Hi! I'm Monty.
♪ He's a boy with a big imagination ♪
And this is Jimmy Jones.
♪ Meet the pig who's truly a sensation ♪
He's my best friend.
♪ He's always wondering why ♪
♪ Kazoops Kazoops ♪
♪ Kazoops ♪
Come on. Let's go!
♪ Kazoops is what you'll hear him say ♪
Kazoops, Jimmy Jones.
♪ Then just imagine And they're on their way ♪
Woo-hoo!
♪ On an adventure of discovery and play ♪
♪ Kazoops Kazoops ♪
Just imagine...
[Monty] "Clothes for Jimmy!"
[birds chirping]
[Monty] What do you want to be when you grow up, Jimmy Jones?
- [snorts] - [chuckles]
Oh, silly, I know you'll be a bigger pig.
But what do you want to do?
[snorts]
Well, whatever it is, you'll do it right by my side.
I mean, I could be a fireman.
You could be a fire pig!
- [snorts] - [chuckles]
We'd get to wear matching uniforms!
- You'd look great! - [snorts]
And we could wear other stuff for our jobs, too!
[snorts]
Traffic wardens, deep-sea divers.
Hey!
What about pilots?
[snorts]
Perfect!
This is Captain Monty, your pilot, speaking.
- Ready, Co-pilot Jones? - [squeals]
[imitates airplane]
[grunts and squeals]
[imitating airplane continues]
This is your captain speaking.
On your left is a lamp, on your right is a... Jeanie!
[imitating airplane]
Hey, Captain Monty.
Why don't you go fly around the kitchen?
Great idea!
- Coming, Co-pilot Jones? - [snorts]
[squeals and grunts]
Keep your trotters inside the cockpit at all times, Jimmy Jones.
[snorts]
- [imitates airplane] - [gasps]
[grunts]
[groans] Oh, Monts.
Phew!
And remember, stay on the lookout for anything unusual.
[imitating airplane continues]
[squeals and snorts]
Oh! Hello, Monty.
- [squeals] - [chuckles]
Hi, Dad. What are you doing?
Fixing the tumble dryer with a few adjustments of my own.
Like what, Dad?
- [chuckles] - [whirring]
Success!
One dry T-shirt for you in record time.
Um, Dad?
Didn't my T-shirt used to be a bit bigger?
Kazoops!
- [Jeanie] Dad! - Whoa!
What's happened to my jeans?
[laughs] Oh, my favorite shirt has shrunk.
I think someone's going to have to take us clothes shopping!
- Yay! - [chuckles]
Oh, I don't know. It's not that bad.
[gasps]
My best socks!
They're tiny!
The shops, it is.
Whoo-hoo! Yeah! [giggles]
Wow! New clothes for everyone.
- [snorts] - And Jimmy Jones, of course.
- [Violet and Stan] Huh? - [snorts]
Monty, Jimmy Jones won't be getting any new clothes.
Why not?
[chuckles] Because animals don't wear clothes.
- Jimmy Jones is wearing a captain's hat. - [snorts]
Hmm.
- That's just a little piggy... accessory. - [snorts]
- Come on, Monty. - [snorts]
Hmm. But if I wear clothes, then why can't you?
- [snorts] - Kazoops, Jimmy Jones!
Surely, animals need clothes, too.
Just imagine...
- Prepare for touchdown, Co-pilot Jones. - [squeals]
♪ In the jungle is a store Selling animal clothes ♪
♪ A peculiar boutique Called Betsy Buffalo's ♪
- ♪ Let's take a peek ♪ - Whoa!
♪ Won't you come along? ♪
♪ What do animals wear? ♪
♪ And what could go wrong? ♪
♪ A gorilla bought a sweater He wore it to a meeting ♪
♪ It was getting itchy And he started overheating ♪
♪ Had to rip it off ♪
- ♪ It just didn't compare ♪ - [camera shutters clicking]
♪ To wearing his very own gorilla hair ♪
- ♪ Oh, no ♪ - [snorting]
- Whoa! - ♪ At Betsy Buffalo's, they've got rows ♪
♪ And rows of the most Impractical animal clothes ♪
- [laughs] - [squeals and snorts]
♪ An elephant squeezes In a pair of jeans ♪
♪ So very tight They're gonna burst at the seams ♪
♪ She could hardly walk She could hardly breathe ♪
♪ The seams finally split ♪
♪ And she looked so relieved ♪
♪ A warthog bought a shirt For a formal do ♪
♪ Spaghetti Bolognese was on the menu ♪
- ♪ He ate like a pig ♪ - [chomping]
- ♪ And it wasn't so great ♪ - [slurps]
♪ The mess down his shirt Did not impress his guests ♪
- ♪ Oh, no ♪ - [giggles]
Eat it like you mean it!
♪ At Betsy Buffalo's They've got rows and rows ♪
♪ Of the most impractical animal clothes ♪
[squeals and snorts]
♪ A lion in a onesie An ostrich in tights ♪
♪ A giraffe in a turtleneck It doesn't seem right ♪
♪ A disgruntled hippo Wearing two wet shoes ♪
♪ A cheetah dressed in stripes His mother's confused ♪
♪ But Betsy Buffalo's Would be the very first call ♪
♪ If the animals were having A fancy dress ball ♪
[animals chattering]
- ♪ At Betsy Buffalo's ♪ - [squeals and snorts]
♪ They've got rows and rows ♪
♪ Of the most impractical animal clothes ♪
♪ Animal clothes ♪
♪ Who needs animal clothes? ♪
[giggles] Time to head home, Co-pilot Jones.
[snorts]
[imitates airplane]
- [snorts] - Hmm.
So I guess animals don't wear clothes,
because you're wearing everything you need already.
- [snorts] - But we can still play dress-ups.
- [squeals] - [Violet] Monty, are you coming?
- On my way! - [snorting]
I hope you're not too upset.
We won't be buying clothes for Jimmy Jones, Monty.
- [Monty] That's okay, Mum. - [Jimmy Jones grunts]
Animals don't have to wear clothes.
They're already wearing everything they need.
Uh-oh, like Jimmy Jones and his all-in-one
- waterproof pink jumpsuit! - [chomping]
[chuckles] Come here, you cheeky piggy.
[grunts]
[squeals]
[giggles] You've got to wash your clothes, Jimmy Jones.
Ready to roll?
Yes!
- [snorts] - [both] Oh!
[squeals and snorts]
[both laughing]
[theme song playing]
Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com
♪ Kazoops ♪
[Monty] Just imagine...