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今夜,我以轮胎作画 Tonight, I drew a skid.
理查德变身轮胎大盗 Richard steals some tires.
詹姆斯的脸挨了一脚 And James gets kicked in the face.
大家好,谢谢大家 Hello, hello, thank you, thank you everybody.
节目开始,我们先把一件事搞清楚 Now, let's get one thing straight, from the start -
一级方程式比纳斯卡好看得多 Formula 1 is better than NASCAR.
毫无疑问的 It just is.
如果用音乐来对比两者 If you compare them, to musical instruments,
F1好比斯特拉迪瓦里小提琴,纳斯卡就是用木勺敲锅 F1 is a Stradivarius violin, NASCAR is banging a saucepan with a wooden spoon.
我们"文明人"都会同意这一点 Now, we all agree on that in the civilised world.
额,我所说的"文明人" Well, when I say we all agree,
当然不包括"理查德·杰·奶酪汉堡包·哈蒙德三世" we all agree apart from Richard J Cheeseburger Hammond III.
不只我一个相信纳斯卡更加至高无上 I'm not alone in believing in the supremacy of NASCAR.
目前,纳斯卡是全美观众最多的体育项目 It's currently the most popular spectator sport in America.
它能吸引大量粉丝的原因比比皆是 And there are many reasons why it hits the spot with the fans.
首先是它的发源史 The first is to do with its roots.
不像F1发源于贵族公子哥们的花花世界 Unlike Formula 1, which began as a pastime for wealthy playboys
纳斯卡如"蓝领"一样,出身卑微 and aristocrats, NASCAR has very humble, blue-collar origins.
纳斯卡发源于上世纪40年代 NASCAR has its roots back in the 1940s,
当时那些私酿烈酒的人 when the Moonshine runners, basically naughty hicks,
也就是那些跨州贩卖私酒的乡下佬们 smuggling illegal booze across county lines,
他们改装自己的车来逃避警察追击 would modify their cars to out run the cops.
后来情况愈演愈烈,不知不觉间 One thing sort of led to another, and before you knew it,
他们会在晚上,在尘土飞扬的土制赛道上 they were holding informal race meetings in the evenings,
举行非正式的赛车比赛 on impromptu racetracks that they kicked into the dirt in fields.
酒贩子们最喜欢的车就是这样的 The cars the Moonshine runners favoured were ones like this,
外表尊贵的1941年款福特单排公务车 a respectable looking 1941 Ford Business Coupe,
它不会招惹路边警察的注意 which wouldn't raise the suspicions of a passing policeman.
很明显的嘛,开这种车的人 Clearly, the man in such a car as this,
一定是去做买卖的商人,警察招惹他们干什么? is a man going about his business, why would the cops disturb him?
不过这车的心脏则是一台大马力的改装引擎 Underneath though is a highly-tuned engine,
硬朗的悬架,车内还有为私酿烈酒特制的藏匿处 beefed up suspension, and inside, a special hideaway for the illegal booze.
酒贩们用过我开的这辆车 Moonshine runners used this actual car.
它曾经跨州偷运过私酒 It smuggled hooky booze across county lines,
之后参加过纳斯卡比赛. 它可是真玩意! and then went on to race in NASCAR, it's the real deal!
历史的车轮前进之时,这项运动不断壮大 As the decades passed, the sport grew.
"这是个重要的时刻,一人犯错百人遭殃" 'One critical time when trouble could be mighty contagious.'
不过那逍遥法外的感觉依然存在 But that love of living outside the law remained.
比方说在50年代初期,纳斯卡赛车中,防滚架是强制性的 In the early 1950s, for example, roll cages were mandatory in NASCAR racing,
所以他们装进了一些看起来像是防滚架的东西 so they just fitted them with things that looked like roll cages,
而实际上是木条的边角余料之类的东西 made out of off cuts of wood, say.
除了它的反抗特性之外,我更喜欢纳斯卡的另一个原因是 Another reason I prefer this sport, apart from its rebellious streak,
F1赛车的精密复杂程度堪比航天飞机 is that next to the spaceships you get F1,
纳斯卡赛车却是完美的单纯 NASCAR machines are beautifully simple.
这一点德克萨斯州赛车场的比赛日当天被完美诠释 As was explained to me on race day at Texas Speedway.
它能产出800匹马力? This is making 800 horsepower?
差不多到900匹 Closer to 900, yeah.
整整900匹马力 900 horsepower. 900 horsepower.
-没有电子辅助系统吗? -没有,是纯机器 And no electronic aids on this? No. It literally carburetted.
纳斯卡的宗旨是赛车手用能力来一决高下 NASCAR wants the drivers to separate themselves on the track,
对我个人来说,在没有数据支持的前提下 so, for myself, without having data,
我需要描述赛车的驾驶感受 I have to explain all the sensations I feel in the car.
我需要描述弹簧的调教,车重调教,几何调教 Talk about spring changes, shot changes, geometry changes.
他们不可以用笔记本电脑来调出数据吗? So, they're not downloading it off a laptop?
我们的赛车上连燃油测量设备都没有 We don't even have a fuel sensor in the car.
这个小装备,这个是..? And these little things, these are the ones...
当赛车翻车时,它会增加一些阻力 It's just to create some drag when the car spins around...
它怎么能阻止翻车?! That's not going to stop you flipping!
风洞测试证明它有这个能力 They've proven in the wind tunnel that it does.
而真正起作用的是这个. 它们会打开 Now, what really helps is this. These deploy.
当车顶下压力不足时,它们会打开 When there's a low-pressure area on the top, these deploy,
帮助把赛车压在地面上 and help set the car down.
-这些就能防止你翻车了? -还有这个东西 That stops you spinning and fliping? You have these here, as well.
这个可太"高科技"了,它就像是个路虎的前置通风口 Hey, that's high-tech, that's like a-Land Rover's air vents at the front.
没什么科技含量嘛 It's not mega high-tech.
如果你是个F1车迷,而且痛恨纳斯卡的话 If you're a Formula 1 fan, and a NASCAR cynic,
如果你在这里,我完全能想象得到你会说什么 I think I know exactly what you'd be saying if you were here.
看起来没什么难事嘛! This looks, well, easy.
你只需要死踩油门,一直向左转 You just keep your foot down, keep turning left,
这就够了 and that's kind of it, really.
而F1赛车有各种弯角需要牢记 Whereas in Formula 1, there's corners and stuff to remember.
F1才是技术活 It's tricky.
那么,这些年薪将近一千五百万英镑的纳斯卡赛车手们 So, do these drivers, who can earn up to 15 million pounds a year
真的比F1赛车手日子好过吗? have an easier time of it than F1 drivers?
那么,让我们来问问在两项比赛都有涉足的赛车手吧 Well, let's ask a man who's raced in both sports.
驾驶感觉方面,没有任何一种驾驶感觉能与F1赛车相比 To drive? I would say there's nothing drives like a Formula 1 car,
不过这种赛车更无法预料 but these are more unpredictable.
它们时常侧滑,没有刹车 They slide around a lot, they have no brakes.
我说"没有刹车"的意思是,赛车很重 I mean, when I tell you NO brakes, because the car's so heavy
而制动效果微乎其微 and the brakes are so tiny.
不得不说,椭圆赛道更有挑战性 I've got to say, ovals, I think, are more challenging,
因为一个弯角要在那里入弯 and it's because the corner starts way over there,
在远远的那里出弯 and ends way over there.
赛车经常摆动吗? And is the car moving?
赛车在不断摆动,从来不是稳定的 The car's moving all the time, it's never settled.
而且你还有周围的这些赛车带来的空气乱流 And then, you take the cars all around you, the turbulent air.
如果其它赛车在你的外面,乱流会把你拽出去 If they are on the outside of you, it's pulling you around,
如果其它赛车在你前面,你会失去抓地力 if they're in front of you, you just don't have the grip.
这也是娱乐效果大增的时刻 That's when the entertainment value goes up tremendously,
因为你的平均时速达到190英里 because you're averaging over 190 miles an hour,
赛车与赛车间相距毫厘 with that many cars inches away from one another,
而这些弯角只能容三四辆赛车同时通过 and we'll be three or four wide through these corners.
你去银石赛道看F1,你坐在看台上,赛车"呜--"地飞过 You go to Silverstone, you sit in a stand and you go, "meooooo."
-你要等上一分半钟.. -才能知道有没有排位变化 You wait one half minutes. See if the order has changed. Yes.
不过排位变化的可能性不大 But, most likely, it won't.
F1以前曾经颁发"年度最佳超车手"的奖项 They used to give awards because, oh, the overtaker of the year,
就因为他一整年才TM超了两三辆赛车 you passed three people in the whole freaking year.
用难于操控的赛车来参加紧张激烈的比赛 So, lots of close racing in cars that are tricky to drive,
也就意味着你能看到这些"锦上添花" which means, as a bonus, you get lots of these.
这么说吧,这项运动充满了肢体冲突 It's a contact sport, put it that way.
很多时候,事故的原因要么是出于无奈 A lot of times, the contact that's made is either out of frustration,
要么就是后面的赛车想让前面的让路 the guy wants to get another guy out of the way.
-你总不能因为超不过去就撞上啊?! -你不是有保险杠嘛,没问题的 You can't just ram him because you can't overtake! If you have bumpers, you do!
如果真正撞在一起了 And when there is a coming together,
纳斯卡赛车手才不会让赛车干事解决争端 NASCAR drivers don't bother settling with a stewards' enquiry.
他们会打起来吗? 看样子哈维克对蒙托亚的行为很不满 Let's see if they'll fight? Harvick's really mad at Montoya.
真的要打架吗? Have got a fight breaking out?
他慢了下来,看起来他们俩要好好谈谈了 He's slowing back here, and we're going to have a little talk.
这种场面也是铁杆车迷的最爱 This, too, is a bonus for the hardcore fans,
这些车迷们看起来还真的不像是哈佛的教授 who are not often mistaken for Harvard professors.
在比赛周末,他们的主要饮食就是啤酒和肉 On race weekends, their main diet is beer and red meat.
