Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com
Guys, wake up!
We did it! We did it! We did it!
We were sleeping! We were sleeping!
We were sleeping!
Chase, it is 5:30 in the morning.
What's going on?
It took five years but Mr. Davenport and I finally cracked it.
We created a new technology that's gonna revolutionize
the way the world gets its energy.
Did he just wake us up to talk about science?
I don't care where you hit him, just make it hurt.
Come on!
Oh, you are so beautiful.
Oh, yes you are.
I love you, I love you, I love you. I...
Were you just talking to a glass cube?
No!
I was talking to my reflection in a glass cube.
Here she is.
The "DavenChase Energy Transponder."
That little thing is what you two have been
working on for the past five years?
Your genius is fading, young Chase.
Yeah, if you think that's impressive,
I've got a log cabin made of Popsicle sticks that will blow your mind.
So, uh, what does it do?
It's kind of like Leo's energy-transference ability.
It wirelessly harnesses energy from sources around it, then stores it.
So it's the ultimate power source.
Aw, cool!
I've been looking for a new phone charger.
Crack her open and juice me up.
It's not a phone charger, Adam.
It's a billion-dollar piece of technology.
This little device packs enough punch to power an entire skyscraper.
So what'll that give me, like, 15 hours of talk time?
Right now, this is just a one-of-a-kind prototype.
But soon, the entire world will run on my technology.
Uh, I think you mean our technology?
Yeah. My technology.
Here, let me show you how it works.
For security reasons, we're keeping it in this impenetrable cube
that can only be opened with my retina scan.
"Eye" am impressed.
Get it? 'Cause he has to use the eye to open the thing.
Oh, you're so...
Careful, careful.
Isn't it amazing?
It's not doing any...
It's harvesting energy!
Yeah, sorry, but all I see is a phone charger.
Does it come with a cute, little carrying case?
Okay, Adam.
Still think it's a phone charger?
Go ahead, put your phone on there.
Thank you. Don't mind if I do.
You still think it's a phone charger?
Nope, I'm just glad I tried it on your phone instead of mine.
All right, guys, millions of people are online
waiting for the global webcast to start.
Oh, this is so exciting. How do we look?
Like a couple of hit-men from the "Mini Man Mob."
Hey, wait. What about the sign?
Oh, right.
Are you kidding me?
I know, your name was supposed to be much smaller.
Great, so once again, it's all about you.
Chase, relax.
I have no problem sharing the spotlight.
Guys, we're on in three, two...
You're in my light. You're in my light.
How come I always get stuck on laundry duty?
You volunteered, remember?
So you could play your little "Guess the Stain" game.
Oh, yeah.
Ooh, this is a good one.
Grape jelly and tuna.
Healthy. Must be Bob's.
Hey, come on, let's go get ready for training.
Wait a minute, I'm not done.
Ugh. Whoa, that smells horrible.
But how does it taste?
Adam!
Uh, Kaz?
Where are we?
You told me we were going to a comic book festival in Amsterdam!
Have you ever been to Amsterdam? No.
Then welcome to Amsterdam.
Look, man, I heard about this Bionic Academy and I had to check it out.
Bionic Academy?
Yeah, this guy Donald Davenport created it and there's like a hundred kids
with all different abilities that train here.
They're like high-tech warriors.
Great.
'Cause that's the place you want to break into.
Come on, man.
This could be the key to me finally getting powers.
All we have to do is borrow whatever device installs bionics
and no one will ever know.
If you keep this up, I'm gonna stop wormholing with you.
Quit worrying, I got us covered.
Oh.
Guess this academy doesn't train kids to put on deodorant.
Ooh!
Grape jelly and tuna. Fancy.
That presentation went great.
I didn't even get to talk.
Like I said, it went great.
Let's just get started on finding a company to mass produce the transponders.
I already did it.
What?
Yeah, soon as the presentation was over I made one phone call, deal was done.
Why didn't you consult me?
Because if I consulted you, then I would have to listen to your opinions.
Well, did you at least go with a company that's environmentally conscious?
