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Keep breathing.
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Nice and slow.
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Now, the first
couple of shots
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will show you
if the sights are off
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or the barrel's bent.
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Let me make this
real easy for you.
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The sights are off
and the barrel's bent.
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Mm, you're off
to the left about an inch.
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That's it.
Shoot around the star.
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Not at it.
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Yes!
Yeah! You did it!
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I didn't.
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You just won your girlfriend
a Teddy bear.
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Cool. Hey, which one
you think she'd like best?
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And then Thursday night,
this physicist
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is giving a lecture
in Brooklyn.
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It's about time travel
and the grandfather paradox.
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I don't know
if you're busy...
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Okay, Henry.
Henry...Um...
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Can we talk for a second?
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Yeah.
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I'm really happy
that we've been
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hanging out so much.
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Yeah, I--
I like you too. Heh.
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Can you put down the bear?
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Henry...
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What?
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I can't.
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I know.
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You have a girlfriend.
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It's just...
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She never seems...
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to want to do anything
with you.
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Are you crying?
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No, I have allergies.
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I must just be,
like, tearing up.
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Henry, I think
that's blood.
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What? I--it...
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Oh!
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♪ House 8x17 ♪
We Need the Eggs
Original air date on April 16, 2012
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
[Massive Attack's Teardrop]
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and he's not
vampire Bill.
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Go!
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Should we ask?
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Nope!
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What, her?
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Yeah, my favorite
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companion is retiring
from "companning."
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So I'm interviewing
replacements.
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Thank you...
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Butterscotch.
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Is that a family name?
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How long are you gonna be
using the office for sex games?
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Just so I can
plan my day.
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Sex and work?
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I'm not a savage.
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I asked for a cappuccino.
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That's what this is.
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No, a cappuccino's got
a nice, stiff foam on it.
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This is wetter than...
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Oh...
almost slipped there.
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Well, thank you,
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Ms. Scotch,
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but poor foaming's
a deal breaker.
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Could you ask the next
candidate to come in?
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Initial exam showed
no sign of trauma
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or subconjunctival
hemorrhage.
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Lymphocytosis?
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ALC's in normal range,
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but it's in the high end
of normal.
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Take a seat, Fawn.
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And tell me, what's your
favorite Woody Allen movie?
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Annie Hall.
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You're interviewing hookers
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but not gonna
talk to them about sex?
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Sex is a given.
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They're hookers.
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Defend your choice.
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It's the most popular.
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Ohh...that's so close.
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We would have accepted,
"Diane Keaton looks great
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in suits," or,
"it's a trenchant commentary
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on today's mores,"
or, "I needed the eggs."
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Thanks for your interest.
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To get the gig,
call girl--
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sorry, call woman--
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needs a combination of skills
that I find useful/entertaining
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for the remaining 57 minutes
of the hour I paid for.
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Lymphocytosis works.
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Maybe we should take
another look at the blood.
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Could also be
cavernous sinus thrombosis.
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Clot builds up pressure
at the base of the brain.
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Rerun the patient's
blood panel
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and get a CT venogram
of his head.
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Let's see which one of you
is right.
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How are you
with small appliance repair?
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Uh, this cavernous sinus thing,
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is it dangerous?
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If Henry's got it,
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we can treat it
with a combo
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of drugs and surgery.
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Success rate
is over 70%.
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Do you want me
to call Amy again?
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No, it's fine.
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Amy's his girlfriend.
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I'm the neighbor.
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I did leave a message
at their number.
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Do you wanna
try her cell?
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Be here for a few
more hours at least.
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Oh, she doesn't have one.
She worries about radiation.
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I could stop by
on my way home.
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She knows
who I am, right?
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You don't need to,
but thanks.
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Good luck.
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Okay.
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Have you ever paid for sex?
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Every guy who's ever seen
a Merchant Ivory movie
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has paid for sex.
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No.
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It just...
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seems too demeaning
to women.
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Given the things you've
done to women,
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that seems arbitrary.
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You're Chi Park, right?
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Who's asking?
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Uh, you called about
my guitar flyer.
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You're Micah.
This guy's selling
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a 1974 Gibson SG
standard in tobacco
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for $1,250.
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Yeah, actually,
I came in to tell you
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I already sold it.
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Sorry.
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Oh, um...
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Thanks anyway.
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Blood panel results
seem pretty much the same
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as before,
and that guy likes you.
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Maybe we should check
for diabetes.
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Could weaken
conjunctival vessels.
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And shut up.
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If I'm wrong,
then why is he coming back?
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My band is rehearsing
tomorrow night.
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You should come by
and jam with us.
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That...sounds fun.
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I'll think about it.
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Great. Call me.
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Park has a boyfriend.
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I'll break your face.
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This is the talent portion
of the interview.
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Okay.
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You like cards.
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But you can juggle.
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I fail to see how this would be
of benefit to you.
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What if I'm busy?
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Have you got anything else?
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Sure.
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CT showed no clots
or malformations.
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Park and Taub ruled out
lymphocytosis and diabetes.
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Well, since you have
nothing of relevance
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to report, I assume
that you're here
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to toss your panties
in the ring.
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Patient's got
a mysterious girlfriend
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he really wants to see.
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She's unreachable by phone,
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and the neighbor's
never even seen her.
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What do you think?
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He's gay.
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I think he's a junkie.
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The girlfriend is a fix.
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The guy's inhaling glue.
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Can you repair a blender?
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Can you bite me?
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Go search the patient's home.
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Well, thank you, ladies.
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I've seen a lot of very
talented candidates.
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Got a tough decision
the next few days.
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This is the part I hate.
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Well...this is not
exactly a crack den.
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Doesn't exactly look like
a woman lives here, either.
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"To Amy.
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I love you."
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Okay. She exists.
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Doesn't mean
he's not a drug addict.
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It's good you're playing it
cool with House.
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Once he gets a rise
out of someone...
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Yeah, I'm not crazy about
the whole hooker thing,
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but I get it.
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Other than the fact
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that it's exploitative
and dangerous for women,
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you get what you need without
any of the emotional baggage.
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You're not seeing
anyone, I take it.
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I've been volunteering
at the Trenton Free Clinic.
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Keeps me busy.
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You volunteer every night
and every weekend?
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No time to grab dinner?
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What's more important--
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making small talk
over ravioli
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or helping people
who are less fortunate?
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With that rationale,
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none of us
should ever eat again.
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Let's just say
I'm not hungry right now.
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Oh, God...
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I don't think
she's breathing.
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Do you think
she OD'd?
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That or he killed her.
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Pulse?
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No.
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I'll call the coroner.
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I don't think that's
gonna be necessary.
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This one works
in financial district.
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She can get tips,
give you leg up in market.
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What is "fudgey Gonzalez"?
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Uh, imagine
a "vanilla Gonzalez,"
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but from the other side.
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I'm about to make
a decision,
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but there's still time for you
to sneak under the wire.
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My favorite
Woody Allen movie
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is Melinda and Melinda.
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Our patient is not a junkie,
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but he does have a girlfriend.
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I call her my "girlfriend"
because people understand that.
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If I explained it,
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they'd just think
I was a weirdo.
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We're not here
to judge anyone's fetish.
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I'm not a pervert.
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It's not like
I'm more attracted
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to dolls than humans.
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So you don't have sex
with her?
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It's not just about that.
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Does the doll talk to you?
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I know she's not
a real person.
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In a lot of ways,
she's better than a person.
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I can tell her things,
and she won't
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argue with me
or make fun of me.