-如果有人看见你在吃沙拉怎么办? -沙拉?! What if you were spotted eating a salad. Eating salad?
他们能比F1车迷进入更多的地方 And they get a lot more access than F1 fans.
这些赛车上坐的是车迷啊! These are actual fans being driven around!
他们是排队等待的车迷 These are fans who have lined up,
他们花钱请专业人士或是赛车手驾驶他们环绕赛道 that have paid to go around the track with a professional, or some kind of driver.
如果在F1里也能这样干的话,明天我就去开F1了 If you can do this in F1, I'm coming tomorrow.
这些赛车是一伙人,也不至于在赛道上独孤求败 They're in a pack of cars, they're not even on their own.
您看,这些都是你我一样的观众 Look at this, these are just spectators, you or me.
我不知道我是否有机会在这条椭圆赛道上感受一番 I didn't see how I might get the same chance to drive on that oval,
不过之后有人通知我参加车手简会 but then I was told to report to the drivers' briefing,
在会上,我被重重地惊喜了 where I was in for a surprise.
来自美国空军 From the United States Air Force,
四星上将,马克·A·威尔斯三世上将，及夫人贝蒂·威尔斯 four-star general, General Mark A Wells III and his wife Betty Welsh.
来自英国TopGear节目,今天的安全车荣誉驾驶员 From Top Gear UK, today's honorary pace car driver,
来自英格兰伯明翰,理查德·哈蒙德 from Birmingham England, Richard Hammond.
比赛即将开始 Race time arrived.
在美国国歌奏毕 After the national anthem had finished,
喷气男降落,B52轰炸机掠过之后 the man with the jetpack had landed, and the B-52 bomber had flown past.
轮到我引导43辆赛车进入暖胎圈 It was time to me to lead the grid of 43 cars out on the formation lap.
后面还有赛车,看起来无边无际 They are still coming, there's millions of them.
别熄火,老矮个. 别搞砸了 Don't stall, Hammond, don't mess it up.
在我身后有39000匹马力迫不及待地开始比赛 Behind me, 39,000 horsepower was itching to get going.
我不敢看后视镜,那就像是被老虎群袭击 I daren't look in the mirror, it's like being attacked by Tigers.
拜托.. Oh, come on.
"维修通道开放" 'Slip road is clear.
"绿旗" 'Green flag.'
是我们开始的比赛! We started that! We did that.
给我的惊喜还没有结束,因为整场比赛 And my treats weren't over, because I would be spending
我要为一个车队帮工 the actual race helping one of the teams,
而这家车队给了我一项举重若轻的任务 who gave me a very important job.
我在为车队帮忙哦! 借过一下... Yeah, I'm with the team. Coming through, oh, yeah.
必须承认,纳斯卡赛车的一个问题是 Now, I will admit the one problem with NASCAR races
每场比赛长度超过500圈 is that they're over 500 laps long,
此时我们没有别的事可做.. so at this point there is only one thing we can do...
拍摄镜头不致让我们睡着,530圈之后,冠军产生了 That did the trick, and 530 laps later, we had ourselves a winner.
3小时20分钟的赛车比赛一瞬即逝 Three hours and 20 minutes of racing just flew by,
那边的比赛冠军戴着牛仔帽向天射出六发子弹 there's a man over there who won, he's now firing six guns in the air,
他绝对是喜上眉梢 wearing his new Stetson. and he's delighted.
于是整个团队打包前往下一个比赛场 Now the whole circus moves on to the next place, to do it all again,
有很多人争论纳斯卡已经证明了F1太死板了 and there's a big argument here to say this is proof F1 is po-faced,
F1可以从纳斯卡学到很多 it could learn a lot from this.
第二天清晨,在空无一人的德州赛车场上 The next morning, at a deserted Texas Speedway,
我的最后一个惊喜在等待着我 there was one final treat in store.
就是它了,附赠纳斯卡老手卡尔·佩蒂主讲的驾驶课 This. Plus a driving lesson from NASCAR royalty - Kyle Petty.
它的驾驶感觉和我以前驾驶过的任何一台机器都不同 It doesn't feel like anything else I've ever driven, I mean,
这车不走直线 this thing does not want to go in a straight line.
这辆车只会向左转,它的职责不是走直线 The car only wants to turn left, it doesn't want to go straight.
压草坪,你必须要压草坪的 Hit the grass, you've got to run through the grass,
这就像给后院除草,不压草坪怎么行. 加油门 it's like mowing the yard, you have to hit the grass. Hard.
-油门踩到底! -太吓人啦! Yeah, all the way down. I am so scared!
加油门,加油门..! More gas, more gas, more gas, more gas.
我的老天爷啊!!! Oh, dear Lord!
-往护墙上靠一靠 -我已经紧贴护墙了! Put her next to the wall little bit. I am next to the wall!
最终,凯尔让我一人小试牛刀 'Eventually, Kyle let me go out on my own.'
放手寻找抓地力,不要与赛车反抗 Letting it find grip. Trying not to fight it too much.
赛道不只是一个大圆环,它其实很复杂,它是三维立体的 It's not just a big loop, it's complex, it's three-dimensional,
我在一台尖叫的"喷火龙"里与赛道抗争 and I'm wrestling my way around it in a huge shouting dragon.
现在要转出弯角来到直线 I'm going to roll out of this corner onto the straight now,
来了,踩紧油门! here I go, getting on the gas! Haha!
妈呀!!! Oh my God!
我再次深陷爆炸中心无法逃脱! I'm in an explosion again!
它是从哪儿得到抓地力的? Where's it finding the grip?
我的两片肺子都跑到一边去了,这可不正常! Most of my lungs are on the same side, that's not normal.
之后,为了增加我的麻烦.. 'And then, just to add to my problems...'
不妙,我可不想在后视镜里看到他! Oh, no, that's not what I wanted to see in the mirror,
这也太逼真了! that's too authentic.
别来烦我! I don't need that!
好吧,把事情说清楚 All right, OK, let's get this over with.
来吧,F1车迷老爷爷,我已经准备好被痛骂一顿了 Come on then, Mr F1 Fan, I'm braced and ready for your comments. Go.
-我同意你的看法 -额? -我的确同意 I agree with you. Eh? I do agree with you.
美国人某些地方确实有缺陷,他们无法把"铝"字说准 The Americans are very bad at some things, they can't say aluminium,
没有我们的资助,他们赢不了战争 and they can't win a war without our help,
不过他们很擅长把糟糕的体育项目装点得紧张激烈 but they are very good at making dreary sports very exciting to watch.
比如说圆场棒球 Let's just take, for an example, rounders. Right?
在英国都是小孩儿玩的 That's played by small children here, over there,
而在美国却造就了贝比·鲁斯这样的人物, 好像形成了宗教一样 it's Babe Ruth, and a religion. (贝比·鲁斯为美国"棒球之神")
还有篮网球,在英国就是几个女学生只能动一只脚 Then you've got netball which here is schoolgirls standing,
观众不超过四个家长 so you can only move one foot, and there's four parents watching,
在美国却造就了哈林篮球队 and over there it's, what is it? Harlem Globetrotters. (哈林篮球队:美国花式篮球职业队)
美国佬兴趣点很低啊 They are quite easily amused.
相当低了,之所以这样,他们才能让纳斯卡看起来扣人心弦 Unbelievably easily amused, and that's why they're able to make NASCAR exciting.
不过只是几个老兄绕圈圈而已 It's just some good ol' boys going round in a circle.
美国佬就会说,"嘿,花钱看他们,真值" And they go, "Oh, hell, I'll go pay to watch that."
-每场比赛有25万观众! -因为这项运动很精彩! 250,000 people turn up to watch it. Because it is a good sport.
哈蒙德,你爱怎么说就怎么说,因为你其实是美国人 I mean Hammond you would say that, because you're an American.
我哪是美国人?! Wait a minute, I'm not.
你有顶牛仔帽,有双牛仔靴,有条皮裤 有辆哈雷戴维森摩托,有台野马车 You've got a Stetson, cowboy boots, chaps, a Harley-Davidson, a Mustang,
你爱啤酒,喜欢往所有东西上加奶酪 you like to get a beer and you put cheese on everything.
我才不是美国人呐! I don't! I'm not American.
你是靠成为美国人来谋生的 You have made a living out of being an American.
你的周六晚上必看节目就是一个肥佬往泡沫橡胶上摔 Your Saturday night programme is a fat man falling off some foam rubber.
"太棒了,就看它了!" "Oh, right, hey, we'll watch that!"
百万观众接踵而至 Then they turn up in their millions.
我不是美国人! I'm not an American.
哈蒙德,我真心希望美国佬能想出个好运动 Look, Hammond, I wish the Americans ran a decent sport,
如果美国人来管理F1就棒极了,他们会说 if they got Formula 1, it would be fantastic, because they would say,
"让我们比赛中途在赛道上洒水吧" "Let's have sprinklers coming on at random points during the race,"
这就妙极了 and that would be fantastic.
没有赛会干事来调查事故 There would be no more stewards' enquiries,
所以也就不会有这种"10秒停站罚时"来毁掉整场比赛 and there will be no more of this," You've got a ten second drive-by penalty," which ruins the race.
美国佬会说,"汉米尔顿和马萨,你俩成天争来斗去的" They would say, "Hamilton and Massa, you don't get on,
"比赛之后,你们俩去领奖台上决斗吧" "on the winner's podium, slug it out."
我绝对会看的. 你们会看吗? Yeah. I'd watch that, would you watch that?
-那多棒,我肯定看! -我一定会是个忠实观众 I'd watch that. It would be brilliant. I would watch that.
不管怎样,我们要做新闻了 Anyway, we must do the news.
我们先从英国高级驾驶协会说起 We are starting with the Institute of Advanced Motorists,
就是那群人.. you know the ones.
对,就是他们.. Oh, yeah, them.
他们就是那群.. They are the ones who...
他们说你握方向盘转向时不能双手交叉 They say that you mustn't cross hands on the steering wheel.
