[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
>> 12 TRILLION YEARS BEFORE THE
ALLEGED BIG BANG LIVED
KING STAR KING, THE GREATEST
HERO WHO EVER WAS, IS, OR SHALL
BE.
>> HA HA!
FELICITATIONS ARE IN ORDER FOR
ME, POOZA!
TONIGHT I DECLARE MY LOVE FOR
THE PRINCESS SNOW WHITE.
>> FWEE!
HOT DIGGITY-DIGGITY ZING!
WOW!
SMART MOVE, BOSS!
[ SCREECHES ]
>> I STOP YOU, KING STAR KING.
FOR TODAY I TAKE YOUR SOUL!
>> SILENCE, DEVIL DEATH CHIMP!
I EXPUNGE YOUR ROTTING FACE.
>> AAH!
[ SPLAT! ]
RINGS FROM THE EARS OF DEATH.
CAN THERE BE A MORE ROMANTIC
GIFT?
>> ♪ SEXUALLY PURE ♪
♪ FREE OF GUILT ♪
♪ FREE OF TAINT ♪
♪ UNFIDDLED WITH ♪
♪ SKIN LIKE MILK ♪
>> FOR YOU, SNOW WHITE, THE
EARRINGS OF DEATH HIMSELF!
>> [ GASPS ]
KING STAR KING, I'M NAKED!
>> UH...
HM, SO YOU ARE.
BLBLBLBLBLBLBBLBLBLBLBL.
>> OOH!
[ GIGGLES ]
[ ENGINE IDLING ]
[ ENGINE REVS ]
HAIL, GOD STAR GOD!
KING STAR KING IS GAZING UPON
THE EROTIC NAKEDNESS OF YOUR
DAUGHTER IN THE ROYAL LAVATORY!
>> RAAH! RAAH?! NAKED?!
RAAAAAAAAAH!
>> BLBLBLBLBLBLBL.
>> KING STAR KING, YOU ROTTEN,
STINKING PERVERTOPHILE!
I ERASE YOUR MEMORY AND EXILE
YOU FROM THIS REALLY COOL PLACE!
[ SPLURT! ]
FOREVER!
>> KING STAR KING'S MIND WAS
ERASED.
HE WAS EXILED FROM THE HEAVENLY
REALM AND MAGICALLY TELEPORTED
INTO A DUMPSTER BEHIND AN
ALL-NIGHT WAFFLE RESTAURANT
LOCATED IN THE KRUDZONE, A
PLACE FILLED WITH DISEASED
WOMEN, TERRIBLE FOOD, AND SOME
MONSTERS.
>> FAT MAN BREAKFAST SPECIAL
SIDE OF BACON, TWO OVER EASY!
>> FAT MAN BREAKFAST SPECIAL
SIDE OF BACON, LET IT BE SO!
[ DING! ]
[ BELL RINGS ]
[ TWINKLING ]
>> WHAT THE HELL?
[ ALL GASP ]
HOLY PISS BUCKET, IT'S
SNOW WHITE IN MY WAFFLE JOINT!
WELCOME TO HANK'S WAFFLES,
PRINCESS SNOW WHITE,
YOUR MAJESTY.
WHAT BRINGS YOU DOWN TO THE
KRUDZONE WITH US REPULSIVE
KRUDZONIANS?
>> WE'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR
SOMEONE FOR A LONG TIME.
YOU DON'T KNOW OF
KING STAR KING, DO YOU?
>> KING STAR KING?
IN THIS FART HOLE?
[ CHUCKLES ]
HEY, BIG BOOBS, FILL UP THE
PRINCESS' WATER GLASS.
YOU SEEM YOU SEEM SAD.
HOW'BOUT A WAFFLE?
>> HOW RUDE OF ME.
THIS IS YOUR LIVELIHOOD.
YES, KIND SIR, YOUR BEST WAFFLE.
>> ONE SUPREME WAFFLE PLATTER
NOW, AND MAKE IT HOT!
IT'S FOR A MOTHER[BLEEP]
PRINCESS!
[ DING! ]
>> ORDER UP!
>> [ GASPS ] IT CAN'T BE!
