[Announcer] This is the story of an extraordinary oyster.
Born from a toxic spill, [music]
he was adopted by humans with his shell brother.
And now, he must hide his secret oyster powers.
[title music]
[electricity zaps]
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[Boyster] Boyster!
Hey, hey, my peeps!
Is it a beautiful day to sit inside and play Ninja Gnomes or what?
Shhh! Shelby's not feeling well. [Shelby groans]
Huh? What? He's sick? Is it contagious?
- Only if you're a fan of Prestige and Passion. - The soap opera?
The season's over and now Shelby thinks he has nothing to live for.
Shelby, if you keep eating all that junk,
- you're really gonna be sick. - I don't care.
Life is flavorless without Eduardo and Consuela to spice it up.
He'll be OK. He just needs to find something to watch
until Prestige and Passion comes back on in the fall.
Huh? "The comprehensive guide to every TV show on the planet."
Ah. Guess you're looking in the right place.
Oh! Now this looks interesting.
"Inspector Nanorak, Eskimo Cop".
An Inuit who done it! I have to watch it!
Let's get it going. What channel?
Oh, no! It's only broadcast in the Arctic Circle.
It's not even available on the Web.
The whole world conspires against me!
[beep] [computer] You have new mail.
Hey there fellow techies! Looking for a great new gadget?
Check out the Interceptor 4000, an antenna that can pick up TV signals
from anywhere in the world, and even other worlds!
[babbling noises]
[laughter]
And because I'm a really cool guy, I'm posting the specs right here, eh!
Gentlemen, we have an antenna to build!
[electrical noises]
Yeah! [chuckling]
- So? Does it work? - Yeah!
Look how hard it's snowing up there in the Arctic Circle.
[static noise]
That's not snow, it's static.
Boyster, give it more power!
[cranking sound]
[electrical noises]
[Shelby] And we have a signal!
This case is fishier than a pickled herring.
[growls]
This... This is...
...remarkable! What mood!
What mise-en-scene! It's even more enthralling than I imagined!
Yes!
[electrical humming]
Hm? Oh.
[grunts] Hey?!
[grunts] Ow! What's wrong with me?!
Hurry up, Boyster, we're late for class,
and Mr. Pluss got a new pen just for writing detention slips!
I... can't find the classroom.
It's not like they moved it. Come on!
[grunts] Huh?
[bell rings]
[sighs] Huh?!
[growls]
Headmasters office, now!
[laughter]
Huh?
I take him. [forced chuckle]
I saw something like this on TV. You've got amnesia.
Did you have a safe fall on your head? Huh?
Boyster? [wind howls]
[groans]
Boyster!
There you are! Got lost again, huh?
Have you been checked for gingivitis?
- Come on. Let's get you out of here! - Shush!
[forced chuckle] I'm not lost. I came here on purpose.
To the library? Something's really wrong with you!
I'm trying to figure out what's happening to me and I can't get
a hold of Shelby. He's probably watching his new series.
[Nanorak] Canvas the area. Talk to every seal you can find.
[bear growls] Hey! I think I found something!
"Many aquatic species, such as dolphins and whales,
have a natural sonar that helps them find their way around.
When this system is disturbed, the animal can become disoriented."
You mean you have your own oyster-boy sonar? That is so cool!
[kids] Shush!
"The main cause of this disturbance is intense exposure
to electromagnetic waves!"
[both] The Interceptor 4000!
[kids] Shush!
Shelby! There's something very important we need to talk...
- Ouch! - Boyster! You're just in time.
Inspector Nanorak is about to solve the case!
- That's great, Shelby, it's just... - Oh, I adore this show.
It's given my life meaning again!
Was there something you wanted to talk about?
Uh... It can wait! Glad you're feeling better!
[Nanorak] I feel like we're on thin ice with the chief.
[ice cracks] [splashing sound]
Maybe that was a poor choice of words.
Hey, hey, Boyster! You're heading in the right direction.
- So, how'd you fix your sonar? - Oh, you know, one of Shelby's potions.
Cool! Hey, watcha listening to? Any good?
No! It's yodeling! You'd really hate it!
Hmm. [gasps]
[GPS woman voice] In 200 feet, turn right.
A GPS! What's the deal?!
Shelby seems so happy. I didn't want to spoil it for him.
- But your sonar? - I'll be all right.
It's only 'til the next season of Prestige and Passion.
[electrical noise]
[barking]
[barking with robot dog]
[chuckling] Robot dog attack!
[electrical noise]
[growling]
Huh? [growling]
[chomp] [scream]
Come down! I won't bite you again. The robot dog is gone.
Sorry. I think my sonar is picking up other frequencies.
What if that kid had a T-Rex?
Ouch. I'd be talking to you from in there!
- Boyster, you need to talk to Shelby. - Yeah, you're right.
Shelby, we've got to talk! [record needle scratches]
Hey, you're not watching your Eskimo cop show.
