B-Bye!
Well, íf I were to wín thís pageant,
I would use my new fame to spread...
- ... love throughout the world. - Oh please, in those shoes?
He's coming! This is a catastrophe!
He's on his way!
Hold it! Hold everything!
Now explain to me slowly and clearly exactly what happened.
Okay, Keoni Jameson was holding a bouquet of flowers...
...and asked Chino directions to our house. Chino asked what for...
...he said he had to ask "a real cutie" something.
It's so obvious what he has in mind.
Now explain to me slowly and clearly exactly what happened.
Keoni is going to ask me to the Lono-i-ke-aweawe Festival.
The annual Valentine's Day festival!
And this is a catastrophe how?
Only because I'm so not ready!
Stitch, you stall him.
Act like I'm... too pretty to come to the door!
And Pleakley, stay out of the way.
Oh, you won't even know I'm here.
All official Galactic Federation observers, such as myself...
...are masters in the art of seamlessly blending in.
That's him!
Wait! I'm not seamlessly blended in yet! I'm, I'm...
...I'm seamlessly un-blended!
Oh... hey, little weird doggie dude.
I'm here to request the presence, um, no...
...an audience of the beautiful young lady who lives here.
Between you and me, I wanna ask her to the Lono-i-ke-aweawe.
I knew it!
Oh, Keoni, you're here.
What a surprise!
So...
...what brings you by today?
Well, I wanted to ask the prettiest girl I know a question.
Well, go ahead and ask already.
I'm sure the answer will be 'yes'.
Well... okay.
I was wondering if maybe you'd be my date...
...to the Lono-i-ke-aweawe Festival? - Why of co...
I saw you in town today.
You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.
Who, moí?
Wow. That Lilo is stronger than she looks.
It's a world gone mad!
It's called camouflage!
He's to think I'm an attractive Earth woman.
Someone found Pleakley attractive?
Not someone... Keoni!
Poor guy must have ear bugs eating his brain.
I fear it could be possibly something far and away worse.
Look your eyeballs on this.
Is experiment 323.
It must have been activated, and is loose on island.
One peck from its beak causes victim to fall head-over-feet in love
with the very next person they see!
Love-sickness is very destructive.
Can bring entire societies crashing to standstill.
So Keoni just got pecked by your Hunkahunka-Burnin'-Love Experiment!
Is only thing could explain sensible tweenage boy...
...having crush on one-eyed noodle like Pleakley.
Oh, so he couldn't have just fallen for my brilliant Earth female disguise?
- I don't think so. - Impossible!
Don't listen to them. Your camouflage is flawless.
You glow with an inner beauty.
A little low in the hips, sure, but still... what do they want?
And now, the fínal parade of the world's most beautíful women!
So, these are the most beautiful women?
Think it's time for this old getup to get out.
Can we cure the love-sickness?
Of course! What kind of evil genius would I be not to build in an antidote.
Let's see.
Computer has contracted dreaded nala kweesta virus!
Someone has been surfing on intergalactic net again.
It will take some time to unscramble files and find antidote.
There!
Tell me I'm not beautiful!
According to Jumba, Hunkahunka will...
..."naturally be drawn to large crowdings of peoples."
On a beautiful day like today, everyone's gonna be at the beach.
Including him!
Everyone tells me I'm a very determined little Earth girl.
Keoni!
Come on, Nani. Just for a couple of hours.
I don't bite. I don't even bark.
David, I told you, I'm too busy to go on a date.
Don't think of it as a date.
Everyone goes to the Lono-i-ke-aweawe Festival.
The old folks go, the little kids go... Lilo's going, right?
Yeah. Maybe I should go. After that prank you two pulled last year.
What? Nobody got hurt and everybody laughed.
Okay. It's a "not a date."
Awesome.
- I think I love her. - Come again?
Sorry, Nani. I'm asking her to the dance.
What? Every day you ask me to go on a date,
and the one time I say "yes" you tell me you'll go with someone else?
I am not gonna forget this!
Hi, boys!
Could you help me with some sunblock?
That is a completely believable request from a...
...beautiful Earth woman, right?
I guess so.
Good. Let me get out my lotion.
No! I mean, uh, on second thought...
...we gotta go catch some choice waves... now. See ya!
Wait! Come back here!
I'm beautiful!
Just another second and I'll...
What the... the abomination!
Got you!
Hey, that's mine!
Let's see how well you can swim, shall we?
Oh wait. I forgot, you can't swim!
Happy sinkings, 626.
What the...
I think I love her.
Excuse me... miss?
Cousin!
Gotcha!
So Keoni, if you're going to the Lono-i-ke-aweawe,
it's a custom to bring a date.
That's why I asked your Aunt Pleakley.
She is such a hottie!
Not now, Stitch.
I'm trying to get Keoni to ask me to the dance.
You caught Hunkahunka! Perfect!
Keoni, do I have something in my teeth?
Not that I can see.
