TOOKIE BAH WABA!
HAO!
IKI BAH BAH.
HA HA HA.
d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d
d NO MALIHINI OHANA d
d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d
d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d
d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d
d NO MALIHINI OHANA d
d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d
d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d
d IKI TOOKIE NEE HI! d
d AKA TIKI BAH BAH d
d GABBA IKA TASOOPA? d
OOOCHA! CHI-KA!
d MIKI MIKI COCONUT d
d I LAILA 'O KAUA'I LA d
d NO MALIHINI OHANA d
d WELCOME, COUSINS, A-COME ON BY d
d ALOHA, E KOMO MAI d
d ALOHA, OE d
d ALOHA d
HUH?
THE LAST REHEARSAL IS TOMORROW MORNING.
EVERYBODY PRACTICE TONIGHT.
I DON'T NEED TO PRACTICE.
MY HULA STORY IS ALREADY PERFECT.
I CALL IT A DAY IN THE LIFE OF MYRTLE EDMONDS.
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE
TO SHARE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE ME.
WHAT'S YOURS ABOUT THIS YEAR, WEIRDLO?
ZOMBIES AGAIN?
[GIRLS LAUGH]
NOT ZOMBIES. MUMMIES.
BIG DIFFERENCE.
BUT NO, I HAVE CREATED AN ALL-NEW HULA DANCE.
LET ME GUESS. IT'S ABOUT SOMETHING GROSS?
IT'S ABOUT A SQUID.
MM-HMM. GROSS.
WE'LL BE SURE TO MISS IT.
All: YEAH.
[GIRLS LAUGH]
I'M GONNA PRACTICE, ALL RIGHT.
UNTIL I'M BETTER THAN PERFECT.
YEAH! EEH!
[LILO HUMMINGALOHA, OE]
d ALOHA, OE d
[PLAYS LIKE AN ELECTRIC GUITAR]
d ALOHA, OE d
STITCH, I'M PRACTICING.
HEY! IS THAT MY--
YOUR HULA COSTUME!
HE STOLE IT RIGHT OFF MY SEWING TABLE!
OFF WITH IT, YOU LITTLE MONSTER!
GIVE IT! NAGA!
GIVE IT!
AAH!
OOPS.
THAT WAS MY SPECIAL SHOW SKIRT.
I SPENT DAYS PICKING ALL THOSE BLADES OF GRASS.
OH. SO-KA.
I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO WEAR
MY OLD HULA SKIRT.
OH.
HURRY UP, STITCH. I'M LATE!
[CLANGING]
TO-KA!
[SIGHS]
I DON'T NEED A DRUMMER.
YOU RUINED MY DRESS.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO RUIN MY REHEARSAL, TOO.
JUST STAY OUT HERE TILL I'M DONE.
[GROWLS]
HUH? OH!
OH.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
HUH?
COME ONE, COME ALL
TO SEE THE WORLD'S STRETCHIEST CLOWN!
THE GREAT ELASTICO!
COUSIN!
AND WHEN THE SUN ARISES,
PLAYTIME BEGINS.
DOLLS, TEA PARTIES,
TORMENTING WEIRDLO.
LILO!
COUSIN.
AN EXPERIMENT?
BUT I'M ABOUT TO DO DRESS REHEARSAL.
CAN'T YOU TAKE CARE OF IT YOURSELF?
LILO? YOUR TURN.
OHANA.
WHAT'S THE HOLD UP, WEIRDLO?
IS YOUR HULA NOT GROSS ENOUGH YET?
OHANA MEANS FAMILY.
AND FAMILY MEANS LEAVE ME ALONE
WHILE I'M TRYING TO PRACTICE HULA.
[GROANS]
d ALOHA, OE d
d SALAMI ON RYE d
d YA-DA-DA-DA, DA-PEI d
625, HAVE YOU SEEN THE ENTERTAINMENT SECTION?
UH...NO.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I ASKED YOU
NOT TO USE THE PAPER FOR SANDWICH WRAPPERS?
HEY, THAT LOOKS LIKE...AN EXPERIMENT.
YEAH. IT'S THAT CLOWNISH EXPERIMENT
WHO DELIGHTS EVERYONE WITH HIS COMIC ANTICS.