No, I'm afraid that series is also on hiatus.
Rance Cavendish, the actor who plays Inspector Nanorak,
fell into the ice fishing hole and is recovering from pneumonia.
- Are you OK? - I'm fine and I must say
the episodes I did see have reinvigorated me!
I'm content to patiently wait the return of Prestige and Passion.
See? Problem solved and no one had to get hurt.
[thud] Ow!
Well, almost no one. [groans]
[beep] [computer] You have new mail.
Hmm. "Important message for Nanorak fans.
An Australian remake of Inspector Nanorak!
Detective Boomerang airing on Koalavision right now"!? [cackles]
[static]
Hm, Australia's pretty far away.
It appears I'm going to need more power.
[electrical humming]
[voice on TV] Bonzer, Detective Boomerang!
Who knew a 'roo was capable of art forgery?
[rooster crows]
[Boyster makes strange noises]
[strange noises continue]
Boyster, are you all right?
[howling]
Boyster!
[speaks Russian]
[speaks Japanese]
Oh, this is most worrisome.
Boyster's sonar is receiving signals from around the world.
Why didn't you tell me about all this before?
I didn't want to turn the antenna off.
[speaks French]
You were so happy watching Nanorak!
This is all my fault!
I get too obsessed with these television dramas.
No, it's my fault. I should have been honest with you.
Why don't we just say it's both of your faults, and
focus on the real problem here: you're a human glow stick!
[electrical noises]
I still feel pretty weird, Shelby.
Patience, Boyster. Your system needs time to recover.
You're still filled with electromagnetic energy.
[sighs]
[man] Breaking news!
Just a few minutes ago, a missile launched for no apparent reason.
Experts believe it is headed for an unidentified
source of strong electromagnetic waves.
Yikes. I feel sorry for whoever gets nailed by that bad boy.
[computer voice] Target 50 kilometers and closing.
Impact in 30 seconds. [both gasp]
[gasps]
[beeping] Boyster! Your sonar is attracting the missile!
- We have to make sure it doesn't find you! - I know what to do!
[chuckles]
[computer voice] Impact in 10 seconds, nine, eight, seven...
Hop on!
We need to get your sonar out of its range!
- We can't shake it! - We need something to block the waves!
Ah! The ocean!
[computer voice] Target lost, disengage, return to base.
[sonar sound]
[computer voice] Torpedo ignition.
[both scream]
[beeping]
[both screaming]
[computer voice] Target lost. Disengage.
Who would have guessed my shell was also a magnetic
radiation shield? Huh? Will wonders never cease?!
Come now Boyster! It's time!
Hey! What's that for?
You'll only be in here till your sonar heals. You're not moving in.
Just some necessities: clean clothes, magazines, toothbrush.
[sighs]
So long, pal. Catch you on the other side.
- [Boyster] Mm. Uh-oh. - What is it?
[Boyster] Maybe I should've gone to the bathroom first.
Mm? [chuckles]
[both chuckle]
Boyster, hold on to my science project!
I need both hands to go to the bathroom!
And don't shake it! It makes Ursula angry.
Ursula?
[screams]
What?
You're scared of that spider? It's teeny-tiny!
What if it bites me? I could...
Turn into Spider-Dude 'cause of your mutant DNA!
[growling] [snickers]
No, Rafik! I got bit by a spider when I was a kid and...
[humming]
[bawls]
[rumbling sound] Huh?
Mister Bunny didn't survive.
[Rafik] A spider bite makes you sticky?
That's gotta be the lamest super power I have ever...
[screaming]
[gasps] Oh, no! Where's Ursula?
Boyster...
...whatever you do, no sudden movements. Stay perfectly...
- Boyster! What have you done?! - Ow!
And to think I trusted you! [scoffs] Come along, Ursula!
[groans]
- [groans] Nasty. - All because of that big clod Ozzy!
Hey! Name-calling hurts my feelings, loser.
Oswald! What do you think you're doing?
Boyster slipped, sir, I'm helping him up.
No! Don't!
It seems my iron discipline is finally paying off.
[groans] I don't know what your problem is,
but you've got exactly one second to let go of my hand!
I'd, uh, love to but...
...I was putting up posters and got glue on my hand. We're stuck.
Well, you'd better get us unstuck. Now!
Wait! I know a terrific doctor!
Hmm.
Good thing you're a doctor,
'cause you sure wouldn't make it as a model.
Show some respect, young man! This house call is
causing me to miss an extremely important event.
- You're probably wanted in surgery, huh? - No, I was hoping
to watch the world synchronized swimming championship!
I'm a major synchro swim aficionado.
Right. So about our problem...
The remedy is simple: music therapy, rest and anti-adhesive lozenges.
- Close your eyes and open your mouth. - Ahh.
[music playing]
Ahh.
