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Keep breathing.
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Nice and slow.
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Now, the first
couple of shots
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will show you
if the sights are off
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or the barrel's bent.
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Let me make this
real easy for you.
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The sights are off
and the barrel's bent.
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Mm, you're off
to the left about an inch.
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That's it.
Shoot around the star.
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Not at it.
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Yes!
Yeah! You did it!
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I didn't.
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You just won your girlfriend
a Teddy bear.
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Cool. Hey, which one
you think she'd like best?
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And then Thursday night,
this physicist
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is giving a lecture
in Brooklyn.
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It's about time travel
and the grandfather paradox.
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I don't know
if you're busy...
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Okay, Henry.
Henry...Um...
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Can we talk for a second?
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Yeah.
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I'm really happy
that we've been
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hanging out so much.
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Yeah, I--
I like you too. Heh.
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Can you put down the bear?
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Henry...
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What?
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I can't.
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I know.
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You have a girlfriend.
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It's just...
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She never seems...
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to want to do anything
with you.
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Are you crying?
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No, I have allergies.
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I must just be,
like, tearing up.
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Henry, I think
that's blood.
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What? I--it...
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Oh!
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♪ House 8x17 ♪
We Need the Eggs
Original air date on April 16, 2012
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
[Massive Attack's Teardrop]
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and he's not
vampire Bill.
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Go!
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Should we ask?
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Nope!
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What, her?
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Yeah, my favorite
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companion is retiring
from "companning."
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So I'm interviewing
replacements.
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Thank you...
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Butterscotch.
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Is that a family name?
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How long are you gonna be
using the office for sex games?
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Just so I can
plan my day.
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Sex and work?
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I'm not a savage.
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I asked for a cappuccino.
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That's what this is.
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No, a cappuccino's got
a nice, stiff foam on it.
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This is wetter than...
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Oh...
almost slipped there.
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Well, thank you,
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Ms. Scotch,
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but poor foaming's
a deal breaker.
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Could you ask the next
candidate to come in?
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Initial exam showed
no sign of trauma
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or subconjunctival
hemorrhage.
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Lymphocytosis?
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ALC's in normal range,
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but it's in the high end
of normal.
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Take a seat, Fawn.
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And tell me, what's your
favorite Woody Allen movie?
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Annie Hall.
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You're interviewing hookers
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but not gonna
talk to them about sex?
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Sex is a given.
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They're hookers.
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Defend your choice.
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It's the most popular.
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Ohh...that's so close.
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We would have accepted,
"Diane Keaton looks great
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in suits," or,
"it's a trenchant commentary
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on today's mores,"
or, "I needed the eggs."
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Thanks for your interest.
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To get the gig,
call girl--
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sorry, call woman--
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needs a combination of skills
that I find useful/entertaining
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for the remaining 57 minutes
of the hour I paid for.
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Lymphocytosis works.
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Maybe we should take
another look at the blood.
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Could also be
cavernous sinus thrombosis.
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Clot builds up pressure
at the base of the brain.
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Rerun the patient's
blood panel
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and get a CT venogram
of his head.
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Let's see which one of you
is right.
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How are you
with small appliance repair?
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Uh, this cavernous sinus thing,
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is it dangerous?
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If Henry's got it,
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we can treat it
with a combo
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of drugs and surgery.
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Success rate
is over 70%.
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Do you want me
to call Amy again?
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No, it's fine.
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Amy's his girlfriend.
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I'm the neighbor.
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I did leave a message
at their number.
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Do you wanna
try her cell?
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Be here for a few
more hours at least.
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Oh, she doesn't have one.
She worries about radiation.
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I could stop by
on my way home.
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She knows
who I am, right?
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You don't need to,
but thanks.
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Good luck.
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Okay.
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Have you ever paid for sex?
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Every guy who's ever seen
a Merchant Ivory movie
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has paid for sex.
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No.
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It just...
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seems too demeaning
to women.
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Given the things you've
done to women,
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that seems arbitrary.
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You're Chi Park, right?
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Who's asking?
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Uh, you called about
my guitar flyer.
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You're Micah.
This guy's selling
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a 1974 Gibson SG
standard in tobacco
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for $1,250.
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Yeah, actually,
I came in to tell you
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I already sold it.
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Sorry.
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Oh, um...
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Thanks anyway.
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Blood panel results
seem pretty much the same
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as before,
and that guy likes you.
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Maybe we should check
for diabetes.
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Could weaken
conjunctival vessels.
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And shut up.
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If I'm wrong,
then why is he coming back?
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My band is rehearsing
tomorrow night.
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You should come by
and jam with us.
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That...sounds fun.
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I'll think about it.
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Great. Call me.
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Park has a boyfriend.
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I'll break your face.
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This is the talent portion
of the interview.
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Okay.
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You like cards.
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But you can juggle.
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I fail to see how this would be
of benefit to you.
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What if I'm busy?
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Have you got anything else?
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Sure.
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CT showed no clots
or malformations.
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Park and Taub ruled out
lymphocytosis and diabetes.
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Well, since you have
nothing of relevance
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to report, I assume
that you're here
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to toss your panties
in the ring.
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Patient's got
a mysterious girlfriend
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he really wants to see.
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She's unreachable by phone,
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and the neighbor's
never even seen her.
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What do you think?
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He's gay.
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I think he's a junkie.
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The girlfriend is a fix.
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The guy's inhaling glue.
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Can you repair a blender?
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Can you bite me?
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Go search the patient's home.
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Well, thank you, ladies.
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I've seen a lot of very
talented candidates.
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Got a tough decision
the next few days.
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This is the part I hate.
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Well...this is not
exactly a crack den.
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Doesn't exactly look like
a woman lives here, either.
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"To Amy.
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I love you."
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Okay. She exists.
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Doesn't mean
he's not a drug addict.
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It's good you're playing it
cool with House.
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Once he gets a rise
out of someone...
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Yeah, I'm not crazy about
the whole hooker thing,
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but I get it.
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Other than the fact
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that it's exploitative
and dangerous for women,
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you get what you need without
any of the emotional baggage.
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You're not seeing
anyone, I take it.
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I've been volunteering
at the Trenton Free Clinic.
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Keeps me busy.
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You volunteer every night
and every weekend?
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No time to grab dinner?
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What's more important--
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making small talk
over ravioli
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or helping people
who are less fortunate?
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With that rationale,
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none of us
should ever eat again.
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Let's just say
I'm not hungry right now.
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Oh, God...
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I don't think
she's breathing.
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Do you think
she OD'd?
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That or he killed her.
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Pulse?
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No.
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I'll call the coroner.
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I don't think that's
gonna be necessary.
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This one works
in financial district.
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She can get tips,
give you leg up in market.
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What is "fudgey Gonzalez"?
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Uh, imagine
a "vanilla Gonzalez,"
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but from the other side.
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I'm about to make
a decision,
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but there's still time for you
to sneak under the wire.
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My favorite
Woody Allen movie
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is Melinda and Melinda.
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Our patient is not a junkie,
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but he does have a girlfriend.
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I call her my "girlfriend"
because people understand that.
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If I explained it,
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they'd just think
I was a weirdo.
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We're not here
to judge anyone's fetish.
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I'm not a pervert.
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It's not like
I'm more attracted
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to dolls than humans.
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So you don't have sex
with her?
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It's not just about that.
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Does the doll talk to you?
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I know she's not
a real person.
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In a lot of ways,
she's better than a person.
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I can tell her things,
and she won't
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argue with me
or make fun of me.