I'VE SEARCHED THE GIGANTIVERSE
FOR YOU!
>> MADAM, MY EGGS ARE BURNING.
>> DON'T YOU REMEMBER?
PERHAPS THIS WILL HELP.
[ MOANING ]
>> I'M STARTING TO REMEMBER.
MY MEMORY WAS ERASED.
>> FWEE!
>> RAAAAH!
>> I AM KING STAR KING, AND YOU
ARE MY BRIDE!
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
>> IT SEEMS A FAIRY-TALE ENDING
IS IN ORDER.
BUT PRINCESSES SHOULD NEVER
WANDER INTO THE KRUDZONE, FOR
WHEN THEY DO, THEY ARE NO LONGER
PROTECTED BY THEIR ROYAL REALM.
>> GIVE ME ONE ORDER OF FINE
ROYAL POONANI TO GO!
>> IT'S THAT SPRING BUNNY
THE DUKE OF WRONG!
>> RIGHT YOU WERE, MEGA MELONS.
>> SPRING BUNNY?
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
>> GET YOUR HOOCHIE OVER HERE,
SNOW WHITE.
>> UNHAND SNOW WHITE,
EVIL BUNNY, FOR I AM KING
[ GRUNTING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
>> KING STAR KING!
OOMF!
>> NEXT STOP, VIRGIN-POWERED
EVIL ROBOT!
HAVE AN EASTER EGG...
[ GROANS ]
... KING STAR KING.
[ SNIFFS ]
[ SIGHS ]
MOTHER[BLEEP]!
[ WHISTLE! BOOM! ]
>> OH, I'M BLEEDING.
ALMOST DEAD. HELP!
>> I SUMMON MY GALACTIC ROYAL
ENCHANTMENTS AND SORTILEGES.
[ INHALES DEEPLY, GULPS ]
[ CHA-CHING! ]
EXTRUDE THESE BULLETS!
AND AMELIORATE MY WOUNDS!
>> YEAH, DO THAT TO ME, PLEASE.
AT LEAST STOP THE BLEEDING.
>> TAKE HEART, HANK WAFFLES.
WE CAN SAVE THE PRINCESS.
I MUST AGGLOMERATE A TEAM OF
INCREDIBLE HEROES!
[ SQUISH! ]
I SUMMON... POOZA THE WIZARD!
>> ZWING!
KING STAR KING, WHERE HAVE YOU
BEEN ALL THESE YEARS?!
>> IT IS A PROLONGED ABNORMAL
TALE, OLD FRIEND POOZA, MAGIC
CHUM.
CAN YOU SAVE THIS LONELY HUMAN
AND MAKE HIM UNSCATHED AS
BEFORE?
>> [ Weakly ] YES, PLEASE.
JUST MAKE ME UNSCATHED.
>> MAGIC! MAGIC! MAGIC!
>> PUT THE SOUL OF HANK WAFFLES
INTO HIS BELOVED WAFFLE MASCOT
AND LEAVE HIS CRETINOUS HUMAN
SHELL BEHIND!
>> I LIKE MY CRETINOUS HUMAN
SHELL, PLEASE.
>> WAZOO! WAZOO!
>> AAAAAAAH!
WHAT THE HELL?!
>> HA HA! NOW YOU ARE A HERO!
>> AAH!
THIS IS A NIGHTMARE!
I'M WATCHING MYSELF BE DEVOURED
BY MAGGOTS!
[BLEEP] YOU!
YOU RUINED MY RESTAURANT!
YOU TURNED ME INTO A BIG-HEADED
FREAK WITH NO TESTICLES!
>> WELCOME TO THE TEAM!
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ BUBBLING ]
[ GULP! ]
[ SNIFFS ]
THERE IS NO TIME TO LOSE!
POOZA, SPRING BUNNY HAS CAPTURED
SNOW WHITE.
WE MUST SUMMON GURBLES, MY
FLYING ROBOT BEAR.
>> MAGIC!
>> HEY, GURBLES, WELCOME.
>> GET THIS MOTHER[BLEEP] THING
OFF OF ME!
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
HE THINKS YOU ARE A REAL
WAFFLE.
WHAT A JOCULAR TEAM I HAVE
ASSEMBLED!