- Don't I need a lozenge, too? - It's a breath mint.
I didn't want him to hear us talking about your incredibly
- strong oyster glue. - Am I gonna be stuck to Ozzy forever?
No. It should wear off in approximately three days.
- Three days?! - You're not the only one being inconvenienced.
Since I can't allow that brute to see me,
I have to watch TV in Mom and Dad's room! Ah! I better get to it.
The Brazilians are attempting an inverted double flamingo.
[sighs]
The doctor had to go, uh, take out somebody's spleen.
What'd he say? When am I gonna get rid of you?
- Three days? - What?!
I can't be seen with a loser like you for three days!
I'm not loving this either.
We just have to get through it.
You can stay here for the weekend.
Fine. I'll call my mom.
Ozzy's staying at some kid's house. He said I could eat his meat!
Nuh-uh, he said I could!
[both groan]
I'm missing meat night! All because of you! [thud]
This is gonna be a long three days.
[inspirational music plays]
[snoring]
Aaah! [crash]
[groans]
[video game music] [Ozzy] This game bites!
- You need two hands to play. Here. - No! You'll make me lose!
[video game sounds]
Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
Ten in a row for me! Wanna go again?
[growls] [screams]
[groans]
I'd kick your goblin butt if I wasn't glued to this nimrod!
Just calm down. It's only for two more days.
I can't take it for two more days! I want my life back!
Me too! You're sleeping in my room, reading my comics,
playing my games with my friend
and all you do is act like a jerk!
[growls] Ow!
[punching sounds]
[music playing]
Go Canada!
Shelby, Dr. Shelbosky is needed! It's an emergency!
[both groan]
Stop that at once!
I happened to be delivering quintuplets
in the neighborhood and heard you two fighting!
Look at you, you're even more stuck together than before!
Didn't I warn you about the special properties of the glue?!
- Hmm? - Eh?
No? Heavens, what was I thinking about?
- Synchronized swimming? - Hmm.
The glue that bonds you together contains dihydroxyphenylalanine,
a protein that allows mussels in the ocean to stick to rocks.
In seawater, the stronger the current,
the more resistant the glue becomes. But when the current eases,
the glue loses some of its adhesion and the mussel can free itself.
The more you fight, the tighter you'll stick together.
The only way to free yourselves is to work together in harmony.
Kind of like synchronized swimming.
Why, yes! Why didn't I think of it sooner?
Synchronized swimming could vastly accelerate the separation process!
Uh-uh. No way am I making a fool out
- of myself doing some wimpy girl's sport! - If you don't,
you may remain attached for the rest of your lives!
[both groan] [thud]
Uh, where's the pool?
[music]
Three, two, one... [splash]
[both gasping]
Yes! Perfect, keep it up!
- Ow! - Ouch!
Magnificent! What perfect harmony!
Dr. Shelbosky, you're supposed to be coaching us.
- Gimme back my smartpad! - No! It's the semi-finals!
[groans]
Help!
- Dr. Shelbosky! - My smartpad!
[sighs] Ozzy, do you realize rescuing Dr. Shelbosky
was the first thing we've done together without fighting!
You mean rescuing my smartpad.
[blowing]
It's a miracle it survived.
[both] Huh?!
[inspirational music plays]
Hmm, since you guys are so in sync,
I was thinking you might wanna check this out.
Hmm. A synchronized swimming competition!?
Ozzy, we should do this! We're awesome at it!
Not happening. It's bad enough
I gotta do this sissy sport with nobody around.
There's no way I'm doing it in front of a crowd especially with you!
[rumbling sound] Huh? [gasps] What's happening?
I'm afraid your negative attitude has caused a setback.
You might want to rethink your stance on the competition.
- [groans] Fine. I'll do it. - Hmm.
[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Synchropalooza!
- I hope we nail our twist spin. - I hope nobody I know is here.
[announcer] Let the water dance begin!
[cheering]
- Ha ha! Yeah! - I can't believe it!
If we beat these guys, we're in the finals!
[both groan]
[all gasp]
[squawking] [screams]
[crash]
[announcer] Boyster and Ozzy are through to the finals! [applause]
[both cheer]
[announcer] This is it, synchro fans. This one's for the whole enchilada!
Boyster and Ozzy will go first.
Let's win this, partner!
- Hey! Where are you going? - Home.
- What about the competition? - What about it?
I was only doing it to get unstuck. Now I'm out of here!
You know what? I didn't want to be stuck to you, either.
But even though we're never gonna be best friends,
we actually accomplished something together.
Are you really gonna throw all that away? Well, I'm not!
[music]
You'd better be careful on the inverted bent knee.
- You were a little off in practice. - Ahh!
[all cheering]
Woo-hoo! We did it! What a team!
- Eh. We're OK. - Come on. We're awesome!
Yeah, maybe we are. [giggles, groans]
Hey, don't push it! [forced chuckle]
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