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I come home every night,
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and I know
she'll be there waiting.
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So is your toaster.
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No one in the world
has an emotional attachment
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to a toaster.
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But a lot of people
are willing to spend $7,000
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on women like Amy.
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Have you ever tried
an actual--
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Yeah, I'm 35.
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I've been in relationships.
Just none of them fulfilled me.
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And one day,
I saw this website,
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and...maybe the perfect woman's
out there somewhere,
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but it's not worth
going through
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what it would take
to find her.
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Amy makes me happy.
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You're swelling.
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It's sort
of hot in here.
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Not that hot.
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Bleeding plus
two more symptoms:
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Fever and neurological.
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I'm not sure about
that last one.
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I think he's just...weird.
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He wasn't hallucinating.
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He didn't have
a thought disorder.
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And you don't think
it's "disordered" to talk to--
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It's not all that different
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from talking to your cat
or a Teddy bear.
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You don't have sex
with your cat or Teddy bear.
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If you did,
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you'd probably talk
to them more.
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Guy loves an imaginary being
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who's never going
to respond to him.
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00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:32,817
He's no crazier than
millions of churchgoers.
269
00:11:32,885 --> 00:11:36,271
You think anything off
about any patient is a symptom.
270
00:11:36,355 --> 00:11:37,939
This guy buys flowers.
271
00:11:38,024 --> 00:11:40,892
Real flowers for
a piece of plastic in a dress.
272
00:11:40,943 --> 00:11:42,944
You know
what's really crazy?
273
00:11:43,029 --> 00:11:45,497
Living with a human being.
274
00:11:45,564 --> 00:11:47,999
Someone with
opinions and feelings.
275
00:11:48,067 --> 00:11:50,201
Gets mad just 'cause
you want to take Salsa classes
276
00:11:50,253 --> 00:11:51,836
with them one night a week.
277
00:11:51,904 --> 00:11:52,904
One night.
278
00:11:52,955 --> 00:11:54,756
He's just running away.
279
00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:56,007
He hangs out with a doll,
280
00:11:56,075 --> 00:11:58,043
he never needs
to fear rejection.
281
00:11:58,094 --> 00:11:59,210
It's sad.
282
00:11:59,278 --> 00:12:01,012
You do understand
the irony here?
283
00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:02,847
Every person in this room
has a sex doll.
284
00:12:02,915 --> 00:12:04,182
At least the patient
has the stones
285
00:12:04,249 --> 00:12:06,250
to be honest about it.
286
00:12:06,302 --> 00:12:07,269
Ooh, a metaphor.
287
00:12:07,353 --> 00:12:08,720
What you didn't foresee
is that
288
00:12:08,771 --> 00:12:10,105
is that I actually do have
a sex doll.
289
00:12:10,189 --> 00:12:11,273
Your doll is your kids.
290
00:12:11,357 --> 00:12:13,257
Yours is your parents,
291
00:12:13,309 --> 00:12:14,592
yours is your charity.
292
00:12:14,644 --> 00:12:16,544
All excuses for not being
in a relationship.
293
00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:18,429
He's not wrong.
294
00:12:18,481 --> 00:12:19,648
And you--
295
00:12:19,732 --> 00:12:21,116
I have meaningless sex
with random strangers.
296
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:22,284
Thanks for the insight,
297
00:12:22,368 --> 00:12:23,902
but I stopped that
months ago.
298
00:12:23,953 --> 00:12:24,769
I actually had
a relationship.
299
00:12:24,820 --> 00:12:26,604
With a patient.
300
00:12:26,656 --> 00:12:29,240
You just date whoever happens
to cross your path.
301
00:12:29,292 --> 00:12:31,776
My dating is getting
in the way of my dating?
302
00:12:31,827 --> 00:12:33,277
You don't go looking for
the right person.
303
00:12:33,329 --> 00:12:34,913
You just shack up
with whoever's in the room,
304
00:12:34,964 --> 00:12:36,748
and then you get surprised
and/or divorced
305
00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:38,116
when it doesn't work out.
306
00:12:38,167 --> 00:12:40,218
I'm surprised
you haven't asked Adams out yet.
307
00:12:43,288 --> 00:12:45,824
Uh, for your information,
308
00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:47,258
I've got a date tonight.
309
00:12:47,310 --> 00:12:48,893
I'll be jamming with
a cute guy and his band.
310
00:12:48,961 --> 00:12:50,145
- You'll bail.
- He's right.
311
00:12:50,229 --> 00:12:51,513
The obvious solution
is for me to
312
00:12:51,597 --> 00:12:52,797
hand my kids over
to your parents.
313
00:12:52,848 --> 00:12:54,516
Can we stop trying to argue
the premise
314
00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:55,984
and move onto figuring out
why it is
315
00:12:56,068 --> 00:12:57,686
that you're all social morons?
316
00:12:57,770 --> 00:12:59,688
You do understand
the irony here.
317
00:12:59,772 --> 00:13:02,440
You mocking us
for avoiding relationships,
318
00:13:02,508 --> 00:13:04,609
but you can't handle
losing your "doll."
319
00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:06,144
Your spending
all this time and energy
320
00:13:06,195 --> 00:13:09,180
interviewing for a new one.
321
00:13:10,633 --> 00:13:13,618
You're right.
That is stupid.
322
00:13:15,671 --> 00:13:18,623
What about the patient?
323
00:13:18,674 --> 00:13:20,625
Dude's banging a sex doll.
324
00:13:20,693 --> 00:13:24,429
A festering cesspool of bodily
fluids and associated bacteria.
325
00:13:24,496 --> 00:13:26,131
Swab her out
and find out which one.
326
00:13:28,801 --> 00:13:30,301
I need you.
327
00:13:30,353 --> 00:13:32,187
Please don't quit.
328
00:13:32,271 --> 00:13:35,306
You're the only hooker
I know who can tune a piano.
329
00:13:35,358 --> 00:13:36,725
If it's about the money,
330
00:13:36,809 --> 00:13:39,527
then I can up you
to three nights a week.
331
00:13:39,612 --> 00:13:43,347
I'm getting married, House.
332
00:13:43,399 --> 00:13:45,283
His name's Harris.
333
00:13:45,350 --> 00:13:47,035
He's a certified accountant,
334
00:13:47,119 --> 00:13:48,853
he's loves
schlocky horror movies,
335
00:13:48,904 --> 00:13:50,372
and he just moved in.
336
00:13:50,456 --> 00:13:52,240
We're very happy.
337
00:13:54,910 --> 00:13:56,544
Well, you're happy?
338
00:13:56,629 --> 00:13:58,413
Yeah, you're happy
because he doesn't know
339
00:13:58,497 --> 00:13:59,914
about your employment history.
340
00:13:59,999 --> 00:14:01,082
He knows.
341
00:14:01,167 --> 00:14:02,700
We've talked about it,
342
00:14:02,768 --> 00:14:04,169
and he accepts me
for who I am.
343
00:14:04,220 --> 00:14:07,255
No. He...
344
00:14:07,339 --> 00:14:08,640
If he accepted who you were,
345
00:14:08,707 --> 00:14:10,759
he would not be making
you give up your career.
346
00:14:10,843 --> 00:14:13,011
Women need
their own identities,
347
00:14:13,062 --> 00:14:14,596
their own livelihoods.
348
00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:19,267
Otherwise, why was I smoking
all those Virginia Slims?
