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Jenny?
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Christian?
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I thought it was you.
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Oh. Hi.
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You're half an hour early.
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Yes, yeah. So are you.
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I haven't looked at anything. OK.
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I was just waiting...
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Do you want anything? No.
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What do you mean?
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I don't know.
Just, before we...
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OK, so will we just...
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Yeah. Shall we just,
get it over with?
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Oh, sorry.
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It says here she makes them
out of, erm...
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Er, "recycled materials".
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Right.
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I like the colour.
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Yeah.
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Sorry!
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I'm sorry, I didn't really know
that it was going to be so, erm...
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No! Sorry, erm...
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She's quite popular in Norway.
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It's weird, isn't it?
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What? What?
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Having to make conversation with
somebody you don't really know.
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You get used to it.
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Yeah. Suppose you do.
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Once you've been on a couple,
you don't really feel it any more.
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Oh, right, you've been on a few
of these, then, have you?
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You could say that.
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Cool. Cool.
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How many's that?
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Seven. Last week.
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Right.
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Four this week.
Well, three. You're the fourth.
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Wow. Right, so that's 11
in two weeks. Wow.
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You're getting stuck in, aren't you?
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Which is great. I mean, that's...
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That's value for money.
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So, how have they been, the, um,
11 dates?
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Not great!
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To tell the truth.
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No. One guy
brought his sister with him,
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but sat her at a different table
so I couldn't see her.
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Turns out she filmed
the whole thing on her phone.
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She filmed? Why?
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He puts them on YouTube, apparently.
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Another guy, he set himself on fire
with a napkin, I swear.
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I had to take him to A&E.
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He then fainted,
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and then I had to get him in a cab
home and pay for it.
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And then the first one, oh, God.
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I mean, they're freaks,
the lot of them. Total...
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Do I have some sort of sign on my
head saying "sucker" or something?
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No, honestly. Do I?
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No, you don't! No.
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The best one, the guy brought
his pet spider in a jar with him.
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No!
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Yeah, I am serious!
He said it was poorly
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and he couldn't leave
it at home on its own.
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You went on a date with
a man and his spider?
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Well, I asked him
to put it under the table, but...
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A spider?!
Why didn't you just leave?
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I don't want to be rude.
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OK, I see. You're too nice.
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I mean, how hard can it be
to just meet a nice, normal guy?
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That's all I want.
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And I know you're not supposed
to say that on a first date.
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Supposed to sound
desperate or whatever,
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but what have I got to lose?
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You're probably a necrophiliac
or something, knowing my luck.
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No, I'm not a necrophiliac.
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I just want to meet a nice man, buy
a house and put a ring on my finger.
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And I don't know why that's so hard.
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Look.
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See this?
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That is my ex-fiance's profile page.
OK.
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See the woman in the wedding dress
standing beside him? Yeah.
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That's not me. No.
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It was supposed to be me. Great.
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We spent five years talking about
it being me, and yet that isn't me!
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OK.
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It's not fair, you know?
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Some of the world's worst people
have managed to get married.
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Hitler got married.
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Stalin got married.
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Those people on I'm A Celebrity
get married every day of the week.
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Just, what is so wrong with me?
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Sorry.
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Did Hitler get married?
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Yes. In the bunker.
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I did not know that.
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Two days before he took the cyanide.
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I'm so sorry,
I realise this is a bit weird.
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It isn't, please, don't.
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I kind of think it's
kind of refreshing, actually.
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Oh, yeah? Right!
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It is. Seriously. It's nice to hear
somebody speak the truth for once.
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You know, you know what you want.
Nothing wrong with that.
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It makes men run a mile.
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Not all men.
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Oh, my God!
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You're so, you're so fucking hot.
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Am I?
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, God!
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Yeah. Fuck! Jesus!
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- Oh, I'm gonna come, wait!
- Fuck, fuck!
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Wait for just a... Oh, my God!
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Oh!
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Ah!
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Oh.
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Oh, sorry.
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Ow!
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Sorry!
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God.
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Ah!
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Oh, my God!