你必须得轮换手握方向盘,就像这样 You've got to shuffle it, like that.
不要单手握方向盘,这样可不行. 一定要双手 Never drive one-handed, they don't like that. They prefer that.
这里有人来自高级驾驶协会么? Is anyone here in The Institute of Advanced Motorists?
难道你要承认错误么..? Like you are going to confess it now.
你是来自驾驶协会的么? You are! So you are in the Institute?
你就是干这套事儿的? 那你今天是这样开车来的? So, you do this? Did you drive down here today like this?
你是乘客? 哦,那你想怎么玩就怎么玩了! You're a passenger? Oh, you can knock yourself out, then.
高级驾驶协会又发明了一套新玩意儿 The Institute of Advanced Motorists has launched a new thing called,
名叫"驾驶与幸存" Drive And Survive.
是与"驾驶与毙命"对比么? What, rather than Drive And Die?
那名字就没前途了. "驾驶与幸存",是吧? That would never work. Drive And Survive, OK?
这玩意儿的主要内容是 The idea is, what they've got is,
每一周他们都提供一些驾驶提示 every week they're offering motoring tips.
这一周的是关于停车 Yes, so this week it's parking.
我举一些他们奇思妙想的例子,好好听着 I'll give you a couple of examples they've come up with, right?
"只要有可能,停在马路左侧" "Park on the left-hand side of the road if possible,
"永远在晚上停车" "and always at night."
那午餐时间想停车怎么办? What happens if you arrive at lunch time?
-我今天早上把车停在这儿的! -不会吧? -真的啊! -你个大白痴! I parked here this morning. You didn't! I did. You idiot!
"永远在晚上停车". 还有另外一条 Park always at night. Another one, right?
这一条让我很费解 This is one I really can't get.
"停车时,在停车场里摇下车窗" "When parking, open your window in car parks,
"并关闭音响. 你经常能在看见什么物体之前听见它的声音" "and turn off your stereo. You can often hear something, before you can see it."
-什么东西? 路灯么? -路灯其实有非常弱的喔喔声 What, a lamppost? Lampposts actually make a very soft cooing sound.
真的啊?! Do they?
我有一次听见了一个扑哧声,然后是一个爆炸声 I once heard a squelching sound, and then a pop,
不过那是我邻居家的猫! but that was the neighbour's cat!
-继续节目好不好? -好的 Can we move on? Yes.
我有一条新闻,新款道奇蝰蛇即将面世 I have some news, there is a new Dodge Viper being announced,
不过它将引入菲亚特的技术 and apparently it's going to employ Fiat technology on it, which is...
他们的意思是 "新款道奇蝰蛇即将面世,不过经常打不着火"? They mean is there's a new one, and it won't work properly.
我猜道奇对他们的新车外形设计忧心忡忡 I suspect that Dodge are a little worried about the styling they have chosen,
因为这是他们寄来的照片 because this is the photograph they have sent.
-看不出来啥啊.. -也许是因为它很害羞? Doesn't tell you a lot. Maybe it's shy?
嘿,你们知不知道有时候你们会看见 Hey, now, you know sometimes you meet someone who has
有人脸上的赘肉大过他们自己的脸? a growth on their face, and it's actually bigger than their face?
你们看见过吗..? 不是,我说的是那种很丑的赘肉 Have you ever seen that? No, I mean one of those really ugly things.
-这是我的脸,我说的是赘肉 -那是你的脸?! No, this is just a face, I'm talking about a growth. That's your face?
我谈到这个话题,因为日本有这么一家公司 I bring this up, because there's a company in Japan
他们用脸上的赘肉 whose obviously used this growth thing
来设计了新款普锐斯野营车 as an inspiration for their new Prius campervan.
-就是它了 -我的爷爷啊! Here it is. Oh, God!
-这车看起来像一头大象! -没错! It's the elephant car. It is.
"很搞兴认是你!" SLURS SPEECH: I'm so pleased to meet you.
-"我洗望梅人会撞我的放车.." -这是个怪物啊! I hope nobody knocks my trailer over. It's a monster.
车后面装了个双人床,那"赘肉"里面还有一个 You've got a double bed in the back and another one in that growth.
这可不是在Party上你愿意呆在旁边的车 That is not a car that you could talk to at a party,
除非你的注意力不在它身上 unless you are looking at something else.
我有一条来自雷诺的消息 I've got news from Renault,
他们发布了一款新车,这里是一张照片 they've got a new car, I've got a picture of it here,
-它名字叫雷诺"流感" -它名字才不叫"流感"呢! it's called the Influenza. Is it? It isn't called the Influenza.
差不多的一个什么名字吧 Well, it's something a bit like that.
你能看出它是辆电动车,因为它正在充电 It's electric, as you can see, because there it is plugged in, recharging.
我在想,将来当我们都在驾驶电动车的时候 I was wondering, when in the future, when we're all driving electric cars,
市区将遍布这种充电站 the cities are full of these charging points,
就不会有顽皮的10岁小孩到处拔插销么? won't ten-year-old boys go around unplugging cars?
我10岁的时候就这么干啊 That's what we would have done when I was ten.
为啥一定要10岁小孩呢, 52岁就不行吗? Do you have to be ten, why wouldn't you do that aged, I don't know, 52? (JC今年52岁)
你绝对会这么干的,不是吗? You would know though, wouldn't you?
如果你看见哪辆车停着充电,你肯定会干坏事的 If you saw somebody parked, you would just go... You would.
我才不会呢,学那么坏干嘛? I wouldn't. Why would you do that?
记不记得老版菲亚特熊猫 乔治亚罗设计的那款方方正正的 Remember the early Fiat Panda, the boxy one that Giugiaro designed,
只要我和朋友看到那么一辆熊猫车 whenever I walk past one of those with a group of friends,
我们总会把它抬起来,调转车头 we always picked it up and turned it around.
车主会想,"我本来往那边开的,这怎么回事?" You could just... I was going that way, how is that happened?
这就像是用自己的自行车锁锁上别人的自行车一样好玩 In the same way as it's always great fun to lock someone else's bicycle up with your bicycle lock.
-你们俩小流氓啊! -拜托,哈蒙德,这种事你肯定也干过吧? You're just a yobbo! Come on, Hammond, you must have done that?
要么就是扔个砖头把玻璃砸碎,要么把人家的店铺烧着 Or throw a brick through their window, or set fire to their shop.
你去哈弗德自行车店,买一堆便宜的自行车锁 If you go to Halfords, you buy a whole load of really cheap bicycle locks.
-密码锁那种 -然后你去街上把自行车锁上 The combination ones... Then go along the street, locking people's bikes up.
-干嘛这么坏! -这多好玩啊! Why would you do that? Because it's funny!
1978年我和罗伯特·库克在约克车站干过这种坏事 and I did this with Robert Cook on York station, in 1978,
如果这是你的自行车的话,这是我们干的 if it was your bicycle, you'll know it was us.
你把车锁上,把钥匙扔垃圾桶后面,然后等着车主回来 You lock it, hide behind some bins, wait for them to come back.
他会把自己的锁解开,心想,"不错,车子还在" They take their lock off, "Yes, my bicycle's good,"
于是骑出去,.. and they go off and go,
-"这不是我的锁啊..?" -观众在看,他们会学坏啊! "I didn't put that on there." People are watching, getting ideas...
10岁的小朋友和52岁的老爷爷们,别这么做 我们并不是在赞成搞破坏 Don't do this, ten-year-olds and 52-year-olds, we're not condoning this.
或者是52岁的"小朋友".. 52-year-old children.
也别去拔电动车的插销 ..Or indeed unplugging peoples' electric cars,
因为要是车主回来发现续航里程只有2英里 那可是一点也不好玩 because when they come back and find the range says two, it's not funny.
-太好笑了! 我们不是说你应该这么使坏.. -你不应该哦! It is funny. We're not saying you should do that. No, you shouldn't.
我们只是说你可以这么使坏.. Were just saying you can do that.
上周我们说到,警察声称 Last week we revealed that the police were claiming that
服用感冒药后驾车 driving under the influence of a cold remedy
和服用可卡因后驾车的效果相似 is the same as driving under the influence of cocaine.
今天我开车过来 Now, I drove down here,
我没告诉你们我得了感冒 because I got a cold that I haven't mentioned,
今天我吃了点板蓝根,然后开车过来 I drove down here this morning having taken some Day Nurse,
一路上没撞车 and I arrived without incident.
板蓝根是不是让你在Party里相当无趣又过度自信? Did it make you very boring, and overly confident at parties?
我一般时候也总是那样 No, I'm always that, I was that anyway.
我只是想说,吃板蓝根开车是没问题的,我体验过了 So, I'm just letting you know that Day Nurse and driving are OK. I made it.
说到这里,上周你说了 Yeah, on that subject actually last week, you agreed,
你要和詹姆斯在赛道上比赛 in fact you challenged James to do a lap of a track,
你边开车边缝纽扣 you would be sewing on a button at the same time as driving,
-他裹在睡袋里开车 -而你边开车边"自娱自乐" he would be in a sleeping bag. Yes, and you would be giving yourself pleasure.
规则是那样了,那么我们承诺的比赛呢? Those are the rules, so are we going to have our race? We did promise.
-不好意思,我忘带睡袋了 -老兄,我练一周了! I've forgotten my sleeping bag, sir, I've been practising all week.
我们保证我们的睡袋-缝纽扣-"自娱自乐"比赛 I promise we will do our sleeping bag, sewing a button on,
一定会在这季度之前举行 and Hammond race before the end of the series.
接下来, 说说奔驰SLS Moving on, Mercedes SLS,
詹姆斯和理查德会告诉你它太大,太笨 James and Richard will tell you that it's too big and too stupid.
-它是. -没错 -你俩闭嘴! It is. It is. No, it isn't.
这是一辆很好的车,而且在我看来 It is a SUPERB car, and as far as I'm concerned,
这车只有一个瑕疵 there is only one thing wrong with it -
它的门. its doors.