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I come home every night,
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and I know
she'll be there waiting.
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So is your toaster.
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No one in the world
has an emotional attachment
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to a toaster.
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But a lot of people
are willing to spend $7,000
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on women like Amy.
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Have you ever tried
an actual--
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Yeah, I'm 35.
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I've been in relationships.
Just none of them fulfilled me.
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And one day,
I saw this website,
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and...maybe the perfect woman's
out there somewhere,
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but it's not worth
going through
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what it would take
to find her.
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Amy makes me happy.
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You're swelling.
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It's sort
of hot in here.
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Not that hot.
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Bleeding plus
two more symptoms:
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Fever and neurological.
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I'm not sure about
that last one.
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I think he's just...weird.
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He wasn't hallucinating.
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He didn't have
a thought disorder.
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And you don't think
it's "disordered" to talk to--
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It's not all that different
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from talking to your cat
or a Teddy bear.
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You don't have sex
with your cat or Teddy bear.
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If you did,
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you'd probably talk
to them more.
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Guy loves an imaginary being
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who's never going
to respond to him.
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He's no crazier than
millions of churchgoers.
269
00:11:28,450 --> 00:11:31,836
You think anything off
about any patient is a symptom.
270
00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:33,504
This guy buys flowers.
271
00:11:33,589 --> 00:11:36,457
Real flowers for
a piece of plastic in a dress.
272
00:11:36,508 --> 00:11:38,509
You know
what's really crazy?
273
00:11:38,594 --> 00:11:41,062
Living with a human being.
274
00:11:41,129 --> 00:11:43,564
Someone with
opinions and feelings.
275
00:11:43,632 --> 00:11:45,766
Gets mad just 'cause
you want to take Salsa classes
276
00:11:45,818 --> 00:11:47,401
with them one night a week.
277
00:11:47,469 --> 00:11:48,469
One night.
278
00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:50,321
He's just running away.
279
00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:51,572
He hangs out with a doll,
280
00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:53,608
he never needs
to fear rejection.
281
00:11:53,659 --> 00:11:54,775
It's sad.
282
00:11:54,843 --> 00:11:56,577
You do understand
the irony here?
283
00:11:56,645 --> 00:11:58,412
Every person in this room
has a sex doll.
284
00:11:58,480 --> 00:11:59,747
At least the patient
has the stones
285
00:11:59,814 --> 00:12:01,815
to be honest about it.
286
00:12:01,867 --> 00:12:02,834
Ooh, a metaphor.
287
00:12:02,918 --> 00:12:04,285
What you didn't foresee
is that
288
00:12:04,336 --> 00:12:05,670
is that I actually do have
a sex doll.
289
00:12:05,754 --> 00:12:06,838
Your doll is your kids.
290
00:12:06,922 --> 00:12:08,822
Yours is your parents,
291
00:12:08,874 --> 00:12:10,157
yours is your charity.
292
00:12:10,209 --> 00:12:12,109
All excuses for not being
in a relationship.
293
00:12:12,177 --> 00:12:13,994
He's not wrong.
294
00:12:14,046 --> 00:12:15,213
And you--
295
00:12:15,297 --> 00:12:16,681
I have meaningless sex
with random strangers.
296
00:12:16,765 --> 00:12:17,849
Thanks for the insight,
297
00:12:17,933 --> 00:12:19,467
but I stopped that
months ago.
298
00:12:19,518 --> 00:12:20,334
I actually had
a relationship.
299
00:12:20,385 --> 00:12:22,169
With a patient.
300
00:12:22,221 --> 00:12:24,805
You just date whoever happens
to cross your path.
301
00:12:24,857 --> 00:12:27,341
My dating is getting
in the way of my dating?
302
00:12:27,392 --> 00:12:28,842
You don't go looking for
the right person.
303
00:12:28,894 --> 00:12:30,478
You just shack up
with whoever's in the room,
304
00:12:30,529 --> 00:12:32,313
and then you get surprised
and/or divorced
305
00:12:32,364 --> 00:12:33,681
when it doesn't work out.
306
00:12:33,732 --> 00:12:35,783
I'm surprised
you haven't asked Adams out yet.
307
00:12:38,853 --> 00:12:41,389
Uh, for your information,
308
00:12:41,456 --> 00:12:42,823
I've got a date tonight.
309
00:12:42,875 --> 00:12:44,458
I'll be jamming with
a cute guy and his band.
310
00:12:44,526 --> 00:12:45,710
- You'll bail.
- He's right.
311
00:12:45,794 --> 00:12:47,078
The obvious solution
is for me to
312
00:12:47,162 --> 00:12:48,362
hand my kids over
to your parents.
313
00:12:48,413 --> 00:12:50,081
Can we stop trying to argue
the premise
314
00:12:50,165 --> 00:12:51,549
and move onto figuring out
why it is
315
00:12:51,633 --> 00:12:53,251
that you're all social morons?
316
00:12:53,335 --> 00:12:55,253
You do understand
the irony here.
317
00:12:55,337 --> 00:12:58,005
You mocking us
for avoiding relationships,
318
00:12:58,073 --> 00:13:00,174
but you can't handle
losing your "doll."
319
00:13:00,225 --> 00:13:01,709
Your spending
all this time and energy
320
00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:04,745
interviewing for a new one.
321
00:13:06,198 --> 00:13:09,183
You're right.
That is stupid.
322
00:13:11,236 --> 00:13:14,188
What about the patient?
323
00:13:14,239 --> 00:13:16,190
Dude's banging a sex doll.
324
00:13:16,258 --> 00:13:19,994
A festering cesspool of bodily
fluids and associated bacteria.
325
00:13:20,061 --> 00:13:21,696
Swab her out
and find out which one.
326
00:13:24,366 --> 00:13:25,866
I need you.
327
00:13:25,918 --> 00:13:27,752
Please don't quit.
328
00:13:27,836 --> 00:13:30,871
You're the only hooker
I know who can tune a piano.
329
00:13:30,923 --> 00:13:32,290
If it's about the money,
330
00:13:32,374 --> 00:13:35,092
then I can up you
to three nights a week.
331
00:13:35,177 --> 00:13:38,912
I'm getting married, House.
332
00:13:38,964 --> 00:13:40,848
His name's Harris.
333
00:13:40,915 --> 00:13:42,600
He's a certified accountant,
334
00:13:42,684 --> 00:13:44,418
he's loves
schlocky horror movies,
335
00:13:44,469 --> 00:13:45,937
and he just moved in.
336
00:13:46,021 --> 00:13:47,805
We're very happy.
337
00:13:50,475 --> 00:13:52,109
Well, you're happy?
338
00:13:52,194 --> 00:13:53,978
Yeah, you're happy
because he doesn't know
339
00:13:54,062 --> 00:13:55,479
about your employment history.
340
00:13:55,564 --> 00:13:56,647
He knows.
341
00:13:56,732 --> 00:13:58,265
We've talked about it,
342
00:13:58,333 --> 00:13:59,734
and he accepts me
for who I am.
343
00:13:59,785 --> 00:14:02,820
No. He...
344
00:14:02,904 --> 00:14:04,205
If he accepted who you were,
345
00:14:04,272 --> 00:14:06,324
he would not be making
you give up your career.
346
00:14:06,408 --> 00:14:08,576
Women need
their own identities,
347
00:14:08,627 --> 00:14:10,161
their own livelihoods.
348
00:14:10,245 --> 00:14:14,832
Otherwise, why was I smoking
all those Virginia Slims?