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You're one
very bad primary schoolteacher.
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OK. Come here.
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Come here. Ah!
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Ah, this is my favourite part of
sex.
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Really?
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Yeah, definitely.
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I don't normally do this.
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Somebody I've just met,
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like, an hour and 47 minutes ago.
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OK.
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And I wouldn't want you to think
that I do this all the time.
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Just don't, OK? I really don't.
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What? You sound like as
if you're guilty of something.
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No, I'm not guilty.
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Don't feel guilty.
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Guilt? It's just something that
organised religion has invented,
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to make people feel
bad about themselves, you know?
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Jesus Christ never,
never had any time for guilt.
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Jesus Christ?
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People believe such crazy bullshit,
don't they?
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I mean, if you actually
look at the Scriptures,
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if you actually look at what
Jesus said, it's got nothing
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to do with making people feel
bad about themselves, you know?
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He was about love.
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You know, he was about forgiveness.
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Oh. I didn't realise
you were religious.
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I'm not religious.
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I mean, I think religion is a tool.
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I don't want to worship
someone else's god.
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I've got my own
relationship with Him.
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Actually, I want to show you
something.
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Sorry.
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Here.
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What's this?
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It's the Perfect Ten.
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Perfect Ten?
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Basically it's just
the Ten Commandments,
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except more, like... user-friendly.
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Did you write this?
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Yeah, well, no. One of the guys from
the group wrote it.
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I can't take full credit for it.
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I was more, more of a consultant.
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Right.
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So the idea, right,
is that it's simple.
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It's really easy, accessible.
No bells and whistles.
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So instead of, erm,
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"Honour Thy Father and Thy Mother",
it's, erm, "Look After Mum and Dad."
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"Thou shalt not steal"?
"Don't steal."
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It's easy, you know?
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And we wrote a little, a little
paragraph about it
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at the side of it, you see? Ah!
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Because stealing isn't just about
stealing things, you know?
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It's about feeling
"I'm not enough. I need to steal!"
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But you are enough!
You know? You are enough!
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You. You're enough.
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Anyway. Sorry. Listen to me
banging on.
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No, it's really interesting.
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Sorry. I got a little bit
carried away!
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Er, could I, could I just
stop you for one second?
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So, are you part of, like,
a church or something?
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No. We would never call
ourselves a church. No.
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It's just a group of like-minded
people, you know?
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Getting together,
searching for meaning, OK?
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Oh!
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It's not a cult.
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Oh, good.
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You don't have to worry about
any of that Catholic stuff.
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Shame...
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And repression.
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Guilt, and all that stuff.
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We're very, very, very, very cool,
yeah?
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We're cool!
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You didn't have to go
to any trouble.
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It's our first date, I'm wooing you.
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That's you, there.
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Thank you.
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So, what do you think?
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Looks lovely.
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Powerful stuff, isn't it?
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Oh, yeah.
No, it's very clear.
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Yeah, but there's an actual,
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you know,
there's an actual message in it.
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We started doing these
Saturday workshops in prisons.
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And some of these guys, you know,
they're not going anywhere fast.
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Some of them are actually in there
for life,
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and the conditions there,
the conditions... Fuck.
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But I always say to them,
you're perfect, you know?
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Whatever you've done,
whatever it is, I don't care.
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Whatever it is.
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You're perfect,
and you will always be forgiven.
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Isn't that kind of wrong?
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What do you mean?
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Well, if you can always be forgiven,
you can just do whatever you want.
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I'm not quite following you.
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I just mean, you know, you could...
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lie or murder or hurt someone,
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and if you get caught you just ask
for forgiveness and that's that.
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No responsibility.
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Right, I see.
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Do we need to talk about this, do we?
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Er, what?
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Your problem with belief.
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I don't have a problem with belief.
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It's not exactly my thing, but,
you know, everyone's entitled...
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I mean, I might not believe in elves,
but that doesn't mean they don't exist.
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Elves?
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That was a bad example, I suppose.
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It's just a big part of my life,
you know what I mean?
