Hyah!
Double bubble.
Toil and bubble.
Watch it!
You want to get us caught?
Our party has been pooped.
Man, oh, man.
Do you believe the warden keeps this all to himself?
Not today, sugarbum. We got the whole joint --
All to ourselves.
How rude.
Foiling the merriment of others.
Fore!
Clearly, this course is defective.
How else could I have lost to you three times in a row?
New round!
And this one!
Jailbot! Little help?
Hey, this is work time, not play time.
Now get that ball!
Wrap it up, cons.
Your turn ended five minutes ago.
Nice 'kini, a-bomb.
If only I had your butt to fill out my onesie.
Yep, do my squats, keep it tight.
But flattery will get you nowhere. Move it.
Come on!
We still got a half a bottle of hooch left.
Really?
An '07-vintage level "c"
toilet pruneau
for an extra 10 minutes in the tub?
Hey! I know that model.
There's a defect in the third link from the collar.
You can pop it off with your teeth
if you ever forget the safety word.
And if you're ever looking for some overtime,
try busting up the secret cockfighting ring
behind block 4, girlfriend.
Thanks for the tip, sis.
Now crank up that air jet.
Going to my nose.
Hello?
I could've beaten Jared twice by now!
Thanks, buddy, but I'm not looking for putting advice
from a novice like you.
Mulligan!
Sorry, folks. Just playing through.
Sir! There are intruders in your private spa!
People are using my private spa?
I have a private spa?
Yeah.
I was just getting these two out of here.
Nice work, Alice.
I wish some others cared as much as you.
This wouldn't have happened if you'd been
on the ball, mister.
I want you guarding this place 24/7
-- no intruders, zero tolerance!
And you'll do it by yourself.
Fore!
If you let us in and don't tattle,
we could all hang out together, cool?
The hot tub is couples-only.
My tears are jerked for our poor robo-bro.
He deserves the comfort of couplehood.
Young love...
Can be infectious.
Looks like someone's
making a comeback.
Sir, it is on!
Ew!
What is that?
No clue, but I am skimming it
the heck out of our hot tub.
Hey, no need to short-circuit.
We're all couples here.
So, how did you become Jailbot's girlf--
uh, boy...
do you follow tennis?
Ew!
Champ--aah!
Jean, I think
you're a little overheated.
What? Uh --
Let's get out of the tub.
!Yeah!
It's...boiling in here.
I remembered I just ate.
Damn it!
That doesn't count against me!
Sore loser.
Fore!
So...what?
We just wear pool shoes the next time
and then we're good?
Yeah, it's time to get soakin'.
Fraulein, this is no ordinary foot fungus.
You caught some serious funk from the hot tub!
Oh, puh-lease.
If that's the worst you caught from me,
count your lucky stars, princess.
Nein, nein, nein!
This fungal strain is of extraterrestrial origin!
All of the Superjail has become mindless bearers
of its yucky seed!
Jailbot's goddamn tub buddy.
Be thankful your chlorine exposure
has retarded the fungus' spread!
Sweet! So we won't get sick?
Nein, nein, nein, nein!
Oh, you'll get it--just slower
and much more painful.
Much more. Terrible!
But there's a solution.
In medical terms, it's vampire rules.
Kill the dracula... No!
...Un everyone goes back to normal!
All right.
It's time we bounced that slimy
little party crasher.
Whoops!
Someone pee-peed in the humans' gene pool.
J.B., open up.
We got to kill that thing you're in love with
so we don't turn into space-fungus zombie monsters.
Ha-ha! Yeah.
You're really gonna be a dick about this?
Damn it! It's a super-lockdown.
Only warden can open it.
Sweet.
Quiet! We're concentrating.
Fore!
Hey, idiot! You got a serious problem.
!Jailbot! !Jailbot!
Jailbot!
Look, buddy, I know it can be tough,
but you were built for working--not loving.
Good job, buddy.
How come no one's changing back?
I thought you said all we had to do
was kill the dracula whatever?
What can I say?
Science doesn't always work out as planned.
It's like love.
Sometimes it's a mystery.
Chirp!