TOOKIE BAH WABA!
HAO!
IKI BAH BAH.
HA HA HA.
d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d
d NO MALIHINI OHANA d
d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d
d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d
d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d
d NO MALIHINI OHANA d
d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d
d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d
d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d
d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d
d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d
OOOCHA! CHI-KA!
d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d
d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d
d NO MALIHINI OHANA d
d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d
d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d
I SEE YOU HAVE SOME EXPERIENCE
IN RENTAL EQUIPMENT MANAGEMENT.
THAT'S RIGHT, MR. JAMESON.
RAFTS, SNORKELS, FLIPPERS.
WE'VE GOT IT ALL AT THE RENTAL HUT.
HA HA HA HA. RENTAL HUT.
HERE AT THE RENTAL PAVILLION,
WE RENT FLOATING LOUNGES,
ULTRALIGHT PADDLE BOATS,
AND HIGH-END TANDEM BICYCLES,
ALL WITH OUR SIGNATURE, "ALOHA HOSPITALITY."
I'M ALL ABOUT ALOHA HOSPITALITY.
BUT CAN YOU MAKE OMELETTES?
OUR RENTAL STAFF ALWAYS HELPS OUT
AT OUR FAMOUS SUNDAY BRUNCHES.
NO PROBLEM, HEH.
YOU SHOULD SEE THE BRUNCHES I MAKE FOR MY OWN FAMILY.
I'D LOVE TO. THIS WEEKEND ALL RIGHT?
WHAT? NO! I MEAN...
OF COURSE.
WONDERFUL! I'LL BRING MY SON.
HE APPRECIATES A GOOD OMELETTE.
[HUMMING]
AAH!
UNIDENTIFIED NOXIOUS SUBSTANCE!
DON'T WORRY. IT'S JUST A POI BALLOON.
AH HA HA HA HA HA!
I'M GONNA NEED BACKUP.
HMM. I DID READ ON THE INTERGALACTICNET
THAT UNINHIBITED MERRYMAKING REDUCES STRESS.
HEY!
[CRASH]
EAT POI, YOU LITTLE MONSTER!
WHOO HOO!
WHO THREW THAT?
I WAS JUST GARDENING!
THEY LURED ME INTO THEIR EVIL POI BALLOON BATTLE.
LOOK AT THIS KITCHEN!
MR. JAMESON'S GONNA THINK I'M A TOTAL SLOB!
MR. JAMESON...
AS IN FATHER OF KEONI JAMESON?
AS IN THE SON OF MY POTENTIAL NEW BOSS!
THEY'RE BOTH COMING FOR BRUNCH TOMORROW.
KEONI'S COMING HERE?
YOU'VE GOTTA CLEAN UP THIS MESS, NANI.
WELL, STITCH AND I ARE GOING TO THE MOVIES.
GOTTA HURRY TO CATCH THAT FIRST SHOW.
CLEANING UP IS HARD.
DID YOU KNOW DRIED POI WAS SO STICKY?
NAGA.
QUICK! COVER YOUR EARS
BEFORE WE HEAR THE SECRET ENDING.
THE STING LORD WASP TURNS OUT TO BE JUST AN ANT.
THEN HE CROAKS AND TURNS INTO AN ANT MUMMY!
WHAT A COOL SECRET ENDING!
WELL, ENJOY THE SHOW.
HEY!
HE RUINED THE MOVIE FOR US.
GRR...
GRR...JIJOOBAH!
HEY! OW! WHAT GIVES, BLUE GUY?
STITCH! LEAVE THAT KID ALONE.
NAGA CHUTH. HASSEN!
GOOD EYE.
ARGH! YO! EASY, FIDO!
I'M AN ALIEN EXPERIMENT, NOT A DOG TOY.
WE KNOW, AND WE'RE GONNA HELP YOU FIND THE ONE PLACE
WHERE YOU TRULY BELONG.
WHAT ARE YOU, A GREETING CARD?
HEY, WHAT'S IN THAT BAG OF YOURS?
HEY!
OOH! A DIARY.
AH GABA!