I considered that and many, many other factors
and in the end, I went with the guy who paid the most.
Ka-ching!
Yeah, I don't get it.
These bionics have got to be around here somewhere.
Okay, let's say you do get the bionics,
what are you gonna do with all that power?
That is between me and the rest of the weird bionic people.
Hey!
What are you two doing here?
You're supposed to be training.
Get with the other students.
All right, fall in.
Yes we will...
get with the other students...
because we are students...
of the island.
Smooth.
All right, for todays combat exercise
you'll be pairing up and fighting each other using your bionics.
Any questions?
And I hope not because I can pretty much guarantee I don't know the answer.
Can we practice fighting without bionics and also without fighting?
I would say yes but I'm afraid no one would get hurt.
Now, let's see if we can find an even match to pair with you.
Ah, there we go.
This shouldn't be too bad.
If it's okay, I actually already have a partner.
And if it's not okay, can he be her partner?
Uh, excuse me.
This is a restricted area. Can I help you?
I'm looking for Mr. Davenport.
I represent a group of buyers and we'd like to make an offer
for his energy transponder.
He's not here.
And you're too late, he already made a deal.
Wait, I saw you standing behind him on the webcast.
Aren't you the other guy that created the transponder?
Well, I don't mean to brag but, yes.
I am Chase, the most brilliant man in the world.
Well, if you don't mind me asking, who did he make the deal with?
I couldn't tell you.
I was left out of the negotiations.
I don't know if you noticed, but my father's a bit of an egomaniac.
I did notice that, Lower Case Chase.
Well, I guess I'm wasting my time, kid.
I'm used to dealing with the people who make the decisions.
Wait!
I had just as much to do with the transponder as he did.
And the prototype is still here...
I'll double whatever offer you have.
I don't care about the money.
I just want the transponders produced in an environmentally friendly way.
Of course! That's our motto.
Nature first...
everything else second.
So do we have a deal?
You know what?
Yes. Yes, we do.
And my dad is going to kill me.
There it is.
Wow.
It's beautiful.
Yeah, I know.
Who needs a girlfriend when you got gadgets.
I mean, it's very shiny.
Um, by the way, I never caught your name.
How rude of me. It's...
The Incapacitator.
Great work, you two.
When both students are completely passed out, I know I've done my job.
All right, you guys are up next.
What are your names again?
Francois Bouchon De La Guerra.
But you can call me Frank.
And you are?
Frank.
All right, everybody, it's Frank on Frank.
Let's see what they got!
What do we do?
Follow my lead.
Make it stop, make it stop!
What are you doing to him?
I can attack other people's brains with my brain.
That's not a real ability.
Yes, it is.
Okay, you convinced me.
Frank, what are you doing?
Fight back. What's your ability?
I... have the same ability.
Seriously?
Adam, Chase was just attacked in the transponder room, come on!
Guys, I got to run. Frank, you're in charge.
Frank, keep an eye on Frank.
Chase!
What happened?
I was showing the transponder to a potential buyer.
You brought a complete stranger in here?
That guy blasted me with some kind of energy force.
Where's the transponder?
He must have taken it.
Great. Chase, what were you thinking?
Oh, I don't know, maybe that you made a deal without me so I was gonna make
an even better one without you?
Well, if your deal was to get knocked out and robbed, you did a bang up job.
We need to find the guy who did this.
It wasn't just some guy.
That energy blast wasn't human.
Okay, then what was he?
Bionic? An android?
What if he's an evil spirit from a galaxy far away?
We're no match for a space ghost!
So we don't know who we're dealing with or what he's capable of.
I'll contact the authorities.
Get in your mission suits.
This guy could still be on the island.
Until further notice, everyone's on high alert.
Hey, Franks.
Howdy, Teach.
Oh, hey, I've been meaning to ask you, I know I have all these bionics,
but if I wanted more of the bionics, where would I go for that?
Yeah, is there like a room, a cubbie, maybe a bionic vending machine?
I wish, but no one will listen to me.
Adam. Who are they?
