TOOKIE BAH WABA!
HAO!
IKI BAH BAH.
HA HA HA.
d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d
d NO MALIHINI OHANA d
d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d
d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d
MAKA MAKA!
d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d
d NO MALIHINI OHANA d
d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d
d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d
HA HA HA!
AH, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d
d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d
d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d
OOOCHA! CHI-KA!
d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d
d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d
d NO MALIHINI OHANA d
d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d
d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d
TOOKIE BAH WABA!
d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d
HEY, KEONI!
HEY, LILO. THANKS FOR COMING OUT.
YOU BRING THE STOPWATCH?
YEP. YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO QUALIFY
FOR THE BOAT RACE?
TRYING TO.
IF I DON'T PRACTICE, I DON'T HAVE A CHANCE.
FIRST PRIZE IS A NEW OUTRIGGER.
I'LL SIGNAL YOU WHEN I'M PAST THE BREAK.
AND IF I HELP HIM WIN,
I BET THERE'LL BE A FREE BOAT RIDE INCLUDED FOR ME.
YOU SET UP THE CHAIRS. I'M GONNA GO FEED PUDGE.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
GRRR!
AHH!
GRRR!
UNH!
STITCH, THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE WATER!
AKA TAKA!
KEONI'S OUT THERE.
KEONI!
WHAT IS--[GASPS]
YEOW!
WHAT--WHAT WAS THAT THING?
I DON'T KNOW,
BUT I THINK YOU'RE GONNA NEED ANOTHER BOAT.
HELLO. MY NAME IS MR. JOHN BOB JONES SMITH
AND I'M A NORMAL EARTH TOURIST
AND I WOULD LIKE TO RENT A BOAT.
YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE, GANTU.
TOLD YA, FLOUNDER FACE.
BLUBBER'S STILL BLUBBER, NO MATTER HOW YOU DRESS IT UP.
ICE CREAM SANDWICH?
QUIET, YOU!
I REQUIRE THE USE OF A WATERCRAFT NOW!
FINE. YOU WANNA RENT STUFF,
I'LL RENT YOU STUFF.
WOW! CAPTAIN CLAM, WHAT HAPPENED?
THE BAIT SHOP EXPLODE?
SHE SAID I NEEDED ALL THIS.
NOW LET'S GO.
WE'VE GOT AN EXPERIMENT TO CATCH.
WHOA! [CRASH]
I THINK I CRUSHED MY DINGHY.
[BEEP BEEP]
Lilo: AND THEN RIGHT AFTER I YELLED, "KEONI,"
HE JUMPED OUT OF THE BOAT!
THEN THE BIG FIN CAME OUT OF THE WATER!
[WHISPERING] Cue fin.
GRRR!
MY CHINESE BAMBOO FOLDING FAN!
QUIET! INTERRUPTING LITTLE GENIUS CLIMAX.
GRRR!
AND THAT IS THE END OF WHAT HAPPENED.
THE END.
WHAT A WONDERFUL PLAY!
YES! PERFECT RECREATION OF MY GENIUS EXPERIMENT 602.
EXPERIMENT?
YOU MEAN THAT REALLY HAPPENED?
YEP!
602 IS DESIGNED
TO SLICE SHIPS IN HALF,
SINK ENTIRE NAVIES,
AND HOLD BREATH FOR VERY LONG TIME.
NUMBER 602 IS VERY TERRITORIAL
AND WILL REMAIN IN BAY UNTIL ALL AND EVERY SHIP IS SINKING.
[GASPS]
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BOAT RACE?
UNTIL 602 IS CAPTURED,
ANY SHIP IN BAY IS LIKE BAGEL.
WHAT?
SLICE IN HALF AND TOAST.
ALL RIGHT, YOU LITTLE WATER TROG, WHERE ARE YOU?
GET TO THE SHORE, MAN!
THERE'S SOMETHING SINKING THE BOATS!
HMM. I MUST BE GETTING CLOSE.
SEE ANYTHING?
NO. ONLY A GIANT FIN HEADED RIGHT FOR US.
WHAT?!
I THINK I JUST LOST MY DEPOSIT.
BUGGY IS BEING READY FOR AQUATIC TRAVEL,
COMPLETE WITH HIGH TORQUE TURBINE
AND SPECIAL BONSAI STABILIZERS.
THAT'S ALL WELL AND GOOD, BUT WHERE'S THE YARDARM, THE SAILS,
THE POOP DECK?
IT'S A REAL THING.
