♪ There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation ♪
♪ and school comes along just to end it ♪
♪ So the annual problem for our generation ♪
♪ is finding a good way to spend it ♪
♪ Like maybe ♪
♪ Building a rocket, or fighting a mummy ♪
♪ or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪
♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist ♪
Hey!
♪ Or giving a monkey a shower ♪
♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪
♪ Creating nano-bots or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪
It's over here!
♪ Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent ♪
♪ Or driving our sister insane ♪
Phineas!
♪ As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do ♪
♪ before school starts this fall ♪
Come on, Perry.
♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! ♪
Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
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Hi, Mom. Stacy and I are gonna have lunch here at the mall.
so we'll be hanging out a little longer.
I thought you probably would.
Candace: Are the boys doing anything bustable yet?
Not yet. Although, they are trying to figure out
how they can both use the push broom at the same time.
Candace: Okay, keep me posted.
Hey, Mom. We're going down to the park to fly our kites.
You guys want a ride or something?
I thought you had to meet with those landscaper guys.
Oh right! I forgot!
[reading]
Chorus: # Du Bois landscape artists #
Also, that's yesterday's paper.
I thought the city council was getting a little redundant.
[car honking]
[in British accent] Hello. I'm Pierre Du Bois, one-day landscape artist.
Hi. Oh, it's not [pronouncing in French] Du Bois?
No. It's just like it's spelled. It's French.
Chorus: # Du Bois landscape artists #
♪ it's just like it's spelled, it's French ♪
Except Floraine ain't French. He's from Dutch.
[speaking Dutch]
That's Dutch for, "it's nice to meet you."
[chuckles] To my American ears, it almost sounded like, "where's Perry?"
Chorus: # Perry! #
[video game sounds]
Ah, Agent P, special surveillance photos tell us that
Doof has been outfitting his skiff with something large.
- It's hard to tell what it is... - Sir, I looked out the window at this
building just now and I saw the mysterious object was
- actually a bucket. A huge bucket... - Carl!
Why didn't we just look out the window in the first place?
- I don't know, sir. - Doggone it, Carl.
We can't keep wasting our funds like this. Well anyway, Agent P,
I guess you can go over there and see what he's gonna do with that large bucket.
- Carl: Is he gone? - Yeah, come on. Let's go to Vegas.
Hey, Baljeet! Check this out.
It's a kite, but it totally looks like a pirate ship.
That is very nice. Have you seen my kite?
Whoa! Is there even gonna be enough wind for something like that?
There should be, with Phineas's wind amplification device.
So, how does this work again?
You start by blowing a bit of wind into the intake funnel.
[inhales, blows]
[bubbling] Then we add super cold liquid nitrogen to cool things down,
cold air sinks, until it starts to warm back up again.
And that's when we heat it up with a giant blowtorch. And then as it accelarates,
it sucks up more air volume and eventually blows it out of an acceleration cone.
[bird screams]
But that was just one big puff of air. How can we fly kites like that?
Simple. Irving has volunteered to keep puffing air into the intake.
I've been eating mint all morning. You know, so it won't be stinky.
That's very thoughtful of you, Irving.
I didn't really do it for you.
So, here's the yard. I want something nice out here.
I think you know what to do. You are the landscapers, after all.
[speaking Dutch]
Actually, we're landscape artists.
Do I need to show you the car door again?
- Chorus: # Du Bois landsca... # - No, no, it's fine.
I'll be inside if you need me.
[speaking Dutch]
No, I didn't get the money up-front.
Is everyone's kite ready?
- Baljeet: All set. - Isabella and Buford: Ready.
- Okay, Irving, let her rip. - Roger, wilco!
[inhales, blows]
- Isabella: It's working. - Buford: Wow! Minty!
Ahoy and avast, ye swarthy dogs!
Wow, Buford, you look like a real pirate.
That's nothing. Watch this. Fire!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Hey, Phineas! Watch this, I'm jumping clouds! Whee!
That's awesome, Isabella! Watch this.
Now I'm in a car.
[bird screeching]
Enjoy your little welcome to Danville luncheon, ladies!
For soon, Grulinda, you shall taste the wrath of my...
Perry the platypus!
Oh, before I forget, I got you a little lair-warming gift.
[laughs] You fell for the old "spring-loaded cable trap hidden in a ring box" trick.
What? That... That's a thing.
Obviously. But I bet you're wondering why I'm spying on a garden party.
Okay, maybe you're not wondering, but I'm going to tell you anyway.
Doofenshmirtz: It all started when I was a child back in Drusselstein,
there was this mean girl named Grulinda.
Every day she would pour water on my head.
[cackling] Ow!
- No matter where I was... - Ow! [cackling]
... or what I was doing...
[cackling] Ow! Stop throwing water on me!
[father speaking German]
But, by some wonderful twist of fate, she has moved here to Danville. See?
"Grulinda Boubenweir moves to Danville.
"Party to be held in her honor at Danville park."
And the party just started.
I don't know how they got this picture in the magazine so quick.
Eh, guess they're trying to compete with the internet.
But I digress. I can finally have my revenge
with this! The sogg-inator! [laughing]
Now, I will fly over her party
and douse her with a lifetime of soggy humiliation!
What? Oh, you think that it's petty
that I've held on to this grudge for so long.
Well, well, it's not petty. It's not.
It's evil or something. It's not petty.
Okay, guys. I'm dying to see what you...
- [cat yowling] What is that? - Well, it's not finished yet,
but it's a juxtaposition of the irrigated world of the suburban
lawn and the dryness of the natural summer environment.
A water bucket dumping desert cacti.
