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Jenny?
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Christian?
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I thought it was you.
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Oh. Hi.
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You're half an hour early.
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Yes, yeah. So are you.
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I haven't looked at anything. OK.
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I was just waiting...
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Do you want anything? No.
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What do you mean?
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I don't know.
Just, before we...
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OK, so will we just...
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Yeah. Shall we just,
get it over with?
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Oh, sorry.
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It says here she makes them
out of, erm...
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Er, "recycled materials".
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Right.
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I like the colour.
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Yeah.
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Sorry!
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I'm sorry, I didn't really know
that it was going to be so, erm...
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No! Sorry, erm...
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She's quite popular in Norway.
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It's weird, isn't it?
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What? What?
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Having to make conversation with
somebody you don't really know.
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You get used to it.
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Yeah. Suppose you do.
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Once you've been on a couple,
you don't really feel it any more.
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Oh, right, you've been on a few
of these, then, have you?
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You could say that.
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Cool. Cool.
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How many's that?
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Seven. Last week.
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Right.
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Four this week.
Well, three. You're the fourth.
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Wow. Right, so that's 11
in two weeks. Wow.
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You're getting stuck in, aren't you?
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Which is great. I mean, that's...
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That's value for money.
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So, how have they been, the, um,
11 dates?
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Not great!
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To tell the truth.
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No. One guy
brought his sister with him,
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but sat her at a different table
so I couldn't see her.
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Turns out she filmed
the whole thing on her phone.
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She filmed? Why?
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He puts them on YouTube, apparently.
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Another guy, he set himself on fire
with a napkin, I swear.
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I had to take him to A&E.
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He then fainted,
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and then I had to get him in a cab
home and pay for it.
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And then the first one, oh, God.
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I mean, they're freaks,
the lot of them. Total...
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Do I have some sort of sign on my
head saying "sucker" or something?
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No, honestly. Do I?
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No, you don't! No.
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The best one, the guy brought
his pet spider in a jar with him.
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No!
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Yeah, I am serious!
He said it was poorly
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and he couldn't leave
it at home on its own.
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You went on a date with
a man and his spider?
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Well, I asked him
to put it under the table, but...
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A spider?!
Why didn't you just leave?
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I don't want to be rude.
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OK, I see. You're too nice.
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I mean, how hard can it be
to just meet a nice, normal guy?
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That's all I want.
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And I know you're not supposed
to say that on a first date.
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Supposed to sound
desperate or whatever,
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but what have I got to lose?
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You're probably a necrophiliac
or something, knowing my luck.
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No, I'm not a necrophiliac.
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I just want to meet a nice man, buy
a house and put a ring on my finger.
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And I don't know why that's so hard.
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Look.
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See this?
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That is my ex-fiance's profile page.
OK.
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See the woman in the wedding dress
standing beside him? Yeah.
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That's not me. No.
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It was supposed to be me. Great.
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We spent five years talking about
it being me, and yet that isn't me!
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OK.
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It's not fair, you know?
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Some of the world's worst people
have managed to get married.
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Hitler got married.
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Stalin got married.
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Those people on I'm A Celebrity
get married every day of the week.
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Just, what is so wrong with me?
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Sorry.
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Did Hitler get married?
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Yes. In the bunker.
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I did not know that.
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Two days before he took the cyanide.
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I'm so sorry,
I realise this is a bit weird.
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It isn't, please, don't.
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I kind of think it's
kind of refreshing, actually.
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Oh, yeah? Right!
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It is. Seriously. It's nice to hear
somebody speak the truth for once.
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You know, you know what you want.
Nothing wrong with that.
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It makes men run a mile.
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Not all men.
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Oh, my God!
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You're so, you're so fucking hot.
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Am I?
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, God!
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Yeah. Fuck! Jesus!
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- Oh, I'm gonna come, wait!
- Fuck, fuck!
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Wait for just a... Oh, my God!
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Oh!
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Ah!
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Oh.
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Oh, sorry.
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Ow!
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Sorry!
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God.
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Ah!
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Oh, my God!