I think I love you.
Atta boy, Stitch. Good thinking!
Cousin... home.
Oh, we can find the one place he truly belongs later.
Right now, Keoni and I are gonna spend some quality time together.
Right, Keoni?
Whatever you say, Lilo.
Ah, 626, good, here you are.
I have found antidote for love-sickness.
Victim of 323 is affected by the proboscis injection
in coordination with retinal stimuli.
Therefore, a re-hydration of optical nerves...
...and surrounding sensory centers will negate the effect.
Spraying of water in face will cure love-sickness.
I do, I do.
I do, I truly do...
- ... love you. - Pardon me!
Yes?
What am I doing here?
The experiment!
Get out of my way, abomination!
What's this?
An invitation to the Lono-i-ke-aweawe?
That's right! You know it!
The king of camouflage has a secret admirer!
Come on, girls, let's get a shaved ice.
Here comes Mertle!
- Quick, ask me to be your date! - Okay.
Hi Keoni! Looking very nice today.
Oh, hello Weird-lo.
Now... and make it good.
Lilo, will you accompany me to the Valentine's dance tonight?
You're asking weird-lo?
Yes. I love her!
Well... obviously Weird-lo's put one of her voodoo spells on him.
It wasn't a spell. It was a genetically-designed alien mutation.
Whatever. You're still weird.
And now Keoni's weird, too.
C'mon girls!
That rocked!
- Didn't that rock? - Do you think it rocked?
Well... yeah!
Then I think it rocked too!
Are you... okay?
Do you want me to be okay?
Mmm... yeah?
- Then I'm okay! - I'm not so sure.
I got you!
I think I love you.
Hey, want to play 'skip rocks'? I'll go first because I'm the lady.
So, what do I do?
You have to skip a stone, and see if you can win.
- Do you want me to win? - Well...
No. I wanna win.
That's the game.
You won!
Wait for meee!
Let me ask something. Do you like me?
More than I've ever liked anyone.
But why? I mean... Do I make you laugh?
Because I'm smart?
- Do you have fun with me? Why? - I don't know...
...but I like you.
Do you want me to follow you or stay here?
Who cares?
Stitch! Good thing you're here!
Man, I never should have used Hunkahunka to peck Keoni.
This fakey-love is the worst.
Did Jumba give you the antidote?
Good! I need to get some in Keoni fast.
Is it in here?
Well... how was I supposed to know? Why was it in a box?
What?
What am I doing here?
I think I love you.
I love you.
Now what? Hunkahunka is going to make everyone fall in fakey-love!
I think I love you.
That hurts.
Okay. I'll spray whoever gets pecked.
You capture Hunkahunka. Rock-a-hula!
I don't know what came over me. Thanks for coming anyway, Nani.
You're lucky I even speak to you.
It was like I was under a spell.
Then I went for a swim, and it just... went away.
Yeah, right. You men are just so fickle.
When I get my hands on that abomination...
- I think I love him. - What?
Hey, I get your point okay? Nani!?
I think I love you... I think I love you.
Hey, I think I love you.
I love you.
- I've got you! - Hi there...
...20-feet-tall, dark, and handsome. - What?
Wait!
I don't know why, but I do!
Hunkahunka's too fast.
All these people keep getting pecked and looking right at each other.
- I love you! - Who's that?
That's it!
You need to see someone for Hunkahunka's peck to kick in, right?
I love you!
Here I am. Ready to meet my secret admirer.
I think I love you.
Now, one moment here... I'm a fragile boy.
Girl. I mean... girl, I mean...
Gantu got it! And now...
...everyone is love-sick.
We're gonna have to spray the whole room somehow.
Where have you been, gorgeous?
Hi... Excuse me... What am I doing here?
- I don't even know why I even come. - Yes... uh, well...
Domo arigato. Heh!
Okay. That worked.
Gantu!
Let him go, Stitch.
He can have this one.
We don't need Hunkahunka and his fakey-love here on Earth.
You want people to like you because you're you -
not because some bird bit 'em.
May I have this dance?
David, I'm really sorry.
- I don't know what came over me. - Don't sweat it.
We're even. Any chance for another "not-a-date"?
So it was an experiment's fault.
My attractive Earth woman camouflage is a miserable failure after all.
Ms. Pleakley?
You look really nice tonight.
Keoni must not have gotten wet.
Time to get over it, kiddo.
You're beautiful and quirky.
I am?
I am, aren't I?
My camouflage is beautiful after all!
Keoni had a real crush on Aunt Pleakley all along!
You have an experíment!? Gíve ít to me!
Faster! Why are you so slow, you slow sharky thing?
You are the most incompetent of incompetents!
And another thing I have been meaning to tell you...
- I think I love you. - Really? Tell me more.
That idiotic look on your face when you have no clue!
It is so disgustingly cute!
And all those stupíd thíngs you say. Oh, how you make me laugh! I love ít!
Blítznak.