Honeysuckle basket, wheat grass handle,
extra spikey barrel cacti in place of the water.
That looked... That's... [grunts]
[speaking Dutch]
Not to worry. Great art always takes time before it's accepted.
[phone ringing] Hello?
Mom. I need you to go into my closet and tell me whether...
Candace, I... Look, call me back in a few minutes.
- I'm a little ticked off right now. - What happened?
Du Bois have made a huge mess in the yard. They've ripped
up the lawn, there's a giant bucket and a bunch of cactuses.
I'm so mad! I gotta go.
Candace, what's wrong?
It's the boys. [softly] They're busted.
♪ I don't believe it, Stacy ♪
♪ the moment is here ♪
♪ my brothers are busted ♪
♪ put it on the blogosphere ♪
♪ I've been vindicated ♪
♪ there's no more to discuss ♪
♪ I did not anticipate it it's a straight-up bust ♪
♪ it's a straight-up bust say it all over town ♪
♪ things are lookin' up because my brothers went down ♪
♪ it's a brand new day may take a while to adjust ♪
♪ and it makes me wanna say, ♪
♪ "everybody, it's a straight-up bust!" ♪
Doofenshmirtz: We should be over Grulinda's party any minute.
Then it's soggy revenge time! Whoa! It's windy up here.
If that keeps up, I won't have enough water to dump on her.
[banging]
What? Did you hear that?
[inhales, blows] [drop]
Uh-oh.
All: Whoa!
- Isabella: It's getting a little rainy. - Buford: A little?
- Looks like we'd better climb down. - Just remember, Baljeet,
the captain always goes down with the ship.
Oh, boy, a promotion! Hey!
All: Whee!
What's that noise? [screams]
What the heck, man? You've been dumping out my water?
Well, this had better not be empty.
Pierre: Okay, Linda, I know you're gonna love this.
This is the irrigation wheel.
Each section represents a different section of the garden.
It's a comment on the capricious nature of our existence.
Some get water and live, others go dry and die.
This is ridiculous. I don't want to end up with a yard full of dead plants!
[speaking Dutch]
- What did he say? - He said, "great art takes time!" in Dutch.
Hey, what are you... Oh!
Hey, watch the ailerons. Whoa!
[crashing]
[yelps] Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[screaming]
[continues screaming]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, you!
[growls] I almost dumped a giant bucket of water on you and your
party but then there was this whole mishap with a platypus...
But I will get you next time.
Revenge is a dish best served soggy, Grulinda!
- Uh, Grulinda's over there, bub. - Oh, you're not... [clears throat]
- All right, Gru... - Wait, is that... hold on one second.
[gasps] Soggybottom Heinz Doofenshmirtz! It is you!
Wow, you've changed. You used to be so...
You know, what's the polite way to say it?
You know, like this one. [whispers] Ugly.
Oh-ho, you're on my list now, buddy.
- So, why are you being so nice to me? - Nice? I don't understand.
You picked on me all through grade school.
[laughs]
I poured all that water on you because I liked you.
Really? Well, I guess you must have liked me a lot,
'cause there was a lot of, you know, water.
♪ I've got more time to play ♪
♪ and this is totally a straight-up ♪
♪ my life's a big buffet ♪
♪ and this is totally a straight-up ♪
♪ I know this sounds cliche ♪
♪ but this totally a straight-up bust ♪
Wait, what am I doing?
Stacy, get me off of this thing. I need to see what boys have done.
She holds the thorns, which symbolize the hardships of being a mom.
And she holds pink jasmine, which symbolizes the joy of children.
This is the most...
sweet and adorable thing I've ever seen.
"Sweet and adorable"? She's mocking us!
[speaking Dutch]
It is so good to see you after all these years.
Just look at you. Oh, come here my little soggybottom.
- [stammering] Yeah, well, you hug now? - Oh, why are you all wet?
[chuckles] Funny thing, I was flying over your party
with a giant bucket of water and this platypus hit me with a...
Why were you flying over my party with a big bucket of water?
- He was gonna dump it on you for revenge. - Okay, now you're on my list!
- Revenge? For what? - Well, you know, you did dump water
- on me when we were little... - Heinz, I was eight!
Have you been holding this petty grudge all these years?
[stammering] Well, no, it's not petty.
I was explaining to the platypus earlier. It's not petty exactly...
Well, here you go, I pour water on your head! [groans]
Wait, was that for the vengeance thing, or do you still like me?
Yeah, it was for the vengeance thing. [clank]
Tell me! What did the boys do in the backyard?
- How much trouble are they in? - Well, at first I thought
Du Bois were the world's worst landscapers,
- but they're growing on me. - Landscapers?
Yeah, here, let me show you.
So, I figure we can attach the seat right here.
Here they are, mom.
- Show me what they did. - What did who do?
Whoa! Wait! Where did it all go?
- [humorlessly] Ha, ha. - How is that even possible?
- Very funny, Mom. - It was all here just a second ago.
I have never been so insulted in my life!
She called it sweet and adorable.
[speaking Dutch]
By the way, Floraine, I have no idea what you're saying.
Would you rather I spoke in English?
Well, yeah, now that you mention it. Yes.
♪ I don't believe it, Stacy, the moment is here ♪
♪ my brothers are busted put it on the blogosphere ♪
♪ I've been vindicated there's no more to discuss ♪
♪ I did not anticipate it it's a straight-up bust ♪
♪ it's a straight-up bust say it all over town ♪
♪ things are lookin' up because my brothers went down ♪
♪ it's a brand new day may take a while to adjust ♪
♪ and it makes me wanna say, "everybody, it's a straight-up bust!" ♪
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