B-Bye!
Yo brah, you gotta visualize.
Pretend you've won six championships and surf like Kelly Slater!
Surf like Kelly Slater!
Alright!
Warníng: Experíment 383 actívated.
An experiment is waiting for your bumbly fish mitt! Grab it for me!
Gantu?
Yes, Dr. Hämsterviel, I'll get right on it. In a minute.
Not in a minute. Now, you lazy squid thing. Now!
But it's a marathon of "Look at This!"
It's Chowder Chops' favorite show.
Well my favorite show is watching your fishy butt...
...get hit by the door on your way out to catch my experiment!
Yes, Sir.
- Record it for me? - Well I could do that...
...but I'm thinking the Sandwich Channel.
Can you believe it? "Look at This!" Is gonna broadcast live...
...from the Birds Of Paradise. Tonight!
- The TV show? - My favorite!
- We gotta get on it! - That show is the worst.
Yeah. Worst.
What's your problem? "Look at This!" is all that!
But it's mean. It makes fun of people just for acting different.
So? Making fun of people is good.
I do it all the time, Weird-lo!
You just gotta love that show. Right, girls?
Listen up!
You all will hula dance for the parts where they go to commercial!
Get out!
It's true. It's my dad's resort. I pulled some strings.
- We all get to hula on TV? - It's like a dream come true!
I'm gonna be a star?
- I feel sick. - Well, have fun.
I'm not going anywhere near that show.
I bet Lilo's just afraid to dance on TV!
You hear me, Lilo?
You're a big chicken!
Just because I'm different...
...and I don't like your mean old TV show...
doesn't mean I'm...
...chicken.
Uh... hello.
Why's he doing that?
Cousin! Meega chupa, cousin!
An experiment? Where?
Oh no you don't! This experiment is mine!
Nice capture, Stitch! How's Gantu?
Hurting.
Let's see: Maracas, bowlíng ball,
precious family heirloom, that's good.
And here we go! Yes, yes.
Why are you smashing your feet?
Haven't you heard? "Look at This!" Is coming to Kauai!
I intend to demonstrate my mastery of earth-style juggling!
Not you too?
You sound just like Mertle.
She thinks "Look at This!" Is all that.
Well, Mertle sounds like a small earth female of exquisite taste!
Unhand my maraca, you monster!
- Figure out your own audition. - Don't worry.
I'd feed myself to the sharks before I'd let Stitch go on that show.
Just the same, the juggling routine is mine!
Hurting.
626 has found Experiment 383...
...the Hypnotizer!
It mesmerizes unsuspecting victim to become helpless puppet...
...that must obey the first order or suggestion they hear!
- Is big fun at parties. - I figured we'd call him "Swirly."
- 'Cause of the eyes. - No!
Under no circumstance to be looking at 383...
...without protective hypnosis-proof goggles!
Where are you going?
To invent protective hypnosis-proof goggles!
- Lilo, I'm home! - Nani!
She hates having genetic mutants in the house. Hide!
Upstairs!
No... Downstairs.
Not our room, it's the first place she'll look.
No. The laundry room's the second place she'll look.
Hey, kiddo.
Lilo?
Hello?
- Are you okay? - No. She is not okay.
She apparently does not know quality TV when she sees it.
You should really be more like your friend Mertle.
Be like your friend Mertle.
Guess what? I get to dance on TV!
I've gotta change these stupid old clothes.
Lilo?
What are you doing?
If I'm going to audition...
...my Earth disguise will simply have to be perfect!
Where are your "perfect" clothes?
You have more outfits than I do. Raid your own closet!
Don't forget to clean my room, Nani.
I'm off to rehearse for my big debut. And look at this.
What?
You don't even like that lolo show!
As if.
"Look At This" is all that.
You just gotta love that show!
Love that show!
"Look at This!"
And what are you doing under my bed?
Alright! That's it! Everyone out of my room!
There will be no escaping this time.
Come on, freaky blue dog.
We're going to be on TV!
Hoogada! "Look At This!", "Look At This!"
Next on the "Look at Thís!" Marathon:
A snake-swallower from Saskatoon takes on a tíck-traíner from Tulsa!
Okay, first the left hip and...
What are you doing here, Lilo?
I'm not going to let you ruin our big TV debut...
...with your boring old dance moves...
Mertle!
What?
Who are you?
I thought you hated "Look at This!"
As if.
You gotta love it.
Now less talking, and more dancing.
- What happened to her? - I don't know.
She says she loves it now. And her dog is in love with your TV.
He is such a disconfigured dog.
Okay, you can rehearse with us. But I'm keeping an eye on you!
Right, girls.
First the left hip and...
Hey! It's my house, I lead.
- 625? - In the galley!
The Sandwich Channel made me hungry.
Look what I found! Ha, ha, ha!
Yet another experiment proves no match for the mighty...
Well, that's weird. Say, computer, what gives?
Experíment 383. Prímary functíon: Hypnotízer.
Makes victims susceptible to the first suggestion they hear.
Really?
This'll be fun. Gantu, I want you to...
...do everything you're told to do... Do everything you're told to do.
Have a peanut butter sandwich. Wait!
Make that a peanut butter and sardine sandwich.
Delicious!
Now hop on one foot and say blah, blah, blah.
What's this silly hopping...
with the mouth filled and the bouncy-bouncy nonsense?
It's cool, Doc. Check this out. Hey, twinkle-toes!
Dance like a ballerina and tell him you're a big blubber head.
I'm a big blubber head!
The large fishy one has succumbed to the powers of Experiment 383!
I remember him. Big fun at parties.
Gantu, stick out your tongue and make raspberry-like spitty noises!
