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So, what's first? Immortus or Butts?
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Hey!
Fleeing isn't one of the options. God damn it!
You're back? How?
Might as well start with the screaming time god.
Ooh, you guys are so annoying.
Whoa, Flit's back.
That wasn't Flit.
That was me.
Uh, what?
We're all here now.
All together as one.
What?
Holy fucking shit!
Lady, you just picked the wrong fight.
Holy shit!
Keeg, go.
Hey, Zuul!
Have a seat!
Uh, oh, shit!
No, no, no!
Fuck!
If anybody hasn't noticed, we're aging more than ever.
Oh, thanks, bud.
Hey, you got a knockoff Willoughby sword.
This is no knockoff.
Ahhh!
Rita. Rita, please. I need to talk.
It's happening again.
No matter how hard I try, no matter what I do,
I can't escape this fucking fate.
Pardon?
Here I am,
about to be the sole survivor of yet another super team,
and it's all my fault.
Slow down. What's going on?
They're... They're fighting Immortus.
The Butts are about to break into the theater,
and they don't stand a fucking chance.
Wait, so, you just left them?
Yeah, just ran away.
Just like the future said I would.
Because I survive at all costs.
That's what I have always fucking done.
No, I refuse to accept that.
As long as we're alive, we can change.
You're a shape shifter, for crying out loud.
You of all people should know that.
I'm a selfish coward.
That seems to be the one thing I can't shape shift away.
So, why did you come here?
Why did you wake me up?
I don't know.
Just...
Having a bit of a freak out, I suppose.
You came here because you knew I would hold you accountable.
You are part of the Doom Patrol now.
As long as we're a team,
we will never stop fighting for each other.
So, go get my wheelchair.
Okay.
- You're the boss. - Hmm.
Rip her face off, Jane.
You dum-dums should have stayed in the time stream.
Fuck off.
What the fuck?
Whoops.
Kill them all!
Oh, my God, are those butts?
Go!
Wait, what is that?
♪ She's your Shipoopi ♪
♪ Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi ♪
♪ That girl is hard to get ♪
♪ Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi ♪
Uh, what the fuck's happening right now?
♪ If you get a squeeze back that's fancy cookin' ♪
♪ Once more In the flower garden ♪
♪ She will never get sore on her way to supper ♪
♪ Do re mi fa so la ti do si do ♪
- ♪ Now little ole sall's a no-gal ♪ - No!
- ♪ Anyone can see ♪ - No!
This isn't your show, this is my show!
What the hell?
♪ Possibilities ♪
♪ That's right I said possibilities ♪
♪ Life's filled with these opportunities ♪
♪ And so is our town ♪
Wait. Is this song from that musical about us?
♪ Statistical probabilities ♪
♪ All sorts of potentialities ♪
♪ Lift you up when you're down ♪
♪ They say our story is ending ♪
♪ Now we're all pretending ♪
- Ugh. - ♪ That our future is bright ♪
Just go with it. Whatever the fuck's happening, it's working.
♪ Here, in the town of Cloverton ♪
♪ Things are never... ♪
♪ ... over-ton ♪
Keep moving. Keep moving.
♪ Because our story's just beginning ♪
♪ We're not losers we're still winning ♪
♪ We're the heroes ♪
♪ And our future's up to us ♪
Go, go, go!
Is that the end of it?
I don't know what the fuck that was.
Oh, shit!
Whoo!
Reinforcements have arrived!
Oh...
Holy fuck-a-doodle-doo.
I guess we can add vanquished an interdimensional time god
to our list of achievements.
To us, the Doom Patrol!
Mother fucking god slayers! Yeah!
Hey, hey!
Well...
I don't mean to be a wet blanket, but, uh...
"But it's basically my entire personality."
- Ooh, nice. - Nice one.
- Sorry. - Rouge with the burn.
Okay, fine, fine.
But as the resident wet blanket of truth,
I feel like it's my job to point out,
wasn't it actually the Butts who saved the day?
Oh, yeah.
I mean, I took a couple of blows to the head,
but the Butts were singing, right?
Yes, they were.
- And what were they singing? - Remind me.
A musical number that wouldn't have existed without us.
Boom. Proverbial mic drop.
Sure, sure.
Although...
I'm sorry, but you realize
we could say the same about Immortus, right?
Isabel wouldn't have become an interdimensional time god
if it wasn't for us crashing into her in the first place.
And the Butts wouldn't have gotten out of the Ant Farm
if it wasn't for us either.
