Hi, my name is Adore Delano I'm two years old and I'm from the ocean
I came up with Adore because I'm clearly adorable
And then my last name "Delano" means "Of the Night"
But in other origins it means "Swamp" or "Anus"
So I guess I'm a Swampy Anus. At Night.
I'm not a boy. So rude
Before I put the wig on, My name is Danny.
I just feel like, whatever comes to my mind
I create tag lines without even trying
Because I'm that fucking awesome And I totally got it going on
In the shower, I sing everything
Because, I'm a mermaid and I grew up singing
so that the humans can hear me from above
My mother is my biggest fan
She's crazy, she's a tall one What she's a extra large
She'll beat me up for even saying that
But she really is like my Michelle Visage
Like, as soon as I walk out the door
She like, run after me like "Change those shoes"
"Make sure your hair it's bigger"
I'm just like "whatever" She's from the 80's
So I take advantage of her criticism
I don't have a style, I shop at driftstores because I like wearing people stories
And I just feel so passionate With stories that I make up in my head
With a fucking shit that I wear in driftstores
My favorite queen it's probably Alaska
I just love her roughness
I wanna see a damn singing challenge this season
So I can slay this hookers
If I have to lipsynch for my life
I wanna lipsynch to "Custom Made" By little Kim
What I hope to learn on the show this season
Are the mentality of those peagent queens that don't get
that my hair it's naturally pink And that I could rock it.