-那是两个瑕疵! 它有两扇门啊! -多谢插嘴,哈蒙德 That two things! Well, it is, it's two doors. Thank you, Hammond.
在你开着它的时候, 你可能会想象 You might imagine, as you drive along
有人觉得鸥翼门会让人联想到 that people will think the gullwing doors hark back
1954年华丽的奔驰300SL to the magnificent 300 SL from 1954,
不过我猜很少人会这么想 but I suspect they won't think anything of the sort.
当你拉开门,离开的时候,旁边人会想 What they will think, as you pull up and get out is,
"好一个炫富的" "What a massive show off," and there's another problem
鸥翼门还有一个问题, 当你翻车的时候, with gullwing doors as well because if you roll the car,
你怎么开门离开呢? how do you open them to get out?
你困在里面, 泡在汽油里, 燃烧着, 嚎叫着. You're trapped in there, soaked in petrol, burning, screaming.
为了避免这样的悲剧发生, 奔驰安装了这样一个 Now, to prevent that from happening, Mercedes has fitted the hinges
带有炸弹的铰链 with explosive bolts that are designed to fire
如果翻车了, 铰链就会炸开. if the car goes upside down.
所以, 这是两个沉重的,多余的,令人为难的不定时炸弹 So, these doors then, what they are are heavy, unnecessary, embarrassing bombs.
不过, 现在有一个解决办法. Now however there is a solution.
SLS敞篷版, 一辆集成了所有跑车应有的刺激, The SLS Roadster, a car which offers all of the coupe's thrills,
在每次下车的时候也不会给你带来满脸尴尬, without leaving you purple-faced with embarrassment, every time you get out of it.
这是我心目中的完美之车. That is my idea of the perfect car.
但原因很难解释 But it is quite difficult to explain why.
首先,它的售价基本接近20万英镑. First of all, it costs as near as makes no difference, 200,000 pounds.
这也意味着它和劳斯莱斯的价位等同 Which means it's in the same sort of price bracket as a Rolls-Royce.
选择劳斯莱斯的话,你买的更像是一台.. And with a Rolls-Royce you get more...
..车 ..car.
当然,在这车里,你享受到的是华丽的手提电钻 Of course, with this you get the magnificent jackhammer
点50口径重狙 AMG原声大碟. 50 cal, AMG soundtrack.
但是如果这些就足够让你满足, 为什么不买辆便宜很多的奔驰C级呢? But if that's all you want, why not buy a much cheaper C-Class?
这4门轿车能制造基本一样的效果. This four-door saloon makes exactly the same sort of racket.
而价钱只需SLS的四分之一 For around a quarter of the price.
当然, 你可能会说, "我喜欢被风吹雨打" Of course, you may say, "A-ha, I like being exposed to the elements."
我能理解, 但我要告诉你一个小秘密, I understand that, but I'll let you into a little secret,
当你在一辆敞篷车里面以时速70英里兜风, once you're doing 70 miles an hour in a convertible,
你只能感到风在呼呼地往你头发里钻 all you really notice is the wind rushing through your hair,
你感受不到车子带给你的激情, 风压倒了一切. nothing about the car at all, the wind is an all-consuming thing.
所以, 时速70英里的感觉完全一样 So, 70 miles an hour feels exactly the same
不管你是在开这车, 这车, 还是这车. whether you're in this, or this, or this.
换句话说, 当你被狮子攻击的时候, Let me put it this way, when you're being attacked by a lion,
你在平房还是别墅里都无关重要. it doesn't really matter whether you're in a bungalow or a mansion.
被狮子攻击才是主要的. Being attacked by a lion is the main thing.
当然, 这时你可能会说, Of course, at this point you may say,
"嗯, 但是我想要一辆大型的V8后驱跑车" "Yes, but I want a big V8 rear drive sports car."
那买这辆车何尝不可 - V8 后驱捷豹XKR. So, what's wrong with this? The big V8 rear drive Jaguar XKR.
这跟那奔驰很相似, 除了在我眼里, It's very similar to the Mercedes, except that to my eye,
它看起来更漂亮, 而且比奔驰便宜一半. it looks even better, and is less than half the price.
当然, 你可能认为奔驰SLS更加专业 Of course, you may think the SLS is more technical,
外形更加壮观. 这点没错 more spectacular, and that's true, it is.
引擎简直是杰作 The engine is a masterpiece.
那7速双离合变速箱 The seven speed, double clutch gearbox
被安放在后面, 从而令前后比重更加均匀. is mounted at the back for better weight distribution.
它车身很轻,比方说,支撑轴是碳纤维打造的 It's light. The prop shaft is made from carbon fibre
整轴只重四千克 and only weighs four kilograms.
而他们对敞篷版本的悬架系统 And all the little changes they've made
做出的所有的调教都是神来之笔 to the suspension on the convertible are so successful
于是他们把调教的思路也运用在硬顶跑车版本上 they're applying them to the coupe as well.
无论如何, 别被蛊惑以为这车是那种四平八稳的坦克车 However don't be fooled into thinking this is some kind of track-munching driver's car...
它可是个糖衣炮弹.. ..because, it isn't. Argh!
它不能抓地, 不能转向, 不能制动. It doesn't grip, steer, stop,
也不能完美过弯,就像法拉利一般 or turn anything like as well as a Ferrari.
或者是阿斯顿马丁DBS, 甚至宝.. Or an Aston Martin DBS, or even a BM..
宝马M3. BMW M3.
你知道这像什么, 它就像一辆老式美国肌肉车. You know what this is like, an old American muscle car.
一辆挂着三叉星标志的道奇Charger. A Dodge Charger with a three-pointed star on the nose.
你简直可以称之为"粗鲁" You could almost call it crude.
所以, 你有很多, 很多原因为什么不买SLS, So, there are many, many reasons why you would not buy an SLS,
但有一个原因你应该买, but there's one why you would,
因为它无与伦比. because it is fantastic.
今时今日的车都很安全, 精致, Cars these days are also safe, and refined,
而且它们都在无麦糖,多种族的工厂里面制造 and they're all built in wheat-free multi-ethnic factories,
边生产还要边看着那些不断融化的冰川上的北极熊 不过这辆车是个例外 with one eye on Johnny polar bear, but this just isn't.
这是对可持续生态主义人士的 It's just a gigantic, two-fingered noisy salute
一根巨大而喧闹的中指 to the whole concept of sustainable eco-ism.
它与当今时代主流的不融就如同炼油厂的大火一般 It's as in tune with the times as a blaze at an oil refinery,
而我正喜欢这点 and I love that.
我也喜欢这很二的长引擎盖, I also love the idiotically long bonnet,
和掩盖在里面的571匹马力. and the 571 horsepowers that live beneath it.
我也喜欢那顶棚展开的速度. I love the speed of the roof, too.
你真的可以在等红灯的时间进行开合. 我喜欢这门. you really can get it up or down at- a set of lights. I love its doors.
我喜欢这雨刮. I love its windscreen wipers.
我喜欢这轮胎气门嘴的防尘帽. I love the dust caps on the tyre valves.
我喜欢制造的那人, 我爱德国. I love the men who made it, I love Germany.
我想搬去那里, 早餐吃冻肉, I want to move there, and have cold meat for breakfast,
我也爱穿短裤 and wear shorts.
我也喜欢这坐在车里的感觉,感觉就像一辆奔驰, I also love the way that in here, it just feels like a Mercedes,
当然,除了那个东西. 和那个, 和那个. apart from that, obviously. And that, and that, and that.
我的意思是,除了那个起步辅助系统和这排按钮 车内感觉很平常 I mean, apart from the launch control and all those buttons there it feels normal.
你感觉不到你是在一辆弹指间能毁灭世界的机器里 There's no sense that you're in a swivel-eyed destroyer of worlds.
在现今的汽车市场里有很多车 There are many cars on the market today
是为那些想理智的人准备的 for people who want to be sensible.
于是SLS变得异类,因为它是为了些不想理智的人. The SLS is rare because it's for people who don't.
你喜欢这货,不是吗? You love this thing, don't you?
毫无疑问的完美之车 It's such a perfect car. It is perfect.
看着你站在这车旁边,我就知道为什么你喜欢它 I can see why you love it, looking at you with it.
想一想. 这货很吵, 很土, 很不理智, Think about it. It's loud, old-fashioned, not sensible,
顶上还有个洞. 这车其实就是你, 带着一个圆型完税标志. it's got a hole in the top, it's you, with a tax disc.
-这就是这位死胖子. -没错 That's what it is. Yes, it is.
现在, 我们要看看这车在我们的赛道能跑多快, And now, we must find out how fast it goes round our track,
这当然意味着要交给我们圈养的赛车手. and that means handing it over to our tame racing driver.
有人说, 他是全英国唯一知道"B&Q"是什么缩写的人. Some say that he's the only man in Britain who knows what B&Q stands for. (B&Q:英国工具材料连锁店)
而且给他百万英镑年终奖金已经要不回来了 因为他已经用那钱买了法国的胸部硅胶植入物 And that he can't give his million-pound bonus back because he's already spent it on French breast implants.
我们只知道,他叫做Stig! All we know is - he's called The Stig!
他出发了. 很好很干净利落的一个起步. 今天天气干燥 And he's off. Nice, clean start on this crisp, dry day.
顺便一提, 你听到的是纯引擎声音 That is pure engine sound you're hearing, by the way.
SLS可没有胡乱地装上什么"排气管造音器". 来到第一个弯 No active exhaust valve nonsense in the SLS. First corner.
出弯有些侧滑, 不过还是过去了! He's getting a bit sideways on the way out, but he's through!
对不起, 我该解释一下, Sorry, I should explain,
Stig最近变成了一个大"弓箭手"迷 the Stig has become a massive Archers fan recently. （"弓箭手":一档BBC的广播节目）
他继续保持紧凑通过芝加哥, 来到锤头弯 He keeps it tidy through Chicago down to Hammerhead.
这是一辆需要精确驾驶的车 This is a car that needs very precise driving.
如果转向,加速或刹车太暴力的话 Too violent with the steering, throttle or brakes
它会咬你的. and it will bite you.