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And I want to be able
to share it with you.
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Listen, you know,
I used to be like you.
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I understand, you know?
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I understand what it's like to
completely lose control of your life.
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I wouldn't say I've completely
lost control of my...
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There were times when things
were pretty dark for me.
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Dark?
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Yeah, I had, erm, you know, issues.
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Addictions, and all that.
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Yeah?
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You've no idea how painful it is
to keep on doing something
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and keep on doing something even
though you know it's wrong, but...
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..you just can't stop.
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Must be awful.
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It was, yeah.
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But, anyway, when I found the group,
everything changed.
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So, what do you believe in?
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Oh, no, I don't
want to talk about that.
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Why?
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I'm not good with confrontation.
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It's not confrontation,
it's just conversation.
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You're safe.
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My relationship with God
is complicated.
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OK.
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In that I don't think
he actually exists.
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OK.
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You know, if he exists then why do
so many bad things happen, you know?
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Why would he let people
die of liver cancer,
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or why would he let wars
and natural disasters happen?
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Why would he let children
get brutally murdered,
259
00:14:30,885 --> 00:14:34,803
or people's weddings get cancelled
a few weeks before the ceremony,
260
00:14:34,805 --> 00:14:37,843
leaving them humiliated in front
of their friends and family?
261
00:14:37,845 --> 00:14:41,845
Why would he do those things
if he exists? Makes no sense.
262
00:14:42,205 --> 00:14:43,763
To me.
263
00:14:43,765 --> 00:14:47,765
But I could be wrong.
264
00:14:50,125 --> 00:14:54,083
I appreciate your honesty.
265
00:14:54,085 --> 00:14:56,763
Thank you.
266
00:14:56,765 --> 00:15:00,003
I think we're really building
something, you know?
267
00:15:00,005 --> 00:15:01,563
Building something?
268
00:15:01,565 --> 00:15:05,565
Something real.
269
00:15:06,525 --> 00:15:07,283
Do you not think?
270
00:15:07,285 --> 00:15:09,883
No, yeah. Yeah.
271
00:15:09,885 --> 00:15:12,963
We don't have to have
everything in common, do we?
272
00:15:12,965 --> 00:15:16,965
No, just our truths.
273
00:15:24,085 --> 00:15:26,883
No, I know what it's like to do
something that you know is wrong
274
00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:29,763
but you can't stop.
275
00:15:29,765 --> 00:15:31,883
Do you?
276
00:15:31,885 --> 00:15:33,803
I take... I take things.
277
00:15:33,805 --> 00:15:37,805
Well, I used to take things
sometimes that didn't belong to me.
278
00:15:39,765 --> 00:15:42,243
What sort of things?
279
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:46,245
Just whatever, you know,
like a pen, or a mascara, a purse.
280
00:15:47,965 --> 00:15:51,965
I didn't mean to, I didn't even
want to most of the time, I just...
281
00:15:53,325 --> 00:15:55,723
You just couldn't help it, yeah?
282
00:15:55,725 --> 00:15:57,483
Yeah.
283
00:15:57,485 --> 00:15:58,403
Do you think I'm bad?
284
00:15:58,405 --> 00:16:02,405
No, I think you're brave
for telling me.
285
00:16:04,045 --> 00:16:08,045
Thank you.
286
00:16:10,045 --> 00:16:12,723
You haven't taken anything from me,
have you?
287
00:16:12,725 --> 00:16:13,923
No! God, I wouldn't.
288
00:16:13,925 --> 00:16:15,883
OK.
289
00:16:15,885 --> 00:16:17,645
I'm joking.
290
00:16:19,205 --> 00:16:22,123
No, not yet.
291
00:16:22,125 --> 00:16:24,603
I think you should come to a meeting,
you know?
292
00:16:24,605 --> 00:16:25,603
Yeah, maybe.
293
00:16:25,605 --> 00:16:27,683
Yeah, maybe.
You might get something out of it.
294
00:16:27,685 --> 00:16:31,685
Never know.
295
00:16:33,045 --> 00:16:34,443
I'm going to take a shower now,
I think.
