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All right, I wrote up all my patient reports.
And I also rewrote all your patient reports and took out all the limericks.
Hey, I worked hard on those limericks.
Do you know how tough it is to find a rhyme
for superhero that's not pooper-zero?
Hey, why is that exterminator spraying in here?
It turns out the superhero Disgusto had some alien bugs on him.
I know he saves distant planets from extinction, but that guy ex-stinks.
Uh, is that spray safe for humans?
Oh, yeah, I already asked.
The chemicals he's using aren't dangerous to us.
Although someone probably should have warned Queen Hornet.
Okay, I have to go meet up with Gus, Alan and Skylar to work on
our alternative energy project.
Are you good?
If by good you mean good at spinning in my chair, then you tell me.
Huh. You are improving.
Captain Atomic.
Are you okay?
Don't worry, lads, I'm fine.
I don't feel pain.
Physical pain, that is.
Emotionally, I'm quite sensitive.
So sticks and stones will not break your bones,
but words will always hurt you?
Are you making fun of me?
All right, just tell us what happened.
The president was visiting the National Baseball Museum,
and the villain, Ballistic, tried to attack him.
I stepped in to save the day, but Ballistic went ballistic,
which I should have expected, because his name is Ballistic.
So I went all atomic on him, which he should have expected,
because my name is Captain Atomic.
You are really bad at telling stories.
Why would you say that?
You hurt my feelings.
Okay, well, don't worry.
Oliver has to leave, but I'm going to take very good care of you.
Uh, you know what?
Since the hospital is short-staffed, I'll stay and help Captain Atomic,
and you can figure out a limerick with a rhyme for Galtraxian heart tremors.
I already got one.
Galtraxian fart tremors.
All right, so you go. I got this.
I'm just gonna do a little slice-slice, chop-chop, vroom-vroom.
Are you going to use the chainsaw on me?
No, I was just picturing myself riding a dirt bike.
Vroom-vroom.
Okay, just please be careful with him, and the memorabilia.
They're priceless pieces of baseball history.
All right, I will.
Hey, I like baseball as much as the next guy, if the next guy hates baseball.
Look, you go work on your little project,
and I'll make sure to be extra careful with the boring baseball stuff.
Fine.
How could you hate baseball?
It's America's pastime.
I remember going to my first game in 1934.
I had a hot dog.
It burned my mouth, which I should have expected
because it's called a hot dog.
Wow, I am bad at telling stories.
Hey, guys.
Sorry I'm late.
It's about time.
I was getting so bored, I was starting to
somewhat pay attention to what these two were saying.
You're just staring off into space.
I said "somewhat pay attention!"
I was just telling them I have a great idea for our energy project.
We can power a light bulb with the wind
that we create when we move around all day.
Feel the wind.
That is insane... That no one has thought of that yet.
I have an even better idea.
We've all heard of horsepower, right?
Well, why settle for pretty fast horses when we can use really fast cheetahs?
What?
We just need to round up a dozen cheetahs
and talk them into running on treadmills.
I have two cheetahs at home.
Oliver, how many can I mark you down for?
Zero.
Zero cheetahs.
That'll make it tougher.
But I'll call my cheetah guy and see what he can do.
Oliver, don't listen to them.
They know nothing about skience.
It's pronounced science.
I don't think so.
Listen, I like all of your ideas, but let's put a pin in them.
Or a knife or an axe, whatever.
Because I've drawn up plans for the perfect project, and...
Ugh, forgot my backpack.
All right, I'll go get it.
You guys sit tight and keep thinking.
Not thinking, also an option.
Just to clarify, cheetahs or no cheetahs?
Because if I don't cancel by 5:00, I lose my deposit.
Now stepping up to the gurney, number two, Kaz, number two.
What are you doing?
Well, I figured if people would cheer for boring baseball players,
why wouldn't they cheer for a real hero?
Me.
So I recruited them to be my fans.
Oh, and check it out, Robo Cannon is selling peanuts.
Wait.
What are you doing here?
You came back to check up on me, didn't you?
You are such a control freak.
I'm not a control freak.
I just forgot my backpack.
Oh, and by the way, when you called me a control freak,
your inflection went up like it was a question.