349
00:14:19,351 --> 00:14:21,936
I know this is weird
for you,
350
00:14:22,021 --> 00:14:26,157
but you need to figure out
a way to be okay with it.
351
00:14:26,225 --> 00:14:28,443
I'll miss you, too.
352
00:14:53,102 --> 00:14:56,420
I feel like the stirrups
are overkill.
353
00:14:56,472 --> 00:14:58,389
I've never done a pelvic
on a doll before.
354
00:14:58,441 --> 00:15:02,610
I'm unfamiliar
with the protocol.
355
00:15:02,695 --> 00:15:04,428
I'm pretty skeeved out
right now.
356
00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:05,814
I'm not gonna lie.
357
00:15:05,898 --> 00:15:06,865
What House
said back there--
358
00:15:06,932 --> 00:15:08,432
House says
a lot of things.
359
00:15:08,484 --> 00:15:10,001
I don't just date
whoever shows up.
360
00:15:10,069 --> 00:15:13,071
I mean, I did meet women
in the hospital,
361
00:15:13,122 --> 00:15:14,906
but they weren't
just flings.
362
00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:16,374
Basically, you're explaining
363
00:15:16,441 --> 00:15:17,625
why you're not going
to ask me out.
364
00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:18,943
That's not what I was--
365
00:15:20,813 --> 00:15:22,714
did you want me
to ask you out?
366
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:24,799
Yeah.
367
00:15:24,884 --> 00:15:26,918
I told Park to tell Taub
368
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:28,603
to tell House
to pass you that note.
369
00:15:31,290 --> 00:15:32,590
It's completely clean
in there.
370
00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:36,127
He said
he just bathed her.
371
00:15:37,296 --> 00:15:38,680
Adams...
372
00:15:38,764 --> 00:15:41,766
there's a swelling
beneath the skin...
373
00:15:41,817 --> 00:15:45,469
3-inch mass.
374
00:15:45,521 --> 00:15:47,471
Is it...
375
00:15:47,523 --> 00:15:49,657
Part of the doll's skeleton?
376
00:15:49,742 --> 00:15:51,642
It feels like a tumor.
377
00:16:05,384 --> 00:16:08,486
CT showed an air-filled mass
in the doll's abdomen.
378
00:16:08,493 --> 00:16:10,444
It's probably just
a chemical reaction.
379
00:16:10,495 --> 00:16:13,197
Henry left her too close
to a heating pipe or something.
380
00:16:13,281 --> 00:16:14,982
This guy brushes her hair
every morning,
381
00:16:15,033 --> 00:16:17,034
brings home movies for them
to watch together.
382
00:16:17,119 --> 00:16:18,619
You think he tosses her
in a broom closet
383
00:16:18,670 --> 00:16:19,987
at the end of each day?
384
00:16:20,038 --> 00:16:23,057
More likely than
it getting stomach cancer.
385
00:16:23,125 --> 00:16:24,925
How about clostridium?
386
00:16:24,993 --> 00:16:26,961
Bacteria got trapped in
the airtight cavity,
387
00:16:27,012 --> 00:16:28,495
produced gas...
388
00:16:28,547 --> 00:16:30,348
It doesn't explain
the neurological issue.
389
00:16:30,432 --> 00:16:31,832
We can explain that
the same way
390
00:16:31,883 --> 00:16:33,968
we explain
the tooth fairy.
391
00:16:36,138 --> 00:16:38,839
Oh, I get
to play Solomon.
392
00:16:38,890 --> 00:16:40,725
Cut the doll open.
393
00:16:40,809 --> 00:16:42,509
We can't just destroy
the patient's property.
394
00:16:42,561 --> 00:16:44,111
That thing cost 7 grand.
395
00:16:44,179 --> 00:16:46,180
Exactly.
Ask him for consent.
396
00:16:46,231 --> 00:16:47,514
If he says yes,
397
00:16:47,566 --> 00:16:49,116
then we get to
go hunting bacteria.
398
00:16:49,184 --> 00:16:50,818
If he says no, there's no need
because he's crazy,
399
00:16:50,869 --> 00:16:52,703
and we need a different theory.
400
00:16:52,788 --> 00:16:53,738
See ya.
401
00:16:53,822 --> 00:16:55,823
Gotta go build a temple.
402
00:16:59,628 --> 00:17:01,595
Okay.
403
00:17:01,663 --> 00:17:03,047
You sure?
404
00:17:03,131 --> 00:17:05,049
It won't be able to heal
when we're done.
405
00:17:05,133 --> 00:17:08,169
But you think she could tell you
what's wrong with me.
406
00:17:08,220 --> 00:17:10,704
Yes.
407
00:17:12,424 --> 00:17:14,475
Okay.
408
00:17:25,220 --> 00:17:27,104
Should we take her
to the procedure room?
409
00:17:27,189 --> 00:17:29,490
It's not a her, which means
we can do this anywhere.
410
00:17:36,832 --> 00:17:38,365
Adams...
411
00:17:38,417 --> 00:17:39,733
You can know
something's not real
412
00:17:39,785 --> 00:17:41,619
and still love it.
413
00:17:49,911 --> 00:17:54,515
I think the procedure room
might be better for this.
414
00:18:02,691 --> 00:18:04,291
You are a horrible person.
415
00:18:06,495 --> 00:18:08,696
All I need is to break up
one marriage.
416
00:18:08,763 --> 00:18:10,197
You've broken up
three of your own.
417
00:18:10,265 --> 00:18:13,734
You're like the Stephen Hawking
of killing relationships.
418
00:18:13,785 --> 00:18:15,069
Actually, no,
Stephen Hawking
419
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:16,137
is the Stephen Hawking of--
420
00:18:16,204 --> 00:18:19,156
Okay.
I have work to do.
421
00:18:19,241 --> 00:18:20,658
Your computer is off.
422
00:18:20,742 --> 00:18:23,210
Sorry, I can't hear you
over my "stereo."
423
00:18:23,278 --> 00:18:24,278
Why do you assume
that marriage
424
00:18:24,329 --> 00:18:26,881
is better than hooking?
425
00:18:26,948 --> 00:18:27,882
We don't know anything
about the guy.
426
00:18:27,949 --> 00:18:28,883
He could be
a serial killer.
427
00:18:28,950 --> 00:18:30,468
Even if that were true,
428
00:18:30,552 --> 00:18:32,336
it would still be a toss-up.
429
00:18:32,420 --> 00:18:34,621
What kind of guy
marries a hooker?
430
00:18:34,673 --> 00:18:35,890
Somebody who hires hookers.
431
00:18:35,957 --> 00:18:38,058
And someone who hires hookers
432
00:18:38,126 --> 00:18:40,427
is not exactly
the monogamous type.
433
00:18:40,479 --> 00:18:42,396
If we expose him
as a cheater...
434
00:18:42,463 --> 00:18:43,481
You're a coward.
435
00:18:43,565 --> 00:18:44,899
Would a coward
fight to the end
436
00:18:44,966 --> 00:18:48,352
to save a damsel in
soon-to-be-proved distress?
437
00:18:48,436 --> 00:18:50,571
Absolutely, if what
he's afraid of is other damsels.
438
00:18:50,638 --> 00:18:53,307
Your last relationship
failed so miserably,
439
00:18:53,358 --> 00:18:54,492
you ended up in jail.