LET'S TAKE HIM HOME, STITCH.
WE CAN COME BACK FOR THE THIRD SHOW.
AH, 199-- ONE OF MY FAVORITES.
IT SAYS HERE HE DIGS UP DIRT?
HA! NOT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY.
199 IS LIKE SPY:
DESIGNED TO GET NOSE INTO EVERYBODY'S BUSINESS.
LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
Lilo: MY SECRET CATALOG OF LOCAL VAMPIRES.
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT EVERYWHERE.
FOUND IT UNDER 626's PILLOW.
[CHUCKLES] YOU SEE? 199 IS VERY NOSY. HEH.
NOSY, HUH? THEN... WHY'D YOU MAKE HIM?
WHY ELSE? TO HUMILIATE ENEMIES
BY DIGGING UP MOST EMBARRASSING SECRETS.
199 IS QUITE ENTERTAINING WITH SO MUCH JUICY GOSSIP, NO?
WE'D BETTER HIDE HIM.
HE MIGHT CAUSE TROUBLE AT NANI'S BRUNCH.
LET ME GUESS--
YOU DIDN'T CATCH AN EXPERIMENT.
[SIGHS]
IF YOU WERE A SPYING EXPERIMENT,
WHERE WOULD YOU BE?
EASY--THE SANDWICH SHOP
TO STEAL THEIR SECRET SAUCE RECIPE.
DON'T BE ABSURD. WHY WOULD--MMM.
SANDWICH, EH?
HEY, WOULD YOU PICK ME UP A LARGE PASTRAMI ON RYE WHILE YOU'RE THERE?
ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE,
WELCOME TO ETIQUETTE BOOT CAMP.
THIS IS YOUR FINGER BOWL.
MMMMMM.
HELEN THE HOSTESS
SAYS THAT ELBOWS SHOULD ALWAYS...
UH...THE TELEVISION RECEPTION WAS FUZZY THAT DAY,
BUT I THINK I HEARD IT.
OH, YES! YES.
ELBOWS SHOULD ALWAYS REST IN THE FINGER BOWL
WHILE CHEWING YOUR FOOD.
I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT.
WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU LEARNED, YOUNG LADY.
NOW, MR. STITCH, POLITELY ASK MISS LILO
TO PLEASE PASS YOU THE BREAD.
MOCHIKA! BAKAZIKA!
[SLURP]
UM...
PLEASE?
NOW...YOU'VE GOT YOUR DINNER FORK,
YOUR SALAD FORK, YOUR DESSERT SPOON,
AND YOUR SOUP SPOON.
GUESS WHICH ONE YOU USE FOR YOUR SOUP.
WHY USE ANY? IT'S BETTER TO JUST USE BOWL.
[SLURP]
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
BOWL SLURPING IS NOT GOOD ETIQUETTE!
IT'S THE OPPOSITE OF GOOD ETIQUETTE.
IT'S--WAAH!
BAD ETIQUETTE.
[SLURP]
[GRUNTS]
OK, NEW ETIQUETTE RULE.
NO ALIENS DISGUISED AS DOGS AT THE BRUNCH TABLE.
OHH...
WELL, LOOK WHO'S HERE!
IT'S MR. JAMESON AND KEONI.
WHAT DO WE SAY?
WELCOME.
PLEASE COME IN.
WHY, THANK YOU, LILO.
I'M MR. JAMESON, AND I'M A VERY IMPORTANT MAN.
[HIGH VOICE] AND I'M KEONI, AND I'M COOL.
[WHISPERING] Introduce yourselves.
HELLO. I AM JUMBA JOOKIBA,
EVIL GENIUS SCIENTIST FROM PLANET TURO.
NICE TO MEET ME.
YAAAH!
[DOOR CREAKS] Nani: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
JUMBA JUST TOLD MR. JAMESON HE'S AN ALIEN,
AND THEN HE SQUASHED HIM.
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
ROLL CALL! EVERYBODY DRESSED?
CANNOT BREATHE IN TOO-TIGHT DISCO PANTS.
OHH HO! MUSTN'T DROP ANYTHING.
