♪ There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation ♪
♪ and school comes along just to end it ♪
♪ So the annual problem for our generation ♪
♪ is finding a good way to spend it ♪
♪ Like maybe ♪
♪ Building a rocket, or fighting a mummy ♪
♪ or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪
♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist ♪
Hey!
♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪
♪ Creating nano-bots or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪
It's over here!
♪ Finding a dodo bird Painting a continent ♪
♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪
Phineas!
♪ As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do ♪
♪ before school starts this fall ♪
Come on, Perry.
♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪
Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
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All set, sir.
Okay, just this once, fireside girl,
I'm going to let you ask about my business.
Denmother, are you a puppet?
Hey, I'm a marionette. Forget about it.
Have you got a family? Go home to your family, huh?
Wow, Isabella, you have some mad marionette skills.
- Thank you, Phineas. - I know I use this word a lot,
but you and the fireside girls were awesome-tacular!
I wish more people could experience your talents.
Well, we only have so many folding chairs.
Maybe it would help if your puppets were bigger.
- What do you mean Buford? - My uncle Oslo from Oslo
used to make huge marionette puppets!
People would come from miles around to see 'em.
Or at least they would have if he ever finished one.
Wait, Oslo's in Norway. I thought your family was Dutch.
Eh.
Nevertheless, Buford, I think you may be onto something.
We could build a huge, weird puppet and you guys could
take your marionette skills to the people in the streets.
Yeah, that'll freak 'em out.
So what do you say, Isabella?
- Are you ready to take the next step? - Oh, Phineas! Yes, I've been right here
in front of you all along just waiting for you to...
Oh, wait, you were talking about the puppet, weren't you?
Well, yeah, what were you talking about?
Nothing! I, uh, was just...
Hey, where's Perry?
Agent P, we have a situation.
Dennis, the rogue agent, formerly our most wanted rodent.
- Lagomorph, sir. - What's that, Carl?
Sir, they used to be considered rodents,
but were reclassified in the early 20th century.
Oh, well, I'll have to fix that then.
Carl, run out and buy me a new set of encyclopedias.
- A set of what, sir? - Hmm.
Anyway, Dennis, the most wanted lagomorph,
miraculously escaped from OWCA's maximum security prison
sometime this morning. Evidence suggests that
Dennis was snatched away by a ninja disco robot.
If this isn't the work of Doofenshmirtz then...
- Carl will eat my hat. - Hey!
I got your 22- and-a-half tons of reclaimed pine logs.
Hey, aren't you a little young to be driving a semi-trailer
with 22-and-a-half tons of reclaimed pine logs?
No. No, I'm not.
♪ Babyface trucking ♪
♪ our drivers look like children but they're not ♪
Now back up. Here come your logs.
Thanks, babyface trucking guy!
Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta head home.
It's nap time.
- Is that everything, Phineas? - Yep!
Let's build us a huge marionette!
♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! ♪
You can come out now, Dennis the rabbit!
Aw, look, how cute! He's cute! Isn't he cute, Norm?
He's adorable! And so soft, and warm, and squishy!
Okay, back off, lennie, you're creeping me out.
And you, you're not fooling anybody with that cutesy stuff.
I happen to know that you are a very bad bunny.
And I am, like, totally cool with that!
See, I want to defeat Perry the platypus and take over Tri-State-Area
and what I think I'm lacking is a certain animal instinct to get the job done.
You have animal instincts.
But what you lack is the evil scientist technology.
And that is something that I have. So, using my evil scientist skills,
I'll make it possible for you to defeat Perry the platypus
while I watch from a safe distance.
And together, we'll take over the Tri-State Area!
What do you say? Are you with me?
Great! I always wanted a rodent for a partner.
- Lagomorph, sir. - Gesundheit.
Wow, this thing's so cool, Phineas! Everyone ready?
All ready back here. How you doin', Ferb?
Come on, everyone, let's take this show to the crowd!
♪ Giant marionette. ♪
♪ walk, walk, giant puppet girl so sweet ♪
♪ shift, and slowly blink ♪
♪ freak out the people on the street ♪ ♪ they don't know what to think ♪
♪ move your articulated parting jaw ♪
♪ bow your head politely ♪
♪ drift through the crowd like a european ghost ♪
♪ now raise your hand just like me ♪
♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
It looks like she's trying to tell us
something important in her own silent, enigmatic way.