Balancing on a rolling pin!
While juggling your sandwich-making thing-stuffs.
- With a cake on your head! - And a cherry on top!
Oh, would you look at that, ha, ha, ha!
Oh, that is making me for to laugh!
Right. Enough silly hijinx with the ordering and the laughing!
Gantu. Snap out of it!
Gantu, I am hatching the egg of a brilliant plan.
You are going to perform on tonight's "Look at This!"
You know about "Look at This!"?
Everyone knows that show, you insipid ichthyo-pod!
Earth's TV transmissions travel as far out as the Oh-Mak Nebula!
Me? On "Look at This!"
But, I need a peculiar talent to show-off.
You have The Hypnotizer!
Just hold it up to the camera and the entire TV-viewing audience...
...from Earth to Oh-Mak, will become my obedient puppet slaves!
Okay, you're in.
You mean it? My juggling act's on the show?
- No fooling? - No, your juggling stinks.
You're on as a contortionist. Here's your stage pass, honey.
Welcome to show biz.
I knew being boneless would come in handy some day!
Alright, next!
Let's see, says here you can roll into a ball,
climb walls, and lift 3000 times your own weight.
- Miss "Stitch"? - I'm on the show as a dancer.
You're talking about my freaky blue dog.
Nice, but that's not exactly 3000 times your own weight.
What are you...? Hey!
- Okay, you're in! - Yeah!
Sign this. It's a waiver giving us permission to exploit your dog...
...and treat him like a freak on worldwide TV.
You don't have a problem with that, do you?
Not... at... all.
Okay, let's clear the set please!
Talent only in the green... What...? Oh my!
I require a place on your exploitative televised freak show.
Sorry, big guy. Two freaks per show, and I already picked.
Now move along. You're intimidating me.
You will put me on the show!
I've been chosen to represent the indigenous locals!
This is the proudest moment of my Earth-expert life.
Sorry honey, change of plans.
Líttle Gírl! Hello?
Protective hypnosis-proof goggles have been invented!
They are ingen-i-ous! Little girl?
Anyone?
Is freak-show Pleakley watches.
Maybe I see what big deal is all about.
I'm Jeri Tanner, and you get ready to laugh yourself silly at some freaks!
Because you've just gotta... "Look at This!"!
Toníght we're líve, from the Bírds of Paradíse resort...
... on the garden ísle of Kauaí, Hawaíí!
There's little girl, with dancing friends.
We're here to expose the freaky side of those laid-back Hawaiian locals.
You know the drill. Two guests.
Two freaky acts. But only one winner of today's grand prize!
"Look at Thís!"...
... and the bíggest, loudest, funnest party everjust for you.
And a hundred of your closest fríends!
Tonight our first local is a real dog!
A real freaky dog! Let's give it up for Stitch!
So I hear you really love our show.
That's a cool bark! But who's cooler? Stitch, or our second guest?
Wow, you're a talkatíve pup, aren't you?
Hey, it's my cuz'!
Ooh, 626 ís...
...very telegenic!
Your disconfigured dog actually gets to be a featured freak?
Jealous?
We can meet our next local later. Let's see some more Stitch!
No, no! Let's meet the walking idiot fish now!
Gantu is on live broadcast with Experiment 383?
What a dog!
Shall we show our next guest or stay wíth Stítch?
Let's ask ourjudges randomly selected from our líve audíence!
- Stitch is tight! - I wanna see more Stitch!
This dog rocks!
You brainless teen-aging fool!
As soon as Gantu gets on camera, you will be my first puppeting puppet!
"I'm a ball! I crawl on walls!" Big deal!
He's full of bones, you know.
Enough waiting around.
You've heard of "pulling your own weight?"
Well how about lifting 3000 times your own weight!
Yes, you can hold 3000 times your own weight,
but not an ounce more.
Oh please, even I can do that!
Seen enough!
Next!
Okay, Stitch. That's it for you.
When we come back,
our worldwide hunt for the peculiar and strange continues with...
...Mister "Gantoob"?
That's "Gantu".
No.
Lilo, get your loser dog out of here.
- We're about to start! - Mind your own beeswax...
Mertle.
Move it loser dog, you're soggying up my skirt.
Little Girl!
Do you mind? We're getting ready to dance here!
You are acting like evil other little girl!
Must be work of 383.
Come on, snapping out of it...
...now!
Gantu!
He's got Swirly!
We gotta shut this show down.
Wait, stop, we're broadcasting live!
'Scuse me, pardon me, comíng through.
We're back, so give it up for local number two, Mister...
I have prepared a statement to read. Let's see, um...
"Behold the power of Doctor Jacques von Hämsterviel!
Yes! Yes!
No! No!
That incompetent fish-lipped fool!
No! What's going on?
- Hey! - Okay, we're back.
That's live TV for you!
So Mister Gantoob, you were going to show us your "Hamster wheel"?
Not "wheel", "viel", The "power of Hämsterviel."
Just gaze deeply into the... Hey!
"Gaze deeply into the" what? Mister Viel?
I, uh... Um... I...
We're live. Do something!
You incompetent fat-footed fish-stick imbecile!
You've ruined my ingenious plot!
Still, you just gotta love that show.
That's my pal.
From Earth to the Oh-Mak Nebula, the biggest doof on TV!
I'm sorry, Stitch.
I'd never have let you go on that dumb show if I wasn't hypnotized.
But I'm glad you won the prize!
Party!
But what will you do with the Hypnotizer?
Yes, very difficult to find "good" place for this experiment.
Is always ending up with the making fun of people!
Unless you can find someone who thinks making fun of people is good!
Like you said, Jumba. Swirly is big fun at parties!