[remote clicks] [upbeat music plays]
♪ I don't care what you say! ♪
♪ I'm gonna do what I want all day! ♪
♪ I'm the king of the world! ♪
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[School bell rings]
Clarence: [munching]
Rough Riders, you've done it again.
Delicious even cold. Jeff, you simply must try the chicken.
Jeff: Yeah, I-I've had it before ... several times.
[Munching]
Clarence: But not with this new sauce.
[Eerie sigh]
Cinnamon ranch, I think I'm gonna love you.
[Munches]
Bleh!
Nope, definitely not. A rare misstep for Rough Riders.
Yecch. Get this stuff out of my sight.
Sumo: What you guys talkin' about?
Clarence: This gross, new Rough Riders sauce.
You don't even want to touch it, trust me.
Sumo: [smacks lips]
Hmm.
What?! You're crazy! It's great!
- Here, Jeff, you gotta try this! - Jeff: Aw, Sumo.
[Smacks lips]
Savory kick. [Smacks lips]
Bit of sweetness. [Smacks lips]
Is that nutmeg? Perfect 10 in my book.
[Munches]
Sumo: [slurps]
Clarence: You guys are gross.
I've lost my appetite. I don't think I'll ever eat again.
[Munches] Don't judge me.
But instead of a warm welcoming committee,
I was greeted by the warmth of a sudden fire
and, ultimately, the cold, hard earth.
[Noisemaker blows]
- Oh, the humanity, indeed. - Okay, Chelsea.
A little bit morbid, but it seems like you learned a lot.
- [Chuckling] So... - Yeah, well, it happened like
- 80 years ago, so time to move on. - Okay, then. Any questions?
Anyone have any... interesting inquiries that, uh... is on their mind?
- Any... Don't be afraid... - Clarence: Belson. Belson!
- Try some of my chicken. - What?
- No, I don't want it. - Here. Try my chicken.
Okay, just put it on the floor. I'll eat it later.
Clarence! Did you bring enough to share with the class?
- Huh? - Clarence: Yeah, I think so.
Here. Let me try. Here's one for you.
And here's one for you.
And one for you.
[Squishing]
Uh, not exactly what I meant, but I appreciate the effort.
Okay, back to the task at hand.
Our next presenter is... Clarence.
Clarence: [gasps]
[Grunts] 'Scuse me.
- 'Scuse me. 'Scuse me. - Ow!
Clarence: 'Scuse me. Pardon me.
Unh!
[Grunts]
My project is about ... [Screeching] [students groan]
[man over P.A.] Attention. Emergency faculty meeting.
All teachers to the gymatorium immediately.
[Sighing] Oh, this better be good. Sorry, Clarence.
We'll have to finish your presentation tomorrow.
Jeff, would you put in a video while I'm out?
- Jeff: I got it. - Clarence: Emergency faculty meeting?
I-I need to go to the bathroom. Ms. Baker!
I mean, um, mis... ter Jeff, may
I please go to the bathroom, please?
Jeff: Yes, you may. Just take a hall pass.
Clarence: [grunting]
Please be seated.
Emergency faculty meeting will commence in two minutes.
Clarence: [grunts]
[Folksy music plays] Yee-haw!
Bucky o'Neil here, and I'm proud to welcome you
to the Rough Riders school-sponsorship program.
Now, we're gonna give you everything you need, from
lesson plans to lunch menus to help you shape those
precious minds of tomorrow.
Now let's turn things over to your regional senior
Rough Riders team leader and my close personal friend...
[robotic voice] Joshua...
...who will fill you in on all the details.
It's "Josh"! Hello.
I'm Josh, as you heard on the video.
I'm pleased to announce that your school district has decided
to go into business with Rough Riders chicken.
Clarence: [squeals]
...and they're gonna start doing Rough Riders food for lunch...
so I can eat it all the time.
And they're finally gonna fix up the library.
[Raccoons squeaking]
And if we do good on tests, they're gonna give us coupons
for Rough Riders food, too. Isn't that great, you guys?
Sumo: Hey, as long as they're serving this sauce, I'm in.
[Slurps]
- Ahh! - Jeff: I don't know.
I have a bad feeling about this. But I'm just gonna ignore it.
Sumo: Hunh? [Growls]
Clarence: Ha ha. What a dummy.
He probably couldn't even eat his way out of a chicken bucket.
- Jeff: Um, don't you mean... - Clarence: Whoosh!
- Whoooooooo! - Jeff: Never mind.
[Students cheering] [sweeping music plays]
Thanks!