TADA! [HUMS]
WHOO! WAH! OOH! AHH!
OHH...
TADA!
HMM.
ACTUALLY, I WAS MORE COMFORTABLE
WITH THE DOG DISGUISE.
OHH.
PLEAKLEY, I GOT MORE EGGS FOR THE...
AAH! PLEAKLEY,
THEY'RE GONNA BE HERE IN LESS THAN AN HOUR.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE COOKING.
DON'T WORRY YOUR LITTLE HEAD, NANI.
THE TRADITIONAL YULE LOG IS ROASTING AS WE SPEAK.
YULE LOG?
BUT IT'S SUMMER!
WELL, HELEN THE HOSTESS
FEATURED ONE ON HER SHOW JUST YESTERDAY,
AND I THINK SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOING.
THAT WAS A RERUN!
YULE LOGS ARE FOR DECEMBER,
AND THEY'RE NOT FOOD, THEY'RE--
[DOORBELL RINGS]
Nani: WHOEVER IT IS, TELL THEM TO--
ALOHA! WE THOUGHT WE'D ARRIVE EARLY TO HELP.
THAT'S WHAT ALOHA HOSPITALITY IS ALL ABOUT.
HEE HEE. RIGHT.
COME ON IN.
YOU KNOW, HELEN THE HOSTESS SAYS
IT'S RUDE TO ARRIVE BEFORE--
OOF!
AH, MR. JAMESON,
THIS MYAUNT PLEAKLEY,
MY UNCLE JUMBA, MY SISTER LILO,
AND OURDOG...
WHO DRESSES UP SOMETIMES.
SO NICE FOR TO BE MAKING YOUR ACQUAINTANCING,
MR. LAMESON.
[HIGH VOICE] IT'S JAMESON, DEAR.
[CHUCKLES] HE'S NOT GOOD WITH NAMES.
SOMETIMES FORGETS MINE. HA! OH HA HA! AH!
HEY, KEONI.
'SUP, LILO?
199: GUESS WHAT I FOUND OUT?
JUMBA, PLEAKLEY, AND STITCH--THEY'RE ALL ALIENS!
BUT, HEY, WHO AM I TO JUDGE?
I'M AN ALIEN, TOO.
[GASPS] I BEG YOUR PARDON?
HEY, YOU'RE KEONI.
LILO KEEPS A BUNCH OF PICTURES OF YOU IN HER DIARY.
BOY, DOES SHE HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU!
OHH, NO.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE LILO WROTE ABOUT YOU?
SHE SAID YOU SNORE LIKE A PIG,
AND YOU HAVE REALLY BAD BREATH.
HEY! LET ME OUT!
I'M NOT DONE SNOOPING!
[EXHALES]
[SNIFFS]
HUMPH! MINTY FRESH.
DO YOU TAKE BUTTER WITH YOUR COFFEE?
UH, NO. HEH. THANK YOU.
SO WHO WAS THAT LARGE-NOSED FELLOW
THAT YOUR DRESSED-UP DOG CARRIED AWAY?
OH, HIM.
UH, THAT WAS JUST WACKY UNCLE JARED.
HA HA HA! HE ALWAYS VISITS IN THE SUMMERTIME.
HE'S A COMPULSIVE LIAR!
ESPECIALLY ABOUT CRUSHES.
Nani: LILO...I NEED YOUR HELP IN THE KITCHEN.
WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT NO MORE EXPERIMENTS IN THE HOUSE?
DON'T WORRY. STITCH LOCKED HIM AWAY.
JUMBA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
SPEED-COOKING HAM USING THERMONUCLEAR TECHNOLOGY.
UHH! LOOK, JUST KEEP HIM AWAY FROM MR. JAMESON, OK?
I REALLY WANT THIS JOB.
HEH. GOOD LOOK.
I HAVE PROGRAMMED 199 TO BE EXPERT ESCAPE ARTIST. HEH.
[SIGHS]
HMM.
AGA DO CHIBA 199?
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO WITH THAT STUPID EXPERIMENT.
JUST GET RID OF HIM.
