AW, NUTS.
HEY, MICHELLE. WHAT'S GOING ON?
I CAN'T REACH. I'M TOO LITTLE.
THAT'S WHAT'S NICE ABOUT BIG SISTERS--
THEY'RE BIGGER.
BE VERY CAREFUL.
VOILÁ.
IT'S FINISHED.
NOT YET.
COME ON, IT'S A MASTERPIECE. WHAT MORE DOES IT NEED?
THIS.
NOW IT'S FINISHED.
♪ AHH ♪
♪ WHATEVER HAPPENED TO PREDICTABILITY ♪
♪ THE MILKMAN, THE PAPER BOY ♪
♪ EVENIN' TV ♪
♪ HOW DID I GET DELIVERED HERE ♪
♪ SOMEBODY TELL ME, PLEASE ♪
♪ THIS OLD WORLD'S ♪
♪ CONFUSIN' ME ♪
♪ CLOUDS AS MEAN AS YOU'VE EVER SEEN ♪
♪ AIN'T A BIRD WHO KNOWS YOUR TUNE ♪
♪ THEN A LITTLE VOICE INSIDE YOU WHISPERS ♪
♪ KID, DON'T SELL YOUR DREAMS SO SOON ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ THERE'S A HEART ♪
♪ A HAND TO HOLD ONTO ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ THERE'S A FACE OF SOMEBODY WHO NEEDS YOU ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ WHEN YOU'RE LOST OUT THERE ♪
♪ AND YOU'RE ALL ALONE ♪
♪ A LIGHT IS WAITIN' ♪
♪ TO CARRY YOU HOME ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ DO BE DO BA BA DA ♪♪
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
ARE YOU SURE YOUR WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENT IS IN TODAY'S PAPER?
IT BETTER BE. I GOT COPIES FOR ALL MY RELATIVES.
THEY LOVE TO SEE MY NAME IN PRINT.
OH, HERE IT IS-- THIS IS SO EXCITING.
SO, HOW 'BOUT THOSE 49ers, HUH?
GIVE ME THAT PAPER. NO, HONEY.
YOU DON'T WANNA TO SEE THIS. YOU DON'T.
GIMME THIS. THANK YOU.
"REBECCA DONALDSON, AWARD-WINNING JOURNALIST
"AND POPULAR HOST OF THE WAKE UP, SAN FRANCISCO SHOW
TO WED... JERSE KATSOPOLIS?"
JERSE KATSOPOLIS--
SOUNDS LIKE A GREEK COW.
HONEY, DON'T WORRY. NOBODY READS THIS STUFF ANYWAY.
HI, DANNY. HI, BECKY.
HI, JERSE.
THAT'S IT.
I QUIT.
I'M WAY TOO MATURE FOR THOSE DO-DO HEAD HONEYBEES.
STEPH, YOU CAN'T QUIT.
I JUST SPENT $12 FOR THIS NEW POLLEN SACK.
AND THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING
TO THAT DUMB HONEYBEE SLUMBER PARTY ON SATURDAY.
WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?
I THINK I KNOW.
I REMEMBER WHEN PAM TOOK D.J.
POOR STEPH.
BECKY, I JUST GOT AN IDEA.
THIS MIGHT BE A LOT TO ASK.
DANNY, IT'S NO PROBLEM.
I WOULD LOVE TO TAKE STEPHANIE TO THE SLUMBER PARTY.
I'LL BE IN LAKE TAHOE ON SATURDAY AFTERNOON
BUT I'LL MAKE SURE I'M BACK IN PLENTY OF TIME.
THANK YOU, BECKY.
AND IF YOU EVER NEED SOMEONE TO SLUMBER FOR YOU,
I'M THERE.
I BETTER BE THERE, TOO.
HI, MICHELLE.
HI, BECKY.
HI, DADDY.
HI, JOEY.
HI, UNCLE JERSE.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
STEPH?
YOU DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO ME. I'M OK.
WELL, I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THAT SLUMBER PARTY.
SLUMBER PARTIES ARE SO DUMB.
IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF PEOPLE SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR.
