Okay, my turn! Truth or dare?
Um, truth.
Fine, dare.
- Okay. Close your eyes. - Okay.
Now take off your glasses.
Yes, Your Majesty, Miss Hart.
Can I open my eyes yet?
- Tul? - I'm right here, Mularkey.
- Hi. - Hi.
I'm sorry. I just can't believe it's you.
God, what's it been, like a year?
What are you talking about, you weirdo?
You don't remember?
We had a falling out. We're not friends anymore.
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
♪ Valentine is done ♪
You were out for a while.
Session's almost over.
God, you must have been so bored just sitting there.
You didn't have to stay.
You kidding me?
I love this place.
It's better than the Delta airport lounge.
Oh. I got you.
Thanks.
That's really coming along.
Got a good two inches there.
- Almost enough for a bow tie. - Such a dick.
Or a tiny sock...
...for a Chihuahua.
Okay, you're lucky that I cannot come over there.
Okay! That's 90 minutes.
How you feeling?
Ah, good. Yeah, um...
a lot less nausea this time.
Thanks. Everyone here takes such good care of me.
Well, we love when you come in.
You're such a ray of sunshine.
All right, take it easy, and we'll see you back here in two weeks.
- Okay. - Thanks.
Kate. Hey! Let me do that.
What? So I can rest?
I've literally been resting all day. I need to move.
What would you like on yours?
Just mustard, maybe? If we have some.
Thank you.
Hi. Can I help?
- No, I got it. How's school? - Good.
Did you thank Rachel's dad for dropping you off?
Oh, yeah.
He said he's happy to do it anytime.
Rachel's grandma had cancer, so they get it.
I got my winter formal ticket today.
Me, Tyler, and Emma are going as a group.
Your first formal, oh my God!
Let's go to the mall this weekend and get the perfect dress.
- Cool. - Wait, really?
Love it. Thanks, Mom.
So you want to go dress shopping? With me?
Yeah, totally.
So I can just take lots of Polaroids of every dress
and burst into tears in the middle of the store
because my little bunny is growing up so fast?
Of course.
It's gonna be fun.
Okay. Let's go Saturday.
- Yeah, sure. - Saturday? Whoa. No. If you feel up to it.
I'm sure I will.
Of course, but don't feel you have to commit yourself to anything.
Just listen to your body.
I will do that.
So chemo went okay?
Yeah, it was boring, but your dad kept me company.
- Here, let me get it. - Mom, I can do it.
I just want to make you a sandwich.
Let me make Marah's sandwich. You did mine.
It's easy. Look, why don't we put the kettle on?
- Yes. - That's 4:15. You know what that means.
You can take another anti-nausea pill now if you need it. Do you need one?
- I'll wait 'cause you can... - Mom, you look a little tired.
Wanna take a seat?
- I'm not tired. - Are you tired?
No, I actually feel pretty good, considering, so I think I'll...
You've got Tully. Make it good or I won't call you back.
Hey, it's me.
I can't believe you still have the same voicemail.
So, uh...
Yeah.
Look, I know it's been a while, but I've been thinking about you,
and, uh,
I feel like maybe it's time to talk.
So call me back, okay?
If you don't, I'm gonna find those pictures from college
where you have that terrible perm and sell them to the National Enquirer.
I'm kidding.
It's Kate, by the way.
Mularkey.
We hung out at his family's country estate,
and it was incredibly posh.
Posh.
It was practically a castle.
There was, like, a ballroom with this huge fireplace,
and he was being a little bit cheeky.
Okay, so is this just how you talk now?
No, listen!
He was acting like a prince, like... like, "Care to dance?"
"I would totally behead someone for you."
I can't do his accent, but anyway, we were laughing,
and then that's when he said it.
"I love you."
I mean, the whole thing was like a fairy tale.
Wow. Well, you must have been proper chuffed.
I was! I think.
- Wait, does "chuffed" mean happy? - I have no idea.
I'm just so glad you're back!
We are gonna celebrate so hard!
Well, you do not have to throw me a welcome home party.
Are you kidding? I've been planning it since the day you left.
Besides, don't you want to show off how in love you and Theo are?
Sure. Yes. I just don't, you know, wanna rub anyone's face in it.