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
DUH.
YOUR COMPUTER ANNOUNCED THAT EXPERIMENT'S ACTIVATION,
LIKE, 2 WEEKS AGO.
PRIMARY FUNCTION, DISTRACTION OF HOSTILE FORCES.
ALL RIGHT?
YOU COULDN'T JOT DOWN A MESSAGE?
WELL, I GUESS I'M GOING TO THE CIRCUS.
GREAT. HAVE SOME COTTON CANDY FOR ME, WOULD YA?
OH, LISTEN. CAN I HAVE MY WRAPPER BACK?
[DOOR CLOSES]
AH.
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
[GROWLS]
SORRY, SPOT. NO DOGS ALLOWED.
[HORN HONKS] HMM?
HMM.
AHA!
HA HA HA! PLPLPLPL!
[PEOPLE CHEERING]
SENORAS AND SENORES,
JOIN ME IN WELCOMING THE ENCHANTING,
THE EXTRAORDINARY,
THE EVER-EXPANDABLE...
ELASTICO!
[GASPS] IT'S A COUSIN.
[CROWD LAUGHING]
HMM.
COWABUNGA!
HEE HEE HEE!
[GASPS]
[SPITS]
[CROWD LAUGHS]
THAT LITTLE GUY IS INDESTRUCTIBLE.
YOO-HOO!
[TAUNTING] d HEE, HEE, HEE HEE, HEE, HEE d
PLPLPL!
[YAWNS]
[CROWD LAUGHING]
HEE HEE HEE!
GOTCHA, COUSIN!
COUSIN?
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
LET US HEAR IT FOR OUR SURPRISE CIRCUS GUEST,
THE MARVELOUS, THE MAGNIFICENT, UH...
UH...STITCH.
OH, NO, NO, NO. THIS WILL NEVER DO.
YOU NEED A NAME WHICH MORE ACCURATELY REFLECTS
YOUR INDESTRUCTIBLE RESPLENDENCY.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
MEET THE INCREDIBLE...
INDESTRUCTERADO.
WOW!
COUSIN!
SOMEONE...SOMETHING...
IS TAKING ELASTICO.
GANTU.
SHARK!
WALKING SHARK!
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
HUH?
UNH? OH?
OH.
WHERE'S ELASTICO?
GONE.
AH!
FINALLY, I FIND A PERFORMER
WHO CAN DRAW IN A CROWD.
[SIGHS]
AND HE IS STOLEN BY A GIANT SHARK-LOOKING MAN.
[GASPS]
SPEAKING OF STEALING,
I MUST POINT OUT THAT YOU STOLE THE CROWD,MI AMIGO.
YEAH?
IT IS TRUE.
IN FACT, SEEING AS HOW I AM IN NEED OF A PERFORMER,
PERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE TO TAKE ELASTICO'S PLACE
IN OUR UNIQUE FAMILY.
STOP! GET BACK HERE!
GOTCHA!
I BET YOU A DELICIOUS MONTE CRISTO
HE ESCAPES BEFORE YOU CAN SEND HIM TO HAMSTERVILLE.
HA! YOU'RE ON! HEY!
MM-MMM.
I'M TASTING TURKEY, HAM AND SWISS.
AAH!
DIPPED IN EGG BATTER.
YOU...WILL... LET...GO!
ALL DEEP FRIED TO A GOLDEN BROWN.
NO MORE MR. NICE GUY.
BON VOYAGE.
I'LL TAKE THAT SANDWICH NOW.
Ringmaster: AHEM,AMIGOS,
I'D LIKE TO PRESENT TO YOU OUR NEWEST SENSATION:
THE INCREDIBLE INDESTRUCTERADO!
OH, HI.
HE IS NO ELASTICO.
GRRRR.
ROAAAR.
ROAAAAARRRR.
MEOW.
HE LOOKS SO WEIRD.
DAH, WOLFMAN,
HE IS VERY ODD-LOOKING CREATURE.
HE FITS RIGHT IN, NO?
[HONKS]
THAT'S GUS TALK FOR
WELCOME TO OUR FAMILY, INDESTRUCTERADO.
Ringmaster: SENORAS Y SENORES,
WE PRESENT TO YOU OUR NEWEST SENSATION:
INDESTRUCTERADO:
THE CREATURE WHICH CANNOT BE DESTROYED!