IT'S THE DECK AT THE STERN OF THE SHIP.
THIS IS HIGH-TECH WATER BUGGY.
NO NEED FOR POOPING DECK.
[GRUNTING]
MOVE YOUR BLUE ALIEN BUTT!
NNH! NAGA!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH 626?
UNH! HE DOESN'T WANT TO GO
BECAUSE HE SINKS IN WATER.
AHH! NOT TO WORRY.
SPECIAL LIFE JACKET IS TOTALLY SINK-PROOF,
DUNK-PROOF AND COMES IN 3 DESIGNER COLORS.
MMM, LAGA BOTOOPA!
EVERYTHING IS SO AUTOMATIC, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO--
PUSH ANY BUTTONS.
SEE ANYTHING? HOW ARE THEY DOIN'?
LITTLE GIRL AND 626 ARE IN POSITION,
BUT THE WAVES KEEP ROCKING THE BOAT,
MAKING IT DIFFICULT TO GET A CLEAR VIEW.
UNN...
BACK AND FORTH, UP AND DOWN...
I THINK I'M GONNA HEAVE HO.
JUMBA'S SONAR DEVICE
SHOULD LEAD US STRAIGHT TO YOUR COUSIN.
CAPTURE CANNON READY?
UNH!
OH, OOH!
WIGGA TAMA CHUTA!
UGH, HUFFER HOK!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU SAID,
BUT YOU SAID IT!
IS IMPOSSIBLE!
602 HAS SUNK MY SUPERIOR WATER BUGGY!
FORGET THE BUGGY!
LILO AND THE LITTLE MONSTER ARE IN THE WATER
WITH THAT BEAST!
WE HAVE TO SAVE THEM!
CAN WE BORROW THIS? THANK YOU!
HEY!
LITTLE GIRL AND 626 WILL BE FINE UNTIL WE GET THERE.
ROCKING OF BOAT IS NICE AND RELAXING, NO?
I'M SEEING COLORS THAT WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE.
OOH!
Lilo: OVER HERE, JUMBA!
OH, TATA!
OH, NO!
THIS IS JUST LIKE WHAT HAPPENED IN LILO'S PLAY!
[GRUNTING]
FASTER!
[GRUNTING]
WAIT! WE'RE FACING THE WRONG WAY!
AAH! AAH!
AKA CHUTA!
WHAT'LL WE DO IF IT COMES BACK?
HEH HEH, NOT TO WORRY.
602 ONLY SINKS BOATS, NOT PEOPLE.
SO WE'LL SAFELY DRIFT BACK INTO SHORE?
AH, YES, BUT... NOT HAWAIIAN SHORE,
BECAUSE OCEAN CURRENT IS CARRYING US OUT TO SEA.
I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MORE OF THIS I CAN TAKE--
THE SUN BEATING DOWN ON US, NO FOOD, NO WATER,
JUST DRIFTING OUT AT SEA FOR WEEKS ON END.
WE HAVE ONLY BEEN IN THE WATER 3 MINUTES, 28 SECONDS.
THAT LONG?
THIS IS AWFUL.
LOOK AT SIDE WITH MORE BRIGHTNESS.
WE ARE SAFE.
MMM! NAKA BOTIFA!
WHAT ABOUT THE BOAT RACE?
AND KEONI!
IF WE DON'T FIND SINKER,
NOBODY IS SAFE.
EH, SINKER?
EVEN IF I HAVEN'T CAUGHT HIM,
I CAN STILL NAME HIM!
[SHIP'S HORN BLOWS]
Stitch: OH, TATA!
WAA!
AN OVERPRICED FLOATING HOTEL!
WE'RE SAVED!
URR URR URR AH!
HEY!
WE'RE NOT SAVED.
THEY DIDN'T SEE US.
UH...OH...HI!
AAH!
OH, MY GOODNESS!
THERE'S A SEA MONSTER OUTSIDE THE WINDOW!
HONEY, THEY'RE NOT WINDOWS.
THEY'RE PORTHOLES.
AAH!
HEY! WATCH IT UP THERE!
ME GRABBING HOLD.
626 IS VERY INVENTIVE.
I STILL DON'T SEE WHY I HAD TO COME ALONG.
MY BUNS ARE GETTIN' SOGGY.
THAT EXPERIMENT'S HERE SOMEWHERE,
AND I NEED YOUR HELP.
SO CAPTAIN CURR,
THE SCOURGE OF THE SEAS, THE BAD BOY OF BOATING,
CAN'T NAVIGATE THESE WATERS WITHOUT--
A NEW BOAT.