Oh, these are our new students.
Frank and, um, I forgot the other guy's name.
We don't have any new students.
We don't? Wait a minute.
A-ha! I should've known.
That's Bob's jelly tuna shirt!
Look, I... I can explain everything.
But Frank, you'd probably do a better job so...
Who are you guys?
They're intruders.
Too bad, this one's kind of cute.
As far as intruders go.
I bet they're with the guy who stole the transponder.
Where is he?
Where's the transponder?
Transponder? No, no, no.
Kaz was just trying...
Get 'em!
Get away from them.
Tecton!
Gray Granite, Gamma Girl.
Guys, a surprise costume party?
It's not even my birthday.
What's going on?
I don't know.
We've been tracking the Incapacitator.
His infrared energy trail led us here.
Look, Superboy, I don't know what movie theater your mom thought
she was dropping you off at, but you're in the wrong place.
He's got energy transference.
Just like the Incapacitator.
Oh, yeah? Two can play that game.
Yeah, he definitely did not get that out of a vending machine.
I don't know who this guy is, but he's a major threat.
Just have everyone at the FBI be on lookout.
You're the guy who attacked Chase.
They call me the Incapacitator.
Really?
Is that like on your driver's license and everything?
What do you want with my transponder?
Right now, I can touch any power source and transfer the energy into my body.
The problem is, that energy runs out.
Well, have you tried juices?
I mean, there's this great kiwi, kale blend or seaweed and berries.
You know, pineapple, mint...
Okay.
Since you've created a way for me to obtain energy wirelessly,
I can continuously absorb it from everything around me
and never have to recharge.
Well, thanks for explaining how my own technology works.
What do you think you're gonna do with it?
I'm going to drain the entire planet of all its energy,
and become the most powerful being in the world.
Open this case. Now.
Never.
That's an impenetrable polymer
and the only way into that case is using my retina scan.
I mean, there is no way to get in that case!
I don't suppose you're gonna give me a running head start, are you?
Hey, crater face, this one's for you.
Did you see that?
Yeah, you won't see that in Amsterdam!
Oh, no, okay, I left the wormhole transporter in my pants.
Okay, I'll come with you but please, don't ever say that again.
Adam, a little help!
Let's see how tough you are without your little stick.
All right, that's pretty tough.
Okay...
Guys! Help!
Big D!
Get up here, quick!
Who is that?
Our father.
Who's that?
That's the guy who stole the transponder.
That's the Incapacitator.
Wait, you guys don't work for him?
No.
But I am looking for a weekend gig.
Is he hiring?
The Incapacitator is a villain.
That's who these guys came to take down.
Oh, right. Bionic heroes, superheroes.
Superheroes, bionic heroes.
I probably should have done that before the battle but I am so glad I didn't.
Wait, so you guys are real superheroes?
Like the ones in the comic books?
And on my lunch box?
Which I no longer use.
Bro, that is so cool!
It must be an honor for you to meet me.
You, too?
Yeah.
Just so you know, I totally would've helped you if I could have.
It's okay, you're still cute.
Who me? Yes, you.
Your little red shirt, you're so adorable.
Let's go, lover girl!
We have to go help Mr. Davenport.
No.
What are you doing?
Making my own retina scan.
You'll never get away with this.
Don't move, Incapacitator.
Who are they?
They're superheroes!
You're too late, Tecton.
I already have what I need to make you
and the entire world bow down at my feet.
Take him down.
That's it.
I got us into this mess, I'm gonna get us out.
No, Chase. He's too powerful.
Chase!
With this transponder, my energy will continue to grow.
I've already taken down one of your so-called bionic heroes.
Just imagine what I'm going to do to the rest of the world.
He's still alive but he's fading.
What do we do?
I don't know.
He's fried Chase's entire bionic infrastructure.
I don't think I have the equipment here to save him.
Don't worry. We can.
What?
I'm Kaz and this is Oliver and we work at a place called Mighty Med.
It's a hospital for superheroes.
We deal with this kind of stuff all the time.
We can save him.
