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- Go, Chewy. Go, Chewy. - Go, Chewy.
This is most frightful.
I really don't think we should be celebrating
quite so vociferously. And so prematurely.
- Threepio, stop worrying. We won. - Yeah, relax, Goldiepants.
Vader's nowhere within a million sectors of us.
Okay, I saw that. And I can take care of those pests.
- This'll be no biggie. - Yes, biggie.
You'll never escape me now.
I don't think they can hear you, sir.
Unless you've got a radio transmitter inside your head thing,
which would be really cool. I mean, super cool.
You're just so c-cool.
Got any bright ideas, genius?
As a matter of fact, Your Worship...
- No, we're cooked. - I have an idea.
Pulling the stick this way makes it go backward, right?
Look, if you think we can back out of this...
So this makes it go forward.
Are you crazy?
Is he crazy?
After them.
Now. Match their every move.
Ah, we lost them.
And you dented my head thing.
Well, I gotta hand it to you, kid.
It was a risky move, but it worked like a charm.
You know, Han, Jedi can do some pretty amazing things.
And now, if you'll allow me, I'll quietly take us into hyperspace.
Wrong button.
Funkadelic starship at nine o'clock.
Prepare my fighter ship.
- So, what was that about the Jedi again? - Nothing.
You've escaped me for the last time.
I don't think they can hear you, sir.
Everybody, stop saying that.
Reckless, young Skywalker's move was.
Not ready to be a Jedi yet, he is.
I'm talking to myself again, I am.
Master Yoda. Are you here?
Obi-Wan Kenobi. You, can it be?
Yes. I bring wonderful news.
And some not so great news.
Did you see the part where I came to Luke
as just a voice, and I was all like,
"Use the Force, Luke,"
and that's how he blew up the Death Star?
Did you see it?
Yes. Thrilling it was.
So saw it again, I did. But need more training, Luke does.
Unearth the Holocrons, we must now.
Teach Luke the way of the Jedi, they will.
And to think we almost didn't have them at all.
Remember our last mission?
Yes, remember it well. I do.
I'll remind you anyway because it was so exciting.
The Empire had just risen.
Anakin became Darth Vader, which was bad,
- No! - but he didn't know he
had two children now, which was good.
So we had to hide Luke and Leia before we went into hiding.
It is done. The boy is on Tatooine,
far from any other living creature.
Can I help you?
They were easily startled.
I'm glad Luke is safe. My wife and I have little Leia.
And into exile on Dagobah, I have gone.
Then we have done all we can.
Until we meet again, my friends, we...
Wait. Saved the Holocrons from the Jedi Temple you did, right?
Me? You said you were going to do it.
Didn't, no I. You to do it I told.
Why hard so to understand me find it you?
The Holo-what-nows?
The Holocrons.
The sacred crystals that hold all of Jedi history.
We'll need to get those out of the Temple
if we're ever to train Luke.
Bad this is.
Meet at the rendezvous point on Kashyyk we must at once.
I'll get there as soon as I can.
Even sooner I think.
Agh. They're back, and in greater numbers.
Hey, stop. Jedi emergency.
So? Do you like my new theme song?
- Marvellous. - Boo. Boo.
You'll pay for your treachery.
But on my planet, booing is cheering.
- See? Boo. Boo. - Enough.
Thanks to Order 66, the Jedi are no more,
and I rule the galaxy.
Disobey me and you will feel the wrath of my new apprentice.
Rise, Lord Vader!
Never underestimate the power of the...
Hang on, getting used to these new legs.
Take your time.
Almost got it. Here I go.
Never underestimate the power of the...
Whoa!
I can still hurt you from down here.
Unanswered our call for help has gone.
We'll just have to go to the Jedi Temple and steal the Holocrons ourselves.
But the Emperor thinks you're dead.
- Going there would be foolhardy. - Foolhardy, eh?
- Well, count me in. - Huh?
Now, who here's got the guts to go with me?
Threepio?
That's my name, Beardo, don't wear it out.