349
00:14:14,916 --> 00:14:17,501
I know this is weird
for you,
350
00:14:17,586 --> 00:14:21,722
but you need to figure out
a way to be okay with it.
351
00:14:21,790 --> 00:14:24,008
I'll miss you, too.
352
00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:51,985
I feel like the stirrups
are overkill.
353
00:14:52,037 --> 00:14:53,954
I've never done a pelvic
on a doll before.
354
00:14:54,006 --> 00:14:58,175
I'm unfamiliar
with the protocol.
355
00:14:58,260 --> 00:14:59,993
I'm pretty skeeved out
right now.
356
00:15:00,045 --> 00:15:01,379
I'm not gonna lie.
357
00:15:01,463 --> 00:15:02,430
What House
said back there--
358
00:15:02,497 --> 00:15:03,997
House says
a lot of things.
359
00:15:04,049 --> 00:15:05,566
I don't just date
whoever shows up.
360
00:15:05,634 --> 00:15:08,636
I mean, I did meet women
in the hospital,
361
00:15:08,687 --> 00:15:10,471
but they weren't
just flings.
362
00:15:10,522 --> 00:15:11,939
Basically, you're explaining
363
00:15:12,006 --> 00:15:13,190
why you're not going
to ask me out.
364
00:15:13,275 --> 00:15:14,508
That's not what I was--
365
00:15:16,378 --> 00:15:18,279
did you want me
to ask you out?
366
00:15:19,531 --> 00:15:20,364
Yeah.
367
00:15:20,449 --> 00:15:22,483
I told Park to tell Taub
368
00:15:22,534 --> 00:15:24,168
to tell House
to pass you that note.
369
00:15:26,855 --> 00:15:28,155
It's completely clean
in there.
370
00:15:28,206 --> 00:15:31,692
He said
he just bathed her.
371
00:15:32,861 --> 00:15:34,245
Adams...
372
00:15:34,329 --> 00:15:37,331
there's a swelling
beneath the skin...
373
00:15:37,382 --> 00:15:41,034
3-inch mass.
374
00:15:41,086 --> 00:15:43,036
Is it...
375
00:15:43,088 --> 00:15:45,222
Part of the doll's skeleton?
376
00:15:45,307 --> 00:15:47,207
It feels like a tumor.
377
00:15:57,390 --> 00:16:00,492
CT showed an air-filled mass
in the doll's abdomen.
378
00:16:00,499 --> 00:16:02,450
It's probably just
a chemical reaction.
379
00:16:02,501 --> 00:16:05,203
Henry left her too close
to a heating pipe or something.
380
00:16:05,287 --> 00:16:06,988
This guy brushes her hair
every morning,
381
00:16:07,039 --> 00:16:09,040
brings home movies for them
to watch together.
382
00:16:09,125 --> 00:16:10,625
You think he tosses her
in a broom closet
383
00:16:10,676 --> 00:16:11,993
at the end of each day?
384
00:16:12,044 --> 00:16:15,063
More likely than
it getting stomach cancer.
385
00:16:15,131 --> 00:16:16,931
How about clostridium?
386
00:16:16,999 --> 00:16:18,967
Bacteria got trapped in
the airtight cavity,
387
00:16:19,018 --> 00:16:20,501
produced gas...
388
00:16:20,553 --> 00:16:22,354
It doesn't explain
the neurological issue.
389
00:16:22,438 --> 00:16:23,838
We can explain that
the same way
390
00:16:23,889 --> 00:16:25,974
we explain
the tooth fairy.
391
00:16:28,144 --> 00:16:30,845
Oh, I get
to play Solomon.
392
00:16:30,896 --> 00:16:32,731
Cut the doll open.
393
00:16:32,815 --> 00:16:34,515
We can't just destroy
the patient's property.
394
00:16:34,567 --> 00:16:36,117
That thing cost 7 grand.
395
00:16:36,185 --> 00:16:38,186
Exactly.
Ask him for consent.
396
00:16:38,237 --> 00:16:39,520
If he says yes,
397
00:16:39,572 --> 00:16:41,122
then we get to
go hunting bacteria.
398
00:16:41,190 --> 00:16:42,824
If he says no, there's no need
because he's crazy,
399
00:16:42,875 --> 00:16:44,709
and we need a different theory.
400
00:16:44,794 --> 00:16:45,744
See ya.
401
00:16:45,828 --> 00:16:47,829
Gotta go build a temple.
402
00:16:51,634 --> 00:16:53,601
Okay.
403
00:16:53,669 --> 00:16:55,053
You sure?
404
00:16:55,137 --> 00:16:57,055
It won't be able to heal
when we're done.
405
00:16:57,139 --> 00:17:00,175
But you think she could tell you
what's wrong with me.
406
00:17:00,226 --> 00:17:02,710
Yes.
407
00:17:04,430 --> 00:17:06,481
Okay.
408
00:17:17,226 --> 00:17:19,110
Should we take her
to the procedure room?
409
00:17:19,195 --> 00:17:21,496
It's not a her, which means
we can do this anywhere.
410
00:17:28,838 --> 00:17:30,371
Adams...
411
00:17:30,423 --> 00:17:31,739
You can know
something's not real
412
00:17:31,791 --> 00:17:33,625
and still love it.
413
00:17:41,917 --> 00:17:46,521
I think the procedure room
might be better for this.
414
00:17:54,697 --> 00:17:56,297
You are a horrible person.
415
00:17:58,501 --> 00:18:00,702
All I need is to break up
one marriage.
416
00:18:00,769 --> 00:18:02,203
You've broken up
three of your own.
417
00:18:02,271 --> 00:18:05,740
You're like the Stephen Hawking
of killing relationships.
418
00:18:05,791 --> 00:18:07,075
Actually, no,
Stephen Hawking
419
00:18:07,143 --> 00:18:08,143
is the Stephen Hawking of--
420
00:18:08,210 --> 00:18:11,162
Okay.
I have work to do.
421
00:18:11,247 --> 00:18:12,664
Your computer is off.
422
00:18:12,748 --> 00:18:15,216
Sorry, I can't hear you
over my "stereo."
423
00:18:15,284 --> 00:18:16,284
Why do you assume
that marriage
424
00:18:16,335 --> 00:18:18,887
is better than hooking?
425
00:18:18,954 --> 00:18:19,888
We don't know anything
about the guy.
426
00:18:19,955 --> 00:18:20,889
He could be
a serial killer.
427
00:18:20,956 --> 00:18:22,474
Even if that were true,
428
00:18:22,558 --> 00:18:24,342
it would still be a toss-up.
429
00:18:24,426 --> 00:18:26,627
What kind of guy
marries a hooker?
430
00:18:26,679 --> 00:18:27,896
Somebody who hires hookers.
431
00:18:27,963 --> 00:18:30,064
And someone who hires hookers
432
00:18:30,132 --> 00:18:32,433
is not exactly
the monogamous type.
433
00:18:32,485 --> 00:18:34,402
If we expose him
as a cheater...
434
00:18:34,469 --> 00:18:35,487
You're a coward.
435
00:18:35,571 --> 00:18:36,905
Would a coward
fight to the end
436
00:18:36,972 --> 00:18:40,358
to save a damsel in
soon-to-be-proved distress?
437
00:18:40,442 --> 00:18:42,577
Absolutely, if what
he's afraid of is other damsels.
438
00:18:42,644 --> 00:18:45,313
Your last relationship
failed so miserably,
439
00:18:45,364 --> 00:18:46,498
you ended up in jail.