- Ergo... - Why did I teach you that word?
We saved the day.
But we didn't even get our longevity back.
- So what's the... - A win is a win, dude.
Let it go.
- Here, here. - Yeah!
With our glasses raised
- let's give Rita Farr a toast. - Mmm.
It's good to have you back.
Ah, it's good to be back.
I hope I didn't worry you all too much.
This...
This feels nice.
Just us here, hmm?
Together.
You know what?
I'm going to go see if I can squeeze into my old uniform,
while we're celebrating.
Hmm.
Rita, shall I give you a hand?
Oh, stop it.
This old girl can still dress herself,
uh, and drink, all of you
under the table. Hmm?
But if you would like to be of assistance, dear Laura,
you can crack open some of the good stuff
and pour me a double.
Copy that.
Mmm-hmm.
All right.
Here I go.
Speaking of comebacks...
Looks like someone sold a fuckload of Thin Mints.
Hmm.
They're reminders.
Of what?
Come on. Tell us about your adorable bionic tattoos.
I just felt like...
if I was gonna put the suit back on again...
then it just had to be a better reflection of me.
Everything I've been through,
all the things I've learned, all the people I've learned from.
So that's what these are.
The people that made this new version of Cyborg possible.
Mom and dad.
The Detroiticons.
And you guys.
- Aw! - Wow, that's, uh...
That's so goddamn corny, my dude.
You're around us all day.
What do you need a reminder of us for?
All right. Right, whatever. Uh...
What about you, Jane? What's with, uh, everything?
Actually, I'm not sure.
I'm still figuring things out.
When you started flitting and throwing balls of fire...
Whoo! Girl boss alert!
Man, that wasn't me.
I mean, it wasn't just me.
Right, this is hard to explain, but...
It's all of us up here now.
The entire Underground...
breathing, existing,
all at once.
I don't feel like just Jane anymore.
Well, if you're not just Jane,
what should we call you?
There's one word I keep hearing in the back of my mind.
Our minds.
Kaleidoscope.
But I guess it's kind of a mouthful.
What about K?
I like that.
Hey, besties.
What the fuck?
Come, come. Lots to tell, lots to tell.
Let's see. Let's see.
Well...
Just completed a very successful tour,
debuted my 10th platinum record.
Ooh, guess what?
Possibilities had an incredible 1,000-year run.
Weren't you gone for an hour?
Keep up Robo-hottie.
Time works a little differently in the time stream.
Duh.
Anyway, I could not go another decade
without thanking you all for introducing me to the Butts.
The monologues they've written for me, the songs. Oh!
So...
Voila!
Come on.
Fingernails?
No, silly. Toenails.
Oh, great.
There's one for each of you.
Just eat one,
and you'll be sad little bags of old no more.
- Eat? - Mmm-hmm.
- A toenail? - Mmm-hmm.
To restore our youth?
Fuck, yes! Gimme.
- Gimme, gimme. - Hey, hey!
All right, okay.
- Aw. - This is gonna be amazing.
I can go see Rory again.
Everything'll be back to normal. Holy shit!
Get in my fucking feed hole!
Oh. Almost forgot.
I have one more thing just for you, Cliffie.
What is it?
It'll make sense later.
When the time is right.
Okay, bye.
Bye-bye.
Holy shit!
- Jane! - Oh, shit.
Yeah, okay. I'm gonna take one for Rita.
How does it feel?
Pretty good, I think.
Ooh!
I'm back, baby.
Fucking tiger blood.
No!
Rita?
She's...
- She's... - Oh, God.
Rita. Hey. Hey.
Oh, shit.
Shit, shit, shit.
- Rita. - Fuck.
What do we do?
We go get her.
Screw it! We just got our shit back.
We're the fucking Doom Patrol again.
Let's go crush some ugly fish headed fucks,
flip off my dad,
and pull Rita out of Satan's ass crack.
Who's with me?
I'm in. I'm in.
Satan's ass crack, right.
But how do we do all of that, exactly?
We need something of hers, a tether.
Something Rita had a strong connection to.
I'll be right back.
Oh, come on. Come on.
What do you think, bud?
Can you feel her on any of these?
Vodka. Maybe the rum?
Is that what you think
I have the strongest connection to?
Was there something else?
Uh, don't worry, okay? We're gonna come get you.
Everything will be back to normal.
See, Immortus just gave us these toenails
that made us all young again, which sounds gross,
- I know, but it really wasn't that bad. - Larry.