602 IS OUT THERE
AND THERE'S NO WAY TO STOP IT.
KINDA OF LIKE WHEN MY SISTER'S EATING CHOCOLATE.
SINCE BUGGY IS NOW KAPUT
I COULD CONSTRUCT AN EVIL GENIUS DEVICE
FROM PARTS OF SHIP.
LOOK AT THIS!
AT 2:30, THERE'S A YOGA CLASS.
OH, THEY HAVE A SPA. WAA!
HEY, HEY, HEY.
NO TIME FOR PLEASURE CRUISE NICETIES.
TODAY YOU ARE EVIL GENIUS ASSISTANT.
JUST ONE GAME OF SHUFFLE BOARD?
STITCH AND I WILL GO TELL THE CAPTAIN
THAT WE NEED TO GET OFF THIS BOAT
SO WE CAN GO CATCH 602.
OHH! COLA!
STITCH?
URRR! GLUG GLUG GLUG.
[BELCHES]
Woman: HARVEY, BE A DEAR AND RUB SOME LOTION ON MY SHOULDERS.
BLECH! BLECH!
[HUMMING]
OW! YOUR NAILS ARE SHARP!
OOH SEE BAKITA?
AAH!
COME ON! WE GOTTA GO FIND THE CAPTAIN
AND WARN HIM HIS SHIP IS IN DANGER.
ANOTHER HALLWAY?
[SIGHS]
WHERE'S THE ROOM WHERE THE CAPTAIN DRIVES THE BOAT?
OHH OOH!
UH--EH--AAH!
[WHISTLE BLOWING]
AHH!
OH!
AHH.
[GASPS]
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S BEEN
A NAUGHTY-WAUGHTY DOG, HAVEN'T THEY?
HA HA HA HA.
BUSTED.
I'M TIFFANI, THE CRUISE DIRECTOR.
AREN'T YOU JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE GIRLIE-WHIRLY?
OOH, I CAN JUST EAT YOU UP.
PLEASE STOP TALKING LIKE THAT.
IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA FOR A CUTE LITTLE KIDDLE BUNKIN LIKE YOU
TO BE WANDERING AROUND UNSUPERVISED.
WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO SEE THE CAPTAIN.
HA HA HA HA! THAT IS SO CUTE!
YOU WANT TO SEE THE CAPTAIN.
HA HA HA. FOLLOW ME.
Doll: AHOY, MATEY! WELCOME ABOARD!
I KNEW SHE WAS TOO PERKY TO BE TRUSTED.
[SQUEAKING]
THIS IS ALL THAT WAS AVAILABLE.
EVERYTHING ELSE IS RENTED FOR THAT RIDICULOUS WATERCRAFT RACE.
THERE IT IS!
WHOA OH!
UH-OH!
HOW MUCH STUFF DOES AN EVIL GENIUS INVENTION REQUIRE?
AN ELECTRONIC DEVICE, MOTOR OF SOME KIND
AND SOUVENIRS FROM GIFT SHOP
TO SEND TO EVIL GENIUS FAMILY BACK HOME.
Radio: THERE'S THE WIND-UP AND DELIVERS!
[BAT CRACKS]
IT'S A HIT TO CENTER FIELD!
IT'S GOING...GOING--
[GASPS]
IT'S GONE!
[WHIRRING]
LOOK OUT! ICEBERG DEAD AHEAD!
AAH!
NAP TIME'S FOR BABIES.
READY FOR OPERATION NIGHTY-NIGHT?
OH, GOODY.
IT'S TWINKLEHEAD!
OHH.
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S BEING A BAD LITTLE SAILOR.
LOOK, LADY, WE REALLY NEED TO SEE THE CAPTAIN.
NO. SOMEONE NEEDS A TIMEY-TIME-OUT
IN FROWNYTOWN.
FROWNYTOWN?
UGH!
LITTLE GIRL!
626!
YOU KNOW THESE 2?
YES! NO.
WELL, WHICH IS IT?
WHAT WAS QUESTION AGAIN?
Man on p.a.: HELLO, THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN.
SEEMS WE PICKED UP A FEW STOWAWAYS,
SO WE'RE GOING TO MAKE A LITTLE STOP IN KUWAII
TO DROP THEM OFF.
NO. NO, NO, NO, NO! THAT'S WHERE SINKER IS!
HE'LL SINK US ALL!
WE'VE GOT TO CATCH HIM BEFORE THE RACE STARTS.