296
00:16:34,445 --> 00:16:36,283
OK, yeah. Do you want me to go?
297
00:16:36,285 --> 00:16:38,803
No, no, you stay.
You can have one after.
298
00:16:38,805 --> 00:16:41,003
Make yourself nice and fresh, yeah?
299
00:16:41,005 --> 00:16:42,403
OK.
300
00:16:42,405 --> 00:16:46,405
OK, back in a minute.
301
00:17:39,605 --> 00:17:43,605
Oh, my God!
302
00:17:45,085 --> 00:17:49,085
What are you doing?
303
00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:00,843
Who are you?
304
00:18:00,845 --> 00:18:01,643
Jenny.
305
00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:05,645
What the fuck are you doing
in my bedroom, Jenny?
306
00:18:07,565 --> 00:18:11,565
With Chris?
307
00:18:12,845 --> 00:18:16,845
I see.
308
00:18:17,685 --> 00:18:18,523
Are you a prostitute?
309
00:18:18,525 --> 00:18:19,923
No!
310
00:18:19,925 --> 00:18:22,163
No, I... teach primary school.
311
00:18:22,165 --> 00:18:23,443
Just checking.
312
00:18:23,445 --> 00:18:25,405
You never know, do you?
313
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:29,403
Right.
314
00:18:29,405 --> 00:18:31,005
Well...
315
00:18:32,605 --> 00:18:36,605
I guess that's that.
316
00:18:37,685 --> 00:18:40,083
Do you know what I was just thinking?
317
00:18:40,085 --> 00:18:41,883
If you're...
318
00:18:41,885 --> 00:18:43,443
Sweet Jesus.
319
00:18:43,445 --> 00:18:45,323
Helen, Helen,
what are you doing here?
320
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:46,843
Erm, I am spring cleaning.
321
00:18:46,845 --> 00:18:48,603
- OK, now, hang on a second...
- You piece of shit.
322
00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:50,643
You promised
you'd finished with that website.
323
00:18:50,645 --> 00:18:53,523
- You promised me you'd get help.
- I am, I am. I am getting help.
324
00:18:53,525 --> 00:18:55,123
Oh, Jesus!
Helen, Helen, calm down.
325
00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:58,363
Since you joined that fucking group, you
haven't been able to keep it in your pants!
326
00:18:58,365 --> 00:19:00,643
No, no, that is not true!
Don't say that!
327
00:19:00,645 --> 00:19:02,923
You haven't changed.
I can't trust a word you say!
328
00:19:02,925 --> 00:19:05,523
Well, maybe that's the reason
that we're in this mess, Helen!
329
00:19:05,525 --> 00:19:07,843
Maybe that's the point,
you not trusting me!
330
00:19:07,845 --> 00:19:11,203
No wonder I seek comfort with
other... With other women.
331
00:19:11,205 --> 00:19:13,803
You will not meet me halfway!
332
00:19:13,805 --> 00:19:17,723
Helen! Helen!
333
00:19:17,725 --> 00:19:20,483
Helen!
334
00:19:20,485 --> 00:19:23,003
Helen! Will you just listen to me?!
335
00:19:23,005 --> 00:19:25,283
What are you doing?!
336
00:19:25,285 --> 00:19:27,363
Where are you going?
337
00:19:27,365 --> 00:19:28,043
Get out.
338
00:19:28,045 --> 00:19:29,723
Oh, yeah, that's it, run away.
339
00:19:29,725 --> 00:19:34,003
- That's it, that's your answer
for everything.
- Now.
340
00:19:34,005 --> 00:19:35,843
OK.
341
00:19:35,845 --> 00:19:39,845
I will. Fine.
342
00:19:56,965 --> 00:20:00,965
May God forgive you.
343
00:20:03,165 --> 00:20:07,165
And you.
344
00:20:12,405 --> 00:20:16,405
My shoe...
345
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:23,765
I'm really sorry,
I didn't realise...
346
00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:41,443
I'm so sorry you had to see that.