All this will just be a distant...
nightmare.
We can't give up.
Don't make me give up.
I'm so sorry, Larry.
- It's not fair. - I know.
You're the only person who saw me.
Right from the beginning, you...
You saw the shitty fucked up pieces of me,
and you...
You still loved me.
Like I wasn't even broken at all.
If you go...
- If you... - As someone
who has loved and lost,
I can tell you one thing for certain.
There is always more love out there.
Always.
Especially for you.
I promise.
I think it's time for one last team meeting.
Thank you all for gathering here today.
Uh, Rita, what are we doing sitting around talking?
Let's go to the afterlife and save you.
- Yes. Fuck, yes! - I'm game.
Abso-fucking-lutely, yes.
I have to admit, my life didn't pan out
quite the way young Gertrude Cramp dreamed.
But because of all of you, I have done things
that little Gertrude never could have imagined.
Why does this sound like the beginning of a farewell speech?
Dying has a way...
of clarifying things.
I've realized now what my life's purpose was.
It was to lead you
to the first step of the rest of your lives.
Mission accomplished.
Mission accomplished?
The mission hasn't even started yet.
Well, I thought I had it in me to rally one more time, but, um...
I think it's enough.
Hmm? I'm ready to rest now.
Are you saying you wanna stay dead, Rita?
B... But...
Mojo! Beating up fish guys and...
Satan's ass crack.
We didn't always bring out the best in one another, did we?
Having each other
meant we never had to spread our own wings.
I'm doing this to set us all free.
That's easy for you to say.
You get all the sex ghost sex you want now.
What about the Doom Patrol?
I don't think this was ever meant to be our final stop.
We're all on our own extraordinary journeys
and we all have so far to go.
If we stop here,
we'll just keep falling into the same cycle,
making the same bad decisions
and feeling the same pain.
We're screw ups.
But this doesn't make us bad people.
Just means that we need to work on ourselves
before we can really help others.
We have spent so much time trying to save the Doom Patrol.
We're destroying ourselves.
Moving on is one of the scariest things in the world,
but we have squared up against
the most treacherous villains in the known universe.
Is she talking about the testicle monster?
Maybe the roller skating dude.
We have all grown more than capable
of facing our own demons.
Oh, come on! Now we're breaking up?
This is fucked, Rita.
Deep down, we all know it's true.
Every crisis we solved,
we created in the first place.
Rita's right.
Until we're better as individuals,
we'll continue to cause harm.
To the world,
- each other. - Wha... Okay, so...
We just give up?
You're supposed to be our leader.
Yes.
I am.
And as team leader...
I'm calling it.
It's time to disband.
The Doom Patrol is no longer.
But first, we have one last assignment.
Finally! Fuck, yeah! Let's go!
I would like you
to burn my body.
No! Nope!
I refuse.
I didn't burn that fuck Niles' body,
and I won't burn yours. Except you're not a fuck.
If this is what you really want, Rita...
then you have my support.
Hang on.
Wait! Wait!
Fuck.
Because she was always so worried about her looks.
Uh-huh.
Well, that's just...
Sweet.
Because she loved bees.
I think.
Okay. Yeah, sure.
A martini.
Dry with a pinch of salt.
Her favorite thing in the whole world.
- Oh, good choice. - It wasn't my favorite thing.
Oh, so I can take it...
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Okay. Well, let's just move on, shall we?
I know you two took this seriously.
What did you bring?
Right. Okay. Let's just, um...
Let's just get this over with, hmm?
I can't believe this is really happening.
This isn't just the end for Rita.
You know that, right?
We know.
My! I didn't realize I was so flammable.
Probably all the alcohol.
♪ Ave Maria ♪
♪ Gratia plena ♪
♪ Maria... ♪
It's just so fucking beautiful.
♪ ... gratia plena ♪
This is so embarrassing.
It's okay. Death isn't supposed to be pretty.
Oh, my God. Can somebody do something?
Oh.
Ugh.
Just smells like burning... rubber.
I don't need you to describe my burning corpse's scent.
- Thank you very much. - Sorry.
It's fine.
It's totally fine.
I made enough for everybody.
Secret Rendezvous.
Starring...
S'mores?
There's something wrong with you, dude.
- Carl... - What? I had a craving.
And introducing Rita Farr.
In this stately Boston mansion,
the wedding of the year is about to commence.
I can't believe Oliver went out like that.
What a tool.