Big D, we barely know them.
Are you really considering this?
Trust me, we save heroes' lives every day.
I promise you, he'll be fine.
Mr. Davenport, what do we do?
Go. I'm not gonna risk his life.
I'll stay here and get the word out about the Incapacitator.
Okay, well, how are we gonna get him there?
Through a wormhole.
Look I know we're friends
but is now really the time to make fun of Chase's size?
I don't care what you have to do.
Save my son.
Welcome to Mighty Med, the world's best superhero hospital.
First I get to travel through a wormhole and now I'm in a superhero hospital.
This is the best day ever!
If you don't count the part
where our brother got blasted and is about to die.
Wow, you really know how to ruin a guy's day.
Here, put him over here.
Horace, Chase was blasted by the Incapacitator.
He needs immediate medical attention!
Oh, no! Not Chase!
This is terrible!
Who's Chase?
Him.
Nice to meet you.
He's not very friendly, is he?
So, what type of superhero is Chase, other than an impolite one?
No, no, he's not a superhero.
He's a human with a bionic chip that gives him super-abilities.
Except for the ability to say hello.
Chase, you're embarrassing us.
What's going on? Who are these people?
I'll explain later, but the short version is...
Bionic-arm, super-strength,
super-fast and super-unconscious.
Can you help him?
Don't worry, I have everything under control.
Chase will be perfectly fine.
Kaz, Oliver, come with me.
I have a conference to attend, but I'll brief you on what to do next.
Horace, I'm so relieved you know how to cure Chase.
Oh, me, too.
But there is one minor issue.
I don't know how to cure Chase.
What?
I'm sorry, but I've never seen bio-technology like that before.
Then why'd you say you could cure him?
Oh, it's just so much easier than telling people you can't cure them.
Good news, I can cure you.
This is bad.
We insisted we bring Chase here.
We promised he'd be fine.
Okay, if Horace can't cure him, we'll just...
we'll just have to figure out a way to do it ourselves.
In the meantime, just pretend everything's fine.
Act confident. Okay.
Wow.
These guys seem really confident.
Thank you for bringing us here and finding a cure for Chase.
I have to admit, I had my doubts.
Well, I never doubted Oliver for a second.
He has such a trustworthy face, just look at it.
This orange is really sour.
Aw!
Look at his weird, cute, twisted face.
Mm, what's with that?
Oh, she has a crush on Oliver.
I'll explain later.
Although, there really is no logical explanation.
Listen, we need to stop the Incapacitator, how long till Chase is good to go?
Eh, you know, uh, I really wouldn't wait around for Chase.
Yeah, I think some of us should focus on stopping the Incapacitator
and some of us should stay here with Chase, who will be fine.
I'm fully confident.
Well, you do look confident, so, okay.
All right, Leo, you and Kaz stay behind with Chase.
And I'll go with Oliver, because he... is... cute.
So... are... you.
I'll... come... too.
Okay.
Skylar will go with you guys, and Adam will stay with us.
Oh, cool. What's this thing do?
Oh, that's a reflex hammer.
Oh.
Wow, he's got great reflexes.
Okay, new plan. Adam's on your team.
So, aren't you going to do something to help Chase?
Yeah, uh, I just have to give him a urine test.
Chase, "you're in" what hospital right now?
He's failed his urine test.
You have no idea what you're doing, do you?
Before I answer that question, do you have any bionic ability to tell
when someone's lying? No.
Then I know exactly what I'm doing.
You're lying.
So you do have a bionic lie-detecting ability!
No. I'm just not stupid.
Chase needs help now.
But the only person smart enough to figure out how to cure Chase is Chase.
Hold on a second.
You just gave me an idea.
This is a neuro-physiolomogra...
physiologigra...
It's a brain-switching machine.
We also use it to slice deli meat.
You're gonna transfer Chase's brain into yours,
cure Chase, then make a sandwich?
Because I'm starving.
No, I'm not taking his entire brain,
just his...
cojnativ... congative...
his smarty bits.
Did it work?