[TIRES SCREECHING]
[WOMAN SCREAMS]
[CHEERING]
UGH! RAH!
HA HA HA HA.
[CRASH]
[CHEERING]
UM, CAN WE HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH, MISTER?
OH, YOU WERE MAGNIFICENT.
TONIGHT'S SHOW IS ALREADY SOLD OUT,
BUT HERE ARE SOME SPECIAL PASSES.
OHH.
INVITE YOUR FAMILY!
FAMILY.
UGH!
LILO, ME GOT A CUCAVITA.
NOT NOW, STITCH.
I HAVE TO MAKE
A NIIHAU SHELL NECKLACE
FOR MY DANCE.
IT'S HARD 'CAUSE THESE SHELLS
ARE SO FRAGILE.
UNH. UNH. UNH. UNH.
AH. AAH!
NOW LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO.
COULD YOU PLEASE
LEAVE ME ALONE?
OH.
[SNORING]
GANTU!
UH--UH--
SLEEPING ON THE JOB?
NO, SIR.
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUNNY
WITH YOUR PRANKY LITTLE PRANKS.
UH, PRANKS, SIR?
[GRUNTS]
SENDING ME NOTHING BUT SHACKLES?
WHERE IS MY EXPERIMENT?
[CHEERING]
GRRRR.
AAH!
HA HA HA.
GOTCHA.
HEY, DON'T WORRY,
I'M ALL MAN AND NO WOLF.
I'M JUST REALLY EXTRA HAIRY.
OH, YOU'RE OK.
YOU'RE FLUFFY.
AHH, SEE, YOU UNDERSTAND,
BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T.
IT CAN BE PRETTY LONELY OUT THERE.
THAT'S WHY OUR CIRCUS FAMILY
IS SO TIGHT.
THIS WAY WE'RE NEVER ALONE.
[SIGHS]
Ringmaster: INDESTRUCTERADO,
I HAVE WONDERFUL NEWS FOR YOU.
YOUR CONTRACT IS READY FOR SIGNING.
NOW, UM, WHERE IS IT?
AHA!
HERE IT IS.
SIGN THIS,
AND YOU COME ON THE ROAD WITH US TOMORROW!
YOU WILL JOIN OUR LITTLE CIRCUS FAMILY FOREVER.
Lilo V.O.: AND FAMILY MEANS: LEAVE ME ALONE.
HMM. YEAH.
WELCOME, COMPADRE.
SAY GOOD-BYE ONCE AND FOR ALL
TO THE LIFE YOU'VE KNOWN HERE.
ADIOS, OHANA.
Pleakley: IT'S SHOWTIME!
LILO?
LI-LO!
Lilo: IN HERE, PLEAKLEY!
OH, THERE YOU ARE.
I JUST FINISHED YOUR HEADPIECE.
ON TO THE SHOW.
WAIT! I FORGOT MY NIIHAU SHELL NECKLACE!
STITCH, WE GOTTA GO.
COME ON, WE'RE LATE!
NO TIME FOR HIDE AND SEEK.
STITCH?
"INDESTRUCTERADO"?
Man: SPECIAL DELIVERY.
WHAT IS THIS?
ELASTICO! HE HE HE!
I KNEW YOU'D COME BACK!
OUR FAMILY IS WHOLE ONCE AGAIN!
COUSIN.
[HAWAIIAN MUSIC PLAYS]
[APPLAUSE]
THANK YOU, MYRTLE,
FOR THAT LOVELY HULA ABOUT A DAY IN YOUR LIFE.
I'M SURE OUR NEXT DANCER
WILL BE MORE, UM...
TRADITIONAL.
REMEMBER TO SMILE,
AND DON'T STEP ON YOUR SKIRT.
STITCH WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.
HE'S GONNA MISS IT.
WELL, HIS LOSS.
BUT...I IGNORED HIM.
HE RAN AWAY AND JOINED THE CIRCUS.
HE'S A TOUGH LITTLE MONSTER.
HE'LL BE OK.
NOW GO OUT THERE AND DANCE!
DANCE LIKE
YOU'RE THE BELL OF THE BALL!