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You're one
very bad primary schoolteacher.
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OK. Come here.
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Come here. Ah!
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Ah, this is my favourite part of
sex.
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Really?
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Yeah, definitely.
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I don't normally do this.
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Somebody I've just met,
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like, an hour and 47 minutes ago.
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OK.
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And I wouldn't want you to think
that I do this all the time.
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Just don't, OK? I really don't.
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What? You sound like as
if you're guilty of something.
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No, I'm not guilty.
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Don't feel guilty.
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Guilt? It's just something that
organised religion has invented,
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to make people feel
bad about themselves, you know?
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Jesus Christ never,
never had any time for guilt.
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Jesus Christ?
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People believe such crazy bullshit,
don't they?
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I mean, if you actually
look at the Scriptures,
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if you actually look at what
Jesus said, it's got nothing
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to do with making people feel
bad about themselves, you know?
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He was about love.
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You know, he was about forgiveness.
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Oh. I didn't realise
you were religious.
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I'm not religious.
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I mean, I think religion is a tool.
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I don't want to worship
someone else's god.
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I've got my own
relationship with Him.
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Actually, I want to show you
something.
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Sorry.
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Here.
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What's this?
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It's the Perfect Ten.
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Perfect Ten?
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Basically it's just
the Ten Commandments,
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except more, like... user-friendly.
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Did you write this?
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Yeah, well, no. One of the guys from
the group wrote it.
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I can't take full credit for it.
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I was more, more of a consultant.
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Right.
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So the idea, right,
is that it's simple.
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It's really easy, accessible.
No bells and whistles.
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So instead of, erm,
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"Honour Thy Father and Thy Mother",
it's, erm, "Look After Mum and Dad."
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"Thou shalt not steal"?
"Don't steal."
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It's easy, you know?
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And we wrote a little, a little
paragraph about it
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at the side of it, you see? Ah!
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Because stealing isn't just about
stealing things, you know?
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It's about feeling
"I'm not enough. I need to steal!"
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But you are enough!
You know? You are enough!
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You. You're enough.
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Anyway. Sorry. Listen to me
banging on.
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No, it's really interesting.
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Sorry. I got a little bit
carried away!
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Er, could I, could I just
stop you for one second?
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So, are you part of, like,
a church or something?
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No. We would never call
ourselves a church. No.
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It's just a group of like-minded
people, you know?
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Getting together,
searching for meaning, OK?
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Oh!
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It's not a cult.
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Oh, good.
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You don't have to worry about
any of that Catholic stuff.
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Shame...
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And repression.
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Guilt, and all that stuff.
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We're very, very, very, very cool,
yeah?
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We're cool!
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You didn't have to go
to any trouble.
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It's our first date, I'm wooing you.
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That's you, there.
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Thank you.
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So, what do you think?
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Looks lovely.
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Powerful stuff, isn't it?
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Oh, yeah.
No, it's very clear.
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Yeah, but there's an actual,
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you know,
there's an actual message in it.
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We started doing these
Saturday workshops in prisons.
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And some of these guys, you know,
they're not going anywhere fast.
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Some of them are actually in there
for life,
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and the conditions there,
the conditions... Fuck.
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But I always say to them,
you're perfect, you know?
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Whatever you've done,
whatever it is, I don't care.
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Whatever it is.
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You're perfect,
and you will always be forgiven.
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Isn't that kind of wrong?
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What do you mean?
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Well, if you can always be forgiven,
you can just do whatever you want.
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I'm not quite following you.
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I just mean, you know, you could...
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lie or murder or hurt someone,
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and if you get caught you just ask
for forgiveness and that's that.
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No responsibility.
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Right, I see.
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Do we need to talk about this, do we?
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Er, what?
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Your problem with belief.
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I don't have a problem with belief.
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It's not exactly my thing, but,
you know, everyone's entitled...
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I mean, I might not believe in elves,
but that doesn't mean they don't exist.
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Elves?
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That was a bad example, I suppose.
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It's just a big part of my life,
you know what I mean?
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And I want to be able
to share it with you.