Polly deserved so much better.
So, what do we do now?
Call it a night?
Anybody wanna watch it again?
Yeah.
What?
Smashing idea, Larry. Yes.
Seriously?
You're just gonna leave without saying goodbye.
Ah. I didn't wanna steal Rita's spotlight.
Besides, this isn't goodbye.
It's just a new chapter.
Are you okay?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's nothing.
I'm 35 again, remember?
God, I can't wait to see the look on Rory's face.
I hope he hasn't forgotten me.
How could he?
You're like the best grandpa ever.
And a ginormous robot.
Ha! Fucking A.
Well, what about you?
What are you gonna do now?
I don't know. Um... Maybe get a sublet. Paint?
That is so fucking lame.
I'm serious.
You're, like, unstoppable now.
You could be a superhero
- or some shit. - All right.
Take over the Justice League. Pants Superman.
I don't think that's what we want.
As... As lame as it sounds,
a sublet and painting feels like the right move, for now.
And who knows? Maybe something else will come along
that will feel even righter.
Whatever I do,
it's not just up to me anymore.
It's up to all of us.
Weird, getting to choose, huh?
No mission, no life or death ultimatum.
It's almost like we get to be regular people again.
You think we can?
I guess it's worth a shot.
We may all be fractured,
but doesn't mean we can't be whole.
You're a whole.
Fuck you too, tin man.
♪ Can't remember when we last ♪
♪ Took the time to see a sunset ♪
What now, little guy?
I guess we can do whatever we want.
We have time now.
I know, buddy.
I know.
I wanna see him, too.
But 104 is gone.
♪ As the waves come and go ♪
♪ Fads vanish while underneath the snow ♪
♪ Lies the grass ready to grow ♪
♪ After all is said and done ♪
You know, when we went into that future
and I saw I wasn't there...
I can't say it really surprised me much.
That's the story of my life.
I come, I do damage,
and I run.
That's what I do.
You might get lonely in this big old place by yourself.
Yeah.
Well, there's always the sex ghosts.
Can I tell you a secret?
Yeah.
When I was in the time stream,
I saw my future.
My new future.
What was it like?
Perfect.
Everything I could've ever wanted. More.
I know that it's gonna be an uphill journey.
But for the first time in my life,
I feel like I'm finally on the path that I carved for myself.
Wow.
I'm...
positively envious.
But you know what?
A drop more vodka will fix that.
You could carve a path for yourself, too.
Oh, yeah. 'Course. 'Course I could. You know what?
I'm gonna get right onto that.
- I'm serious. - Mmm-hmm.
Just think.
What feels right to you?
What feels right or wrong to someone like me?
- Hmm. - I've, um...
had a few thoughts.
Since Rita.
Some damningly altruistic,
some not so much.
But, um, things that are probably best left unshared with Cyborg.
Do you think someone can be both good and bad?
I used to think that there were no shades of gray.
Only black and white.
But,
being here has done a lot to change my perspective.
I've learned that the line between the two
can be razor thin.
Hard to spot sometimes.
Even harder to toe.
But...
How will I know where the line is?
I'll let you know when you've gone too far.
You want a chance?
Take one.
Keeg.
Do you think you could find Rama?
No, no, stop.
Hang on, pal.
I meant together.
Let's go find him together.
Five hundred square feet.
Shared kitchen.
Seriously? Neon green walls?
Come on.
Oh, hi. You wanna watch a movie with me?
Sorry, I gotta go.
Go where?
I don't know.
Doesn't sound like you, but okay.
Ugh.
Shit fuck.
No one's here!
The Doom Patrol's over!
Sorry. I think that was me.
Casey.
I didn't scare you, did I?
Um...
Sorry, it's just that Dorothy said the manor would be empty...
and there was a spaceship here that no one else was using, so...
Where are you taking it?
Um, I don't know yet.
Space just felt like a good place to start.
What about you?
What are you going to do now that the Doom Patrol is done?
I think I'll find a sublet.
Spend my days painting.
Hmm.
That sounds nice.
Yeah.
- Peaceful. - Thanks.
Actually, to be completely honest...
when Dorothy said that the manor would be empty...
I was kind of hoping that she was wrong.
I just wanted you to know.
So how long are you going for?
Oh, uh...
A week, a month.
Maybe three.
- I'm not sure yet. - What is that?
Like 500 square feet?
Uh... Yeah, I think so.
Hmm.
Modern appliances,
large windows,
lots of natural light,
hell of a view.