347
00:20:41,445 --> 00:20:42,723
Are you mad?
348
00:20:42,725 --> 00:20:44,083
Not mad, Jenny.
349
00:20:44,085 --> 00:20:48,085
Not mad. Married.
350
00:20:48,325 --> 00:20:50,923
Look, I know that it seems like I...
351
00:20:50,925 --> 00:20:54,043
You don't know what it's like. You
don't know what she's like, you know?
352
00:20:54,045 --> 00:20:56,803
You're single, you're free,
you can be who you want,
353
00:20:56,805 --> 00:21:00,805
you're not crushed by that endless...
354
00:21:02,405 --> 00:21:05,363
Spending your whole time
with one person, you know?
355
00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:08,483
I don't actually think it's natural.
356
00:21:08,485 --> 00:21:10,243
I try, you know?
357
00:21:10,245 --> 00:21:13,843
Oh, God, it's such a mess.
358
00:21:13,845 --> 00:21:17,845
I don't know what to do.
359
00:21:21,365 --> 00:21:24,563
Is there any chance I might be able
to stay in your house tonight?
360
00:21:24,565 --> 00:21:26,923
I know it's a really big ask.
361
00:21:26,925 --> 00:21:29,083
I do know, but...
362
00:21:29,085 --> 00:21:32,043
It's just,
my head is all over the place now.
363
00:21:32,045 --> 00:21:34,083
I could just do with a friendly face.
364
00:21:34,085 --> 00:21:35,283
No, I don't know...
365
00:21:35,285 --> 00:21:36,563
Please, Jenny?
366
00:21:36,565 --> 00:21:40,565
Please?
367
00:21:42,485 --> 00:21:44,323
OK.
368
00:21:44,325 --> 00:21:45,003
I guess.
369
00:21:45,005 --> 00:21:46,403
Thank you.
370
00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:49,563
Thank you.
I really appreciate that.
371
00:21:49,565 --> 00:21:53,565
OK. Can you hold that?
372
00:21:54,445 --> 00:21:57,763
I'll just get some shoes on.
373
00:21:57,765 --> 00:22:00,163
Oh, God, what a day.
374
00:22:00,165 --> 00:22:02,483
Maybe we should get some food
or something on the way,
375
00:22:02,485 --> 00:22:05,963
like a Chinese or something,
or an Indian? I'm really hungry.
376
00:22:05,965 --> 00:22:07,363
No, no.
377
00:22:07,365 --> 00:22:09,763
What, no to an Indian?
We could have a pizza, or...?
378
00:22:09,765 --> 00:22:11,923
No, I've changed my mind,
you're not staying with me any more.
379
00:22:11,925 --> 00:22:13,203
Oh, Jenny...
380
00:22:13,205 --> 00:22:15,483
No, no, no,
I'm not taking this any more.
381
00:22:15,485 --> 00:22:17,603
I'm finished with all this.
382
00:22:17,605 --> 00:22:19,603
You're a lunatic.
383
00:22:19,605 --> 00:22:22,483
I do not need to be with a lunatic.
384
00:22:22,485 --> 00:22:24,363
I'd rather be by myself.
385
00:22:24,365 --> 00:22:27,483
Yes, I'd rather spend the rest
of my fucking life by myself
386
00:22:27,485 --> 00:22:29,403
than put up with any more
of this bullshit!
387
00:22:29,405 --> 00:22:32,363
Jenny, I really like you! It's just
really... It's really difficult.
388
00:22:32,365 --> 00:22:34,803
No, it's not, Christian.
It's really not.
389
00:22:34,805 --> 00:22:37,883
It's pretty simple, actually.
390
00:22:37,885 --> 00:22:40,544
Just fuck off.
391
00:23:24,205 --> 00:23:28,205
You know when you meet someone
and you have an instant connection?
392
00:23:28,285 --> 00:23:31,563
You say you're looking for love.
What are you going to do about it?
393
00:23:31,565 --> 00:23:35,565
I always kind of like
doing the wrong thing.
394
00:23:35,593 --> 00:23:57,920
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