It should have gone down like it was a statement.
See?
You just proved my point.
Point.
You know, just because I do things different than you,
doesn't mean that your way is right and mine is wrong.
I never said that.
You didn't have to. I could see it in your eyes.
Ugh.
Why did I have to inherit my mother's expressive facial features?
Just go back to school and leave me alone.
Because you're not just upsetting me, you're upsetting my fans.
Ah!
Fine, I'll grab my backpack and go.
Did you do something?
You look guilty.
I didn't do anything.
Ugh, stupid expressive face.
Thanks a lot, Mom.
All right, I've got the plans.
I devised a way to use the tiny solar panels
on calculators to harness enough energy to run this car.
Use your head, Oliver.
There's no way all four of us will fit in there.
Actually, we decided to go with my idea.
We'll all wear helmets with propellers on top.
The rush of air from us moving around will spin the propellers,
make energy and light this bulb.
Interesting, but the one minor hiccup
I can see with your idea is it's not mine.
Actually, I like Connie's idea.
Except for the part about me having to move around.
That is not going to work for me at all.
Connie, you'll never be able to generate enough wind.
Besides, wind is dangerous.
It creates hurricanes, which can mess up your hair like this.
And blows trash in your face like this.
And knocks you over like this.
Whoa!
Whereas the sun kisses you with its warmth, like this.
Yeah, we got it.
Fine, we'll go with your idea.
If you insist.
I just got to check out something real fast.
If we're going with Oliver's idea, I just have one thing to say.
I call shotgun.
Bottom of the ninth, three balls...
two cleats...
and Kaz takes a vicious cut.
That bat is out of there.
Oliver!
If you're gonna stare at your phone, do it at the movies or a funeral,
like a normal person.
We are all working really hard on your project.
What are you doing?
Are you spying on Kaz?
No, I was just nervous about leaving him there
to treat Captain Atomic without my help.
But you know what?
He's actually doing pretty well.
Wait. This is terrible.
I know.
That nurse is wearing my uniform.
I'm locking my room from now on.
I'm talking about this.
That's a Venutian beetle.
Those must have been the bugs the exterminator was trying to get rid of.
Wait.
That other nurse has my pink streak in his hair.
Does this always happen when I'm gone?
You're missing the point, okay.
I know from the comic books that these beetles
feed on the electricity in your nervous system.
And if it bites Kaz, its toxins will make him
lose control of his emotions, and within 2 minutes, he'll die.
Do you know who else will die?
That nurse, if he stretches out my uniform.
This is bad.
You have to call Kaz and warn him about the Venutian beetle.
I want to, but then he'll know I was spying on him,
and he'll tease me about being a control freak.
And not the fun kind of teasing, like when he calls me Oli-Pop.
Mean teasing, like when he calls me Oli-Pop.
What do I do?
I have the answer. All you have to...
Is that nurse doing an imitation of me?
Would you focus? Sorry.
You just have to go back to Mighty Med and say we finished our project early.
Then pretend to see the beetle for the first time.
That way he'll never know you spied on him.
Well, I don't like to lie...
unless it's convenient and I won't get caught.
So good plan. Okay, I have to hurry.
Kaz is in terrible danger.
Good, you go.
And don't worry, we'll manage the project without you.
You know what?
I'll just write up a few basic instructions, just to be safe.
Oh, my gosh, you have an emergency.
Go! Wait...
Jeez!
Kaz is right. Oliver is a control freak.
And now that he's gone, we are going to build
the energy project that we wanted to do in the first place.
It's too bad we're not doing a lack of energy project.
Oh, Kaz! You're okay!
I mean, you're okay.
Why aren't you at school?
We finished our project early.
And I wanted to do something we never do, which is, hang out together.
Away from the nurses' station.
Oh no. Did you see that?
I think a Venutian beetle just ran across the floor.
We better find it.
Uh, yeah, I didn't see anything.
Are you okay, because this eye says
you're worried about something, and this eye says
you're lying about something.
No, I'm just worried. See?
And I'm telling you, I saw a Venutian beetle.
It was creepy and metallic and looked...
like that.
It's on your shoulder!
I don't see it. The other shoulder.