看, 干净利落的过弯. Look at that. Beautifully done.
"我会尽我所能做到最快" 'I'll be as quick as I can.
"如果能帮到你的话,我会尽量帮的." 'I can help, if that'll speed things up.'
好一段痴人痴语. 在极速弯前上档加速 Rural drivel there. Up the gears to Follow-Through
像一个拨片换挡的拳击手 like all flappy-pedal boxers.
拨片变速箱在市区表现一般, 但在这里却很出色. Not so good in town, but it works brilliantly here.
他通过了轮胎墙 OK, he's passed the tyres.
敞篷版比硬顶版重40公斤, 那么它会更慢吗? Roadster is 40 kilos heavier than the Coupe, so will it be slower?
我们也不知道, 因为硬顶版没有在这里跑过单圈 We'll never know, because the Coupe has never been round here.
甘邦弯,然后冲线! That's Gambon done and across the line!
时间是... It did it...
不. 比这更高. No. Higher than that.
1分19秒6 所以在这里, 1.19.6, so it's there,
被兰博基尼盖拉多和法拉利F430 Scuderia夹着. between the Lamborghini Gallardo and a Ferrari Scuderia.
还凑合, 不过它没凑上前三名啊! Not bad, but it's hardly in the medals, is it?
它就像是小罗伯特·唐尼. What this is, it's like Robert Downey Jnr. (钢铁侠,神探福尔摩斯等电影主演)
他从来没得过奥斯卡奖,不过他仍然很出色. He's never won an Oscar, but he's still brilliant.
-无论如何... -我完全没明白你说什么. Anyway... I've got no idea what that means.
你去自己想吧 Yes, well, you work it out,
现在要邀请一位明星来驾驶我们的廉价车了 because it is time to put a star in our reasonably-priced car.
-是小罗伯特·唐尼吗? -不..不过他是美国人,和你一样 Is it Robert Downey Junior? No. But he is an American, like you.
我才不是! I'm not.
女士们先生们,掌声欢迎马特·勒布朗! Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Matt Le Blanc!
他来了! He's here!
热烈欢迎啊 That's a good welcome.
首先呢 Now, first of all,
热烈祝贺你赢得金球奖,是上周赢的吧? hearty congratulations on your Golden Globe. Last week, wasn't it?
上周或是上上周,记不得了..我飞来飞去的.. Last week or the week before, I don't know, I had to fly...
圣诞节后我来到英国.. I came back here after Christmas...
从掌控面部表情的角度来说 Is it easier to win an award or lose one
赢奖和输奖哪个更容易一点? 这一直让我很困惑 in terms of getting your face right? I'm never quite sure.
如果你赢了,你看起来要自豪,但又不能太装13 If you win, you've got to look proud, but not smug,
这可是个技术活 and that's a tricky thing to do.
我输了的表情倒是得到了很多的实践经验 I've got a lot of practice at the losing face. The losing face? Yes.
摄像机会在你身边专对着你 The camera sits at your table and stays on you
赢家的获奖感言已经说了一半了 and the guy's halfway through his speech
摄像机还在对着你,所以你只能... and they still have a camera on you, so you...
"这是他应得的.." He deserved it, yeah.
上周我们华丽丽滴输给了一个叫《今晨》的节目 We lost spectacularly last week to a programme called This Morning.
-你听说过那个节目吗? -没听说过.. -那个节目主要是.. You know this? No. It's a programme...
改选! 改选!! Fix! Fix!
那个节目主要关于 一个男人用手指捅进另一个男人的身体 Well, no, it's a programme where men put their fingers in other men. (《今晨》曾做专题节目介绍一位裸男当众接受睾丸癌检查)
没胡说啊! 结果就是我们大败而归 They did! And as a result of that, we were blown out of the water.
观众更喜欢重口味的. 那么祝贺了,《今晨》节目组.. The viewing public likes that more. So well done, This Morning.
你因《剧集人生》一剧赢得金球奖 You won your Golden Globe for Episodes.
我不知道有没有观众看过那部电视剧 I don't know if anybody here has seen Episodes.
我个人认为它棒极了 I think it is just brilliant.
-谢谢了 -你们又拍了第二季度 Thank you. You've just done the second series,
-这也是你来的主要目的之一吧? -我们几天前刚刚杀青 which is why you're here. We finished a few days ago.
给我们讲讲剧情吧 Talk us through the plot.
它主要关于一部英国的虚构电视剧 OK, it's a show about a fictitious show that starts in the UK
它被美国电视网络收购版权,准备拍摄美国版 and it's bought by the American networks to be revamped and remade in the States.
谈判时自然双方信誓旦旦 They promise them the world and one by one,
不过一步一步,每个约定都付诸东海 every promise is broken, including the fact that they keep
说好的主演理查德·格雷菲思也被换掉 their lead actor played by Richard Griffiths and they tell him,
他们说,"不能去找理查德,我们要找马特·勒布朗" "No, can't have him. You're going to hire a Matt Le Blanc."
所以我就扮演我自己,不过更古怪更天然呆 So I play this weird, bizarre version of myself.
众所周知,《剧集人生》还没有成为全球热门 Of course, Episodes has not yet become the huge hit.
你更被人所知的角色自然是..额,这样吧 What you're best known for is... Well, I tell you what,
我们来播放一段你最知名角色的片段 let's show you a clip of you in your best role. Here it is.
这自然是鲍勃·赛格了,《夜游》的演唱者 This is Bob Seger, obviously. Night Moves.
这是一段1994年的片段,我们仔细看.. This was the video shot in 1994, and if we look very carefully,
这是海洛因..哇哦! 这是谁?! here's the heroine and...whoa! Wait a minute! Who is that?!
这是1994年,而《老友记》在1994年已经开播了 That was '94. Friends had already started in '94,
你居然还在赛格的MTV里拉过活啊? so you were moonlighting in Seger videos.
MTV的导演是我一个朋友 A friend of mine directed that and he called me
他打电话给我说,"嘿,我正在导演鲍勃·赛格的《夜游》" and said, "Hey, I'm doing a video for Bob Seger for Night Moves.
-"你想当英雄吗?" -我说,"当然没问题" "Do you want to be the hero guy?" And I said, "Sure, yeah."
于是我过去,他们坐在一个房车里做准备 So I go down there and they get in the little trailer to get ready,
我们在这个汽车剧场,有个人敲敲门,对我说 we're at this drive-in theatre, and someone knocks on the door
"鲍勃·赛格在他的房车里,他想见见你" and says, "Bob Seger would like to see you in his motor home."
于是我走进了他的房车里,他开始给我讲 So I go over and I go into the motor home and he starts talking me through
他年轻时候的往事和各种泡妞秘籍 what it was like when he was young and going to the drive-in
然后他开了一瓶龙舌兰酒 and trying to pick up girls and he breaks out a bottle of tequila.
不知不觉间,一瓶龙舌兰已经见底了 Next thing I know, we down a whole bottle of tequila,
我俩喝了个底朝天,于是有人敲门 Bob Seger and I, and then they knock on the door,
"准备开拍啦!" 于是那整个视频里我都是醉醺醺的 "Ready for you on set!" So I'm drunk in the whole video.
不仅仅是这个MTV And it wasn't just that.
你在一个汤姆·佩蒂的MTV里也有出演 You were also in a Tom Petty video.
拍那个时候我也喝醉了 Drunk in that one too.
-今天也喝高了吗? -恩,差不多.. Drunk today? Hmm, yeah. A little bit.
现在我们说说车. 我们英国人管你这种人叫做"汽油头车迷" Now, cars. I know you are what we call a petrol head,
你们美国人可能叫"档把车迷",不过我们知道你是个车迷 I think you call a gear head. We know this...
而且这一点是可以透露出来的 I've got an inkling of it,
因为当我在看《剧集人生》时 because when I was watching Episodes,
有一个片段就足够说明事实 we've got a clip here which gives us a bit of an insight.
播放短片吧 Let's just run this.
-别告诉我这是你的车! -你喜欢吗? Tell me that's not yours! You like? Oh!
-我听说这辆车在全世界只有三辆 -没错 I read there was only three in the whole world. Yes.
-我,文莱君主,和一个毒贩 -这太棒了 Me, the Sultan of Brunei and some drug guy. Oh, it's magnificent.
接着 Here.
-这就是为啥我没被幸运女神选中. 我可以..吗? -放心吧! And that's why I was never picked. Really? Go for it!
兴奋至极啊 I am SO happy.
-开出去啊! -可以吗? Get a room! Can I?
我真希望我会开车.. I wish I knew how to drive.
那是一辆阿尔法罗密欧8C敞篷版,非常稀有的一辆车 That's an Alfa 8C convertible. That's a very rare car.
在第一季里你最后开的是捷豹XK You end up in an XK in that first series.
那辆车有个有趣的故事 Right. That was a funny story about that car because
当阿尔法同意我们在剧中使用那辆车时,那辆车还没出售 when they agree to let us use it in the show, it hadn't been sold yet.
而当我们开始借用时,那辆车已经卖出去了 By the time we needed it, someone had bought it,
所以随车配了一队安保人员 so it showed up with its own security team and everything else.
-我只开了差不多5英尺 (不到2米) -不会吧? -没错 I got to drive it maybe five feet. YOU did? Yeah.
史蒂夫·库根比我开得还多 Steve drove it further than I did.
今年罗恩·丹尼斯把他自己的迈凯轮奔驰SLR借给我们 This year, it's Ron Dennis's personal Mercedes SLR he loaned us. (罗恩·丹尼斯:F1迈凯轮车队前老板)
-那辆车怎么样? -那辆车我也没开成! What was that like? I didn't get to drive that one either!
很明显只有你们够胆大,让我真正开一辆车 You're the only one crazy enough to let me behind the wheel, apparently.
-你的用车史可谓盛衰无常,不是吗? -的确如此 Now, your car history is chequered, isn't it? At best, yes.
你有一辆奥迪5000,在这里我们叫做奥迪100 You had an Audi 5000, which we'd call 100.