440
00:18:46,582 --> 00:18:48,449
Now you're clinging
to this hooker
441
00:18:48,501 --> 00:18:50,785
when there are about
3 billion other women out there
442
00:18:50,836 --> 00:18:52,486
who aren't call girls,
443
00:18:52,538 --> 00:18:54,322
some of whom are attractive
and intelligent,
444
00:18:54,373 --> 00:18:56,824
one of whom is living
in your apartment
445
00:18:56,876 --> 00:18:59,594
and is married to you!
446
00:19:02,598 --> 00:19:05,333
You're right.
447
00:19:05,384 --> 00:19:07,135
Why am I asking you
for help?
448
00:19:14,176 --> 00:19:15,810
You shouldn't sleep
with Chase.
449
00:19:15,861 --> 00:19:18,813
Thank, God.
You got here just in time.
450
00:19:18,864 --> 00:19:20,798
What do you have
against him?
451
00:19:20,866 --> 00:19:22,984
Nothing,
but House has a way
452
00:19:23,035 --> 00:19:24,202
of getting
into people's heads.
453
00:19:24,286 --> 00:19:25,653
Just like last week
454
00:19:25,704 --> 00:19:28,022
when he was prying into
your relationship with Chase?
455
00:19:28,073 --> 00:19:31,292
It was silly then,
and it's silly now.
456
00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:33,194
Why was it silly then?
457
00:19:33,245 --> 00:19:36,080
I'm not 5'9" with curves
and flowing hair,
458
00:19:36,165 --> 00:19:38,032
so it's impossible for me
to get it on
459
00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:39,667
with a good-looking guy?
460
00:19:39,718 --> 00:19:41,836
Wow.
Do you resent me?
461
00:19:41,887 --> 00:19:44,672
You're the quirky,
hardworking sophomore
462
00:19:44,723 --> 00:19:48,059
and I'm the evil cheerleader
who steals boys?
463
00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:51,212
If you're not getting any,
it's not my fault.
464
00:19:56,402 --> 00:19:59,404
Should we get the one with
the panda on it or the bird?
465
00:19:59,488 --> 00:20:01,105
Good choice.
466
00:20:01,190 --> 00:20:03,575
Pandas eat only bamboo,
467
00:20:03,659 --> 00:20:06,494
they know nothing about cereal.
468
00:20:08,747 --> 00:20:12,083
Your little girl
is adorable.
469
00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:13,401
Thanks.
470
00:20:13,452 --> 00:20:14,786
She keeps me very busy.
471
00:20:14,870 --> 00:20:17,171
You and her mom
must be very proud.
472
00:20:18,424 --> 00:20:23,811
Her mother...
Died in childbirth.
473
00:20:29,718 --> 00:20:32,720
[The Association's
Never My Love]
474
00:20:32,771 --> 00:20:37,308
♪ You ask me
if there'll come a time ♪
475
00:20:37,393 --> 00:20:42,447
♪ when I grow tired of you ♪
476
00:20:42,531 --> 00:20:44,616
♪ never my love ♪
477
00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:47,652
♪ never my love ♪
478
00:20:47,736 --> 00:20:52,540
♪ never my love
never my love ♪
479
00:20:52,607 --> 00:20:55,910
♪ how can you think love
will end ♪
480
00:20:55,961 --> 00:20:58,463
♪ when I've asked you
to spend ♪
481
00:20:58,547 --> 00:21:02,283
♪ your whole life ♪
482
00:21:02,334 --> 00:21:03,384
Amy.
483
00:21:03,452 --> 00:21:05,453
How'd it go?
484
00:21:05,504 --> 00:21:07,955
We're growing cultures now,
485
00:21:08,007 --> 00:21:11,342
but she looked clean,
and there was no telltale smell.
486
00:21:11,427 --> 00:21:12,977
I'm guessing the lump
was just an air bubble
487
00:21:13,062 --> 00:21:14,979
that got trapped in the mold.
488
00:21:15,064 --> 00:21:17,298
You bandaged her up.
489
00:21:17,349 --> 00:21:19,150
I threw in some stitches, too.
490
00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:23,438
Just wanted to make her
look her best.
491
00:21:23,489 --> 00:21:25,523
Do you want me to put her
in her chair?
492
00:21:27,026 --> 00:21:28,642
Henry?
493
00:21:30,779 --> 00:21:32,196
Call a code!
494
00:21:39,935 --> 00:21:41,769
You looking at
the apartment with those
495
00:21:41,836 --> 00:21:43,271
or the transit of Mercury?
496
00:21:43,338 --> 00:21:45,189
If night comes,
you'll be thanking me.
497
00:21:45,274 --> 00:21:47,141
They're seeking heat.
498
00:21:47,192 --> 00:21:48,392
He's an accountant.
499
00:21:48,477 --> 00:21:50,444
How late do you think
he's going to party?
500
00:21:50,512 --> 00:21:52,563
I bought jar to pee in.
501
00:21:54,066 --> 00:21:55,866
Yeah.
502
00:21:55,951 --> 00:21:57,184
We heard crackles
in Henry's lungs.
503
00:21:57,235 --> 00:21:58,786
We diuresed him,
but he still needs oxygen.
504
00:21:58,853 --> 00:22:00,688
Echo shows
normal heart function.
505
00:22:00,739 --> 00:22:02,873
Could be high output failure
from anemia.
506
00:22:02,958 --> 00:22:04,158
Hematocrit was rock normal.
507
00:22:04,226 --> 00:22:05,626
What is this? Mushroom?
508
00:22:05,694 --> 00:22:07,595
Say "mushroom," charge $2.
509
00:22:07,663 --> 00:22:10,665
Say "truffle," charge $5.
510
00:22:10,716 --> 00:22:13,701
Is that the man who wants
to marry hooker?
511
00:22:13,752 --> 00:22:15,002
Probably.
512
00:22:15,053 --> 00:22:16,537
But he's not
the one we're after.
513
00:22:16,588 --> 00:22:18,139
Should we ask?
514
00:22:18,206 --> 00:22:19,640
Nope.
Oh!
515
00:22:19,708 --> 00:22:21,842
How rude of me
not to situate you.
516
00:22:21,893 --> 00:22:23,728
I'm doing Emily a favor.
517
00:22:23,812 --> 00:22:25,680
We're going to track
her fiance
518
00:22:25,731 --> 00:22:28,015
until Dominika can
seduce and expose him
519
00:22:28,066 --> 00:22:30,151
as the lying cheater
I need him to be.
520
00:22:30,218 --> 00:22:32,386
I'm guessing she didn't ask
for this favor.
521
00:22:32,437 --> 00:22:33,854
Oh, you know,
the noblest gifts
522
00:22:33,905 --> 00:22:35,690
are the ones
we give anonymously.
523
00:22:35,741 --> 00:22:37,775
Crackles are nonspecific.
524
00:22:37,859 --> 00:22:40,995
Hypoxia plus bleeding could
indicate D.I.C. or some other--
525
00:22:41,062 --> 00:22:42,947
no neurological symptoms?
526
00:22:43,031 --> 00:22:45,249
I knew your bleeding heart
would bring you around.
527
00:22:45,334 --> 00:22:47,218
Too bad it's also taking you
off the market.
528
00:22:47,285 --> 00:22:49,003
And by market, I mean Chase.
529
00:22:49,070 --> 00:22:51,905
Come on, buck up, Chase.
530
00:22:51,957 --> 00:22:55,259
There's always Park.