What do you say, Captain?
You got room for one more?
Blow out the candles.
- Go on, go, go. - Can you blow the candles?
Come on.
Go on. I can... I got it.
No, wait, you do it.
- Yay, good job! - Yay!
Yay!
Yeah! Good job!
Here you go, little bud.
Ow!
Are you okay?
I'm fantastic!
You got some chompers on you, kid. Yes, you do.
Yes, you do.
I got an idea.
You wanna come see what your Grandpa Cliff got you?
Um, she... She still needs a little love.
But we'll get her fixed up together.
Starting with this little doodad here.
You know, your mama Clara's not too bad around an engine.
She'll be able to show you a thing or two as well.
Oh, shit.
- Dad? - I'm fine.
I'm fine.
- No, you're not. - I'm fine. I'm fine. Just...
Just give me a second.
Dad, what's going on?
Are you freezing up again?
Come here, baby.
Dad.
I'm sorry, Clara.
I thought I was coming home to live.
But...
I think I just came home to die.
♪ Tell me, baby ♪
♪ Things will never change ♪
♪ Yet I know the truth ♪
♪ Honey, nothing stays the same ♪
♪ I can feel you ♪
♪ Pulsing through my veins ♪
Hey.
I know you.
It's good to see you...
stranger.
♪ It's true ♪
♪ You know how to ♪
♪ Tell all your lies to me ♪
♪ Make me believe it was me ♪
♪ I'm stuck in the blue ♪
♪ Down on my knees for you ♪
♪ Send all your love to me ♪
♪ I dream a dream for me ♪
♪ Say that you want me ♪
♪ But I know that you need me ♪
♪ I can feel you ♪
♪ I can hear you ♪
♪ Calling out to me ♪
♪ Say that you want me ♪
♪ But I know that you need me ♪
I can feel you
♪ And it's only you I see ♪
♪ Baby, it's true ♪
- What's going on? - ♪ You know how to ♪
♪ Tell all your lies... ♪
It's okay, it's okay.
Everything's gonna be okay.
But you need to be safe.
I will be.
Keeg's got us.
We're gonna be fine.
And the world will be, too.
Thank you.
♪ I dream a dream for me ♪
♪ It's true ♪
♪ Baby, it's true ♪
♪ Send all your love to me ♪
♪ I dream a dream... ♪
Now,
I know you all might recognize this young man standing next to me.
Victor Stone.
Or as you might know him...
Cyborg.
2.0.
He's here to help me run this class,
so I'd like you all to think of him as my second in command.
Kind of like my sidekick.
Man, this is corny.
What are you even doing here?
Shouldn't you be kicking butt?
Saving the world?
Trust me.
What you do here is gonna save more lives
than I ever will out on the streets on my own.
So I'm gonna need all of you to listen extra hard.
'Cause we're all in this together.
And everything
that we do here in this classroom...
is gonna make a difference.
All right, there we go.
I'm ready for the PCV valve, Dad.
Um...
Uh...
Isn't that the cutest thing?
Ooh, but probably not the best thing for you to be chewing on.
So...
Argh!
Oh, fuck.
Hmm?
What the...
Holy shit.
Is that what Immortus was talking about?
What did you say, Dad?
Nothing. I... I...
Uh...
Right of way. Right of way, right of way!
Jesus!
Rory!
- I love you. - I love you, too.
Oh, my God, Mom!
Stop.
I've seen the light
Holy shit!
I'm gonna be a dad.
Ahhh! Ahhh!
♪ I've felt alive ♪
♪ I've seen the last day go ♪
You're a piece of shit, Rory Steele!
Dad! Are you okay?
I'm scared, Rory.
♪ I've seen the sun ♪
I won't let anything happen to you, Mom.
♪ I've felt the night grow cold ♪
♪ I've sold a lie ♪
♪ 'I've bled for truth, I've told ♪
♪ This is what it is ♪
Hi, baby Clara.
I'm your dad.
♪ This is who we are ♪
The road is long and twisty, son.
And in the end,
wherever you are or whoever you're with,
all's you got is your self-respect. You understand me?
I know where I will be.
I'll be right here.
Jordy.
This is Rory.
He's your grandpa.
Dad.
It's okay.
I made it home.
♪ This is what it is ♪
♪ This is who we are ♪
♪ Don't know what you'll miss ♪
♪ Till you've gone too far ♪
♪ Breathe in ♪
♪ Breathe out ♪
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