WHAT DOYOU WANT?
SURPRISE!
HMM. THE TROG'S NOT SO BAD AFTER ALL.
HELLO, SHORTY!
HEY, YOU'RE GANTU, THE BIG DUMMY
LILO DREW ALL THOSE PICTURES OF.
UH, YES. I MEAN NO. I MEAN--WHO ARE YOU?
EXPERIMENT 199, AT YOUR SERVICE.
199? I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR YOU
EVER SINCE YOUR ACTIVATION!
WHO'S THIS GUY, THE BIG-NOSE EXPERIMENT?
IT'S THE SNOOPING EXPERIMENT.
FOOLISH EARTH GIRL AND HER TROG GAVE HIM TO ME.
YOU MEAN LILO AND STITCH?
BOY, DO I GOT SOME DIRT ON THEM.
REALLY? TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW
ABOUT THEIR EXPERIMENT FILES.
WHO CARES ABOUT THE EXPERIMENTS?
YOU SHOULD HEAR ABOUT THE LOVE LETTERS I FOUND IN JUMBA'S DRAWER.
OOH HOO HOO HOO! I'M ALL EARS.
[HIGH VOICE] I HAVE AN IDEA.
BEFORE BRUNCH, HOW ABOUT WE WORK UP OUR APPETITES
WITH SOME GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED SUMMER YARD GAMES?
GREAT! HOW ABOUT A 3-LEGGED RACE?
HA! OH, I THINK I'D HAVE THE EDGE ON YOU THERE.
SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE TO ME.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE ACTUALLY GONNA DO THIS.
READY...SET...
GO!
OW!
WAIT!
TEAMWORK.
OOF!
WHOOPEE!
WE WIN! WE WIN!
AH, IT'S NOT FAIR.
YOU HAVE EVIL GENIUS EXPERIMENT ON TEAM.
I JUST HAVE FLABBY EARTHLING. HEH, LOOK.
NOW, UNCLE JUMBA,
NO NEED TO SPEAK IN OUR PRIVATE CODE,
WHERE "EVIL EXPERIMENT" MEANS DOG
AND "FLABBY EARTHLING" MEANS NANI'S NEW BOSS.
HEH.
SO, WHAT WAS THAT CRUSH THING
YOUR UNCLE JARED WAS TALKING ABOUT?
I WOULDN'T LISTEN TO UNCLE JARED.
HE'S GOT RAT FEET SYNDROME.
THAT'S A DISEASE WHERE YOU MAKE STUFF UP
THAT ISN'T TRUE.
SO, COME ON. WHAT ELSE DOES JUMBA KEEP IN HIS SPACESHIP?
WELL, DON'T TELL ANYONE,
BUT HE HAS A WHOLE SECRET CLOSET
FULL OF CHOCOLATE MACADAMIAS.
THIS, AFTER PLEAKLEY PUT HIM ON A DIET!
ENOUGH, USELESS, BABBLING TROG!
I'M SENDING YOU TO HAMSTERVIEL.
LITTLE GERBIL DESERVES YOU.
YEAH? I BET I'LL LOVE HEARING ABOUT THAT GERBIL THING.
NO!
HUH! UH! AH!
RAH! UHH! UHH!
DARLING, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TACKLE ANYONE
IN BADMINTON. HA HA HA.
KEONI'S GETTING SUSPICIOUS ABOUT THE CRUSH.
WE GOTTA DO SOME DAMAGE CONTROL.
OKATAKA!
LILO, YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME HANDLE THIS MESS.
I HAVE MY OWN MESS TO HANDLE.
KEONI SUSPECTS I HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM.
I HAVE A JOB AT STAKE HERE,
AND I'M SERVING GREEN HAM!
AND I HAVE KEONI JAMESON AT STAKE!
HOW'S ABOUT WE MAKE A DEAL?
FIRST, YOU HELP ME GET BRUNCH ON THE TABLE,
AND THEN...
[WHISPERING]
HA HA HA HA HA.