Unless...
531
00:22:55,344 --> 00:22:57,445
How did band practice go?
532
00:22:57,512 --> 00:22:59,130
- Great.
- Does she look like she's lying?
533
00:22:59,214 --> 00:23:00,181
Kind of.
534
00:23:00,248 --> 00:23:03,300
Popo needed a ride
to the doctor,
535
00:23:03,385 --> 00:23:04,602
and my mom couldn't,
so--
536
00:23:04,686 --> 00:23:08,922
You're terrified of dating
because...
537
00:23:08,974 --> 00:23:12,259
a previous relationship ended
because your latent rage
538
00:23:12,310 --> 00:23:14,228
made you vicious in arguments.
539
00:23:14,279 --> 00:23:15,463
Or--
540
00:23:15,530 --> 00:23:16,697
Or reincarnation.
541
00:23:16,765 --> 00:23:18,265
In a past life,
she was Anne Boleyn.
542
00:23:18,316 --> 00:23:19,133
Interesting.
543
00:23:19,201 --> 00:23:20,934
Taub feels confident enough
544
00:23:20,986 --> 00:23:23,204
to turn the spotlight
on himself.
545
00:23:23,271 --> 00:23:25,706
It's almost as
if he wants me to ask...
546
00:23:25,774 --> 00:23:26,907
What's her name?
547
00:23:26,958 --> 00:23:28,275
Wendy Jacobson.
548
00:23:28,326 --> 00:23:30,461
33, Brown grad,
family therapist.
549
00:23:30,545 --> 00:23:31,962
Nice choice.
550
00:23:32,047 --> 00:23:33,381
Since you got two families
to "therapize."
551
00:23:33,448 --> 00:23:34,632
First date,
552
00:23:34,716 --> 00:23:35,800
we didn't discuss everything
important--
553
00:23:35,884 --> 00:23:38,502
So it was just
a one-night stand.
554
00:23:38,587 --> 00:23:41,338
You're wrong.
I actually like her.
555
00:23:41,423 --> 00:23:42,556
I'm going to see her again.
556
00:23:42,624 --> 00:23:44,558
Mazel tov.
557
00:23:44,626 --> 00:23:47,294
Great relationships often start
with snap decisions
558
00:23:47,345 --> 00:23:48,962
aimed at proving me wrong.
559
00:23:49,014 --> 00:23:51,832
Air bubble in the doll could
mean the silicone is degrading.
560
00:23:51,900 --> 00:23:53,267
If he hailed some particles...
561
00:23:53,335 --> 00:23:55,069
Silicone deposition.
562
00:23:55,136 --> 00:23:56,904
That could work.
563
00:23:56,971 --> 00:23:59,240
Start him on plasmapheresis.
564
00:23:59,307 --> 00:24:01,275
Now, turning to Adams,
565
00:24:01,326 --> 00:24:03,277
my theory is tripartite--
566
00:24:05,781 --> 00:24:07,314
Want to hear my thesis?
567
00:24:07,365 --> 00:24:08,999
It's kind of interesting.
568
00:24:09,084 --> 00:24:11,985
No man comes out.
569
00:24:12,037 --> 00:24:17,458
But old naked lady in 3-C
is eating whole block of cheese.
570
00:24:17,509 --> 00:24:19,293
Will this hurt?
571
00:24:19,344 --> 00:24:21,796
No, you might feel
a little cold, though.
572
00:24:21,847 --> 00:24:23,631
Crap.
573
00:24:23,682 --> 00:24:24,465
Hey.
574
00:24:24,516 --> 00:24:26,183
I only have a second,
575
00:24:26,268 --> 00:24:27,835
but I went to
the time travel lecture.
576
00:24:27,886 --> 00:24:30,271
Ah.
577
00:24:30,338 --> 00:24:33,140
Whoa.
578
00:24:33,191 --> 00:24:37,845
That is...awesome.
579
00:24:37,896 --> 00:24:41,449
What is it?
580
00:24:41,516 --> 00:24:44,151
It's so...
581
00:24:44,202 --> 00:24:47,988
Oh, realistic.
582
00:24:48,039 --> 00:24:49,874
Oh, and it's all bandaged up.
583
00:24:52,193 --> 00:24:54,595
It is one of those
CPR things?
584
00:24:54,663 --> 00:24:57,030
No.
585
00:24:57,082 --> 00:24:58,031
We're starting a procedure.
586
00:24:58,083 --> 00:24:59,550
A little privacy--
587
00:24:59,634 --> 00:25:02,720
No, no, it's--
it's good that she's here.
588
00:25:02,804 --> 00:25:04,722
Molly,
589
00:25:04,806 --> 00:25:07,975
I'd like you
to meet Amy.
590
00:25:09,544 --> 00:25:10,895
What?
591
00:25:10,962 --> 00:25:14,548
I'm serious.
592
00:25:14,599 --> 00:25:17,218
I know it seems
a little strange,
593
00:25:17,285 --> 00:25:21,272
but she means a lot to me.
594
00:25:22,991 --> 00:25:27,695
I, um, got
to get back to work.
595
00:25:27,746 --> 00:25:29,730
But you just got here.
Sit down.
596
00:25:29,781 --> 00:25:31,081
Yeah, but I--
597
00:25:31,166 --> 00:25:34,084
I said that I only had a second.
598
00:25:37,339 --> 00:25:40,174
Enjoy the handouts.
599
00:25:55,390 --> 00:25:57,791
Whoa.
600
00:26:06,284 --> 00:26:09,770
Listen, um,
I have to admit something.
601
00:26:09,821 --> 00:26:11,739
Okay.
602
00:26:17,111 --> 00:26:18,946
Her mom isn't dead.
603
00:26:18,997 --> 00:26:21,048
We're separated.
604
00:26:21,116 --> 00:26:23,334
Uh-huh.
605
00:26:23,418 --> 00:26:26,921
You're the first person
I've asked out since then.
606
00:26:26,972 --> 00:26:31,124
I'm not used to explaining...
I panicked.
607
00:26:31,176 --> 00:26:34,061
Which I regret, because now
that I've gotten to know you,
608
00:26:34,129 --> 00:26:37,815
I like you.
609
00:26:37,899 --> 00:26:40,851
It was a really stupid lie.
610
00:26:40,936 --> 00:26:43,136
I'm sorry.
611
00:26:44,305 --> 00:26:46,306
Was that a different baby?
612
00:26:49,210 --> 00:26:51,278
No...
613
00:26:52,831 --> 00:26:54,014
That was a different baby.
614
00:27:15,637 --> 00:27:18,355
It's nice having you here.
615
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:21,575
I wish you could come over
and get in bed with me.
616
00:27:27,399 --> 00:27:29,116
Like this?
617
00:27:29,183 --> 00:27:31,351
You're talking?
618
00:27:31,403 --> 00:27:32,736
It's not all I can do.
619
00:27:49,554 --> 00:27:51,555
Amy, there are doctors...
620
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:53,424
Shh...
621
00:27:53,508 --> 00:27:55,275
I don't know.
622
00:27:55,343 --> 00:27:58,929
Just put your hands on me.
623
00:28:14,112 --> 00:28:16,229
It hurts.
624
00:28:16,281 --> 00:28:17,448
It hurts...
625
00:28:29,844 --> 00:28:32,012
Pushing Lorazepam.
626
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:35,349
If it wasn't neurological
before, it sure is now.
627
00:28:35,416 --> 00:28:37,518
Right upper quadrant's
distended.