JEEZ, I'M SORRY YOU FEEL THAT WAY BECAUSE YOU KNOW,
I WAS HOPING THAT YOU AND I WE COULD GO TO THAT SLUMBER PARTY TOGETHER.
REALLY? YOU'D GO WITH ME?
WE'RE GONNA GET TO SLEEP ON THE FLOOR!
THANKS, BECKY.
I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL SATURDAY.
HEY, IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO FOR A FELLOW HONEYBEE.
YOU WERE A HONEYBEE?
ARE YOU KIDDING?
♪ I PLEDGE MY LOVE AND LOYALTY ♪
♪ TO ALL THE HIVE AND EVERY BEE ♪
♪ OUR MOTTO IS AND EVER WAS ♪
♪ BUZZ BUZZ-BUZZ, BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ-BUZZ ♪♪
SO, WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?
YOU CAN SET UP YOUR NEW PRODUCTION COMPANY RIGHT UP HERE IN THE ATTIC.
CAREFUL I... I JUST WAXED THE FLOOR.
YOU WAXED THE ATTIC FLOOR?
YOU THINK THAT'S BAD,
HERE'S A MOUSETRAP ON A DOILY.
YEAH, THIS PLACE IS PERFECT. IT'LL MAKE A GREAT STUDIO.
JUST HAVE TO GET RID OF ALL THIS JUNK.
JUNK?
THIS IS MY LIFE,
MY MOST CHERISHED TREASURES,
ARRANGED BY DECADE
AND IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER,
FROM MY ANT FARM...
TO MY ZORRO SWORD.
THIS IS YOUR LIFE?
DEAD ANTS AND A PLASTIC SWORD?
OK, IT'S A SAD LIFE, BUT IT'S MY LIFE.
ALL RIGHT. I GOT AN IDEA.
THIS SATURDAY YOU HAVE A YARD SALE
AND THE MONEY THAT YOU MAKE
YOU CAN BUY YOURSELF A NEW LIFE.
SATURDAY IS IMPOSSIBLE. I'M TAKING MICHELLE SHOPPING FOR NEW CLOTHES.
I'LL TAKE HER SHOPPING.
THERE, NOW NO GOT NO EXCUSES.
ALL RIGHT.
WE'LL HAVE A SALE.
BUT I'M NOT SELLING MY COLLECTION OF BOTTLE CAPS,
BOY, IF THERE'S SOMEBODY OUT THERE
WITH A COLLECTION OF UNCAPPED BOTTLES
HE'S GONNA BE VERY DISAPPOINTED.
OK, BUT I'M IN CHARGE OF THIS SALE. YEAH.
EVERYTHING HAS TO GO TO LOVING FAMILIES. YEAH.
I WANT BACKGROUND CHECKS.
AND FOLLOW-UP VISITS.
WHY ARE YOU PACKING NOW?
THE PARTY'S NOT FOR 6 HOURS.
YOU KNOW THE HONEYBEE MOTTO--
ALWAYS BEE READY.
BON JOUR, LADIES.
HI, KIMMY.
KIMMY, WHY DO I SEE LUGGAGE?
WELL, THE MATTRESS IS A LITTLE SOFT,
BUT I CAN ROUGH IT.
GET YOUR BONY BOD OFF MY BED.
OH, I FORGOT TO MENTION THIS. SINCE YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE HERE,
KIMMY'S GONNA SLEEP IN YOUR BED.
EEW. GIBBLER DROOL ON MY PILLOW.
I'M GONNA COVER MY BED WITH SARAN WRAP.
WHOA. THIS COULD BE
A PRETTY SCARY THING TO WAKE UP TO.
PATRICK SWAYZE--
NOW THAT SAYS GOOD MORNING.
UNCLE JESSE, LET'S GO SHOPPING.
WELL, LITTLE MUNCHKIN, I JUST HAVE TO FIND OUT WHERE WE'RE GONNA GO.
TO THE MALL. LET'S MOVE IT, MISTER.
DAD USUALLY TAKES MICHELLE TO THE TEENY TINY TOT SHOP.
YEAH. JUST WHERE I WANNA BE SEEN.
I'M LEAVING WITHOUT YOU.
GIVE ME THE CREDIT CARD.