TELL ME, YOU UNATTRACTIVE TALKING EXPERIMENT
WITH SUCH A GIGANTIC NOSE,
WHAT DO GANTU AND 625 SAY ABOUT ME?
NOT MUCH. THEY MOSTLY JUST SIT AROUND
MAKING UP NAMES FOR YOU: RAT FACE--
WHAT? HAMSTER JERK.
WHAT?! KEISTERVIEL.
WHAAAT?! YOU WANT I SHOULD REPEAT 'EM?
NO! I REJECT YOU AND YOUR HUGE NOSE!
I'M SENDING YOU BACK TO GANTU WITH SOME
UNFLATTERING NICKNAMING OF MY OWN!
HEY.
HEY!
THE TOWN GOSSIP'S BACK.
YOU AGAIN?
SNAGGED RAT FACE'S JOURNAL.
IT'S GOLD!
REALLY?
DID YOU KNOW HAMSTERVIEL SLEEPS WITH A PACIFIER?
HE ALSO WEARS PLATFORM SHOES
TO MAKE HIM LOOK THREATENING.
AND HIS DENTAL HABITS-- DON'T GET ME STARTED!
[WHISPERING] Get rid of him!
THIS GREEN HAM IS DELIGHTFUL.
IT'S GOT AN UNUSUAL SPARK TO IT.
HEH HEH HEH.
UNCLE JUMBA'S SECRET RECIPE.
WELL, LOOK WHO IT IS.
IT'S LILO AND THE BOY SHE HAS A HUGE CRUSH ON.
COME ON DOWN, KENNY.
EVERYONE, THIS IS KENNY.
DID NANI MENTION I HAVE AHUGE CRUSH ON HIM?
SO...HE'S YOUR CRUSH.
YEAH. WACKY UNCLE JARED SAID KEONI,
BUT HE REALLY MEANTKENNY.
HEY, WHERE DID WACKY UNCLE JARED GO?
BACK TO SASKATCHEWAN?
THAT'S WHERE MOST WACKY UNCLES LIVE.
HAMSTERVIEL'S REAL NAME IS RUPERT?
GANTU!
SIR!
MY LITTLE BLACK BOOK IS MISSING!
WHERE IS THAT GOSSIPY LITTLE PEST?
NOT TO WORRY, SIR.
WELL, 625 SENT 199 TO THE LITTLE GIRL AND THE TROG.
WHAT?!
YOU IMBECILE WHO IS SO VERY STUPID!
GO GET HIM BACK BEFORE HE TELLS EVERYONE
ABOUT MY DANDRUFF PROBLEM!
BUT, SIR, UH--
NO "BUT, SIRS"!
ONCE EXPERIMENT 199 IS RETRIEVED,
YOU WILL BE TERMINATED!
HEY! UNLESS YOU KEEP HIM IN YOUR SHIP
AT ALL TIMES OF THE DAY AND NIGHT!
[SIGHS] YES, SIR.
PTUH! PTUH! PTUH! PTUH! PTUH! PTUH!
UH, THAT'S ENOUGH... KENNY.
OHH.
HMM, SEEMS I'VE HAD A MISCONCEPTION
ABOUT YOUR FAMILY, NANI.
[WEAKLY] REALLY?
YES, BUT NOW I UNDERSTAND.
YOUR UNCLE JARED IS FROM SASKATCHEWAN...
SO BY "ALIENS" HE MEANT YOU WERE FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY.
AH HA HA.
WHEW! WHEW! WHEW!
HA HA. NOW I SEE IT.
YOUR UNCLES AND YOUR AUNT
DO HAVE THAT OH-SO-DISTINCTIVE CANADIAN LOOK.
WHY, YES.
WE'RE FROM THE DISTINCTIVE COUNTRY OF, UH...
CANADIA!
NANI, I MUST SAY YOU HAVE QUITE A COLORFUL FAMILY.
NOW I SEE WHERE YOU GET YOUR ALOHA HOSPITALITY.
WHAT, NOBODY INVITED ME TO BRUNCH?
WHAT KIND OF HOSPITALITY IS THAT?
HEY, WACKY UNCLE JARED'S BACK!