440
00:18:54,576 --> 00:18:56,443
Now you're clinging
to this hooker
441
00:18:56,495 --> 00:18:58,779
when there are about
3 billion other women out there
442
00:18:58,830 --> 00:19:00,480
who aren't call girls,
443
00:19:00,532 --> 00:19:02,316
some of whom are attractive
and intelligent,
444
00:19:02,367 --> 00:19:04,818
one of whom is living
in your apartment
445
00:19:04,870 --> 00:19:07,588
and is married to you!
446
00:19:10,592 --> 00:19:13,327
You're right.
447
00:19:13,378 --> 00:19:15,129
Why am I asking you
for help?
448
00:19:22,170 --> 00:19:23,804
You shouldn't sleep
with Chase.
449
00:19:23,855 --> 00:19:26,807
Thank, God.
You got here just in time.
450
00:19:26,858 --> 00:19:28,792
What do you have
against him?
451
00:19:28,860 --> 00:19:30,978
Nothing,
but House has a way
452
00:19:31,029 --> 00:19:32,196
of getting
into people's heads.
453
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:33,647
Just like last week
454
00:19:33,698 --> 00:19:36,016
when he was prying into
your relationship with Chase?
455
00:19:36,067 --> 00:19:39,286
It was silly then,
and it's silly now.
456
00:19:39,354 --> 00:19:41,188
Why was it silly then?
457
00:19:41,239 --> 00:19:44,074
I'm not 5'9" with curves
and flowing hair,
458
00:19:44,159 --> 00:19:46,026
so it's impossible for me
to get it on
459
00:19:46,077 --> 00:19:47,661
with a good-looking guy?
460
00:19:47,712 --> 00:19:49,830
Wow.
Do you resent me?
461
00:19:49,881 --> 00:19:52,666
You're the quirky,
hardworking sophomore
462
00:19:52,717 --> 00:19:56,053
and I'm the evil cheerleader
who steals boys?
463
00:19:56,137 --> 00:19:59,206
If you're not getting any,
it's not my fault.
464
00:20:04,396 --> 00:20:07,398
Should we get the one with
the panda on it or the bird?
465
00:20:07,482 --> 00:20:09,099
Good choice.
466
00:20:09,184 --> 00:20:11,569
Pandas eat only bamboo,
467
00:20:11,653 --> 00:20:14,488
they know nothing about cereal.
468
00:20:16,741 --> 00:20:20,077
Your little girl
is adorable.
469
00:20:20,161 --> 00:20:21,395
Thanks.
470
00:20:21,446 --> 00:20:22,780
She keeps me very busy.
471
00:20:22,864 --> 00:20:25,165
You and her mom
must be very proud.
472
00:20:26,418 --> 00:20:31,805
Her mother...
Died in childbirth.
473
00:20:37,712 --> 00:20:40,714
[The Association's
Never My Love]
474
00:20:40,765 --> 00:20:45,302
♪ You ask me
if there'll come a time ♪
475
00:20:45,387 --> 00:20:50,441
♪ when I grow tired of you ♪
476
00:20:50,525 --> 00:20:52,610
♪ never my love ♪
477
00:20:52,694 --> 00:20:55,646
♪ never my love ♪
478
00:20:55,730 --> 00:21:00,534
♪ never my love
never my love ♪
479
00:21:00,601 --> 00:21:03,904
♪ how can you think love
will end ♪
480
00:21:03,955 --> 00:21:06,457
♪ when I've asked you
to spend ♪
481
00:21:06,541 --> 00:21:10,277
♪ your whole life ♪
482
00:21:10,328 --> 00:21:11,378
Amy.
483
00:21:11,446 --> 00:21:13,447
How'd it go?
484
00:21:13,498 --> 00:21:15,949
We're growing cultures now,
485
00:21:16,001 --> 00:21:19,336
but she looked clean,
and there was no telltale smell.
486
00:21:19,421 --> 00:21:20,971
I'm guessing the lump
was just an air bubble
487
00:21:21,056 --> 00:21:22,973
that got trapped in the mold.
488
00:21:23,058 --> 00:21:25,292
You bandaged her up.
489
00:21:25,343 --> 00:21:27,144
I threw in some stitches, too.
490
00:21:27,228 --> 00:21:31,432
Just wanted to make her
look her best.
491
00:21:31,483 --> 00:21:33,517
Do you want me to put her
in her chair?
492
00:21:35,020 --> 00:21:36,636
Henry?
493
00:21:38,773 --> 00:21:40,190
Call a code!
494
00:21:50,603 --> 00:21:52,437
You looking at
the apartment with those
495
00:21:52,504 --> 00:21:53,939
or the transit of Mercury?
496
00:21:54,006 --> 00:21:55,857
If night comes,
you'll be thanking me.
497
00:21:55,942 --> 00:21:57,809
They're seeking heat.
498
00:21:57,860 --> 00:21:59,060
He's an accountant.
499
00:21:59,145 --> 00:22:01,112
How late do you think
he's going to party?
500
00:22:01,180 --> 00:22:03,231
I bought jar to pee in.
501
00:22:04,734 --> 00:22:06,534
Yeah.
502
00:22:06,619 --> 00:22:07,852
We heard crackles
in Henry's lungs.
503
00:22:07,903 --> 00:22:09,454
We diuresed him,
but he still needs oxygen.
504
00:22:09,521 --> 00:22:11,356
Echo shows
normal heart function.
505
00:22:11,407 --> 00:22:13,541
Could be high output failure
from anemia.
506
00:22:13,626 --> 00:22:14,826
Hematocrit was rock normal.
507
00:22:14,894 --> 00:22:16,294
What is this? Mushroom?
508
00:22:16,362 --> 00:22:18,263
Say "mushroom," charge $2.
509
00:22:18,331 --> 00:22:21,333
Say "truffle," charge $5.
510
00:22:21,384 --> 00:22:24,369
Is that the man who wants
to marry hooker?
511
00:22:24,420 --> 00:22:25,670
Probably.
512
00:22:25,721 --> 00:22:27,205
But he's not
the one we're after.
513
00:22:27,256 --> 00:22:28,807
Should we ask?
514
00:22:28,874 --> 00:22:30,308
Nope.
Oh!
515
00:22:30,376 --> 00:22:32,510
How rude of me
not to situate you.
516
00:22:32,561 --> 00:22:34,396
I'm doing Emily a favor.
517
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:36,348
We're going to track
her fiance
518
00:22:36,399 --> 00:22:38,683
until Dominika can
seduce and expose him
519
00:22:38,734 --> 00:22:40,819
as the lying cheater
I need him to be.
520
00:22:40,886 --> 00:22:43,054
I'm guessing she didn't ask
for this favor.
521
00:22:43,105 --> 00:22:44,522
Oh, you know,
the noblest gifts
522
00:22:44,573 --> 00:22:46,358
are the ones
we give anonymously.
523
00:22:46,409 --> 00:22:48,443
Crackles are nonspecific.
524
00:22:48,527 --> 00:22:51,663
Hypoxia plus bleeding could
indicate D.I.C. or some other--
525
00:22:51,730 --> 00:22:53,615
no neurological symptoms?
526
00:22:53,699 --> 00:22:55,917
I knew your bleeding heart
would bring you around.
527
00:22:56,002 --> 00:22:57,886
Too bad it's also taking you
off the market.
528
00:22:57,953 --> 00:22:59,671
And by market, I mean Chase.
529
00:22:59,738 --> 00:23:02,573
Come on, buck up, Chase.
530
00:23:02,625 --> 00:23:05,927
There's always Park.
Unless...
531
00:23:06,012 --> 00:23:08,113
How did band practice go?
532
00:23:08,180 --> 00:23:09,798
- Great.