OH, THEY LEARN SO YOUNG.
GIRLS, IF ANYBODY CALLS,
TELL 'EM I'M OUT SHOOTING POOL AND BUYING POWER TOOLS.
I'LL DRIVE.
GET BACK HERE, YOU SHORTY. COME BACK!
DANNY, HOW IS IT GOING? WHAT HAVE YOU SOLD SO FAR?
NOT A THING. ISN'T THAT CRAZY?
WHAT'S CRAZY ARE THESE PRICES.
$70 FOR AN OLD BOWLING TROPHY?
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE A GOOD BOWLER.
I'M NOT.
I WON THIS TROPHY FOR CLEANEST BALL.
OH, COME ON.
$185 FOR A PAIR OF PLATFORM SHOES?
THAT'S A BARGAIN.
I WAS WEARING THESE SHOES WHEN I LEARNED TO DANCE THE HUSTLE.
I WAS DOING GREAT, TOO, TILL SMACKED MY HEAD ON A DISCO BALL.
ALL RIGHT. SHE'S BACK,
AND SHE'S COOLER THAN EVER.
YO! HOT WHEELS.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABY?
NOTHING. I FOUND THIS STORE--
HELL'S LITTLE ANGELS.
I GOT A TATTOO.
JESSE, I'LL KILL YOU.
RELAX. IT WASHES OFF.
"BORN TO BEHAVE"?
SHE WANTS TO BE LIKE HER UNCLE JESSE.
PLEASE TAKE OVER THE SALE.
NO DISCOUNTS.
COME ON, MICHELLE,
WE'RE GOING SHOPPING AT THE TEENY TINY TOT SHOP. HOW ABOUT IT, SWEETIE?
COME ON, DANNY, SHE'S GONNA BE THE HOTTEST BABE IN SCHOOL.
JESS, SHE GOES TO PRESCHOOL,
NOT REFORM SCHOOL.
LET'S ROLL, DADDY-O.
OK, HONEY.
WHERE IS BECKY?
TAKE IT EASY. SHE'S ONLY 20 SECONDS LATE.
WE'RE GONNA GO DOWN TO THE VIDEO STORE AND RENT DIRTY DANCING.
IT'S CRAZY FOR SWAYZE NIGHT.
HAVE A NICE PARTY.
STAY LONG AS YOU LIKE.
MY PARENTS SAID IF I WANTED TO I COULD LIVE HERE FOREVER.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
I'LL GET IT.
[RING]
HELLO?
STEPH, IT'S BECKY.
BECKY, WHERE ARE YOU?
HONEY, I'M IN PLACERVILLE. I JUST GOT TO A PHONE.
LOOK, MY CAR BROKE DOWN.
I DROPPED MY TRANSMISSION.
WELL, PICK IT UP AND GET OVER HERE. WE'RE GONNA MISS THE PARTY.
HONEY, I'M SORRY. I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA BE ABLE TO MAKE IT.
I FEEL TERRIBLE.
IT'S OK. THANKS ANYWAY.
BYE.
I DIDN'T WANT TO GO TO THAT PARTY ANYWAY, COMET.
JUST A BUNCH OF GIRLS WITH THEIR MOMS.
HOW BORING.
WE'LL HAVE MUCH MORE FUN BY OURSELVES. RIGHT, COMET?
STEPH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
BECKY'S GONNA BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
NO, SHE'S NOT. HER CAR BROKE DOWN IN PLACERVILLE.
OH, STEPH, THAT'S AWFUL.
HEY! I'LL TAKE YOU.
TO A SLUMBER PARTY?
HEY, I SLUMBER. I PARTY.
BUT IT'S FOR MOTHERS AND DAUGHTERS,
AND...YOU'RE A BOY.
WELL I WON'T TELL IF YOU WON'T.
COME ON, STEPH. YOUR FRIENDS ALL KNOW ME.
NOW, WE ARE GOING TO THAT PARTY,
AND WE ARE GONNA HAVE A TON OF FUN.
ARE YOU SURE?
HONEYBEE'S HONOR.
♪ I PLEDGE MY LOVE AND LOY-- ♪
OK! I'LL GO. I'LL GO.