那就是那款能够非蓄意加速的车型吧? That was the one that had the unintended acceleration stories.
我的车不会,不过我听说过 Yeah, not the one I had, but I heard about that.
很X蛋的一款车 It was like a crap shoot.
然后你有一辆菲亚特X19 And then there was a Fiat X19 that came,
我总把X19比作是汽车里的"私处水晶" which is like a motorised vajazzle, I always think, the X1/9.
那是一个失误. 我从二手市场买来的 Yeah, that was probably a mistake. I bought it at a used car lot.
我正漫不经心地开过,突然.."唔!" I was driving by and, you know, "Ooh!
"那辆车看起来能花掉我几千两银子" "That looks like a good waste of money right there."
你还有辆保时捷Turbo吧? You used to have a Porsche Turbo, didn't you?
我有过一辆2000年的保时捷996turbo Yeah, I had a 2000 996 turbo.
据我所知,那辆车你改装了 As I understand it, you modified that,
因为在欧洲,我们买车时,不管买的是宝马还是保时捷 cos when we buy cars in Europe, BMWs or Porsches
其它的什么车,买什么车就是什么车了 or whatever they might be, that's what they're like,
不过在美国买车 whereas in the States,
似乎你买了车之后必定要去改车行让别人帮你改车 there seems to be a culture of you buy a car and then you take it
似乎这已成了一种文化 to a shop and somebody tweaks it and fiddles with it.
改装车是你觉得必须要做的一件事么? Is that something you just feel you have to do?
对我来说,如果一个对车一点不了解的人 Well, for me, it's like, if someone who doesn't know anything about cars
能去买到和我开的一样的一款车 can just go down to the store and get the same car,
这有些不对头 that's not right.
我爱车,所以我的车自然应该能跑得快一点 I mean, I love cars, so I should go a LITTLE faster, I think.
那么你的保时捷都改了什么了? So what did you do to the Turbo?
我加装了Gemballa的车载行车电脑系统 The Turbo, I had a Gemballa computer programme put in it
改动了排气管道,调整了TechArt的悬架系统 and an exhaust and TechArt suspension.
然后我去加装了空气流量传感器.. Then I took it in to have the mass air sensor was starting to...
这一段是不是对很多人来说太无聊了 This is probably super-boring for most people.
这里是TopGear,你可以随心所欲地说无趣的东西 No, it's Top Gear, for once you're allowed to talk about this.
《今晚谈话秀》肯定会把这轱辘掐了 The Tonight Show wouldn't let me talk about any of this.
你喜欢在赛道上飙车吗? Are you a man who goes and drives on circuits?
有时候会,经常是骑摩托车 Occasionally, yeah, mostly with the bikes.
-我知道这不是你的料 -没问题,谈摩托车也可以 I know that's a sore subject with you. No, you can talk about bikes.
不过你只能说3秒钟 You've got three seconds.
时间到 And they're up.
你跑过拉古娜-赛卡赛道吗? So, have you ever driven round Laguna Seca,
我猜那是个离你最近的赛道吧? which is your nearest track, I guess?
Willow Spring赛道可能更近些 Yeah, Willow Springs is probably closer,
不过拉古娜-赛卡真是一条完美的赛道 尤其是那里的螺旋弯 but Laguna Sega is such a beautiful so facility. You know, the Corkscrew there.
对我来说,过螺旋弯不撞车几乎是不可能的 The Corkscrew is a corner that I just find impossible to get round without crashing.
我记得它的落差有六层楼高.先左弯,然后右弯,落差有六层楼高 Six stories I think it drops. It's left, right, it's six stories.
我可不会到那里去寻欢. 我们的赛道更容易驾驶 Yeah, it's not my idea of fun. Our track is much easier.
而且我知道你对这次来我们赛道十分重视 I know you took your trip down here quite seriously,
你跟我们的研究员提及我们的起亚时 because you told our researcher, you were asking about the Kia
说到里面的防滚架,你说"防滚架会让车身更加紧绷" and the roll cage, which you said, "Ah, that'll make it more rigid."
我们从来没有一位嘉宾如此敏锐地谈到这点 We've never had any of this before from a guest, somebody that keen.
那可能是世界上操控性最好的一辆起亚了 That's probably the best handling Kia there is.
-挺不错的一辆小车 -谁想看马特的单圈? Pretty nice little car. Who here would like to see Matt's lap?
-我也想看! -播放单圈吧! Me too, yeah! Let's have a look.
只要记住别刹车太多就行了 Just don't use the brake as much, that's all.
在这里你必须刹车 No, you're going to need the brakes there.
用左手换挡习惯么? Were you OK with having a stick-shift on your left?
时不时的错过了几个档位,不过总体尚可了 Yeah, I missed a couple of shifts here and there, but...
-看起来..这个弯道走线很紧凑 -撑死算是马马虎虎了 Well, that looks, that's the sort of tidy corner. Sloppy at best.
这里的走线也很稳健 We're keeping it the tidy through there.
看起来越无聊,单圈速度越快 The more boring it looks, the faster it often is.
通过那个弯角也是十分无趣. 来到锤头弯 That's, well, very boring indeed through there. Hammerhead.
差不点前轮就要离地了,不过还有些余份 Almost got the front wheel off the ground there, but not quite.
出弯紧贴弯心 That's very tight on the way out.
估计你开的时候也是无聊死了吧 It was obviously boring you to death as well out there.
全油门过弯,没有松油门 Flat through there, yeah, no lifting.
你的心跳估计每三小时只跳1下 Your heart is beating once every three hours.
这个弯你需要切弯..没错,切的漂亮. 甘邦弯,继续切弯.. You're going to cut this one. Yeah, that's very cut. Gambon, cut it.
切得更大. 最后冲过了终点线! Oh, yes, very cut. And there we are, across the line.
-希望能在前半部分吧 -前半部分.. Well, hopefully in the top half somewhere. Hopefully in the top half.
通常来说,单圈越波澜不惊,正如你的单圈一般 Well, often when laps look that drama-less, as it were,
成绩越好 they can be quite fast.
成绩榜如此了,罗温·艾金森(憨豆)以1分42秒2的成绩领跑 So there's the board. Rowan Atkinson currently leading 1.42.2.
-1分42秒相当快啊! -没错,1分42秒2快得令人难以想象 That's quick. Yes, 1.42.2 is unbelievably quick.
前半部分嘛,差不多排在鲍勃.戈尔多夫的1分48秒1附近 Halfway would put you with Bob Geldof, 1.48.1.
马特·勒布朗,你的成绩是一分.. You did it, Matt Le Blanc, in one minute...
四十.. ..40...
二秒.. ..two...
一 ..one.
单圈最快! Fastest ever!
-单圈最快的明星! -不赖啊! Fastest ever! That's not bad.
-当我开始看的时候.. -你说的是真的吧? -当然 I just knew when I started... Are you serious? Absolutely serious.
你前几圈的成绩和阿特金森相同,1分42秒2 You were apparently running at 1.42.2, absolutely level with Rowan,
顺便说一句,阿特金森估计刚刚上吊自尽 who, by the way, has just hung himself,
你的最后一圈跑了1分42秒1 and then on the last lap, popped in at 1.42.1. Wow!
女士们先生们 So there we are, ladies and gentlemen,
欢送我们有史以来最快的廉价车明星,马特·勒布朗! the fastest guest we've ever had. Matt Le Blanc!
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
感激不尽 Thank you, thanks.
现在,我们可能在经历经济低迷的时刻 Now, we may be in a spot of economic bother at the moment,
然而劳斯莱斯,宾利和阿斯顿马丁 却享受着破纪录的销售量 however, Rolls-Royce, Bentley and Aston Martin are all enjoying record sales
这一切都归功于中国市场的需求 and all because of demand from China.
事情是,那些患有扁桃腺肥大的人都在说,五年内 The thing is, though, that people with adenoids are saying in five years' time,
中国人就会停止购买我们的车 the Chinese are going to stop buying our cars
而我们却会开始买他们的车 and WE will start buying theirs.
如果每个说"早晚你会买中国车的人"都给我一块钱的话 In fact, if I had a pound for everyone who said,
我都能买得起一辆中国车了 "Soon you will be driving a Chinese car," I'd be able to afford a Chinese car.
为了看看他们说的在不在理,杰里米和我决定去一趟北京 To see if they have a point, Jeremy and I decided to pop over to Beijing
看看究竟是怎么个情况 and find out what all the fuss is about.
五十年来 For the last 50 years,
在中国有两种交通工具 there have been two types of transport in China.
如果你是毛主席,你就会拥有一辆"红旗牌"装甲加长车 If you were Chairman Mao, you had a Hongqi, red-flag armoured limo.
如果你不是毛主席,你就只能开这个了.. If you were not Chairman Mao, you had one of these.
如果你真的非常幸运,你的座驾是这个 Or if you were really lucky, you had one of these.
尽管是在90年代初期 Even in the early '90s, the idea that you would
能"拥有一辆车"的想法是疯狂的 own a car was complete madness,
因为你永远不会买得起 because you'd never have been able to afford it,
就算你买得起,也不会允许你买 and even if you could afford it, you weren't allowed to have one.
不过现在,情况变了 Now, though, things have changed.
1977年,全中国有一百万辆汽车 In 1977, there were one million cars in China.
截止2008年,全中国有5100万辆车. 而现在,有8500万辆 By 2008, there were 51 million. Now there are 85 million.
而且这个数字每天增长38000辆 And every day that number swells by 38,000.
在中国,每2.3秒就有一个人买一辆新车. Somebody buys a new car in China every 2.3 seconds.
为了与需求挂钩 To keep up with demand,
中国汽车工厂的生产速度都是以光速进行的 China's car factories are running at light speed.
去年,欧洲所有的汽车制造厂总共生产了1690万辆车 Last year, the whole of Europe combined produced 16.9 million vehicles.
而中国汽车厂全年制造的比那个数字还多130万辆. China all on its own produced 1.3 million more than that.
不只是中国自主品牌卷入了这个大爆炸里 And it's not just Chinese companies that are cashing in on the boom.