- Does she look like she's lying?
533
00:23:09,882 --> 00:23:10,849
Kind of.
534
00:23:10,916 --> 00:23:13,968
Popo needed a ride
to the doctor,
535
00:23:14,053 --> 00:23:15,270
and my mom couldn't,
so--
536
00:23:15,354 --> 00:23:19,590
You're terrified of dating
because...
537
00:23:19,642 --> 00:23:22,927
a previous relationship ended
because your latent rage
538
00:23:22,978 --> 00:23:24,896
made you vicious in arguments.
539
00:23:24,947 --> 00:23:26,131
Or--
540
00:23:26,198 --> 00:23:27,365
Or reincarnation.
541
00:23:27,433 --> 00:23:28,933
In a past life,
she was Anne Boleyn.
542
00:23:28,984 --> 00:23:29,801
Interesting.
543
00:23:29,869 --> 00:23:31,602
Taub feels confident enough
544
00:23:31,654 --> 00:23:33,872
to turn the spotlight
on himself.
545
00:23:33,939 --> 00:23:36,374
It's almost as
if he wants me to ask...
546
00:23:36,442 --> 00:23:37,575
What's her name?
547
00:23:37,626 --> 00:23:38,943
Wendy Jacobson.
548
00:23:38,994 --> 00:23:41,129
33, Brown grad,
family therapist.
549
00:23:41,213 --> 00:23:42,630
Nice choice.
550
00:23:42,715 --> 00:23:44,049
Since you got two families
to "therapize."
551
00:23:44,116 --> 00:23:45,300
First date,
552
00:23:45,384 --> 00:23:46,468
we didn't discuss everything
important--
553
00:23:46,552 --> 00:23:49,170
So it was just
a one-night stand.
554
00:23:49,255 --> 00:23:52,006
You're wrong.
I actually like her.
555
00:23:52,091 --> 00:23:53,224
I'm going to see her again.
556
00:23:53,292 --> 00:23:55,226
Mazel tov.
557
00:23:55,294 --> 00:23:57,962
Great relationships often start
with snap decisions
558
00:23:58,013 --> 00:23:59,630
aimed at proving me wrong.
559
00:23:59,682 --> 00:24:02,500
Air bubble in the doll could
mean the silicone is degrading.
560
00:24:02,568 --> 00:24:03,935
If he hailed some particles...
561
00:24:04,003 --> 00:24:05,737
Silicone deposition.
562
00:24:05,804 --> 00:24:07,572
That could work.
563
00:24:07,639 --> 00:24:09,908
Start him on plasmapheresis.
564
00:24:09,975 --> 00:24:11,943
Now, turning to Adams,
565
00:24:11,994 --> 00:24:13,945
my theory is tripartite--
566
00:24:16,449 --> 00:24:17,982
Want to hear my thesis?
567
00:24:18,033 --> 00:24:19,667
It's kind of interesting.
568
00:24:19,752 --> 00:24:22,653
No man comes out.
569
00:24:22,705 --> 00:24:28,126
But old naked lady in 3-C
is eating whole block of cheese.
570
00:24:28,177 --> 00:24:29,961
Will this hurt?
571
00:24:30,012 --> 00:24:32,464
No, you might feel
a little cold, though.
572
00:24:32,515 --> 00:24:34,299
Crap.
573
00:24:34,350 --> 00:24:35,133
Hey.
574
00:24:35,184 --> 00:24:36,851
I only have a second,
575
00:24:36,936 --> 00:24:38,503
but I went to
the time travel lecture.
576
00:24:38,554 --> 00:24:40,939
Ah.
577
00:24:41,006 --> 00:24:43,808
Whoa.
578
00:24:43,859 --> 00:24:48,513
That is...awesome.
579
00:24:48,564 --> 00:24:52,117
What is it?
580
00:24:52,184 --> 00:24:54,819
It's so...
581
00:24:54,870 --> 00:24:58,656
Oh, realistic.
582
00:24:58,707 --> 00:25:00,542
Oh, and it's all bandaged up.
583
00:25:02,861 --> 00:25:05,263
It is one of those
CPR things?
584
00:25:05,331 --> 00:25:07,698
No.
585
00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:08,699
We're starting a procedure.
586
00:25:08,751 --> 00:25:10,218
A little privacy--
587
00:25:10,302 --> 00:25:13,388
No, no, it's--
it's good that she's here.
588
00:25:13,472 --> 00:25:15,390
Molly,
589
00:25:15,474 --> 00:25:18,643
I'd like you
to meet Amy.
590
00:25:20,212 --> 00:25:21,563
What?
591
00:25:21,630 --> 00:25:25,216
I'm serious.
592
00:25:25,267 --> 00:25:27,886
I know it seems
a little strange,
593
00:25:27,953 --> 00:25:31,940
but she means a lot to me.
594
00:25:33,659 --> 00:25:38,363
I, um, got
to get back to work.
595
00:25:38,414 --> 00:25:40,398
But you just got here.
Sit down.
596
00:25:40,449 --> 00:25:41,749
Yeah, but I--
597
00:25:41,834 --> 00:25:44,752
I said that I only had a second.
598
00:25:48,007 --> 00:25:50,842
Enjoy the handouts.
599
00:26:06,058 --> 00:26:08,459
Whoa.
600
00:26:16,952 --> 00:26:20,438
Listen, um,
I have to admit something.
601
00:26:20,489 --> 00:26:22,407
Okay.
602
00:26:27,779 --> 00:26:29,614
Her mom isn't dead.
603
00:26:29,665 --> 00:26:31,716
We're separated.
604
00:26:31,784 --> 00:26:34,002
Uh-huh.
605
00:26:34,086 --> 00:26:37,589
You're the first person
I've asked out since then.
606
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:41,792
I'm not used to explaining...
I panicked.
607
00:26:41,844 --> 00:26:44,729
Which I regret, because now
that I've gotten to know you,
608
00:26:44,797 --> 00:26:48,483
I like you.
609
00:26:48,567 --> 00:26:51,519
It was a really stupid lie.
610
00:26:51,604 --> 00:26:53,804
I'm sorry.
611
00:26:54,973 --> 00:26:56,974
Was that a different baby?
612
00:26:59,878 --> 00:27:01,946
No...
613
00:27:03,499 --> 00:27:04,682
That was a different baby.
614
00:27:26,305 --> 00:27:29,023
It's nice having you here.
615
00:27:29,108 --> 00:27:32,243
I wish you could come over
and get in bed with me.
616
00:27:38,067 --> 00:27:39,784
Like this?
617
00:27:39,851 --> 00:27:42,019
You're talking?
618
00:27:42,071 --> 00:27:43,404
It's not all I can do.
619
00:28:00,222 --> 00:28:02,223
Amy, there are doctors...
620
00:28:02,308 --> 00:28:04,092
Shh...
621
00:28:04,176 --> 00:28:05,943
I don't know.
622
00:28:06,011 --> 00:28:09,597
Just put your hands on me.
623
00:28:24,780 --> 00:28:26,897
It hurts.
624
00:28:26,949 --> 00:28:28,116
It hurts...
625
00:28:40,512 --> 00:28:42,680
Pushing Lorazepam.
626
00:28:42,748 --> 00:28:46,017
If it wasn't neurological
before, it sure is now.
627
00:28:46,084 --> 00:28:48,186
Right upper quadrant's
distended.
628
00:28:48,253 --> 00:28:50,938
He's hallucinating because
his liver's failing.