628
00:28:37,585 --> 00:28:40,270
He's hallucinating because
his liver's failing.
629
00:28:43,664 --> 00:28:46,065
Elevated transaminases
confirm liver failure.
630
00:28:46,202 --> 00:28:47,035
We'll have to put him
on the transplant list
631
00:28:47,086 --> 00:28:48,537
in a couple days.
632
00:28:48,605 --> 00:28:50,672
It's clearly not the silicone.
Could be vasculitis.
633
00:28:50,723 --> 00:28:52,090
Serologies were negative.
634
00:28:53,893 --> 00:28:56,378
Yeah,
if you want Adams to hear,
635
00:28:56,429 --> 00:28:59,547
you might want to not stand
so conspicuously far away.
636
00:28:59,599 --> 00:29:00,816
I'm making coffee.
637
00:29:00,883 --> 00:29:03,435
And sometimes,
I date co-workers.
638
00:29:03,519 --> 00:29:04,886
Like everyone else
on the planet.
639
00:29:04,938 --> 00:29:05,988
Hepatic fibrosis.
640
00:29:06,055 --> 00:29:07,239
If it damaged his platelets,
641
00:29:07,323 --> 00:29:08,240
it'd explain the bleeding.
642
00:29:08,324 --> 00:29:09,608
Unexpected.
643
00:29:09,692 --> 00:29:10,909
I actually thought
you might agree with my theory.
644
00:29:10,994 --> 00:29:13,061
Because that would mean
nothing's your fault.
645
00:29:13,112 --> 00:29:15,530
You fell into relationships
based on proximity.
646
00:29:15,582 --> 00:29:16,748
Of course they failed.
647
00:29:16,833 --> 00:29:18,333
But I guess I was wrong.
648
00:29:18,401 --> 00:29:21,903
You picked perfect women.
You just screwed it up.
649
00:29:21,955 --> 00:29:24,456
How about all five of us
live together
650
00:29:24,540 --> 00:29:26,291
and the $7,000 sex doll?
651
00:29:26,376 --> 00:29:27,442
It'll solve all our hang-ups.
652
00:29:27,510 --> 00:29:28,744
$7,000?
653
00:29:28,811 --> 00:29:31,179
Adams suggests
that we all sleep together,
654
00:29:31,247 --> 00:29:33,415
and your issue is high prices?
655
00:29:33,483 --> 00:29:34,800
Pretty sure she was joking.
656
00:29:34,884 --> 00:29:36,602
Yes, I'm 99% sure
that you're right,
657
00:29:36,686 --> 00:29:38,053
but I would never
forgive myself--
658
00:29:38,104 --> 00:29:39,304
Those dolls are only $5,000.
659
00:29:39,389 --> 00:29:42,057
He must have had it customized
somehow.
660
00:29:45,561 --> 00:29:47,929
Oh, like, you didn't check
the website?
661
00:29:47,997 --> 00:29:50,432
I guess we don't need to ask
how your dating life is going.
662
00:29:50,483 --> 00:29:51,850
I was curious.
663
00:29:51,918 --> 00:29:53,952
Hepatic fibrosis wouldn't cause
difficulty breathing.
664
00:29:54,037 --> 00:29:57,105
It would if liver failure
opened pulmonary av shunts.
665
00:29:57,156 --> 00:29:58,206
Fibrosis fits.
666
00:29:58,274 --> 00:29:59,774
Start the patient on steroids
667
00:29:59,826 --> 00:30:02,411
and find out how
he pimped his ride.
668
00:30:02,462 --> 00:30:04,162
Why?
669
00:30:04,247 --> 00:30:06,548
Because
I don't know the answer.
670
00:30:18,061 --> 00:30:19,478
Hey.
671
00:30:19,562 --> 00:30:20,628
Foosball?
672
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:22,764
Can't.
Marriage to destroy.
673
00:30:22,815 --> 00:30:25,633
Okay...
674
00:30:25,685 --> 00:30:29,637
"Okay" as in passive-aggressive
reverse psychology?
675
00:30:29,689 --> 00:30:32,240
Or as in depressed resignation
676
00:30:32,308 --> 00:30:36,011
"okay" as in
I changed my mind.
677
00:30:36,079 --> 00:30:37,746
Expand.
678
00:30:37,813 --> 00:30:41,333
Oh, it's morally reprehensible
and bound to fail,
679
00:30:41,417 --> 00:30:42,918
but in a weird way,
it's a step forward.
680
00:30:42,985 --> 00:30:44,086
This thing with Emily.
681
00:30:44,153 --> 00:30:45,120
Contract.
682
00:30:45,171 --> 00:30:46,821
It's real without being real.
683
00:30:46,873 --> 00:30:49,291
It's a long-term relationship
that can't actually hurt you.
684
00:30:49,342 --> 00:30:51,710
It's, um...a stepping stone.
685
00:30:51,794 --> 00:30:52,761
It means you want more.
686
00:30:55,431 --> 00:30:58,050
So, passive-aggressive
reverse psychology.
687
00:30:58,134 --> 00:30:59,651
Got it.
688
00:31:06,059 --> 00:31:08,393
Try not to come on
too strong, okay?
689
00:31:08,478 --> 00:31:10,479
Just get to know him a little.
Ease into it.
690
00:31:10,530 --> 00:31:12,347
Why would I ease?
691
00:31:12,398 --> 00:31:13,848
True.
692
00:31:13,900 --> 00:31:16,234
You could just walk up and
stick your hand down his pants,
693
00:31:16,319 --> 00:31:17,819
but I heard
there's a middle step.
694
00:31:17,870 --> 00:31:20,021
Men want to have sex.
695
00:31:20,073 --> 00:31:22,074
Not with crazy people.
696
00:31:22,158 --> 00:31:24,126
Well, yes,
a lot with crazy people,
697
00:31:24,193 --> 00:31:25,860
but not that kind of crazy.
698
00:31:25,912 --> 00:31:27,579
Well, yeah,
that kind of crazy--
699
00:31:27,663 --> 00:31:30,082
They don't care how crazy
if she look like me.
700
00:31:30,166 --> 00:31:33,385
Okay.
Easing.
701
00:31:38,674 --> 00:31:41,309
Hi.
Hey.
702
00:31:41,377 --> 00:31:44,262
I'm Jennifer,
new to marketing department.
703
00:31:44,347 --> 00:31:46,264
Harris.
Accounts receivable.
704
00:31:46,349 --> 00:31:47,766
Oh, interesting.
705
00:31:47,850 --> 00:31:50,268
Do you want to get
out of here and have sex?
706
00:31:50,353 --> 00:31:52,320
Uh, sure.
707
00:31:54,557 --> 00:31:57,242
You know, I got 45 minutes
left on my lunch break.
708
00:31:57,326 --> 00:31:59,561
Mm-hmm.
Where you wanna go?
709
00:31:59,612 --> 00:32:04,750
Off to a place where men don't
cheat on the women they love.
710
00:32:04,834 --> 00:32:06,401
You're not invited,
obviously.
711
00:32:06,452 --> 00:32:09,171
Cheating?
What are you talking about?
712
00:32:09,238 --> 00:32:11,522
Why, I hope you're speaking
713
00:32:11,524 --> 00:32:14,376
out of some deep kind
of moral relativism because--
714
00:32:14,427 --> 00:32:16,511
Who are you people?
715
00:32:17,930 --> 00:32:19,381
You're not Emily's fiance.
716
00:32:19,432 --> 00:32:24,219
Emily's my sister.