Beardo? What's gotten into you?
If you recall, I had the protocol droid's mind wiped.
It didn't quite work out the way we expected.
Look, I don't know you jokers, but if there's a mission,
then I say we should stop dilly-dallying and get on with it.
Ooh. Like this new Threepio I do.
- Thank you, little green boy. - Hmph. Have you sold for parts, I could.
Did somebody call for backup?
- My Padawans! - We escaped to the Outer Rim,
- but we came as soon as we got your call. - And we brought a friend.
I am ready to fight...
...for the You Guys.
14-JEK. Came you did. And not at the last second this time.
Yeah, that was getting old.
Looks like we've got a strike team.
Room for one more?
Master Yoda, you can count on me.
Look. It's, um... our old friend.
You remember me, don't you?
Yes. Happy to see you I am, um... my man.
I'm Nogata, but you guys all call me Rusty.
Yoda, you were my teacher. I was in the Academy with Obi-Wan.
- You remember me, don't you? - Of course. Rusty.
And we're back together again, aren't we, old chum?
Just like at the Battle Of Muktuk?
Ha-ha, yes, Muktuk. Now that was a battle.
There was no Battle Of Muktuk.
I'm sorry. You're just not that memorable.
Not memorable? I was your lab partner.
- What? - And your roommate.
Yoda, we've reached the staging area.
And we are ready to kick Imperial bottom.
Kick it, I hope you do.
Monitor the mission we will from the command ship.
My ship is bigger, you know.
When the Jedi Master you become, choose the ship you can.
And who gets to ride in it.
Request permission to engage cool new superpower?
Permission granted.
Cool.
What? Huh?
Okay, the Holocron Vault is...
Thanks. This way.
Uh-oh.
Being bad...
is not... good!
I don't mind watching this now because I know how it all ends.
Unforeseen this is.
Get the Emperor out of there somehow you must.
Rusty, can you draw fire from...
Oh, sure, now you remember me!
How many times can I say I'm sorry?
It's all being handled, people.
- You've got some real heroes on the job. - That's right, we're on this.
- What's our plan again? - This! Hello, boys.
This is not the droid you're looking for.
What are you doing?
Not being a fraidy-cat. How about you?
The Five-Oh-First legion is under attack
by an unknown droid and unknown coward.
I repeat. We're under attack.
The Five-Oh-First? That's my guys.
Sorry.
What is going on out there?
Now my popcorn will go stale. I hate when that happens.
The coast is clear.
Entering the Holocron Vault now.
Wonderful. And great work creating a distraction, Senator.
We're proud of you.
Don't mention it.
Ha-ha. A droid?
The odds of you beating my troops are 750,000 to one.
Never tell me the odds.
Huh? Ahh!
There are the Holocrons. A whole lot of Holocrons.
Let's get packing.
This is gonna be a walk in the park.
- Hey. Give me those back. - Oh, for the love of bricks.
Now, it's your lot in life to suffer.
Throw your weapons down at once.
Why don't you make me, oh, Great Masked Weirdo?
You're pretty cocky for a protocol droid.
A protocol droid? Me?
Hah, so I am. Then what am I doing with a blaster?
Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Senator, save me.
- Senator Organa? - I don't know him. He's not with me.
I have nothing to do with stealing the Holocrons.
The Holocrons!
Well, at least we're safe now.
Guess again.
Get them!
Just a few more seconds and we're in the clear.
A Sith Clone is no match for the original.
Well, well, well. If it isn't my old Padawan friends.
And Rusty.
Finally someone remembers me. Thank you.
Still glad you remembered me.
- We're not afraid of you, Anakin! - My name is Darth Vader.
The Padawans are in trouble. We have to go down and help them.
No. Trust them we must. Babies they are not.
The Force is with you, young one,
- but you are not a Jedi yet. - Well, duh. I'm only 12.
Rusty!
- Got it. Catch. - Now I can fight.
Wait, I have a better idea. Follow me.
We can hide in here.
You're stepping on my face!