629
00:28:58,041 --> 00:29:00,442
Elevated transaminases
confirm liver failure.
630
00:29:00,579 --> 00:29:01,412
We'll have to put him
on the transplant list
631
00:29:01,463 --> 00:29:02,914
in a couple days.
632
00:29:02,982 --> 00:29:05,049
It's clearly not the silicone.
Could be vasculitis.
633
00:29:05,100 --> 00:29:06,467
Serologies were negative.
634
00:29:08,270 --> 00:29:10,755
Yeah,
if you want Adams to hear,
635
00:29:10,806 --> 00:29:13,924
you might want to not stand
so conspicuously far away.
636
00:29:13,976 --> 00:29:15,193
I'm making coffee.
637
00:29:15,260 --> 00:29:17,812
And sometimes,
I date co-workers.
638
00:29:17,896 --> 00:29:19,263
Like everyone else
on the planet.
639
00:29:19,315 --> 00:29:20,365
Hepatic fibrosis.
640
00:29:20,432 --> 00:29:21,616
If it damaged his platelets,
641
00:29:21,700 --> 00:29:22,617
it'd explain the bleeding.
642
00:29:22,701 --> 00:29:23,985
Unexpected.
643
00:29:24,069 --> 00:29:25,286
I actually thought
you might agree with my theory.
644
00:29:25,371 --> 00:29:27,438
Because that would mean
nothing's your fault.
645
00:29:27,489 --> 00:29:29,907
You fell into relationships
based on proximity.
646
00:29:29,959 --> 00:29:31,125
Of course they failed.
647
00:29:31,210 --> 00:29:32,710
But I guess I was wrong.
648
00:29:32,778 --> 00:29:36,280
You picked perfect women.
You just screwed it up.
649
00:29:36,332 --> 00:29:38,833
How about all five of us
live together
650
00:29:38,917 --> 00:29:40,668
and the $7,000 sex doll?
651
00:29:40,753 --> 00:29:41,819
It'll solve all our hang-ups.
652
00:29:41,887 --> 00:29:43,121
$7,000?
653
00:29:43,188 --> 00:29:45,556
Adams suggests
that we all sleep together,
654
00:29:45,624 --> 00:29:47,792
and your issue is high prices?
655
00:29:47,860 --> 00:29:49,177
Pretty sure she was joking.
656
00:29:49,261 --> 00:29:50,979
Yes, I'm 99% sure
that you're right,
657
00:29:51,063 --> 00:29:52,430
but I would never
forgive myself--
658
00:29:52,481 --> 00:29:53,681
Those dolls are only $5,000.
659
00:29:53,766 --> 00:29:56,434
He must have had it customized
somehow.
660
00:29:59,938 --> 00:30:02,306
Oh, like, you didn't check
the website?
661
00:30:02,374 --> 00:30:04,809
I guess we don't need to ask
how your dating life is going.
662
00:30:04,860 --> 00:30:06,227
I was curious.
663
00:30:06,295 --> 00:30:08,329
Hepatic fibrosis wouldn't cause
difficulty breathing.
664
00:30:08,414 --> 00:30:11,482
It would if liver failure
opened pulmonary av shunts.
665
00:30:11,533 --> 00:30:12,583
Fibrosis fits.
666
00:30:12,651 --> 00:30:14,151
Start the patient on steroids
667
00:30:14,203 --> 00:30:16,788
and find out how
he pimped his ride.
668
00:30:16,839 --> 00:30:18,539
Why?
669
00:30:18,624 --> 00:30:20,925
Because
I don't know the answer.
670
00:30:32,438 --> 00:30:33,855
Hey.
671
00:30:33,939 --> 00:30:35,005
Foosball?
672
00:30:35,057 --> 00:30:37,141
Can't.
Marriage to destroy.
673
00:30:37,192 --> 00:30:40,010
Okay...
674
00:30:40,062 --> 00:30:44,014
"Okay" as in passive-aggressive
reverse psychology?
675
00:30:44,066 --> 00:30:46,617
Or as in depressed resignation
676
00:30:46,685 --> 00:30:50,388
"okay" as in
I changed my mind.
677
00:30:50,456 --> 00:30:52,123
Expand.
678
00:30:52,190 --> 00:30:55,710
Oh, it's morally reprehensible
and bound to fail,
679
00:30:55,794 --> 00:30:57,295
but in a weird way,
it's a step forward.
680
00:30:57,362 --> 00:30:58,463
This thing with Emily.
681
00:30:58,530 --> 00:30:59,497
Contract.
682
00:30:59,548 --> 00:31:01,198
It's real without being real.
683
00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:03,668
It's a long-term relationship
that can't actually hurt you.
684
00:31:03,719 --> 00:31:06,087
It's, um...a stepping stone.
685
00:31:06,171 --> 00:31:07,138
It means you want more.
686
00:31:09,808 --> 00:31:12,427
So, passive-aggressive
reverse psychology.
687
00:31:12,511 --> 00:31:14,028
Got it.
688
00:31:20,436 --> 00:31:22,770
Try not to come on
too strong, okay?
689
00:31:22,855 --> 00:31:24,856
Just get to know him a little.
Ease into it.
690
00:31:24,907 --> 00:31:26,724
Why would I ease?
691
00:31:26,775 --> 00:31:28,225
True.
692
00:31:28,277 --> 00:31:30,611
You could just walk up and
stick your hand down his pants,
693
00:31:30,696 --> 00:31:32,196
but I heard
there's a middle step.
694
00:31:32,247 --> 00:31:34,398
Men want to have sex.
695
00:31:34,450 --> 00:31:36,451
Not with crazy people.
696
00:31:36,535 --> 00:31:38,503
Well, yes,
a lot with crazy people,
697
00:31:38,570 --> 00:31:40,237
but not that kind of crazy.
698
00:31:40,289 --> 00:31:41,956
Well, yeah,
that kind of crazy--
699
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:44,459
They don't care how crazy
if she look like me.
700
00:31:44,543 --> 00:31:47,762
Okay.
Easing.
701
00:31:53,051 --> 00:31:55,686
Hi.
Hey.
702
00:31:55,754 --> 00:31:58,639
I'm Jennifer,
new to marketing department.
703
00:31:58,724 --> 00:32:00,641
Harris.
Accounts receivable.
704
00:32:00,726 --> 00:32:02,143
Oh, interesting.
705
00:32:02,227 --> 00:32:04,645
Do you want to get
out of here and have sex?
706
00:32:04,730 --> 00:32:06,697
Uh, sure.
707
00:32:08,934 --> 00:32:11,619
You know, I got 45 minutes
left on my lunch break.
708
00:32:11,703 --> 00:32:13,938
Mm-hmm.
Where you wanna go?
709
00:32:13,989 --> 00:32:19,127
Off to a place where men don't
cheat on the women they love.
710
00:32:19,211 --> 00:32:20,778
You're not invited,
obviously.
711
00:32:20,829 --> 00:32:23,548
Cheating?
What are you talking about?
712
00:32:23,615 --> 00:32:25,899
Why, I hope you're speaking
713
00:32:25,901 --> 00:32:28,753
out of some deep kind
of moral relativism because--
714
00:32:28,804 --> 00:32:30,888
Who are you people?
715
00:32:32,307 --> 00:32:33,758
You're not Emily's fiance.
716
00:32:33,809 --> 00:32:38,596
Emily's my sister.
717
00:32:41,934 --> 00:32:46,154
We called the company
that made Amy.