717
00:32:27,557 --> 00:32:31,777
We called the company
that made Amy.
718
00:32:31,844 --> 00:32:36,431
They said they modeled her after
some photos you sent them.
719
00:32:40,787 --> 00:32:43,121
Who is she?
720
00:32:45,158 --> 00:32:47,292
We met last Christmas.
721
00:32:47,376 --> 00:32:50,945
She's a yoga instructor.
722
00:32:50,997 --> 00:32:52,447
Totally different from me.
723
00:32:52,498 --> 00:32:56,485
She--she loved Chopin,
hated Indian food.
724
00:32:59,138 --> 00:33:04,259
She changed entire my life
for 17 weeks.
725
00:33:09,816 --> 00:33:13,869
My husband cheated on me...
726
00:33:16,072 --> 00:33:21,843
With a girl he met on the plane
coming back from our honeymoon.
727
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:27,449
It's not easy to get past things
like that.
728
00:33:31,304 --> 00:33:35,023
She wasn't unfaithful.
She didn't betray me.
729
00:33:35,091 --> 00:33:40,195
She just...she just wasn't
in love with me.
730
00:33:46,835 --> 00:33:50,305
I know Amy's not going
to break your heart.
731
00:33:50,373 --> 00:33:53,108
But she's also not going
to change your life.
732
00:34:00,182 --> 00:34:02,951
The lights are bright.
733
00:34:05,071 --> 00:34:08,156
Sorry.
What's happening to me?
734
00:34:08,207 --> 00:34:09,824
Is your neck stiff?
735
00:34:09,876 --> 00:34:11,493
Yeah.
736
00:34:11,544 --> 00:34:15,213
I think you have meningitis.
737
00:34:15,298 --> 00:34:17,031
I'm not leaving
the business.
738
00:34:17,083 --> 00:34:22,270
I'm just leaving you.
739
00:34:22,338 --> 00:34:23,371
I didn't want you
to feel bad.
740
00:34:23,422 --> 00:34:24,506
So let me get this straight.
741
00:34:24,557 --> 00:34:27,742
I'm being dumped
by a hooker...
742
00:34:27,810 --> 00:34:29,177
Who's worried about
my feelings?
743
00:34:29,245 --> 00:34:30,245
You're married.
744
00:34:30,313 --> 00:34:32,063
Half your clients
are married.
745
00:34:32,148 --> 00:34:33,565
And you're a hooker.
746
00:34:33,649 --> 00:34:36,384
My other guys sneak around,
747
00:34:36,435 --> 00:34:38,019
but you'll take me
into the bedroom
748
00:34:38,070 --> 00:34:39,321
while your wife's
in the next room.
749
00:34:39,388 --> 00:34:41,306
That's just...mean.
750
00:34:41,374 --> 00:34:43,057
Oh, my God.
751
00:34:43,109 --> 00:34:45,794
The marriage, it's a sham.
752
00:34:45,861 --> 00:34:48,997
The only really thing
about it is the green card
753
00:34:49,064 --> 00:34:51,449
she's going to get
at the end of it.
754
00:34:51,534 --> 00:34:53,735
So, if you want
to get the meter running...
755
00:34:53,786 --> 00:34:55,754
It's still mean.
756
00:34:55,838 --> 00:34:59,674
It's not a marriage.
It's a felony.
757
00:35:01,711 --> 00:35:03,645
I've seen how she looks at you
when you're together.
758
00:35:03,713 --> 00:35:05,146
Trust me.
759
00:35:05,214 --> 00:35:06,514
She likes you.
760
00:35:06,582 --> 00:35:10,769
And I've seen
how you look at her.
761
00:35:16,357 --> 00:35:19,442
Fever's up 105.
He's not responding to meds.
762
00:35:19,493 --> 00:35:21,444
At this rate,
he'll be dead
763
00:35:21,495 --> 00:35:22,829
by the time we get
the cultures back.
764
00:35:22,913 --> 00:35:24,747
Spinal fluid was full
of white cells.
765
00:35:24,815 --> 00:35:26,332
Meningitis could be
carcinomatous.
766
00:35:26,417 --> 00:35:27,917
Cytology showed nothing.
767
00:35:27,985 --> 00:35:31,004
An amoebic infection would cause
fever and meningitis.
768
00:35:31,088 --> 00:35:32,005
But not liver failure.
769
00:35:32,089 --> 00:35:33,957
It could if he had a clot.
770
00:35:34,008 --> 00:35:36,609
How could amoebas get past
his cribriform plate?
771
00:35:36,677 --> 00:35:40,213
He went swimming in
a frozen lake in New Jersey?
772
00:35:42,466 --> 00:35:45,134
Adams said his ex-girlfriend
was a yoga instructor.
773
00:35:45,185 --> 00:35:46,553
Maybe he sprained his chakras.
774
00:35:46,637 --> 00:35:47,887
Yoga nuts are
way more likely
775
00:35:47,972 --> 00:35:49,338
to be into
alternative medicine.
776
00:35:49,390 --> 00:35:53,192
He has this little weird teapot
in his house.
777
00:35:53,277 --> 00:35:55,011
What was it like?
778
00:35:55,062 --> 00:36:00,116
Um, little.
Weird. Teapot-ish.
779
00:36:07,074 --> 00:36:08,358
Like that?
780
00:36:08,425 --> 00:36:09,993
Yeah.
781
00:36:10,060 --> 00:36:12,161
You think he drinks some
sort of toxic herbal tea?
782
00:36:12,229 --> 00:36:13,263
Yes...
783
00:36:13,330 --> 00:36:16,532
If by "tea,"
you mean salted tap water.
784
00:36:16,584 --> 00:36:19,201
And by "drink,"
you mean poured up his nose.
785
00:36:19,253 --> 00:36:21,804
His girlfriend didn't just leave
him with a broken heart.
786
00:36:21,872 --> 00:36:23,840
She left him with a neti pot.
787
00:36:23,907 --> 00:36:25,058
It's an Indian method of.
788
00:36:25,142 --> 00:36:28,711
Of clearing the sinuses
during allergy season.
789
00:36:28,762 --> 00:36:30,346
Also known as now.
790
00:36:30,397 --> 00:36:34,317
The distilled water can act
as a snot flushing system.
791
00:36:34,384 --> 00:36:38,037
With tap water, it can act
as an amoeba delivery system
792
00:36:38,105 --> 00:36:39,722
to the fluids around the brain.
793
00:36:39,790 --> 00:36:41,524
Start him on metronidazole.
794
00:36:41,575 --> 00:36:43,626
If he's lucky,
he'll get to see
795
00:36:43,694 --> 00:36:46,663
his plastic children
walk down the aisle.
796
00:36:51,568 --> 00:36:53,670
My neck
feels much better.
797
00:36:53,737 --> 00:36:55,004
Your fever's gone,
798
00:36:55,072 --> 00:36:57,290
and your liver function's
almost back to normal.
799
00:36:57,374 --> 00:36:59,008
You should be able
to go home soon.
800
00:36:59,076 --> 00:37:01,711
I'm going to have some hospital
bills to pay.
801
00:37:01,762 --> 00:37:06,248
I don't suppose used sex dolls
go for anything online.
802
00:37:08,385 --> 00:37:11,137
Dr. Adams?
803
00:37:11,221 --> 00:37:14,090
Can I get your email?
804
00:37:14,141 --> 00:37:16,025
What for?
805
00:37:17,811 --> 00:37:20,980
I just thought maybe
we could see each other again.