OH, NO.
GLAD YOU'RE ALL SITTING DOWN
'CAUSE HAVE I GOT SOME STORIES FOR YOU!
[WHISPERING] What are you doing here?
WELL, YOU SEE, 626 GAVE ME TO GANTU,
WHO SENT ME TO HAMSTERVIEL,
WHO SENT ME BACK TO GANTU, WHO GAVE ME TO 625,
WHO SENT ME BACK TO YOU!
LOOKS LIKE I'M HERE TO STAY!
[WHISPERING] You've got to get him out of here.
PLEASE, JARED, JOIN US FOR DESSERT.
DON'T MIND IF I DO!
HE CAN'T EAT DESSERT. HE'S, UH...
ALLERGIC.
AAH! GET OFF OF ME, YOU FREAK!
[STITCH AND 199 FIGHTING]
WHAT'S KENNY GOT AGAINST UNCLE JARED?
LONG STORY.
[GRUNTS]
OH, MY, YOU'RE-- [GASPS]
YOU'RE THE DOG!
[ALL GASP]
BUT-- HE'S NO DOG!
HE'S AN ALIEN.
YOU KNOW, FROM OUTER SPACE?
WATERMELON?
HE WAS CREATED BY EVIL SCIENTIST JUMBA HERE,
JUST LIKE I WAS.
UH, LET'S ALL GO INSIDE FOR SOME COFFEE.
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON?
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S GOING ON.
I HEARD NANI TALKING TO HER BOYFRIEND DAVID ON THE PHONE,
AND SHE SAID MR. JAMESON'S A SNOB
WITH BAD SHOES!
[GASPS]
IS THAT SO?
AND, OH, YEAH,
AUNT PLEAKLEY IS--
[GULPS] NOT A WOMAN!
[GASPS]
MR. JAMESON, I KNOW THIS ALL LOOKS VERY WEIRD,
BUT I ASSURE YOU, NORMALLY, EVERYTHING HERE
IS REALLY QUITE...NORMAL.
ALL RIGHT. NOBODY MOVE!
I'M TAKING 199, AND IF YOU DARE TO FIGHT ME,
YOU WILL ALL BE DESTROYED.
OK! OK!
AAH! BUT I JUST GOT HERE!
OUR...SAMOAN COUSIN. HE'S--
AH, NAH, DAH, NO NEED TO EXPLAIN, NANI.
I...DIDN'T GET THE JOB.
WHAT KIND OF PERSON WOULD GIVE PEOPLE THIS WEIRD A HOME?
UM...
I'LL TELL YOU WHO!
SOMEONE WHO EXHIBITS THE VERY SPIRIT
OF ALOHA HOSPITALITY.
REALLY?
REALLY. I WOULD BE PROUD
TO HAVE YOU ON THE TEAM, NANI.
OH, THANK YOU!
YOU WON'T REGRET IT. I PROMISE.
I HAVE NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT.
OH, I HOPE YOU PLAY SOFTBALL.
WE'RE PART OF AN INTER-HOTEL LEAGUE.
SO, AND PLEAKLEY'S NOT A GIRL, HUH?
NOPE!
GOOD THING I ONLY HAD A CRUSH ON YOUR AUNT
FOR THAT ONE WEEK.
REALLY?
YEAH. YOU KNOW HOW WE KIDS ARE.
WE GET CRUSHES AND THEY'RE OVER INSTANTLY.
LIKE YOUR CRUSH ON ME.
I'LL BET IT'S ALREADY OVER, RIGHT?
ME? OHH, YEAH.
THAT CRUSH WAS OVER BY DESSERT,
'CAUSE, UH, THAT'S HOW WE KIDS ARE.
GANTU WEARS WHAT?
HE WEARS BUNNY SLIPPERS.
I SAW HIM WALKING AROUND IN 'EM!
GET OUT!
KEEP IT DOWN OUT THERE!
199: WANNA HEAR ABOUT GANTU'S SECRET OBSESSION
WITH KARAOKE?
HA HA HA! PRAY, TELL.
OOH...GRR.