Well, you're pulling on my tummy wires.
Well, kids, school's out...
forever.
Let her go, Anakin. Let her go.
Can it be?
Obi-Wan Kenobi. How foolish of you to come back.
I will not let you destroy everything I have worked for.
Your anger and your lust for power have already done that.
You thought I was too distracted by anger to achieve ultimate power.
Well, who's distracted now? What the...?
You will learn your place, Young One.
Ha!
Gotcha.
The Holocrons.
All available youths to the Jedi Temple
landing pad. Now!
Yes, Lord Vader.
- Whew. I'm getting out of this. - Me first.
Get your head down...
You pushed me.
Rebel, fire!
Hurry. They can't have gotten far.
See you later, Angry Vader.
What?
Let me steer.
Uh-oh.
Now look what you've done, you twit.
Stop being so mean.
I will hunt you to the end of the galaxy.
I don't think they can hear you, sir.
I've never thought of that before, thanks for pointing it out.
Now, after them.
Worried I am. Too quiet it is.
Busy enough for you now?
- Oh, no, I'm hit. - Jek!
Oh, no!
The Holocrons!
Hang on to those Holocrons, Rusty.
They'll never forget me now.
Now I have them.
I don't want to die. Turn us around!
I'm trying.
Hm?
Oh, no. Look what they've done to my ship!
Actually, I kind of like it.
Yoda, the Holocrons are safe.
All thanks to Threepio and Senator Organa.
That was almost a terrible fiasco.
And I'm not proud of how I acted.
You're going to have my mind wiped again, aren't you?
Yeah.
There. The Holocrons are buried where Vader will never find them.
Hm. Better mark the spot so I'll know where they are
when the time is right.
That should do it.
That was thrilling.
Yes. Forgot how good I used to look I did.
Yes. And we learned a valuable lesson that day.
Sometimes the best way to help a young Jedi
is to stay out of the way.
Yes. Quick, rush to Luke. Tell him of the Holocrons now.
Yes, Master. Ghost Obi-Wan away.
It's only a matter of time now.
Ugh. Can't you fly this thing any better?
Hey, I'm not the one who got us into this mess!
- Your boyfriend did. - He's not my boyfriend, you jerk.
Oh, man. I tried to be a hero and I blew it.
There, there, Master Luke.
You'll always be a hero to me. And R2.
I thought this Jedi stuff would be easy, but it's really hard.
I wish Ben was here.
He'd know what to do.
Luke. Trust your feelings.
Ben? Is that you?
You need more training.
I have news that will help you become
the greatest Jedi of all time.
Ah! A ghost!
Luke, no. No, no. Listen to me. The Jedi Holocrons...
Don't touch me. Get away.
Nice going, kid. That was the Hyperdrive control!
You can't get rid of me that easily.
Tell me about it.
I don't know where we're gonna come out of hyperspace.
Well, I do! We'll be heading right into a planet.
I'm sorry, Luke. I was only trying to help.
I guess I just don't know when to stop.
Well, next time, scare somebody else.
- Scare somebody else! - Know when to stop!
That's it.
We're coming out in three, two...
I hope this button makes us stop.
- Are you trying to kill us? - Not us. Look.
Huh?
Holy Mos Eisley. Reverse!
- Hello, Darth. - A g-g-ghost!
Ani. It's meesa. Jar Jar.
- My name is Dar... - These are my kids-a.
Jo Jo, Jay Jay, and Jee Jee.
Meetsa your Uncle Ani.
This day is not going in my diary.
- You did it, kid. - No. I got lucky.
That won't be enough to defeat Vader next time.
I'm gonna need a whole lot of help.
Humble Luke is now. Guidance he will accept.
Ready for the Holocrons he is.
How can you be sure?
Told me themselves they have.
Call to him, they will. And hear their call he will.
Holocrons?
For strong in him, the Force is.
But others strong with the Force there are.
The Holocrons.
But the question there is.
Who will get to the Holocrons first?
Utinni.
Utinni!
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