718
00:32:46,221 --> 00:32:50,808
They said they modeled her after
some photos you sent them.
719
00:32:55,164 --> 00:32:57,498
Who is she?
720
00:32:59,535 --> 00:33:01,669
We met last Christmas.
721
00:33:01,753 --> 00:33:05,322
She's a yoga instructor.
722
00:33:05,374 --> 00:33:06,824
Totally different from me.
723
00:33:06,875 --> 00:33:10,862
She--she loved Chopin,
hated Indian food.
724
00:33:13,515 --> 00:33:18,636
She changed entire my life
for 17 weeks.
725
00:33:24,193 --> 00:33:28,246
My husband cheated on me...
726
00:33:30,449 --> 00:33:36,220
With a girl he met on the plane
coming back from our honeymoon.
727
00:33:38,457 --> 00:33:41,826
It's not easy to get past things
like that.
728
00:33:45,681 --> 00:33:49,400
She wasn't unfaithful.
She didn't betray me.
729
00:33:49,468 --> 00:33:54,572
She just...she just wasn't
in love with me.
730
00:34:01,212 --> 00:34:04,682
I know Amy's not going
to break your heart.
731
00:34:04,750 --> 00:34:07,485
But she's also not going
to change your life.
732
00:34:14,559 --> 00:34:17,328
The lights are bright.
733
00:34:19,448 --> 00:34:22,533
Sorry.
What's happening to me?
734
00:34:22,584 --> 00:34:24,201
Is your neck stiff?
735
00:34:24,253 --> 00:34:25,870
Yeah.
736
00:34:25,921 --> 00:34:29,590
I think you have meningitis.
737
00:34:29,675 --> 00:34:31,408
I'm not leaving
the business.
738
00:34:31,460 --> 00:34:36,647
I'm just leaving you.
739
00:34:36,715 --> 00:34:37,748
I didn't want you
to feel bad.
740
00:34:37,799 --> 00:34:38,883
So let me get this straight.
741
00:34:38,934 --> 00:34:42,119
I'm being dumped
by a hooker...
742
00:34:42,187 --> 00:34:43,554
Who's worried about
my feelings?
743
00:34:43,622 --> 00:34:44,622
You're married.
744
00:34:44,690 --> 00:34:46,440
Half your clients
are married.
745
00:34:46,525 --> 00:34:47,942
And you're a hooker.
746
00:34:48,026 --> 00:34:50,761
My other guys sneak around,
747
00:34:50,812 --> 00:34:52,396
but you'll take me
into the bedroom
748
00:34:52,447 --> 00:34:53,698
while your wife's
in the next room.
749
00:34:53,765 --> 00:34:55,683
That's just...mean.
750
00:34:55,751 --> 00:34:57,434
Oh, my God.
751
00:34:57,486 --> 00:35:00,171
The marriage, it's a sham.
752
00:35:00,238 --> 00:35:03,374
The only really thing
about it is the green card
753
00:35:03,441 --> 00:35:05,826
she's going to get
at the end of it.
754
00:35:05,911 --> 00:35:08,112
So, if you want
to get the meter running...
755
00:35:08,163 --> 00:35:10,131
It's still mean.
756
00:35:10,215 --> 00:35:14,051
It's not a marriage.
It's a felony.
757
00:35:16,088 --> 00:35:18,022
I've seen how she looks at you
when you're together.
758
00:35:18,090 --> 00:35:19,523
Trust me.
759
00:35:19,591 --> 00:35:20,891
She likes you.
760
00:35:20,959 --> 00:35:25,146
And I've seen
how you look at her.
761
00:35:33,763 --> 00:35:36,848
Fever's up 105.
He's not responding to meds.
762
00:35:36,899 --> 00:35:38,850
At this rate,
he'll be dead
763
00:35:38,901 --> 00:35:40,235
by the time we get
the cultures back.
764
00:35:40,319 --> 00:35:42,153
Spinal fluid was full
of white cells.
765
00:35:42,221 --> 00:35:43,738
Meningitis could be
carcinomatous.
766
00:35:43,823 --> 00:35:45,323
Cytology showed nothing.
767
00:35:45,391 --> 00:35:48,410
An amoebic infection would cause
fever and meningitis.
768
00:35:48,494 --> 00:35:49,411
But not liver failure.
769
00:35:49,495 --> 00:35:51,363
It could if he had a clot.
770
00:35:51,414 --> 00:35:54,015
How could amoebas get past
his cribriform plate?
771
00:35:54,083 --> 00:35:57,619
He went swimming in
a frozen lake in New Jersey?
772
00:35:59,872 --> 00:36:02,540
Adams said his ex-girlfriend
was a yoga instructor.
773
00:36:02,591 --> 00:36:03,959
Maybe he sprained his chakras.
774
00:36:04,043 --> 00:36:05,293
Yoga nuts are
way more likely
775
00:36:05,378 --> 00:36:06,744
to be into
alternative medicine.
776
00:36:06,796 --> 00:36:10,598
He has this little weird teapot
in his house.
777
00:36:10,683 --> 00:36:12,417
What was it like?
778
00:36:12,468 --> 00:36:17,522
Um, little.
Weird. Teapot-ish.
779
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:25,764
Like that?
780
00:36:25,831 --> 00:36:27,399
Yeah.
781
00:36:27,466 --> 00:36:29,567
You think he drinks some
sort of toxic herbal tea?
782
00:36:29,635 --> 00:36:30,669
Yes...
783
00:36:30,736 --> 00:36:33,938
If by "tea,"
you mean salted tap water.
784
00:36:33,990 --> 00:36:36,607
And by "drink,"
you mean poured up his nose.
785
00:36:36,659 --> 00:36:39,210
His girlfriend didn't just leave
him with a broken heart.
786
00:36:39,278 --> 00:36:41,246
She left him with a neti pot.
787
00:36:41,313 --> 00:36:42,464
It's an Indian method of.
788
00:36:42,548 --> 00:36:46,117
Of clearing the sinuses
during allergy season.
789
00:36:46,168 --> 00:36:47,752
Also known as now.
790
00:36:47,803 --> 00:36:51,723
The distilled water can act
as a snot flushing system.
791
00:36:51,790 --> 00:36:55,443
With tap water, it can act
as an amoeba delivery system
792
00:36:55,511 --> 00:36:57,128
to the fluids around the brain.
793
00:36:57,196 --> 00:36:58,930
Start him on metronidazole.
794
00:36:58,981 --> 00:37:01,032
If he's lucky,
he'll get to see
795
00:37:01,100 --> 00:37:04,069
his plastic children
walk down the aisle.
796
00:37:08,974 --> 00:37:11,076
My neck
feels much better.
797
00:37:11,143 --> 00:37:12,410
Your fever's gone,
798
00:37:12,478 --> 00:37:14,696
and your liver function's
almost back to normal.
799
00:37:14,780 --> 00:37:16,414
You should be able
to go home soon.
800
00:37:16,482 --> 00:37:19,117
I'm going to have some hospital
bills to pay.
801
00:37:19,168 --> 00:37:23,654
I don't suppose used sex dolls
go for anything online.
802
00:37:25,791 --> 00:37:28,543
Dr. Adams?
803
00:37:28,627 --> 00:37:31,496
Can I get your email?
804
00:37:31,547 --> 00:37:33,431
What for?
805
00:37:35,217 --> 00:37:38,386
I just thought maybe
we could see each other again.
806
00:37:41,340 --> 00:37:42,390
I-I can't.