Other other shoulder.
I can't get it off! I can't! Oh!
It bit me.
Oliver, it's about to take control of my brain.
Please, before it drains all my energy, you have to do something.
What?
You have to...
look into this webcam and say "I just got pawned!"
I knew you were spying on me with this.
So I set the whole thing up to get back at you.
What?
When I signed the exterminator's work order,
I saw that he was spraying for Venutian beetles.
So I asked the superhero Replikate to morph into one.
Replikate, you've got a little...
So care to apologize?
Actually, I don't think I did anything that wrong.
I was just being careful.
If anyone should apologize, it's you.
What? Why?
You let me think you were dying.
I mean, what kind of person lets their best friend think that he's...
I can see you, Replikate.
See?
I told you we didn't need Oliver.
No, but you might need a mirror. You look ridiculous.
You're wearing the exact same helmet.
Oh, the helmet looks great.
I meant your outfit. Honestly, who dresses you?
Listen, we need to test the helmets to make sure they work.
Start moving around to create wind.
This is stupid.
Why can't we just use a leaf blower? Or a keiling fan?
We don't need a ceiling fan, or a leaf blower.
Or a cheetah.
Dang it!
We just need to move faster.
And I know exactly how we can do that.
Why do I have to be the one to do this?
Because you were asleep when we voted.
Oh, my gosh!
This is awful!
The bulb didn't light up at all!
Oh, I think I'm gonna pass out.
Great, because we're about to vote on who goes down the ramp next.
Kaz, how can you be mad at me?
I was just trying to save you from yourself.
I'm over here.
You're a superhero who fooled a 15-year-old.
Good for you.
Stop messing with me. It's not funny.
I'm not going to stop messing with you
until you admit that you're wrong, Oli-Pop.
That's the meanest thing you've ever said to me.
I'm out of here.
Before you go, there's one more thing I have to say.
On your shoulder a Venutian beetle.
Oh, no. A real Venutian beetle.
Not a fake one like the one Replikate morphed into a few minutes ago. Uh...
And since it's real, I better not flick it between the eyes like this.
Ow! Oh, no.
The totally real Venutian beetle bit me.
Oh, hey, Replikate.
Very realistic Venutian beetle, by the way.
Oh, no.
It bit me. Get Horace or Dr. Brainhead.
I'm the only one here.
And if you don't let me treat you right now,
the toxins will kick in. I have to do this.
That's okay, we have plenty of time to wait for someone else.
Plus, I haven't even lost control of my emotions yet.
Okay, okay.
We have 2 minutes before it kills you.
I know you don't trust me, but you're going to have to.
Nurse, electrostatic syringe. Galactic forceps.
Kiss for good luck.
I was talking about me.
Okay, the bug's clamping down harder.
If I can increase the energy in your body, it might release its hold on you.
Captain Atomic, can you blast Oliver with your atomic yo-yo?
You're going to zap me with a nuclear powered yo-yo?
That seems extremely dangerous.
Well, it's the only chance we have.
We're out of time.
Captain Atomic, are you ready?
Well, I'm still highly sedated, but sure.
Okay, I need suction.
I extracted the toxin. You'll be fine.
Kaz, thank you. You saved my life.
I'm sorry I ever doubted you.
You know exactly what you're doing.
Actually, wouldn't it have been safer for me to just zap the bug?
No one's talking to you.
What are you guys doing?
Oliver was right.
My idea didn't work, so we decided to go with his design.
Oh, and when you were unconscious, we voted that you'd buy us frozen yogurt.
You ate yours while you were sleeping.
Phew! I hope this works.
It doesn't work.
What do you mean? It just moved.
Oh, yeah, the car works. I meant your outfit.
Seriously, don't you own a mirror?
Oliver, we just finished building your solar-powered car.
I know what you're going to say, and you're right.
I was being a control freak and I realize now
that I should have trusted all of your instincts.
No, you really shouldn't have.
No, I mean it.
And this project symbolizes what a controlling tyrant I was being.
So you know what?
The tyranny is over.
My stupid design probably never would've worked anyway.
Now let's get started on Connie's brilliant wind machine.
Yay.
I'll go get the skateboard.