BUT PLEASE... DON'T SING AT THE PARTY.
JUST LET ME GET IT OUT OF MY SYSTEM.
♪ TO ALL THE HIVE AND EVERY BEE ♪
♪ OUR MOTTO IS AND EVER WAS ♪
♪ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ BUH... UZZ ♪♪
[DOORBELL RINGS]
HI, STEPH.
HI, LISA.
WHAT'D YOU BRING JOEY FOR?
OH, DON'T MIND ME, TONIGHT I'M JUST ONE OF THE GIRLS.
HI, LADIES.
HI, JOEY. WHERE'S REBECCA?
OH, SHE CAN'T MAKE IT, SO I'M THE D.H...
DESIGNATED HONEYBEE.
WELL, YOU'RE JUST IN TIME FOR BARBIE.
GREAT THROW AN EXTRA SHRIMP ON FOR ME!
JOEY, THAT'S BARBIE DOLL.
OH. WELL, HEY, THAT'S EVEN BETTER.
I LOVE PLAYING BARBIE.
OH, LOOK...
IT'S MALIBU BARBIE.
"LIKE, TOTAL BARBIEROBICS, DUDE."
THAT'S NOT MALIBU BARBIE,
THAT'S SUPERSTAR BARBIE.
I GUESS IT IS, HUH?
WELL, I'M MORE OF
A KEN KIND OF GUY, ANYHOW.
"HEY, BARBIE,
"LOOKS LIKE YOU AND I HAVE A LOT IN COMMON,
"I MEAN, WE BOTH HAVE PLASTIC HEADS,
"WE CAN'T BLINK,
"AND WE HAVE NO INTERNAL ORGANS.
SO LET'S BOOGIE, BARBIE BABY."
JOEY!
CUT IT OUT!
MOTHER-DAUGHTER JUMP ROPE!
YEAH! YAY!
COME ON, STEPH.
LET'S DO THE ONE WE LIKE, "THE LITTLE DUTCH GIRL."
WHAT AM I DOING HERE?
I'M A LITTLE DUTCH GIRL
DRESSED IN BLUE
THESE ARE THE THINGS I USED TO DO--
SALUTE TO THE CAPTAIN,
CURTSY TO--
AND THEN GET CAUGHT IN THE ROPE LIKE A BIG DUMB DOPE.
NEXT.
GOOD, YOU'RE HOME.
JESS, I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU
HOW A 3-YEAR OLD WITHOUT A POLICE RECORD IS SUPPOSED DRESS.
COME ON IN, HONEY.
HELLO, GENTLEMEN.
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY MOTORCYCLE MAMA?
I'LL BET YOU EVEN WASHED OFF HER TATTOO.
WITH LAVENDER SOAP.
HOW JUST HOW'D MY YARD SALE GO?
TERRIFIC. GOT RID OF EVERYTHING.
NO, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
NO ONE COULD AFFORD MY PRICES.
I LOVE IT WHEN YOUR DAD'S EYES BUG OUT LIKE THAT.
WELL, SORRY YOU GOT STUCK
WITH ANOTHER CUTESY DRESS, PAL.
I LIKE THIS DRESS. I PICKED IT OUT MYSELF.
YEAH, BUT YOU LIKE THE STUFF THAT I PICKED BETTER, RIGHT?
NAH.
YOU DIDN'T LIKE THOSE BIKER CLOTHES?
I LIKED THEM FOR HALLOWEEN.
OH, NO.
I DID TO YOU WHAT MY DAD USED TO DO TO ME.
HE ALWAYS DRESSED ME UP JUST LIKE HIM.
ALWAYS MADE ME WEAR THESE MUNCHKIN LEISURE SUITS,
HE WAS TRYING TO ACHIEVE THAT "DAD AND LAD" LOOK.
TO THIS DAY,
I HAVE NIGHTMARES OF WHITE BELTS AND MATCHING SHOES.
I'M SORRY I TRIED DOING THE SAME THING TO YOU, PAL.
NO PROBLEM.
KNOW WHAT?
I THINK YOU LOOK LIKE A LITTLE PRINCESS.
THANK YOU, DADDY-O.
YOU SOLD EVERYTHING?