奥迪现在制造长轴距车款 Audi is now making long-wheelbase versions of its cars
只在中国市场发售 specifically for sale in China and nowhere else,
因为在中国,后排空间比什么都重要 because in China, space in the back matters more than anything else.
中国现在是全球第二大石油消费国 China is now the world's second-biggest oil consumer,
每日消耗的原油桶数比印度和日本合起来还多 taking more barrels per day than India and Japan combined.
到2025年,中国的道路网络将会大到能覆盖 By 2025, the road network will be big enough to cover
包括苏格兰高地的全部英伦三岛面积的 the whole of the British Isles - all of it, Scottish Highlands, the lot -
20倍 20 times over.
寻根究底,这到底从哪儿开始的呢? So where did it all begin?
中国市场上发售的第一款中国车之一就是这款 Well, one of the first cars ever to be sold in China was this.
"CA6410UA" (一汽-陆豹) The CA6410UA.
就是你我英国人熟知的奥斯汀麦哲罗 Better known to you and I as the Austin Maestro.
它的车尾是麦哲罗的车尾 Actually, it's the back end of a Maestro,
而它的前脸是蒙特哥的前脸,而且它的引擎是丰田制造 but the front end of a Montego, and it's powered by a Toyota engine.
这车的历史比它的构造还复杂 The history behind this car though is even more complicated.
1998年, 一个中国的香烟公司买下了 In 1998, a Chinese tobacco company bought the tooling
麦哲罗和蒙特哥的模具,这样他们就可以在中国制造了 for the Maestro and the Montego so they could be made in China.
而为了获得在中国生产汽车的合法权 In order to make them in China,
他们要向有关部门申报,他们制造的属于"公交车" they had to tell the authorities that they were building buses.
这辆车,或者我应该说这"些"车 This car - or I should say THESE cars,
因为它是不同车零件拼拼凑凑而成 because this is a bit of a cut-and-shut job -
它的原车型在英国制造时就饱受诟病 these were terrible when they were being built in Britain,
试想一下,用这个破车作为蓝本,一个中国的"6号香烟"公司 so imagine what they like when they were being made using worn-out tools ("6号香烟":英国香烟品牌)
下属的一群工人用破旧的工具来造出的中国车会是个什么样子 by a company that's the Chinese equivalent of Player's No 6.
简直是没救了! It's just hopeless!
不久,很多中国的智慧火花开始迸发 Pretty soon, various bright sparks in China started to think.
他们意识到,为什么要买英国人都不喜欢的车的生产权呢? Why buy the rights to make cars we don't want
我们直接把他们喜欢的车型翻版下来不就行了? when we can just copy the ones we DO want?
中国人在这个方面可是很在行的 The Chinese are very good at this sort of thing.
我正戴着一副假雷朋墨镜 I'm speaking to you from behind a pair of fake Ray-Bans
我穿着假阿玛尼夹克,背着假路易威登包 wearing a fake Armani jacket, carrying a fate Louis Vuitton bag,
在包里还有台假iPad in which we find a fake iPad
和一台假iPhone and a fake iPhone.
看一看我的假欧米茄手表 And if we consult my fake Omega,
它说时间是下午2点35分..可能是吧 we see that it's 2.35. probably.
所以我们现在要走进对过的那家假星巴克咖啡店 Which means it is time to pop into the fake Starbucks over there
买一杯假咖啡 for a cup of fake coffee.
似乎"侵犯版权"这个词翻译成中文的意思不太对 It seems, then, that the expression "copyright infringement" doesn't translate terribly well into Mandarin.
于是这款车就说得通了 All of which explains this.
它看起来像是宝马X5 It looks like a BMW X5,
不过它其实是一个很明显的假冒品 but actually, it's a blatant copy called
它名字叫做双环"S-CEO HBJ6474Y" the Shuanhuan S-CEO HBJ6474Y.
还有这个假冒的菲亚特熊猫 Then there's this, a copy of the Fiat Panda.
还有假冒的斯玛特ForTwo And this, a copy of the Smart ForTwo.
还有这个假冒的大宇Matiz And this, a copy of the Daewoo Matiz.
你有没有听说过"力帆"摩托车? Did you hear about the Lifan motorcycles?
力帆是一家中国公司,专门制造本田小摩托车的仿冒品 Lifan is a Chinese company that make copies of small Honda motorcycles,
不过为了确保你发现不了它是假冒品 力帆把车上的品牌换掉 but to make sure you don't notice, they change the name on the tank.
-换成什么? -"宏大",HONGDA To what? Hongda. H-O-N-G-D-A. ("本田"的英文是HONDA)
-"宏大?"那么这样的话,这辆仿冒迷你车就是辆"明莹"? -差不多吧 Hongda? So on that basis, is this Mini a Minging? It should be, yes.
-这是看起来最杯具最纠结的一辆车了! -太差劲了.. Because it is the most tragic-looking thing. It's awful.
这个造型就像是某个人打电话时形容出来的迷你的样子 或者是发了一张模糊的传真照片 It's like somebody's described Mini to somebody on the telephone. Or sent a blurry fax.
"就是这个样子的" "There we are, that's what it looks like."
-它非常廉价 -要多少钱? It is very cheap. How much is it?
-4100英镑 -真便宜.. 4,100 pounds. That is cheap.
不过这辆丰田Aygo只要3500英镑 But this Toyota Aygo over here is only 3,500 pounds.
这不是丰田Aygo,它叫"FO" It's not a Aygo. That's an FO.
它的名字就是"FO". 我想这个名字就是给丰田发去的暗号 That's what it's called. FO. I think that's a message to Toyota
以防丰田起诉这些假货生产商 if Toyota ever decide to sue the fake makers.
这些山寨汽车厂上过法庭么? Do these people ever get taken to court?
上过啊. 宝马起诉过生产山寨X5的厂商,结果宝马败诉了 Yeah. BMW sued the people making the X5 fake and they lost.
-真的啊? -是的,中国政府说 Really? Yeah. The Chinese government said,
"它看起来根本不像X5,我不知道你们宝马是什么意思" "No, it doesn't look like anything like an X5."
-这就有趣了,因为我感觉它们两辆车看起来很相似 -才不是呢 That's funny, I thought they looked really similar. No, they don't.
-不相似吗? -哪有哪有.. -只是我这么觉得? -没错,只是你 Don't they? No. It's just me? No, it's just you. Right. OK.
他们极力翻版别家车款的原因也不难看出 It's easy to see why they were copying
因为当他们单打独斗的时候,结果不太理想.. because when they tried to go it alone, the results weren't very good.
这辆三轮车的名字叫"XF150ZK-4" This tripod is the XF15OZK-4,
我们自然迫不及待地要体验一番 and naturally, we couldn't wait to try it.
你看这个.. You see one yet...
哎呀..天啊! Oh, God!
詹姆斯! James!
好处是,我们现在知道它的引擎在哪儿了 'On the plus side, we now knew where the engine was,
这个信息在20秒之后就有用了 'information that came in handy about 20 seconds later.'
拜托! Come on!
当地人修修补补之后,我们上路了 'After some local bodging, we were back in and on our way.'
这是倒档,现在进了空挡,这是五档,这是二档 Oh, that's reverse. That's gone into nought, fifth, second.
一档,进对了 First, that was it.
你这姿势从车外看一定非常有趣..现在是二档 That's going to look very funny from the outside, that. Now you're doing second.
掌握了变速箱技巧之后 'Having mastered the gearbox, it was time to open up
我们该让单缸12匹马力的引擎开始发力了 'the single-cylinder 12-horsepower engine.'
这加速很强悍啊! The acceleration is blinding!
这就像是天然的安全设施 It's like a safety device.
只要你加速太狠,你的脚就够不着踏板了 You accelerate too hard, your feet come off the pedal.
稳住你的脊椎! Hold on to your spine. Ah!
这辆车是在2004年上市的 2004, this car was launched.
如果我把这车给你看,你觉得这车是哪年产的? If I'd shown this to you and asked you when it was built, when would you have said?
-1957年 -我会说它肯定比我还老了 1957. I would say it was older than me. Yeah.
这质量太差劲了! Poor quality!
想一个优点嘛,詹姆斯,它一定有优点的 Come on, redeeming feature, James. There must be a redeeming feature.
额..这辆车"个性十足" Er... It's character-building.
我觉得这个..哦,不!! No, because I mean this... BOTH: Oh, no!
对这车的测试只能到这里结束了 I think our test drive's over.
于是我们继续看了看更现代的中国车 So we moved on to look at some more modern Chinese cars.
这辆车是"JAC J7" This is the JACJ7.
在第六届中国政府采购会上 At the 6th annual Chinese government procurement conference,
它被评为政府采购中产阶级首选车型 it won the highly coveted first choice in middle class of government procurement award.
还有这辆哈弗M2,它是个.. And then there's the Haval M2 which is...
额..我们也不知道它是个什么玩意儿 Well, we have absolutely no idea what it is.
我来给你读读车型介绍手册上的一些信息 Can I read you something from the blurb? Yeah.
这是描述M2的风格设计,我觉得总结的非常好 About the styling of the M2. I think this absolutely sums it up.
"狮身的一边笔挺" "Body on the side of the lion to go straight fair
"散发着男人的雄性气质" "with enough of the masculine qualities of men." (译者注:...这根本就是文法不通嘛...)
老实说,M2和J7都不怎么样 If we're honest, the M2 and the J7 aren't much good.
到底有没有还算将就的中国车呢? So, are there any Chinese cars which are?
这辆车是广汽传祺 Well, this is a Guangqi Trumpchi.
它可不是锡纸包成的,也不是老奥斯汀拼成的 And it's not made from tin foil or bits of old Austin.
它的本质是一辆阿尔法罗密欧166. 也许这还有点前途 Underneath, it's an Alfa Romeo 166. This might be all right.
不过我觉得这辆荣威350可能会更好一些 I think, however, that this Roewe 350 will be even better.