The only way to know conclusively would have been if we'd
measured my baseline intelligence level before the transfer.
But based on my use of the phrase "baseline intelligence level,"
yeah, I'd say it worked.
So now you can cure Chase?
Yes, but more importantly...
Turkey or roast beef?
Dude! Obviously roast beef.
Okay, okay, I think I've figured out
how to find out where the Incapacitator is.
Me, too.
We just have to dress him up in these red and white stripes and glasses
and tell him to go to a crowded beach.
Okay, while you're doing that, I'll go find Ambrose, our comic book artist.
His visions allow him to see superheroes and villains
and draw their location, he even sees them when they're sleeping.
He's like Santa except creepier and less jolly.
Okay, in the meantime, I'll recruit some superheroes to help us out.
Thanks, but that's not really necessary.
Adam and I are here.
Yes, I know, but technically you're not superheroes.
You're more like super-impressive appliances.
Anyway, we can get the Crusher.
He's the strongest man in the universe.
Show 'em, Crusher.
Not bad, but Adam is easily as strong as that.
Show them, Adam.
Well, I guess the Crusher's not coming.
Hey, dude, you're using those weights wrong.
Have you figured out the problem?
Yes.
This sandwich needs more mayonnaise.
Also, it seems that Chase's chip was destabilized
by an excess of negative ionization.
But we should be able to cure him with a positive electrostatic pulse.
Okay. Stand back.
You did it. It worked!
This sandwich is much better with mayonnaise!
Oh, and Chase is cured.
Check me out, I'm a rooster!
What is wrong with me?
You were badly injured so we had to temporarily switch
your intelligence with Kaz's, so he could figure out how to cure you.
I have Kaz's intelligence?
But I don't want to be... what's the word?
I can't think of the word!
My thinking place hurts!
What's happening?
Chase's injury has created a hardware virus in his chip.
It's causing the chip to generate protonic energy.
He's stable for now, but if his blood pressure gets too high, he'll explode.
We cannot let him know that, or his blood pressure will skyrocket.
We need to keep him calm.
Hey! Hey!
Is that an alarm?
Are we under attack? What's going on?
Don't worry, it's only a drill.
A drill for what?
To test how panicky everyone gets when I set off a terrifyingly loud alarm.
You passed the test.
You also passed the urine test.
"You're in" a state of panic.
Okay, I got Ambrose to draw the location of the Incapacitator.
I also got him to draw this caricature of the four of us.
That looks nothing like me.
My ears are nowhere near that small.
That's Skylar.
Oh.
Ew.
Anyway, where's the Incapacitator?
According to this, he's at the Eiffel Tower.
We need to stop him.
We can use the wormhole transporter to get to Paris.
Whoa, we're going to Paris?
Booyah!
Uh, that broke.
Okay, everyone ready?
Huddle up.
Where's the Incapacitator?
Wait.
Look in the background.
There's the Statue of Liberty.
And the Great Pyramid. And King Arthur's castle.
The Incapacitator isn't at the Eiffel Tower in Paris.
He's at the replica of it in Las Vegas.
Man, no wonder they call this the Awful Tower.
It's pronounced Eiffel. E-I-F-F-E-L.
I'm pretty sure you just spelled "falafel."
Okay, no problem.
We'll just use the wormhole transporter.
It'll get us to Vegas in a matter of seconds.
Whoa, we're going to Vegas?
Booyah!
This is awful!
I believe it's pronounced "falafel."
I can't believe you lost the wormhole transporter.
Now how are we supposed to go to Las Vegas and stop the Incapacitator?
Where did you get that?
At a street fair. In Tel Aviv.
All this talk about falafel made me want one.
Ooh, I also got a mini license plate with my name on it.
Bree, that's it! Your super-speed!
You can use it to carry all of us to Las Vegas!
Ooh, good idea!
But because we're going over water,
I can't carry all three of you at the same time.
Can you take one of us, and then run back and get the other two?
I could do that. And I'll take Oliver first.
I have a better idea.
You take Adam first, and I'll wait here with Oliver.