YOU BETTER HAVE $187,000 IN YOUR POCKET.
NO, I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY,
BUT I DO HAVE A KEY.
I KNOW HOW MUCH ALL THAT JUNK--
YOUR TREASURES MEANT TO YOU, SO I HAD THEM PUT AWAY IN A STORAGE LOCKER.
THANKS, JESS.
BUT, TO GET YOU THROUGH THE NIGHT,
I DID SAVE A FEW SELECT ITEMS--
YOUR LONE RANGER LUNCH PAIL
WITH MATCHING TONTO THERMOS.
YOUR MR. MAGOO SHAMPOO...
[IMITATES MR. MAGOO] OH, WALDO.
YOUR EIGHT-TRACK PLAYER AND CARTRIDGE OF...
SHAKE YOUR BOOTY.
THIS IS NICE,BUT WHAT'S SHAKE YOUR BOOTY WITHOUT...
COME TO PAPA.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
I'LL GET IT.
MICHELLE, THESE ARE VERY IMPORTANT TO DADDY.
TALK TO ME.
JOSEPH, WHERE ARE YOU, MAN?
BECKY HAD CAR TROUBLE,
SO I'M HERE WITH STEPH AT HER SLUMBER PARTY.
OH, SHE'S DOING GREAT.
BY THE WAY, I TOOK THIRD IN THE PJ COMPETITION.
YEAH. LISTEN, I GOTTA GO.
THEY'RE READY TO START THE RELAY RACE.
YEAH, OK. BYE.
OK, NOW. GIRLS, MOTHERS...
I MEAN, PAREN--
UH...
BIG PEOPLE.
THE OBJECT OF THIS GAME
IS TO RACE WITH AN EGG IN A SPOON WITHOUT DROPPING IT
BUT THE TOUGH PART IS...
WE'LL BE WEARING HIGH HEELS!
SILLY ME.
I GUESS I LEFT MY HIGH HEELS AT HOME.
DON'T WORRY. I'VE GOT AN EXTRA PAIR.
OH, GREAT. THEY'LL GO WITH MY PJs.
BASIC BLACK. THAT'LL WORK.
OK, EVERYBODY. NOW I WANT YOU TO GO ONCE AROUND THE COFFEE TABLE,
THEN BACK TO YOU STARTING PLACE.
YOU'LL HAND OFF YOUR EGGS AND YOUR SPOONS.
GIRLS GO FIRST.
READY...SET...
GO!
LET'S GO, STEPH!
ALL RIGHT! YES!
COME ON, GIVE IT TO YOUR MOTHER.
AW, JOEY.
SORRY, STEPH.
IF THESE HEELS WERE MY SIZE,
WE WOULD HAVE DEFINITELY WON.
BESIDES, THAT BLOND LADY CUT ME OFF.
I KNEW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA.
LET'S PLAY BEAUTY PARLOR!
DAUGHTERS MAKE UP MOMS,
THEN MOMS MAKE UP DAUGHTERS.
YEAH! GREAT IDEA!
NO, THIS WORKS OUT GREAT.
I'VE BEEN WANTING TO HIGHLIGHT THESE CHEEKBONES A LITTLE.
UM, WHY DON'T WE SKIP BEAUTY PARLOR
AND PLAY SOMETHING ELSE.
NO WAY! NO!
WHY CAN'T WE DO THE MAKEOVERS?
BECAUSE OF ME, THAT'S WHY!
STEPH.
STEPHANIE.
STEPH!
[SHAKE YOUR BOOTY PLAYS]
LET'S DANCE. COME ON, MICHELLE, THIS WAS THE GOLDEN AGE OF MUSIC.
DON'T FIGHT IT. FEEL IT.
♪ GIVE YOURSELF A CHANCE ♪
HERE'S THE FUN PART. LET'S GO.
YOU READY?
♪ SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE ♪
♪ SHAKE YOUR BOOTY ♪♪
NOW I KNOW WHY DISCO DIED.
IT DIDN'T DIE, IT'S JUST BEEN IN
THE WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM.
STEPHANIE. STEPH, WOULD YOU JUST STOP AND TALK TO ME?