GURBLES, SIT!
>> [ SLURPING ]
[ GIGGLES ]
>> COME, HANK WAFFLE.
>> OOH!
[BLEEP] YOU!
DID YOU SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE THAT
RABBIT KILLED?
I'M OUT OF HERE!
>> NOT EVERY TIME IS A TIME FOR
HORSEPLAY, HANK WAFFLES.
>> OOOOH!
>> NOW THINK.
WHERE COULD SPRING BUNNY BE?
>> SNOW WHITE, ARE YOU READY?
HERE WE GO!
[ GIGGLES ]
LOOK, THE SCHIZOID ROBOT OF
DEATH, SCROD!
>> MEANWHILE, THIS BUNNY WAS
USING THE PRINCESS FOR A VERY
EVIL PLAN!
>> I NEED YOUR VIRGIN SWEETNESS
TO POWER HIM.
>> HER VIRGINITY POWERED THE
ROBOT.
AND WHY?
TO GET THE CROWN OF GOD!
>> [ CACKLES ]
NEVER MIND.
>> AAAH!
OOH, OOH, OOH!
>> THIS CHAIR WILL USE YOUR
VIRGINITY TO POWER SCROD!
>> OOH!
>> [ GIGGLES ]
YOU ARE A VIRGIN, RIGHT?
>> YES.
>> GOOD.
YOU KNOW IT'S BETTER TO BE
HONEST NOW THAN TO HAVE IT COME
OUT LATER.
>> YES!
>> GREAT!
>> OOOOOOH!
>> NOW LET'S POWER UP SCROD SO I
CAN GET TO THE CROWN OF GOD.
[ CRACKLING ]
>> AAAAH!
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
>> [ ROARS ]
[ ROARS ]
>> NOW I FEEL THE POWER OF GOD!
WAH-HEE-HEE-HEE!
>> THAT ROBOT REQUIRES A VIRGIN
FUEL SOURCE, BUT WHO COULD IT
BE?
SNOW WHITE!
I KNOW WHAT SPRING BUNNY IS
AFTER THE CROWN OF GOD!
>> GOD STAR GOD, YOU JUST LOST
YOUR JOB STAR JOB.
[ CACKLES ]
>> MY CROWN!
I NEED THAT TO RUN THE UNIV
AAH!
>> I'LL TAKE THAT AND BECOME GOD
MYSELF!
>> NO CROWN FOR YOU,
SPRING BUNNY!
INSTEAD I WILL DESTROY YOU!
>> KING STAR KING?!
>> HANK, YOU OCCUPY SCROD!
>> I DON'T CARE. LET HIM WIN.
>> IF WE DON'T DEFEAT
SPRING BUNNY'S ROBOT, HE'LL
CONQUER THE UNIVERSE!
>> NO, IT'S [BLEEP] EATING ME.
AAAH!
>> OUTSTANDING, HANK WAFFLES!
KEEP HIS MOUTH BUSY!
STOP THIS INSANE QUEST, BUNNY.
>> KING STAR KING!
>> [ GRUNTS ]
[ SNIFFS ]
[ GURGLING ]
AAH!
[ FLUSHES ]
>> I MUST DESTROY HIS VIRGIN
FUEL SOURCE BY HAVING SEX WITH
SNOW WHITE!
>> KING STAR KING!
[ SIGHS ]
OH! OH! OOH!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
>> WHO ARE THESE STRANGE
HEROES?!
THEY RETURNED MY CROWN AND
RESTORED MY GODHOOD!
SNOW WHITE?!
>> GOD STAR GOD.
>> YOU ARE NOT A VIRGIN!
>> FATHER!
>> YOU WEAR THE MUSTACHE OF
SHAME!
>> I HAD TO, FATHER, TO SAVE THE
CROWN.
>> GRAAAH!
>> AAAAAH!
>> SNOW WHI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-TE!
>> KING STAR KING, I WILL BLAST
YOU!
>> SNOW WHI-I-I-I-TE!
>> AND SO, GOD STAR GOD LEFT OUR
HEROES TO HUNT THE GIGANTIVERSE
FOR THE NOW-MUSTACHED
SNOW WHITE!