806
00:37:23,934 --> 00:37:24,984
I-I can't.
807
00:37:25,069 --> 00:37:26,336
No, I know.
808
00:37:26,403 --> 00:37:27,787
It's a professionalism thing,
809
00:37:27,871 --> 00:37:30,073
but you won't be my doctor
when I get out of here.
810
00:37:30,124 --> 00:37:32,108
It's not that.
It's--
811
00:37:32,159 --> 00:37:33,242
what is it?
812
00:37:33,293 --> 00:37:35,444
You said I should
change my life.
813
00:37:35,496 --> 00:37:37,163
You were talking
about yourself, too.
814
00:37:37,247 --> 00:37:39,215
I know you were.
Henry, I--
815
00:37:39,282 --> 00:37:41,751
I think you should
ask Molly out.
816
00:37:46,807 --> 00:37:48,808
I should have known
this would happen.
817
00:37:48,892 --> 00:37:51,561
You're a good guy, Henry.
818
00:37:51,628 --> 00:37:56,632
You deserve more than a doll.
819
00:37:57,985 --> 00:38:02,638
Promise me
you'll keep trying.
820
00:38:02,690 --> 00:38:05,158
Okay.
821
00:38:13,083 --> 00:38:15,585
Date tonight?
822
00:38:19,256 --> 00:38:20,823
So she can't deal.
823
00:38:20,874 --> 00:38:22,625
There's someone
out there who can.
824
00:38:22,676 --> 00:38:24,377
You just got to find her.
825
00:38:24,461 --> 00:38:26,179
I'd love to prove
House wrong,
826
00:38:26,263 --> 00:38:29,799
but...I ruined my marriage,
827
00:38:29,850 --> 00:38:31,267
broke two people's hearts,
828
00:38:31,334 --> 00:38:32,852
had two kids who are always
829
00:38:32,936 --> 00:38:35,521
going to wonder why I didn't
love their mommy enough.
830
00:38:35,606 --> 00:38:40,893
It's better if I just...
focus on what I do have.
831
00:38:44,064 --> 00:38:46,532
Give that band guy a call.
832
00:38:46,617 --> 00:38:49,118
I'm not that good at guitar.
833
00:38:49,186 --> 00:38:53,156
Or flirting or small talk.
834
00:38:53,207 --> 00:38:56,292
I'm not as pretty as Adams,
835
00:38:56,359 --> 00:38:59,695
I have stuffy clothes,
and I hate my hair.
836
00:38:59,747 --> 00:39:02,915
Adams works 80 hours a week
fixing bunions on hobos
837
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:06,302
because she can't face getting
to know someone new.
838
00:39:06,369 --> 00:39:07,570
Trust me.
839
00:39:07,638 --> 00:39:13,042
You find a boyfriend,
she'll be the jealous one.
840
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:19,098
See you tomorrow.
841
00:39:21,151 --> 00:39:23,986
Do you...
842
00:39:25,555 --> 00:39:27,890
want to get a drink?
843
00:39:27,941 --> 00:39:30,660
To annoy Park
or to prove House wrong?
844
00:39:30,727 --> 00:39:34,730
Oh, I...
It's just, um...
845
00:39:34,782 --> 00:39:37,366
I think it's time
for a change.
846
00:39:40,037 --> 00:39:44,974
I don't really think that's
a good idea for me right now.
847
00:39:47,410 --> 00:39:51,714
House has a way
of getting in people's heads.
848
00:39:51,765 --> 00:39:54,884
Yeah.
Yeah.
849
00:40:05,929 --> 00:40:07,947
No, mom.
I'm still at work.
850
00:40:09,366 --> 00:40:11,433
I'll be home in a couple hours.
851
00:40:11,485 --> 00:40:13,369
Love you too.
852
00:40:22,629 --> 00:40:24,446
Ready?
853
00:40:24,498 --> 00:40:27,917
One, two, three, four.
854
00:40:27,968 --> 00:40:30,953
[Playing I Got You Babe]
855
00:40:31,004 --> 00:40:34,390
♪ ♪
856
00:40:34,457 --> 00:40:37,343
♪ they say we're young
and we don't know ♪
857
00:40:37,427 --> 00:40:43,266
♪ we won't find out
until we grow ♪
858
00:40:43,317 --> 00:40:45,935
♪ well, I don't know
if all that's true ♪
859
00:40:45,986 --> 00:40:50,690
♪ 'cause you got me
and baby I got you ♪
860
00:40:52,442 --> 00:40:54,443
♪ babe ♪
861
00:40:54,494 --> 00:40:57,830
♪ I got you babe ♪
862
00:40:57,915 --> 00:41:01,951
♪ I got you babe ♪
863
00:41:02,002 --> 00:41:04,420
♪ they say our love
won't pay the rent ♪
864
00:41:04,487 --> 00:41:09,959
♪ before it's earned,
our money's all been spent ♪
865
00:41:10,010 --> 00:41:13,229
♪ I guess that's so,
we don't have a pot ♪
866
00:41:13,297 --> 00:41:19,135
♪ at least I'm sure
of all the things we got ♪
867
00:41:19,186 --> 00:41:22,638
♪ babe ♪
868
00:41:22,689 --> 00:41:24,774
♪ I got you babe ♪
869
00:41:24,841 --> 00:41:27,860
♪ I got you babe ♪
870
00:41:27,945 --> 00:41:33,199
♪ I got flowers in the spring ♪
871
00:41:34,484 --> 00:41:40,156
♪ I got you to wear my ring ♪
872
00:41:40,207 --> 00:41:45,694
♪ and when I'm sad
you're a clown ♪
873
00:41:45,746 --> 00:41:49,131
I fix blender.
874
00:41:49,199 --> 00:41:51,167
So I see.
875
00:41:51,218 --> 00:41:54,921
I had fun seducing
hooker's fake fiance.
876
00:41:55,005 --> 00:41:57,006
Sorry it didn't work.
877
00:41:57,057 --> 00:42:00,059
Yeah,
I thought I'd take a break
878
00:42:00,143 --> 00:42:02,345
from the whole hooker thing.
879
00:42:03,730 --> 00:42:06,732
I think maybe you need
milk shake.
880
00:42:06,817 --> 00:42:09,385
Is pistachio.
881
00:42:12,940 --> 00:42:16,859
♪ I got you babe ♪
882
00:42:16,927 --> 00:42:20,079
♪ I got you babe ♪
883
00:42:20,163 --> 00:42:21,364
♪ I got you babe ♪
884
00:42:21,415 --> 00:42:25,084
I'm...gonna go to bed.
See you tomorrow.
885
00:42:25,168 --> 00:42:26,285
♪ hold my hand ♪
886
00:42:26,370 --> 00:42:29,238
♪ I got you to understand ♪
887
00:42:29,306 --> 00:42:31,707
♪ I got you to walk with me ♪
888
00:42:31,758 --> 00:42:34,961
♪ I got you to talk with me ♪
889
00:42:35,045 --> 00:42:37,413
♪ I got you, I won't let go ♪
890
00:42:37,481 --> 00:42:40,433
♪ I got you to love me so ♪
891
00:42:40,517 --> 00:42:43,052
♪ babe ♪
892
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:45,688
♪ I got you babe ♪
893
00:42:45,755 --> 00:42:51,427
♪ I got you babe
I got you babe ♪
894
00:42:51,478 --> 00:42:55,281
♪ I got you babe ♪
895
00:42:55,306 --> 00:42:59,306
== sync, corrected by elderman ==