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Listen, you know,
I used to be like you.
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I understand, you know?
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I understand what it's like to
completely lose control of your life.
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I wouldn't say I've completely
lost control of my...
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There were times when things
were pretty dark for me.
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Dark?
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Yeah, I had, erm, you know, issues.
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Addictions, and all that.
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Yeah?
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You've no idea how painful it is
to keep on doing something
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and keep on doing something even
though you know it's wrong, but...
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..you just can't stop.
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Must be awful.
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It was, yeah.
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But, anyway, when I found the group,
everything changed.
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So, what do you believe in?
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Oh, no, I don't
want to talk about that.
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Why?
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I'm not good with confrontation.
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It's not confrontation,
it's just conversation.
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You're safe.
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My relationship with God
is complicated.
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OK.
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In that I don't think
he actually exists.
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OK.
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You know, if he exists then why do
so many bad things happen, you know?
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Why would he let people
die of liver cancer,
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or why would he let wars
and natural disasters happen?
258
00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:23,574
Why would he let children
get brutally murdered,
259
00:14:23,576 --> 00:14:27,494
or people's weddings get cancelled
a few weeks before the ceremony,
260
00:14:27,496 --> 00:14:30,534
leaving them humiliated in front
of their friends and family?
261
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:34,536
Why would he do those things
if he exists? Makes no sense.
262
00:14:34,896 --> 00:14:36,454
To me.
263
00:14:36,456 --> 00:14:40,456
But I could be wrong.
264
00:14:42,816 --> 00:14:46,774
I appreciate your honesty.
265
00:14:46,776 --> 00:14:49,454
Thank you.
266
00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:52,694
I think we're really building
something, you know?
267
00:14:52,696 --> 00:14:54,254
Building something?
268
00:14:54,256 --> 00:14:58,256
Something real.
269
00:14:59,216 --> 00:14:59,974
Do you not think?
270
00:14:59,976 --> 00:15:02,574
No, yeah. Yeah.
271
00:15:02,576 --> 00:15:05,654
We don't have to have
everything in common, do we?
272
00:15:05,656 --> 00:15:09,656
No, just our truths.
273
00:15:16,776 --> 00:15:19,574
No, I know what it's like to do
something that you know is wrong
274
00:15:19,576 --> 00:15:22,454
but you can't stop.
275
00:15:22,456 --> 00:15:24,574
Do you?
276
00:15:24,576 --> 00:15:26,494
I take... I take things.
277
00:15:26,496 --> 00:15:30,496
Well, I used to take things
sometimes that didn't belong to me.
278
00:15:32,456 --> 00:15:34,934
What sort of things?
279
00:15:34,936 --> 00:15:38,936
Just whatever, you know,
like a pen, or a mascara, a purse.
280
00:15:40,656 --> 00:15:44,656
I didn't mean to, I didn't even
want to most of the time, I just...
281
00:15:46,016 --> 00:15:48,414
You just couldn't help it, yeah?
282
00:15:48,416 --> 00:15:50,174
Yeah.
283
00:15:50,176 --> 00:15:51,094
Do you think I'm bad?
284
00:15:51,096 --> 00:15:55,096
No, I think you're brave
for telling me.
285
00:15:56,736 --> 00:16:00,736
Thank you.
286
00:16:02,736 --> 00:16:05,414
You haven't taken anything from me,
have you?
287
00:16:05,416 --> 00:16:06,614
No! God, I wouldn't.
288
00:16:06,616 --> 00:16:08,574
OK.
289
00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:10,336
I'm joking.
290
00:16:11,896 --> 00:16:14,814
No, not yet.
291
00:16:14,816 --> 00:16:17,294
I think you should come to a meeting,
you know?
292
00:16:17,296 --> 00:16:18,294
Yeah, maybe.
293
00:16:18,296 --> 00:16:20,374
Yeah, maybe.
You might get something out of it.
294
00:16:20,376 --> 00:16:24,376
Never know.
295
00:16:25,736 --> 00:16:27,134
I'm going to take a shower now,
I think.