I CAN'T DANCE.
NOT WITHOUT STITCH.
ALL RIGHT, NOW IT'S TIME FOR LILO'S HULA
ABOUT A SQUID WITH NO FRIENDS.
WHERE'S LILO?
SORRY, KID,
SHOW'S SOLD OUT.
YOU CAN CATCH US IN LAS VEGAS TOMORROW NIGHT.
LAS VEGAS?
YOU'VE GOTTA LET ME IN!
I HAVE TO SEE STITCH BEFORE HE LEAVES!
HEY, INDESTRUCTERADO,
THE GRAND FINALE IS IN 5 MINUTES.
UGH. OK. OK.
Lilo: STITCH, IS THAT YOU?
LILO?
[SCOFFS]
I KNOW YOU'RE MAD AT ME
'CAUSE I WAS TOO BUSY WITH MY SHOW
TO PAY ATTENTION TO YOU.
YOU AREN'T REALLY GOING TO VEGAS, ARE YOU?
YOU'LL NEVER SEE YOUROHANA AGAIN.
CIRCUS MEANS FAMILY,
AND FAMILY MEANS
STITCH DOES NOT GET LEFT BEHIND.
I NEVER MEANT TO LEAVE YOU BEHIND.
[BANG BANG]
[CRASH]
WHOA!
OOH HOO! HEE!
OH, THIS IS TOO EASY.
OOH. HE HE HE.
[GASPS] [GASPS] [GASPS]
[SCREAMING]
GRRRRR.
Ringmaster: HEY, MISTER MAN,
YOU ARE CHASING AWAY THE PATRONS!
OUT! OUT!
[GASPS]
UH, ON SECOND THOUGHT,
HA, THE RING IS ALL YOURS,MI AMIGO.
[INHALING]
HEY, WHERE'D HE GO?
I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
HA HA HA. YEAH.
SHOW YOURSELF, YOU COWARDLY CLOWN.
Elastico: PFFFT.
[HISSES]
NOT FUNNY.
HEY, WHA--STOP!
HA HA!
YEE-HAH!
HUH? HUH?
BULLS-EYE!
UGH!
TA-DA!
ROCKIN' HULA, STITCH.
[LAUGHTER]
HE HE HE HE HE.
STOP!
HOLD STILL, TRAMP!
[LAUGHING]
OH, NO!
HUH?
STITCH!
RAH HA RAH WA.
Man: WOO-HOO! ALL RIGHT! YEAH!
THAT ABOMINATION
IS MINE!
Ringmaster: NOT SO FAST, BANDITO.
YOU WILL HAVE TO GO THROUGH US.
HUH?
ROARRR. ROARRRR.
AAH! OW!
[LAUGHTER]
HO HO HO HO HO.
GRACIAS, AMIGOS.
GRACIAS!
UH, IT'S, UH, BROKE-ABA.
IT'S OK.
I CAN ALWAYS MAKE ANOTHER ONE.
YEAH?
I SHOULD NEVER HAVE IGNORED YOU
BECAUSE OF MY DUMB OLD HULA DANCE.
BEING THERE FOR YOU
AND HELPING YOU FIND YOUR COUSINS
IS SO MUCH MORE IMPORTANT.
WELL, INDESTRUCTERADO,
WE MUST LEAVE FOR LAS VEGAS.
IT IS TIME TO SAY YOUR GOOD-BYES...
AH. OH. UM...
UNLESS YOU HAVE RECONSIDERED
JOINING OUR FAMILY.
BUT, UH, CONTRACT.
AH, YES. YOU SIGNED A CONTRACT.
HMM. THIS CONTRACT WAS WRITTEN
IN THE NAME OF INDESTRUCTERADO.
BUT YOU SIGNED THE NAME "STITCH."
AH! THIS CONTRACT IS NULL AND VOID.
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
GO. BE WITH YOUR REAL FAMILY.
GOOD-BYE.
WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU, INDESTRUCTERADO.
[ALL CHEERING]
TA-KA!
[GASPS] MY SHELLS!
STITCH AND HIS COUSINS
STRUNG 'EM BACK TOGETHER FOR YOU.
[CLANGING]
IT ALL STARTED WITH A LONELY SQUID NAMED MORT...