So you can stay alone with Oliver
in the most romantic city on earth while I'm gone?
No thanks.
Well, I don't care when I go, just as long as I'm not staying
anywhere by myself.
I get lonely.
Okay, stop.
This is getting ridiculous. And weird.
Besides, I think I have a solution.
Ah! A jellyfish!
Oh, man.
If we had a peanut butter fish, we'll be set.
Hey, buddy.
I know being in a strange place can make you tense,
so I brought you some herbal tea.
And I thought it would help to listen to some relaxing whale songs.
Stop!
I didn't even get to the chorus.
I just got a text from Adam.
Those guys are on their way to fight the Incapacitator in Las Vegas.
We have to go help them.
No. We can't!
Fighting is stressful, and you can't be stressed out right now.
Adam and Bree are in danger, and I'm going to go help them.
Now what?
Okay, uh... you go find Chase
and I'll get the invisible ambulance
to take us to Las Vegas.
But it might take a while.
I forgot where it's parked.
And it's invisible.
Oh, good. You found it.
Ugh.
Wow, I am spent.
When did running 6,000 miles across mountain,
ocean and desert become so exhausting?
Adam might have made things worse by dragging
that giant tuna the last 5,000 miles.
People come to Vegas for many reasons.
I guess you came to be incapacitated.
And for the buffet.
Adam, blast wave! Now!
The Incapacitator's absorbing his energy!
And now, with the Davenport Transponder,
I can absorb all the power in the world, and plunge the earth into darkness.
Give it up, Incapacitator.
You're totally outnumbered.
Technically you're still outnumbered, so my statement holds up.
Look out!
Goodbye, Skylar Storm.
Hello, Incapacitator.
Kaz, you cured Chase.
Uh, not really. He's going to blow up.
He has a hardware virus that's building up energy in his bionic chip.
If his blood pressure gets too high, he'll explode.
Wait a second.
If Chase has a hardware virus, those can be...
Transferred from one device to another!
I'm way ahead of you.
I'm super-smart now. I'll explain later.
I hope you're all ready to be destroyed.
I have a plan. Chase, jump off the tower.
Do you maybe have a different plan?
You have protonic energy building up in your bionic chip.
You can't let him absorb it, or he'll be unstoppable!
He has protonic energy in him?
I'll take that, thank you very much.
What's he doing to Chase?
Chase is fine.
All the Incapacitator did was remove the virus.
Virus? What virus?
You know, the one that makes you explode
if your blood pressure gets excessively high.
Like if you realize that some kid in high school
just tricked you and ruined your entire plan.
What?!
Yeah, like that. Everybody duck!
You did it!
It worked!
Did you ever doubt me?
Yeah, ever since the urine test.
Wait, Adam's missing! Where's Adam?
There he is.
Oh, man. I'm falafel at hiding.
Did it work?
Please tell me our intelligence switched back, please!
Check it out, I'm a dairy cow.
It worked.
Oliver, Kaz, congratulations.
Well done.
See?
That's how you respond to an offer of a handshake.
Not like this.
Hey, Skylar.
Listen, I am really sorry for underestimating you.
Superheroes are pretty great, with or without powers.
I'm sorry, too.
I guess it's not important if you're bionic, or have superpowers,
or are completely unspecial like Kaz.
Anyone can be a hero.
Oliver, I'm going to miss you.
You're so smart and kind.
And you remind me of someone, but I just can't think of who.
Oh, is it Thomas the Tank Engine?
I get that a lot.
I mean, personality-wise. I'm not a train.
No, it's not a make-believe train.
It's someone I know...
He reminds me of Chase. Your brother.
Yes! Chase!
You remind me of Chase!
You remind me of Chase, ew!
Hey, what was that about?
I thought you didn't like Oliver.
Maybe I like him more than I realized.
I'm over it.
Bye, guys!
Sorry for breaking so much of your stuff.
The doors open automatically.
Not anymore.
Where'd your friends go?
Oh, they left.
Without saying goodbye?
What, were they raised in a basement?