296
00:16:27,136 --> 00:16:28,974
OK, yeah. Do you want me to go?
297
00:16:28,976 --> 00:16:31,494
No, no, you stay.
You can have one after.
298
00:16:31,496 --> 00:16:33,694
Make yourself nice and fresh, yeah?
299
00:16:33,696 --> 00:16:35,094
OK.
300
00:16:35,096 --> 00:16:39,096
OK, back in a minute.
301
00:17:32,296 --> 00:17:36,296
Oh, my God!
302
00:17:37,776 --> 00:17:41,776
What are you doing?
303
00:17:51,736 --> 00:17:53,534
Who are you?
304
00:17:53,536 --> 00:17:54,334
Jenny.
305
00:17:54,336 --> 00:17:58,336
What the fuck are you doing
in my bedroom, Jenny?
306
00:18:00,256 --> 00:18:04,256
With Chris?
307
00:18:05,536 --> 00:18:09,536
I see.
308
00:18:10,376 --> 00:18:11,214
Are you a prostitute?
309
00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:12,614
No!
310
00:18:12,616 --> 00:18:14,854
No, I... teach primary school.
311
00:18:14,856 --> 00:18:16,134
Just checking.
312
00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:18,096
You never know, do you?
313
00:18:20,256 --> 00:18:22,094
Right.
314
00:18:22,096 --> 00:18:23,696
Well...
315
00:18:25,296 --> 00:18:29,296
I guess that's that.
316
00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:32,774
Do you know what I was just thinking?
317
00:18:32,776 --> 00:18:34,574
If you're...
318
00:18:34,576 --> 00:18:36,134
Sweet Jesus.
319
00:18:36,136 --> 00:18:38,014
Helen, Helen,
what are you doing here?
320
00:18:38,016 --> 00:18:39,534
Erm, I am spring cleaning.
321
00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:41,294
- OK, now, hang on a second...
- You piece of shit.
322
00:18:41,296 --> 00:18:43,334
You promised
you'd finished with that website.
323
00:18:43,336 --> 00:18:46,214
- You promised me you'd get help.
- I am, I am. I am getting help.
324
00:18:46,216 --> 00:18:47,814
Oh, Jesus!
Helen, Helen, calm down.
325
00:18:47,816 --> 00:18:51,054
Since you joined that fucking group, you
haven't been able to keep it in your pants!
326
00:18:51,056 --> 00:18:53,334
No, no, that is not true!
Don't say that!
327
00:18:53,336 --> 00:18:55,614
You haven't changed.
I can't trust a word you say!
328
00:18:55,616 --> 00:18:58,214
Well, maybe that's the reason
that we're in this mess, Helen!
329
00:18:58,216 --> 00:19:00,534
Maybe that's the point,
you not trusting me!
330
00:19:00,536 --> 00:19:03,894
No wonder I seek comfort with
other... With other women.
331
00:19:03,896 --> 00:19:06,494
You will not meet me halfway!
332
00:19:06,496 --> 00:19:10,414
Helen! Helen!
333
00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:13,174
Helen!
334
00:19:13,176 --> 00:19:15,694
Helen! Will you just listen to me?!
335
00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:17,974
What are you doing?!
336
00:19:17,976 --> 00:19:20,054
Where are you going?
337
00:19:20,056 --> 00:19:20,734
Get out.
338
00:19:20,736 --> 00:19:22,414
Oh, yeah, that's it, run away.
339
00:19:22,416 --> 00:19:26,694
- That's it, that's your answer
for everything.
- Now.
340
00:19:26,696 --> 00:19:28,534
OK.
341
00:19:28,536 --> 00:19:32,536
I will. Fine.
342
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:53,656
May God forgive you.
343
00:19:55,856 --> 00:19:59,856
And you.
344
00:20:05,096 --> 00:20:09,096
My shoe...
345
00:20:12,576 --> 00:20:16,456
I'm really sorry,
I didn't realise...
346
00:20:32,296 --> 00:20:34,134
I'm so sorry you had to see that.