807
00:37:42,475 --> 00:37:43,742
No, I know.
808
00:37:43,809 --> 00:37:45,193
It's a professionalism thing,
809
00:37:45,277 --> 00:37:47,479
but you won't be my doctor
when I get out of here.
810
00:37:47,530 --> 00:37:49,514
It's not that.
It's--
811
00:37:49,565 --> 00:37:50,648
what is it?
812
00:37:50,699 --> 00:37:52,850
You said I should
change my life.
813
00:37:52,902 --> 00:37:54,569
You were talking
about yourself, too.
814
00:37:54,653 --> 00:37:56,621
I know you were.
Henry, I--
815
00:37:56,688 --> 00:37:59,157
I think you should
ask Molly out.
816
00:38:04,213 --> 00:38:06,214
I should have known
this would happen.
817
00:38:06,298 --> 00:38:08,967
You're a good guy, Henry.
818
00:38:09,034 --> 00:38:14,038
You deserve more than a doll.
819
00:38:15,391 --> 00:38:20,044
Promise me
you'll keep trying.
820
00:38:20,096 --> 00:38:22,564
Okay.
821
00:38:30,489 --> 00:38:32,991
Date tonight?
822
00:38:36,662 --> 00:38:38,229
So she can't deal.
823
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:40,031
There's someone
out there who can.
824
00:38:40,082 --> 00:38:41,783
You just got to find her.
825
00:38:41,867 --> 00:38:43,585
I'd love to prove
House wrong,
826
00:38:43,669 --> 00:38:47,205
but...I ruined my marriage,
827
00:38:47,256 --> 00:38:48,673
broke two people's hearts,
828
00:38:48,740 --> 00:38:50,258
had two kids who are always
829
00:38:50,342 --> 00:38:52,927
going to wonder why I didn't
love their mommy enough.
830
00:38:53,012 --> 00:38:58,299
It's better if I just...
focus on what I do have.
831
00:39:01,470 --> 00:39:03,938
Give that band guy a call.
832
00:39:04,023 --> 00:39:06,524
I'm not that good at guitar.
833
00:39:06,592 --> 00:39:10,562
Or flirting or small talk.
834
00:39:10,613 --> 00:39:13,698
I'm not as pretty as Adams,
835
00:39:13,765 --> 00:39:17,101
I have stuffy clothes,
and I hate my hair.
836
00:39:17,153 --> 00:39:20,321
Adams works 80 hours a week
fixing bunions on hobos
837
00:39:20,406 --> 00:39:23,708
because she can't face getting
to know someone new.
838
00:39:23,775 --> 00:39:24,976
Trust me.
839
00:39:25,044 --> 00:39:30,448
You find a boyfriend,
she'll be the jealous one.
840
00:39:34,086 --> 00:39:36,504
See you tomorrow.
841
00:39:38,557 --> 00:39:41,392
Do you...
842
00:39:42,961 --> 00:39:45,296
want to get a drink?
843
00:39:45,347 --> 00:39:48,066
To annoy Park
or to prove House wrong?
844
00:39:48,133 --> 00:39:52,136
Oh, I...
It's just, um...
845
00:39:52,188 --> 00:39:54,772
I think it's time
for a change.
846
00:39:57,443 --> 00:40:02,380
I don't really think that's
a good idea for me right now.
847
00:40:04,816 --> 00:40:09,120
House has a way
of getting in people's heads.
848
00:40:09,171 --> 00:40:12,290
Yeah.
Yeah.
849
00:40:23,335 --> 00:40:25,353
No, mom.
I'm still at work.
850
00:40:26,772 --> 00:40:28,839
I'll be home in a couple hours.
851
00:40:28,891 --> 00:40:30,775
Love you too.
852
00:40:40,035 --> 00:40:41,852
Ready?
853
00:40:41,904 --> 00:40:45,323
One, two, three, four.
854
00:40:45,374 --> 00:40:48,359
[Playing I Got You Babe]
855
00:40:48,410 --> 00:40:51,796
♪ ♪
856
00:40:51,863 --> 00:40:54,749
♪ they say we're young
and we don't know ♪
857
00:40:54,833 --> 00:41:00,672
♪ we won't find out
until we grow ♪
858
00:41:00,723 --> 00:41:03,341
♪ well, I don't know
if all that's true ♪
859
00:41:03,392 --> 00:41:08,096
♪ 'cause you got me
and baby I got you ♪
860
00:41:09,848 --> 00:41:11,849
♪ babe ♪
861
00:41:11,900 --> 00:41:15,236
♪ I got you babe ♪
862
00:41:15,321 --> 00:41:19,357
♪ I got you babe ♪
863
00:41:19,408 --> 00:41:21,826
♪ they say our love
won't pay the rent ♪
864
00:41:21,893 --> 00:41:27,365
♪ before it's earned,
our money's all been spent ♪
865
00:41:27,416 --> 00:41:30,635
♪ I guess that's so,
we don't have a pot ♪
866
00:41:30,703 --> 00:41:36,541
♪ at least I'm sure
of all the things we got ♪
867
00:41:36,592 --> 00:41:40,044
♪ babe ♪
868
00:41:40,095 --> 00:41:42,180
♪ I got you babe ♪
869
00:41:42,247 --> 00:41:45,266
♪ I got you babe ♪
870
00:41:45,351 --> 00:41:50,605
♪ I got flowers in the spring ♪
871
00:41:51,890 --> 00:41:57,562
♪ I got you to wear my ring ♪
872
00:41:57,613 --> 00:42:03,100
♪ and when I'm sad
you're a clown ♪
873
00:42:03,152 --> 00:42:06,537
I fix blender.
874
00:42:06,605 --> 00:42:08,573
So I see.
875
00:42:08,624 --> 00:42:12,327
I had fun seducing
hooker's fake fiance.
876
00:42:12,411 --> 00:42:14,412
Sorry it didn't work.
877
00:42:14,463 --> 00:42:17,465
Yeah,
I thought I'd take a break
878
00:42:17,549 --> 00:42:19,751
from the whole hooker thing.
879
00:42:21,136 --> 00:42:24,138
I think maybe you need
milk shake.
880
00:42:24,223 --> 00:42:26,791
Is pistachio.
881
00:42:30,346 --> 00:42:34,265
♪ I got you babe ♪
882
00:42:34,333 --> 00:42:37,485
♪ I got you babe ♪
883
00:42:37,569 --> 00:42:38,770
♪ I got you babe ♪
884
00:42:38,821 --> 00:42:42,490
I'm...gonna go to bed.
See you tomorrow.
885
00:42:42,574 --> 00:42:43,691
♪ hold my hand ♪
886
00:42:43,776 --> 00:42:46,644
♪ I got you to understand ♪
887
00:42:46,712 --> 00:42:49,113
♪ I got you to walk with me ♪
888
00:42:49,164 --> 00:42:52,367
♪ I got you to talk with me ♪
889
00:42:52,451 --> 00:42:54,819
♪ I got you, I won't let go ♪
890
00:42:54,887 --> 00:42:57,839
♪ I got you to love me so ♪
891
00:42:57,923 --> 00:43:00,458
♪ babe ♪
892
00:43:00,526 --> 00:43:03,094
♪ I got you babe ♪
893
00:43:03,161 --> 00:43:08,833
♪ I got you babe
I got you babe ♪
894
00:43:08,884 --> 00:43:12,687
♪ I got you babe ♪
895
00:43:12,712 --> 00:43:16,712
== sync, corrected by elderman ==