这辆荣威350尤其意义重大 The Roewe 350 is particularly important,
因为它将不久之后成为英国市场上的名爵MG5 because it will eventually become an MG in Britain, the MG 5.
当然会有些小改动 It will be changed slightly.
引擎会被更换 The engine will be different because
来迎合欧洲的尾气排放标准等等 it needs to meet legislation for emissions, and so on.
不过本质上,我开的这辆车 But basically, I'm driving a car that you will
很快您就能在英国买得到了 be able to buy in Britain very soon.
也就是说这儿是一辆阿尔法罗密欧和一辆名爵 Essentially, then, what we have here is an Alfa Romeo and an MG.
那两个名字可是有着运动血统的 Those, of course, are very sporting names,
于是我们来到了这条"风景如画"的赛车场 and that's why we've come to this very picturesque racetrack.
我们要测试的就是这两辆车 What we're going to do is see which of these cars can set
-谁能够跑出更快的单圈成绩 -当然不是我们跑 -不是我们跑 the fastest lap time. Well, WE'RE not. No, we're not.
我们要用我们圈养的赛车手 We're going to use our tame racing driver.
据说他是Stig,不过他不是 Some say he's the Stig, but he isn't.
他是Stig的中国表兄 He is the Stig's Chinese cousin.
我需要解释的是,驾车是他的第二大爱好 Now, I should explain, driving is his second favourite thing.
-那他的第一大爱好是什么? -打人.他经常打人 What's his first favourite thing? Attacking people. He does it a lot.
他每时每刻都在打人. 嘿,你干嘛呢! He's constantly at it. Why are you doing that?
你去开车去好不好?! Why don't you go and do some driving?
开车去! Do some driving. Get into the car!
-别打我们啦! -坐车里去! Stop attacking us! Get in the car.
他必须坐车里去才行! 去开车! No, he's got to get in the car. Get in the car.
-传祺! -去开传祺! Trumpchi. Trumpchi. Get in the Trumpchi. No!
那是导演,那是导演!! No, that's the director. That's the director!
我把引擎启动能不能管用? What if I start the engine, would that do it?
-进去,进去.. -这里的礼节是鞠躬吧? Come on, come on, in you go. They bow, don't they?
-进去..这就对了 Go in. Get in. Oh, yes!
这是Stig家族里最差劲的一位了 That's the worst Stig we've ever had.
三,二,一..
好斗狂Stig在油门面前就痿了,不是么? Attack Stig doesn't attack the throttle, does he?
-它的外形还是不错的 -的确不错,我开始喜欢上它了 Good-looking car, that. It is a good-looking car, it's growing on me.
它的后备箱造型很像是蓝旗亚伽马 It's got the boot shape of the Lancia Gamma. Yeah.
它的引擎也是阿尔法罗密欧的 -真的? -是啊 And it has an Alfa engine. Does it? Yes.
不过它名字叫做"传祺".. But it is called a Trumpchi. It is, but...
这就好玩了. "杰里米,你开的是个什么车?" That is quite funny. What are you driving these days, Jeremy?
"额,这有点意思..如果你把皮扒了,它是辆阿尔法罗密欧" Well, it's interesting - underneath, it's an Alfa.
是辆传祺吧? It is a Trumpchi.
好斗狂Stig回来了,大家伙! 注意人身安全! 冲线了.. Attack Stig is back, everybody! Watch out! And across the line.
1分50秒整 1.50, dead.
我们现在要把他弄出那辆车,弄进那辆荣威里去 We've got to get him out of that car and into the Roewe.
让他尽快坐进荣威里去! Get him in the Roewe as quickly as possible.
坐进荣威里去! 这可好看了 Get him in the Roewe! It's interesting.
他去打我们的摇旗手了 He's attacking the starter.
我还以为是种族歧视,他不喜欢我们这帮"洋鬼子" I thought it was a racist thing, he just didn't like us.
-他打过来了.. -你成绩不错! 1分50秒整 He's coming towards us now. No. You were good! 150 dead.
最终好斗狂Stig被赶进了詹姆斯的荣威里 Eventually, Attack Stig was corralled into James's Roewe.
三,二,一..
这个起步可真"速度".. That begins quickly.
-它有多少匹马力? -107匹 How many horsepower has it got? 107.
引擎是1.5升的吧? That's a 1.5, isn't it?
-1.5升引擎怎么产出的马力这么少? -我也不知道 How have they got so few horsepower? I don't know.
我不想像你那么说话,不过这个动力不够 And I don't like to sound like you,- but that's not enough power.
他们给它起名叫"荣威" Because they called it Roewe, because Roewe...
因为"荣威"就是"罗孚"在中国的叫法 BOTH: Is how they would say Rover.
我还以为它的名字会是"罗福.." Yeah. I thought they'd say Lover.
时间一分一秒地过去,不过我的荣威毫无踪影 The seconds ticked by, but there was no sign of my Roewe.
-他去哪儿了? -我哪儿知道去 Where has he gone? I don't know.
在我们把好斗狂Stig和赛道工作人员拉开之后 After we dragged Attack Stig off the marshal...
冲线! Across the line!
我们做出了荣威的真实单圈 ..we got a clean lap time for the Roewe.
以0.1秒的优势赢得胜利! Victory by one tenth of a second.
不过那是个毫无价值的胜利,因为我们预估在同样的一条赛道 A fairly hollow victory, though, as we estimate that on the same track
一辆相似的欧洲汽车的成绩能够快10-15秒以上 a comparable European car would be ten or 15 seconds faster.
安全性能如何呢? So, what about safety?
中国的碰撞测试和欧洲的类似 Chinese crash tests are much the same as the ones we have in Europe.
不过碰撞时速要慢得多 But the speeds are a bit lower.
-受伤了吗? -一点没有 -什么都没有? Any injuries? None at all. Nothing?
连个破口都没有. 车怎么样? Not a scratch. What about the car?
-毫发无损 -真的? -完全没有损伤 -那么测试通过 No damage at all. Really? No. That's a pass.
准备好了? Are you ready?
已重新计算路线..
在证明了这些车都通过了碰撞测试 Having satisfied ourselves that these cars
并赋予了我们自己一丝满足感之后 had been through all their crash tests,
我们已经够有信心驾驶它们驶上北京的公路了 we were confident that we could take them onto the streets of Beijing.
这辆车驾驶感觉可能不是太优秀 This might not be as nice to drive,
也可能不如欧洲车那么快那么安全 or as fast or as safe as a European car,
不过中国的司机想要的一切它都有了 but it offers everything the Chinese motorist would want.
后排空间足够,有一些不错的设备 There's lots of space in the back, a couple of nice gadgets,
还有实木的内饰,头部空间对于身高5英尺3英寸的人足足够 wooden trim and enough headroom for anyone up to five foot three. (5英尺3英寸: 1.60米)
有一家中国汽车杂志的编辑今天早上告诉我 The editor of a Chinese car magazine told me this morning
中国人更偏好车内优良的设备 that the Chinese like good equipment in cars, good gadgets.
那么这辆车符合要求 And this actually does quite well.
它有卫星导航系统,当然我们听不懂,还有倒车摄像头 It has got sat-nav, incomprehensible of course, reversing cameras,
不错的音响,全自动空调 decent audio system, automatic air-conditioning,
方向盘上有音量控制按钮 audio controls on the steering wheel,
数字仪表盘.. 可圈可点 digital dashboard - pretty good.
我很想说它驾驶起来很像老阿尔法罗密欧 I'd like to say that this feels like an old Alfa Romeo,
不过那不是事实,主要原因是这个自动挡变速箱 but it doesn't really, chiefly because of the automatic gearbox,
我猜造这台变速箱的一定是位卖菜的师傅 which was made by a man who I think is a greengrocer.
很明显他不知道自动变速箱是干嘛的 Certainly, he has no comprehension of what an automatic gearbox should do.
别换挡啊! Stop changing gear! Don't do that!
很明显杰里米正无限纠结于他的变速箱 It's all very well Jeremy whining and shouting at his gearbox,
他应该来试一试这一款 but he should try this.
这是台配备超速档的三速自动变速箱 This is a three-speed automatic with overdrive.
开起来听顺滑的,不过作为新车的导向标 It's quite smooth, actually, but as a concept,
这也太过时了吧? it's just a tad old-fashioned.
值得一提的是,这两辆车的售价 It is worth bearing in mind, though, that both these cars
都是12000英镑 cost 12,000 pounds, and that in China,
而在中国,一辆基础版的奥迪A3售价超过它的两倍 a base model Audi A3 is more than twice that.
如果你考虑价格的差距 If you bear that price difference in mind
并无视这台变速箱,其实也不算太差 and ignore the gearbox, it's really not too bad.
驾乘感受尚可.. Rides nicely.
多数时间尚可..额.. Most of the time. Er...
到这时,我们对我们的车已经没什么好说的了 At this point, we ran out of things to say about our cars,
所以我们碰头来进行结论分析 so we met up for a discussion.
-詹姆斯,在英国你会买一辆荣威350吗? -不会 So, James May, would you buy a Roewe 350 in Britain? No.
-真不会? -不会考虑.你会买传祺吗? No. No. Would you buy a Trumpchi?
除非它非常便宜,我才会考虑. 不过这么看 Only if it was very cheap. But look at it this way.
5年之内,中国从制造那种车.. In just five years, China has gone from making that,
..不管那是个什么车.. 革新到了制造这种车 whatever it is, to making these.
以这种进度 With that rate of progress,
5年之后他们的车子会是什么样子啊? where are they going to be in five years' time?
这正好引回到我们最初的疑问 That does take us back to our original question -
"5年之后我们都会开中国车了" 的确,我们真可能啊! in five years' time, everybody will be driving Chinese cars - yes, we probably will.
我们没戏了.. We are doomed. We are doomed. We've absolutely...
正中蛋蛋啊! In the plums.
不错,我知道你们是没有机会的
我们现在已经决定接手这个节目
然后下个星期我们会解释
为什么MG6比法拉利458还要好
现在时间已经到"Bombshell(猛料)"结束
各位晚安!
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