347
00:20:34,136 --> 00:20:35,414
Are you mad?
348
00:20:35,416 --> 00:20:36,774
Not mad, Jenny.
349
00:20:36,776 --> 00:20:40,776
Not mad. Married.
350
00:20:41,016 --> 00:20:43,614
Look, I know that it seems like I...
351
00:20:43,616 --> 00:20:46,734
You don't know what it's like. You
don't know what she's like, you know?
352
00:20:46,736 --> 00:20:49,494
You're single, you're free,
you can be who you want,
353
00:20:49,496 --> 00:20:53,496
you're not crushed by that endless...
354
00:20:55,096 --> 00:20:58,054
Spending your whole time
with one person, you know?
355
00:20:58,056 --> 00:21:01,174
I don't actually think it's natural.
356
00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:02,934
I try, you know?
357
00:21:02,936 --> 00:21:06,534
Oh, God, it's such a mess.
358
00:21:06,536 --> 00:21:10,536
I don't know what to do.
359
00:21:14,056 --> 00:21:17,254
Is there any chance I might be able
to stay in your house tonight?
360
00:21:17,256 --> 00:21:19,614
I know it's a really big ask.
361
00:21:19,616 --> 00:21:21,774
I do know, but...
362
00:21:21,776 --> 00:21:24,734
It's just,
my head is all over the place now.
363
00:21:24,736 --> 00:21:26,774
I could just do with a friendly face.
364
00:21:26,776 --> 00:21:27,974
No, I don't know...
365
00:21:27,976 --> 00:21:29,254
Please, Jenny?
366
00:21:29,256 --> 00:21:33,256
Please?
367
00:21:35,176 --> 00:21:37,014
OK.
368
00:21:37,016 --> 00:21:37,694
I guess.
369
00:21:37,696 --> 00:21:39,094
Thank you.
370
00:21:39,096 --> 00:21:42,254
Thank you.
I really appreciate that.
371
00:21:42,256 --> 00:21:46,256
OK. Can you hold that?
372
00:21:47,136 --> 00:21:50,454
I'll just get some shoes on.
373
00:21:50,456 --> 00:21:52,854
Oh, God, what a day.
374
00:21:52,856 --> 00:21:55,174
Maybe we should get some food
or something on the way,
375
00:21:55,176 --> 00:21:58,654
like a Chinese or something,
or an Indian? I'm really hungry.
376
00:21:58,656 --> 00:22:00,054
No, no.
377
00:22:00,056 --> 00:22:02,454
What, no to an Indian?
We could have a pizza, or...?
378
00:22:02,456 --> 00:22:04,614
No, I've changed my mind,
you're not staying with me any more.
379
00:22:04,616 --> 00:22:05,894
Oh, Jenny...
380
00:22:05,896 --> 00:22:08,174
No, no, no,
I'm not taking this any more.
381
00:22:08,176 --> 00:22:10,294
I'm finished with all this.
382
00:22:10,296 --> 00:22:12,294
You're a lunatic.
383
00:22:12,296 --> 00:22:15,174
I do not need to be with a lunatic.
384
00:22:15,176 --> 00:22:17,054
I'd rather be by myself.
385
00:22:17,056 --> 00:22:20,174
Yes, I'd rather spend the rest
of my fucking life by myself
386
00:22:20,176 --> 00:22:22,094
than put up with any more
of this bullshit!
387
00:22:22,096 --> 00:22:25,054
Jenny, I really like you! It's just
really... It's really difficult.
388
00:22:25,056 --> 00:22:27,494
No, it's not, Christian.
It's really not.
389
00:22:27,496 --> 00:22:30,574
It's pretty simple, actually.
390
00:22:30,576 --> 00:22:33,235
Just fuck off.
391
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:20,896
You know when you meet someone
and you have an instant connection?
392
00:23:20,976 --> 00:23:24,254
You say you're looking for love.
What are you going to do about it?
393
00:23:24,256 --> 00:23:28,256
I always kind of like
doing the wrong thing.
394
00:23:28,284 --> 00:23:49,880
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