THERE'S NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT.
I DON'T HAVE A MOTHER AND THERE'S NOTHING
YOU GUYS CAN SAY TO CHANGE THAT, RIGHT?
SEE?
I BETTER GO DEAL WITH THIS.
I'LL NEVER EAT ANOTHER CHEESY YUM YUM
AS LONG AS I LIVE.
I WANT MY BED BACK.
STEPH, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GONE TONIGHT.
IT WAS A STUPID PARTY WITH STUPID PEOPLE
AND MOTHER-DAUGHTER MAKEOVERS.
UH, KIMMY, CAN I HAVE A WORD WITH STEPH ALONE?
I'M OUTTA HERE.
STEPH?
JUST FORGET IT.
DAD, CAN I HAVE A MINUTE ALONE WITH MY SISTER?
SURE, DEEJ.
I'LL BE DOWNSTAIRS.
I'M SORRY YOU HAD SUCH A BAD TIME TONIGHT.
I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL.
NO, YOU DON'T. WHEN YOU WERE 8,
YOU GOT TO GO TO THE HONEYBEE SLUMBER PARTY WITH MOM.
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T MISS HER
JUST AS MUCH AS YOU DO.
IT'S NOT FAIR!
ALL THOSE GIRLS WITH THEIR MOMS TONIGHT
WERE SO HAPPY.
WHY COULDN'T I BE HAPPY, TOO?
STEPH, IT'S OK.
YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES
I LOOK AT OTHER GIRLS WITH THEIR MOMS
AND FEEL THE SAME WAY.
HOW DO YOU MAKE THE FEELING GO AWAY?
IT'S HARD.
BUT SOMETHING THAT HELPS ME IS...
WELL, I THINK OF THE THINGS WE DO HAVE
THAT OTHER PEOPLE DON'T HAVE.
LIKE WHAT?
WELL, WE HAVE THREE PEOPLE
THAT LOVE US A LOT.
WE'RE THE ONLY ONES WITH A DAD,
AN UNCLE JESSE, AND A JOEY.
AND WE HAVE SOMETHING ELSE, TOO.
WE DO?
WE HAVE EACH OTHER.
STEPH MUST HATE ME
FOR DRAGGING HER TO THAT SLUMBER PARTY.
AW, COME ON, JOEY,
YOUR HEART WAS IN THE RIGHT PLACE.
YEAH, SHE'LL THANK YOU FOR IT...SOMEDAY.
JOEY, THANKS FOR TAKING ME
TO THAT PARTY TONIGHT.
BOY, "SOMEDAY" CAME PRETTY FAST.
YOU OK, STEPH?
YEAH, I FEEL BETTER.
I'M SORRY I RAN OUT LIKE THAT.
I MEAN, YOU WERE PLAYING WITH BARBIES,
JUMPING ROPE, WEARING HIGH HEELS.
AND YOU DID IT ALL FOR ME.
US HONEYBEES,
WE GOTTA STICK TOGETHER.
LET'S GO, STEPH.
WE'RE GONNA GO BACK TO THE SLUMBER PARTY.
STEPH, ARE YOU SURE YOU WANNA GO BACK?
YEAH.
WE'RE GONNA DO MAKEOVERS TOGETHER.
HOW WOULD I LOOK IN YOUR PASSION PLUM EYE SHADOW?
IT'S YOU, BABE.
HAVE FUN, GIRLS.
BYE, GUYS.
BOY, THOSE ARE TWO PRETTY TERRIFIC KIDS.
YEAH, AND THAT'S A PRETTY TERRIFIC
PAIR OF JAMMIES YOU GOT THERE.
NOW JOSEPH, TELL ME, I WANNA KNOW A LITTLE MORE
ABOUT THIS JUMPING ROPE,
PLAYING WITH BARBIES.
YEAH, HOW COME YOU NEVER WEAR HIGH HEELS
TO ANY OF OUR PARTIES?
WELL, I GUESS IT'S JUST
A NIGHT WITH THE BOYS.
DO YOU WANNA WATCH ALL OF DIRTY DANCING?
OR SHOULD I JUST FAST-FORWARD TO THE KISSING SCENES?
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE