Oh my God!
I am so hot!
Ain't that the truth.
What's the temperature now?
Well,
According to my pear pad...
Here in Hollywood,
It is 103 degrees.
Man, I hate sweating.
I know.
My arms feel like warm, wet ham.
Hi.
I'm really hot,
But I'm still in a good mood.
Robbie,
You done with that water?
No.
Give it to me.
All right.
What?
You're not sweating.
Havin' fun there?
How can you not be sweating?
I don't sweat.
Everyone sweats.
Not Jade.
Jade never sweats.
What do mean,
She never sweats?
Sweating is gross,
So I don't do it.
So, what,
You're just like cold-Blooded?
Jade? Cold-Blooded?
Hmmm, what a surprise.
That witch got sunscreen
In my eyes.
Help me, Rob.
It's okay. Don't fret.
There you go.
Oh, now my face
Is gonna tan unevenly.
What's up amigos, amigirls?
What's all that money for?
Me.
I set up a kiddie pool
Over there
And I'm chargin' people
Five bucks for five minutes.
Sinjin!
You got three more minutes.
Okay.
Is it true that sweat and pee
Are like... Cousins?
What now?
Man, how long
Is this heat wave gonna last?
They say 'til Tuesday.
Why would they say that?
Wow, it's up to 106
In the valley.
Hey, check venice beach.
Okay.
Venice is only 91 degrees.
Oh, let's go to venice.
You guys wanna?
What, blow off school?
I can get with that.
I meant Saturday.
I could borrow
My uncle's pickup,
Hook it up my R.V.
And we could all hit the beach.
Let's do it.
Well, that sounds
Really cool, man.
The beach? I am so in.
No, no, no, no, no.
Stay away.
No.
Wait a second...
I can't wait.
No one likes you.
Hey! Hey, Sinjin.
He's face down
In the kiddie pool.
Yep.
It's cool.
He's still got two minutes left.
No.
Are you okay?
Maybe you should give him
Mouth to mouth.
He's all right.
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Gotta pee, gotta pee...
Hurry back!
Kay-Kay!
She has the bladder
Of a squirrel.
Who's ready for beach fun?
Beck, this R.V. is so cool.
Oh, thanks!
And you like, live in this?
Yeah, well,
Parked in my parents' driveway.
At least you have parents.
Hey, some things are private.
I know.
Hey, how come
All these windows
Are tinted so dark?
'Cause my dad bought it
From a rapper.
All the windows
Are made of bulletproof glass.
What rapper?
Fat biscuit.
The fat biscuit?
Oh, my gosh.
You know,
I heard he's thin now.
Yeah,
He had that stomach surgery.
Aw, good for fat biscuit.
Hey.
What?
Does it worry you
That you never sweat?
No.
But what if one day,
All your sweat, like,
Builds up inside,
And you just explode?
I would love that.
All right, it's startin'
To get hot in here.
Yeah, let's go.
Let's hit that beach!
This way, people.
What's wrong?
I don't know.
The door won't open.
Man, I love the beach!
You got the sunscreen
For daddy?
Come on.
Just open it.
Something's blocking
The door.
Oh, man!
Some idiot parked a huge R.V.
Right next to us.
Whatever,
Let's just go out the back door.
There is no back door.
Well, that's stupid.
I'm getting very hot now.
Will somebody open a window?
The windows are bulletproof.
They don't open.
Aw, thanks a lot,
Fat biscuit.
What?
I meant the rapper
From whom Beck's daddy
Purchased this vehicle!
I'm getting hotter.
Just push on the door.
I can't push
A 7,000-Pound R.V.
Out of the way.
Then push harder!
That doesn't make any sense.
All right, all right!
Let's not bug out.
Dude, nobody knows
We're trapped
In this toaster oven.
Cat just went
To the bathroom.
She's gonna be back
In a few minutes,
And then she can start
Beck's truck
And then pull us forward
So we can get out.
Good point.
Okay.
I freaked out. I'm sorry.
Come on. It's all good.
Oh, there's some in there
For you, man.
Thanks, bro.
Yeah. No problem.
Yeah.
Hey.
Hi.
'Sup?
What's that song
You're playing?
I'm not sure.
Well, it's really cool.
Do you wanna hang out
With us?
Oh, I can't.
I have to get back
To my friends.
Oh, come on.
Just hang with us
For a few minutes.
Please.
Come on.
Okay.
Where is Cat?
She's been gone
For 20 minutes.
The girl only weighs
90 pounds.
How much pee can she hold?
That's it. I'm calling her.
What's Cat's number?
I already tried.
No signal.
Oh man, I told you all
Not to get f-Mobile.
Well, where's your phone?
I left it in my pants
And my grandma washed it.
All my contacts, gone.
Well, can we at least turn on
The air conditioning?
The a.C. Doesn't work
Unless the truck is running.
Then go start the truck.
I can't get out.
Why did you invite me here?
We didn't!
You invited yourself!
No one likes you.
I'm feelin' very hot now!
You guys,
It's 102 degrees in here.
I need a cold drink.
Me too.
Where are they?
In the truck.
What are we gonna do?
Cat!
Look out, look out.
Gonna get you.
She's right behind you.
It's so cold! It's so cold!
She's not even wet.
It's so hot!
I can't believe
Cat's not back yet.
How hot is it in here now?
107 degrees.
For so many years,
I've prayed every night
To be hotter.
This isn't what I meant!
There's parts of me sweatin'
That I didn't know could sweat.
Oh my God, I forgot.
What?
I brought a fan,
A battery-Powered fan.
Get out.
Come on.
Here it is.
Oh, stop.
That's it?
That's your fan?
Yeah.
It's not big.
It's an embarrassment.
You teased us.
Okay. Okay, fine.
Then I guess
I just won't turn it on.
No, no.
Turn it on.
Now you like my tiny fan,
Don't you?
At least it oscillates.
Um, I'm sll not happy
I'm so hot.
Where could Cat be?
I hope she's okay.
Hey. Shaved ice.
Yay, I love shaved ice.
We'll take five, please.
Sure. Flavors?
What flavor do you like?
You pick for me.
Cherry for the lady.
Yay, that's my fave.
One cherry.
Thank you.
I'll take lime.
Grape.
Orange.
Ah, brain freeze.
It's slowing down.
No! Come on, fan!
Work, work! Spin!
Robbie, Robbie stop.
Roie, robb stop it.
No, I need it. I need it.
He batteries are dead.
Robbie stop.
Oscillate! Spin!
It's over.
I'm extremely hot now
We've got to get out
Of this stupid R.V.
Yeah, offense.
We at least have to find
Something to drink.
Your fish tank.
Oh, yeah!
I forgot about my fish tank.
Wait.
We're gonna drink fish water?
Beats dyin' of thirst.
When was the last time
You cleaned it?
You're supposed to clean it?
Oh, come on!
We can't drink
Dirty fish water.
Well, if we don't drink
Somethin',
We'rall gonna be just...
Wait.
Trina, what are you doing?
What do you mean?
Why was your head
In your bag?
It's cool in there.
I heard you swallow.
Gimme the bag.
No!
Give me the bag!
No! No! You can't have it.
Water! She has water!
Give it back!
You had water
This entire time
And didn't share
With the rest of us?
If I shared it,
I wouldn't have had as much
For me.
There's only like
One swallow left.
I want it.
No. We will share it.
There's barely enough
To fill up the cap.
Then we will share
One capful.
Okay, we'll share it.
You get nothing.
Just keep your hands steady.
Steady?
Like this...
All right. No sipping.
Everyone gets one tongue dip.
Oh, that's refreshing.
Here.
No!
It's empty.
Well, I'm sorry.
I couldn't help myself!
Okay.
Okay, something's dripping
On me.
Something's dripping on me.
Nothing's dripping.
Yes, look on my arm.
See? And on my forehead.
What's going on?
What's happening?
You're sweating.
No. No, I'm not.
I don't sweat.
I am not sweating.
Look at me.
No.
Look at me.
No.
Look at me!
What?
You're sweating.
We gotta get out of here.
Yeah, thank you,
Catherine obvious.
What?
I said, "thank you,
Catherine obvious."
Did she say
Catherine obvious?
It's captain obvious.
The expression is
"Thank you, captain obvious."
It's not catherine?
No.
Who would catherine be?
Catherine can be a captain.
You spun a beautiful pot.
You helped me spin it.
Later, we'll glaze it.
Thank you.
But I really should be
Getting back to my friends.
Oh, you can't leave now.
Paul just made tuna tartare.
We caught the tuna
This morning.
You gotta stay
For the tuna tartare.
Have some tuna.
Okay.
Cheers.
Okay. It's official.
I have achieved
Maximum hottitude.
I've never been this thirsty.
For the first time
In my life,
My tongue isn't moist.
These fish mock me.
How dare they swim around,
Enjoying that filthy water?
I'm gonna drink
That filthy water.
No.
No, Robbie.
Robbie, don't.
I need to do it.
Don't do it, Robbie.
What choice do I have?
It's his call.
Well?
Oh, no! No. No.
That's my bag.
Don't drink the fish water.
What do we do?
I don't know.
When I was a little boy,
My grandma,
Before she lost her mind,
She used to say to me, "Andre,
"No matter how bad things get,
"You can always make it better
By singin' a song."
That's so stupid.
♪ you don't have to be afraid ♪
♪ to put your dreams in action ♪
♪ you're never gonna fade ♪
♪ you'll be ♪
♪ the main attraction ♪
♪ not a fantasy ♪
♪ just remember me ♪
♪ when it turns out right ♪
♪ 'cause you know ♪
♪ that if you live in your... ♪
Hi, everyone!
You guys really missed me.
Jade, you're all sweaty.
Never speak of it!
What happened?
We were trapped in there.
For hours.
Hope you had a nice pee.
Trapped?
Why didn't you guys
Just open the door?
'Cuz there's a gigantic R.V.
Parked right...
I guess they left
And we didn't even know.
Who cares? It's over.
I drank fish water.
It's all right.
Come on, guys.
It's only 4:30,
And there's a large
Pacific ocean right over there.
Let's enjoy that ocean.
Hey, fat biscuit.
What's up?
Isn't this your old R.V.?
With the bulletproof windows?
Yeah. I think it is.
We had some times in there.
Don't talk about it.
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