I JUST HOPE KEONI HASN'T FOUND ANOTHER BOAT.
Jumba: I'M HOPING EVERYONE IS
GOOD AT HOLDING BREATH,
BECAUSE ONCE WE ARE IN BAY, 602 WILL BE SINKING BOAT.
AND DON'T FORGET THE TRICKY SHARKS IN THE WATER.
THEY LOOK LIKE DOLPHINS.
THEY TRY TO FOOL YA. THEY'RE TRICKY.
OH, YEAH, THEY'RE TRICKY.
EVEN IF WE DO GET OUT,
WE DON'T HAVE ANY WAY TO STOP 602.
THIS SHIP, KEONI, THE BOAT RACE,
IT'S ALL GONNA SINK!
THAT IS WHERE LITTLE GIRL IS WRONG.
HA! I HAVE SECRET PLAN HIDDEN IN LIFEBOAT.
BUT FIRST WE HAVE TO BREAK OUT OF EVIL PLAYROOM.
WE'LL HAVE TO BE QUIET.
[BANGING]
OR WE COULD GO THAT WAY.
JUST CONNECT HOSE HERE.
PUT IN BATTERIES THERE.
WIND THIS UP AND AHA!
626 IS READY.
Lilo: COOL!
AN UNDERWATER SUIT!
DON'T WORRY.
THIS TIME YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SINK,
BUT NOW YOU'VE GOT AIR TO BREATHE.
AND SPECIAL BLENDING MACHINE
WILL MAKE 626 MOVE THROUGH WATER VERY QUICKLY,
LIKE GREASY LIGHTNING.
WELL, BUTTER HIM UP, BECAUSE HERE IT COMES!
[WHISPERING] Ok. The coast is clear.
Jumba: I AM NOT COMING OUT!
COME ON, JUMBA.
YOU LOOK CUTE.
IS UNDIGNIFIED FOR EVIL GENIUS
TO DRESS LIKE EARTH CHILD.
NOW, LET'S GO FIND THE CAPTAIN.
[GASPS]
OH! SABATTA!
UNH, CHIBU CHIBA!
HA HA HA!
ORDU BABY!
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
HA HA--
BAH!
STUPID MONOCLE.
THIS IS WHERE CAPTAIN IS BEING.
HEY! THERE'S NO ONE IN THERE.
NOBODY THERE?
YOU MEAN NO ONE'S DRIVING THE BOAT?
WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING!
AHH!
THERE YOU ARE.
WHOA--OH!
OH!
OH--
OH, DID I DO THAT?
SORRY.
OH, DRAT!
YOU KNOCKED THE CAPTAIN OUT OF THE WINDOW!
YES, BUT DON'T PANIC.
MY GALACTIC FEDERATION TRAINING INCLUDED
WATER-BASED CRAFTS.
I AM EVIL GENIUS.
I SHOULD BE ONE DRIVING GIANT AQUA BOAT.
LOOK SHARP, 625!
I'M NOT GONNA HAVE THAT BLASTED EXPERIMENT
SINK US AGAIN.
[ENGINES ROAR]
HUH?
OPEN EXPERIMENT!
WAAH!
OH! NOW YOU'VE DONE IT.
NA HA! NOT MY FAULT.
YOURS!
OOKA!
OOKA SABATTA!
HA HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
STITCH! IT CAN'T STOP!
A TATTA!
URRR!
GRRA RAA RAA!
Lilo: STITCH!
WHOO! A GABBA!
ABBBA BBB BBB AAAA!
WHOA!
HERE COMES THE CRASHING.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PATOOKIES.
WAIT! I--I THINK WE'RE SLOWING.
Announcer: WELCOME TO THE 9th ANNUAL ALOHA BOAT RACE!
WE'LL BEGIN SHORTLY.
CAPTAINS, PREPARE TO WEIGH ANCHOR.
[WHISTLING]
[BOOM BOOM]
[SIGHS DEEPLY]
SO MUCH FOR FINDING ANOTHER BOAT IN TIME.
OH, WELL.
Lilo: HEY, KEONI!
I FOUND YOU ANOTHER BOAT.
WELL, LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE, MR. BLUBBER.
EVENYOU CAN'T SINK THIS.
SAND...WICH?
HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA--OOH! HEY, WAIT--AAH!
PTOO!
OOH! GRRR!
Lilo: NOW SINKER CAN SLICE THINGS UP
AS MUCH AS HE WANTS.
AND WHO KNEW IT COULD BE SO TASTY?