I feel this puppet is telling us to look into our souls
and find the power to embrace love for all humanity.
Hey, everyone! The Viking is right!
♪ moving slowly, ♪
♪ shifting slightly ♪
♪ just by moving slowly and shifting slightly ♪
♪ the puppet fireside girl is telling us ♪
♪ to look into our souls and find the power ♪
♪ to embrace love for all humanity ♪
Now, before I let you loose on the OWCA,
this should make you much more formidable.
I like to call it my, my, my, my, my...
I guess the escalator wasn't such a good idea after all.
Oh, well, live and learn.
Anyway, I like to call it my Transmogrification-backpack-inator!
It'll give you a robotic exoskeleton that can transform into almost anything.
And it's perfect to wear undercover. No one will ever suspect.
Except maybe to say "hey, look, there's a rabbit wearing a backpack."
Go ahead, give it a try.
Hey! What the heck, man?
I live here. You can't go blowing holes in my stuff.
Now, try it again.
Uh, okay. Also, no smashing things in here.
I'm gonna have to make a list for you, aren't I?
Hey! Wait! Let me open the...
...roof.
It's true. Ferb told me. It's called ..., Stacy. {*}
They scrape it from the lining of a calf's stomach to make cheese.
And yet when I wanna talk about sushi, you say it's disgusting.
Oh, my gosh! Cutie Patootie!
My long lost pet rabbit! Where have you been?
Oh, honey bunny! Was Perry bothering you?
Poor little fluffy britches Patootie pants.
- Let me get you home. - Stay down, breakfast. Stay down.
Hey, guys, the crowd is loving it!
Isabella, I'm all puppeted out.
What say we take a little break and get some eats?
Let's take five.
Cutie Patootie, I got your chowzie-wowzie!
Oh! Stacy, he's gone!
- Where do you think he went? - Maybe he's down at the docks.
Yeah, maybe he... Down at the docks?
Or maybe he's just playing with his friends.
Giant marionette.
Time to see how my little friend is doing.
You see, I installed a bunch of nano-bot cameras on his backpack.
- Who installed them? - It was my idea.
Oh! There he is! And he's fighting a giant puppet girl.
There's something very familiar about the way she fights.
Wait a minute. Perry the platypus?
That does it. I'm going down there.
The big difference is that the marionette has strings
while a puppet is hollow, so it can be manipulated from within.
But that doesn't mean that a marionette can't be hollow or
a puppet has strength. The thing to remember is that some
people take the subject very seriously, even though,
technically, there's no difference grammatically.
I looked it up.
There he is, Norm!
Down there! On top of the puppet.
Lower. Perfect.
Gotcha!
Give up, Perry the platypus!
You know nothing of puppetry! Ow!
Okay, I, I admit it, you, you do have a certain knack for it...
Oh, okay, well, maybe "knack" wasn't the right word.
Oh, no. No, no.
Ow!
Curse you, Perry the...
platypus! I was trying to say platypus.
Okay, well, I guess I'll see you both later!
Unless I miss my guess, I'm on my way to Norway, so, uh,
take it easy, Dennis the rogue rabbit,
and, uh, curse you, Perry the platypus!
Mr. Patootie!
- Where are you? - There he is!
Mr. Patootie!
What do you know, he was down at the docks!
Aw, cutie Patootie, I'm so glad you're safe and sound.
- There you are, Perry. - Cool, Candace, you found your rabbit.
Oh, look, there he is. My pet bunny, Mr. Bigelow.
I've been looking everywhere for you!
Get over here, you naughty lagomorph!
But he's... Do I have to?
- Well, he is a lagomorph. - Oh, okay. Here.
You've been a bad little bunny.
Now let's get you back to your special room.
I don't know, there was something weird about those two.
What do you mean, Candace?
Rabbit owners come in all shapes and sizes.
A flight helmet and cowboy boots?
I think the tall one was wearing a wig.
And the other one had a false mustache.
Plus, they're leaving by helicopter.
You do realize that none of those observations
disprove my statement, right?
Yeah.
♪ Doofenshmirtz' swanky new evil lair! ♪
Yeah, it's swanky!
♪ it's an even swap a variation on a timeshare ♪
♪ you can use the kitchen and the hallway closet ♪
♪ don't touch the rocket ♪
♪ or you'll lose your deposit ♪
♪ it's an old school evil hideout vacation swap ♪
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