[Giggles]
[Munches]
Daddy like! [Students murmuring]
[clink] [both slurp]
And if we subtract 15 degrees from the overall batter
temperature, then how many packets of Rough Riders
Southwest Fiesta spice mix do we add? Anyone?
Sumo: Oh! Trick question! You don't add the spice mix
till after the chicken is cooked to golden brown.
Very good, Ryan.
[Wheels rolling]
Clarence: Jeff! Psst! Hey, Jeff!
- Pssssssssst! - Jeff: Shh!
I'm trying to learn about browning time.
Clarence: Browning? Yeah, but, Jeff, isn't this
supposed to be numbers class?
Jeff: You mean math? I-I can't remember.
Look. I almost have a full coupon book.
Oh, I must have spilled some sauce. Well, let me just get that.
Sumo: [panting, barking]
Clarence: Well, I guess it's kind of good
that Josh and Sumo are finally getting along.
They're like mother and daughter.
[Wheels rolling] [Thud]
All right, Rough Riders Elementary,
let's hear a big, enthusiastic "cluck, cluck, hooray!"
Audience: Cluck, cluck, hooray. Cluck, cluck, hooray.
I'm proud to say that our merger so far
has been a rousing success!
- Audience: Yay. - Clarence: Whoo-hoo!
Whoo! Whoo! Oh, yeah!
Whooooooooooo!
Whoooooo-ooo-ooo!
[Wearily] Whooo...whooo... whoo.
[Eerie sigh]
Something's off here.
Like, why did he say "Rough Riders Elementary"
- instead of "Aberdale Elementary"? - Jeff: Nonsense, Clarence.
[Robotically] You're starting to sound like you don't believe
in team Rough Riders. You've always loved Rough Riders.
[Slurps]
Clarence: Yeah, you're right. I'm probably just being paranoid.
Cluck! Cluck! Hooray!
Audience: Cluck. Cluck...
[Echoing] ...Hooraaaay!
Welcome to Rough Riders. Have a clucktacular day.
[Squishing] [distorted folksy music plays]
Clarence: [whistling]
Hey, Jeff, guess what I dreamed last night.
I dreamt that you and me was brothers, and, Sumo, you were
there, too, but your head was on a dog's body, and when ...
Wait ... Y'all aren't Jeff and Sumo!
Do you even go here?
[Grunts] Hey, Jeff, how come you're not sitting down?
Jeff, do you know where Sumo is?
I haven't seen him all day. Jeff?
[Feet stomping]
Well, 'scuse me! Unh!
[Stomping continues]
Jeff, wait! Jeff, wait!
Don't g-o-o-o-o-o-o!
Hello! You guys?!
Potato! Doorknob!
I like farts! Anything!
Unh!
Aaaaaaaaaah!
Aaaaaaah! Whoaaaaaa!
Aaah! Aaaaaaah! Whoa!
[Groaning]
[music continues] [chicken clucks]
Aaaaaaaaah!
[Sobs]
Wait a second.
Jeff: I have a bad feeling about this.
But I'm just gonna ignore it.
[Cackles] It's a pleasure doing business with you.
Sumo: As long as they're serving this sauce, I'm in.
Jeff: Is that nutmeg?
[Eerie sigh]
Clarence: It's the sauce!
It's the sa-a-a-a-a-a-uce!
It's the sauce. [Grunting]
[People chanting] Buk, buk, buk, cluck.
Cluck, buk, buk, buk, buk.
Cluck, cluck, buk.
♪ And now, as is tradition ♪
♪ I welcome you, Ryan Sumowski ♪
♪ to the Rough Riders family... ♪
Clarence: Sto-o-o-o-o-o-p!
[People murmuring]
Clarence: Sumo, n-o-o-o-o-o!
[Epic music plays]
Whaaaaaaah!
- Whaaaa... - Sumo: Oh! [Whimpering]
[moans] Clarence: Sumo, we got to get out of here, buddy.
Something's terribly wrong!
Buuuuuk! Buuuuuuuuuuuk!
After them!
[Clucks evilly]
[both grunting, panting]
[engine revs] [tires squeal]
[action music plays]
Clarence: Nature Kate? Chief Mack?
Rake Backburn? And Don Delaio?
- You're the best! - We're the best, kid!
Clarence: You came just in time. The Rough Riders showed up
and turned out to be alien chickens that take
over the school and the world and everything.
Don't worry, boys. We'll take it from here.
[Gleam!] [Boom!]
Clarence: Yay! We did it!
Oh, no! Shock wave! [Imitates explosions]
Whoo!
Whew! And that's why Rough Riders
chicken is my favorite food. The end.
[Students cheering]
Ahh.
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