♪ Adventure time, come on, grab your friends, we'll go to very distant lands. ♪
♪ With Jake the dog and Finn the human ♪
♪ the fun will never end. It's adventure time! ♪
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Princess, he did it! Root Beer Guy set up the force field!
- But he sacrificed himself to do it. - It's an ugly scene, man.
Let me see!
- Rest in peace, Root Beer Guy. - Give up now, Princess, and I,
Maja the Sky Witch, promise not to completely donk up your kingdom.
- I make no such promise. Darren must feed. - Oh, glob! Oh, oh, oh!
- Oh, well. What can you do? - Crunchy, chill. Chill.
Keepers of the clock, masters of dimension, bear witness!
By my power, I compel you to converge!
Past and present, be one! Awaken the terror of a forgotten age
in this moment that is all moments in the blink of an eye.
Darren, the ancient sleeper, arise!
I had a dream I was fighting an army that could birth new
soldiers from their own blood. I was endless. Does that make sense?
Yes. You want to go conquer the Candy Kingdom?
- What's that? - It's a place that contains the highest
levels of caring and sentimental affection in all of ooo.
What is caring? What kind of world is this?
It's a feeling I use in my magic to give me power.
Like this shirt that was once the prized possession of Princess Bubblegum.
With the feelings in this shirt, I was able to summon you.
I don't... walk me through this.
- All right. - This kingdom of candy...
- Yes? - I will lay it to waste, turn their people to salt.
- Yeah... - And garnish a million meals with the salt,
- which we will eat for eternity. - That's not my plan exactly,
but you'll be fine. I promise.
I promise, as well, to deliver destruction so thorough
- that all realities are affected. - Okay. We'll talk about that.
- All realities. - Hey! We'll talk about it!
Break this witch out, Darren.
How long will your force field hold, Gridface Princess?
The sleeper's magic is older then legend.
I don't know how he disabled both gumball guardians, but at least I know
my tech is tight. The field will hold long enough for you to think of a weak plan.
- Colonel Candy Corn? - Hrr, uh, yes, Princess.
Ready the cannons, you got me? If they get through that barrier,
- I don't want to have to use our ground troops. - Will do, Princess.
And let me just say... Thank you for putting this old crease back in the field.
I haven't been the same since my lovely Linda passed away.
- Yeah. Good luck. - Oh, I tried dating again, you know?
But these young girls think I'm too serious or something.
- Why don't you date someone your own age? - Peppermint Butler, come on!
Oh, women my age don't hang out. Where are they hiding?
I need a young girl with an old soul to heal my heart.
- This is taking too long. - Then do the thing!
I call forth the legion of Cadmus, the Dragon's Teeth!
What am I supposed to... Oh! Party's starting. Load 'em up, soldiers!
- Yeah, just put it in there. I don't know. - Oh, dang!
- Blah, gah, lah, glah! - Fire!
- Whoo! Blah! - Finn and Jake, are you ready... What the?
- Finn? Where the jam is Finn?! - I don't know.
- Weren't they just here? - What the jam?!
All right. Finn or no Finn, PB's got to get in that biz. Hyah!
- Why have you stopped firing? - We ran out of ammo, Colonel.
- That's nonsense, soldier. - Rah! Ah!
This is how you defend your kingdom! Fire, you wimps! Ya-ha!
- Ah! - For the kingdom!
- For the king... dom! - Oh, zang!
- Eat it, tranch! - Oh!
It's over, Princess. Prepare to be annihilated across all dimensions.
- Princess! No! - Wait, Darren! Dial it back.
I need her residual feelings.
What the flip is feelings? Darren only understands life and death!
- Wah! - What the slizz?
- Yeah, boy! - Hi, Darren.
- The Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant?! - Eli, were you asleep forever, too?
All this stuff is different now. What are we even doing here?
Yes, it's been a difficult adjustment.
- Blaze his face, Eli! - Yes, master.
Yo! Leave me out of it!
No!
Yeah, right.
- Finn, his weakness is his brain-seed. - Okay!
Thank you.
- Well, I guess my kids still have a daddy. - Bam, you dope!
Party tonight in the Candy Kingdom!
- Hey, where's Finn? - Hi!
Okay. Y'all bring food and bevs. Finn, you make the guac, all right?
- I'll the guaaaaaaaac. - Finn! Finn!
- Yo! What's up, A.P.T. Dubs-y? - What do I do now?
Dude, I don't know. Probably not go back in the basement.
You're so big'uns. You should be free, boy.
Free to do what? I need psychic commands.
Can you help me dice tomatoes for this guac?
- No. - You see, man, I feel weird giving you orders.
You should just do your own thing. Realize your potential.
But this is what I am... A war machine who serves its master.
No, man. You're more than that. Whoops!
I see into your brain, remember? You'll do great. Just go for it.
- I believe in you, man. Oh, word. Thanks. - Maybe Darren was right.
- There's no place for my ancient ways. - Don't think like that, dude!
Come back and see us whenevs!
I'm doing this for a reason. What choice is there?
- Hungry! Hungry! Hungry! - Must feed babies.
Hey! Elephant. I'm more ancient than you. Someday, I will engulf the solar system.
What was and what will be is meaningless. Meanwhile, you should wonder...
Are you just a two-headed pile of meat on a crash course with the cosmic dump?
Or do you contain the soul memory of a million dead stars?
How do you light a candle without a match?
- Hello? Who's that? Why can't I see jack? - You bonked your head. You're in a coma.
- But I can help. - Um, all right. Are you, like, powerful?
Yes. I can fly and do lasers from my nose.
Okay. I can run with this. Take me to the Candy Kingdom
- and shoot your laser nose at it. - No. I must decide, in this moment,
what is best. For now, I am the match and the candle.
- What? - I will be your friend and keep you alive,
- until you regain consciousness, maybe. - Ugh, that plan sounds like dirt!
- See through my eyes, Maja. - Ah! It's bright! Wait!
You're the flippin' elephant! You laser-nosed me! Somebody help!
- Oh, my glob! Somebody! - Well, this wasn't part of my plan.
Hey, man. I'm gonna eat you.