- What, you mean Johnny? - Uh...
It's fine. We just won't invite him.
How is he? I mean, not that I was thinking about how...
- How... How is he? - The same.
Australian. Annoying.
Is he seeing anyone?
- Oh, honey. - What, I'm...
Not even six weeks in Europe made a dent?
It made a dent, a huge dent.
I am so in love with Theo, like, all the way.
Well, thank you for walking me to work. Not that I gave you much choice.
And now, the real reason I had you walk me.
Oh my God. Tully! Look at you!
You're just like larger than life!
I know!
Oh my God, it's so exciting!
Mularkey!
- Hey. - So you approve of the new ad?
Yes.
How was your trip?
You look... tanned.
Oh, well, we went on a lot of walking tours,
uh, so I learned so much about cobblestones.
That sounds... That sounds nice.
Yeah. It was. It was nice.
Oh my, is that... Tully Hart?
Oh my word, it's you!
From the news!
And then a billboard right there!
I... I'm sorry. I'm Joyce.
Hi, Joyce.
Hi.
My daughter and I watch you all the time.
She's taking journalism classes at U-Dub. She wants to be just like you.
Oh, wow. You know what?
Have her give me a call.
I'll give her a tour of the studio.
Well, that's just too kind, Miss Tully Hart!
- It was lovely to meet you, Joyce. - Oh, thank you! I mean, yes!
It was nice to meet you too, as... as well...
- Bye. - Bye.
Boy, you really hate being recognized, don't you?
What?
I'm not going to apologize because I like meeting new people.
If by new people, you mean adoring fans.
So? They're why I do this.
You know I'm not in it for the money or the billboards
or a good table at a restaurant.
Yeah, 'cause you really hate all those things.
I'm just saying, the perks are nice, but that's not why I do this.
You know, it's to connect with people, like Jill just now.
- Her name was Joyce. - Whatever.
The point is, Joyce and people like her, whose lives we really touch,
that's why I do this.
That's why we all do this.
Well, I don't do this anymore because I was fired,
so I am going to go to my job interview at the insurance place
and pretend that I actually care about insurance.
- Mmm. - It shall be my finest performance.
Break a leg, Mularkey.
- She did not. - Yeah.
She broke both her legs. That's what I heard anyway.
- Oh my God, poor Mrs. Hewitt. - Yeah.
Uh, I guess we're getting a sub.
Or they could just, like, cancel class.
Why should we give a shit about made-up stories
when there's real things going on in the world?
Well, sometimes made-up stories are more real than real stories.
That literally doesn't make any sense.
Hey, everybody.
I'm Sam Waverly, and before you even ask, yes, the rumors are true.
I have been sent here from the future to teach you English
so this incredible language can survive after the Earth is destroyed by aliens.
A little bit about me, if it helps.
My favorite piece of punctuation is the semicolon.
My favorite person is my dog, Hamlet.
And from 1969 to 1972, I followed the Grateful Dead.
- No way. - No, he's kidding.
I never kid about the Dead.
- How about you? What lights your fire? - Me? Uh, football, I guess.
- Yeah. Coop's gonna take us to state. - Whoo!
- Great. To state... - I can't wait for this to be over.
What? The class or today?
High school.
You... ...with the secret, what's your story?
Oh, um, that's Tully Hart and her friend.
Kate.
I've sat behind you since ninth grade.
Tully Hart, what is the most interesting thing you've read this year?
Tiger Beat.
You're in luck. Some of the major themes we're gonna be studying this semester
are straight out of Tiger Beat.
Fame, romance, raging hormones, teenage angst...
Because this unit...
This unit is all about...
Shakespeare.
And we're going to be kicking this semester off
with the terrific tragedy Romeo and Juliet.
And because I believe that these magnificent works
are best understood through performance,
I've convinced your principal to let me put on a staged production,
and I encourage each of you to audition.
Even those of you who have never been on stage before.
Tul?
No.
Babe.
No one expects you to write thank-you notes right now.
I want to.
How can you even tell who baked what?
Seems like it's all banana bread.
It is.
Is there a rule when someone gets sick you have to bring banana bread?
I mean, so thoughtful. It's just you'd think there might be more...
- Brownies. - Yeah, cakes.
- Cookies. - A scone?
- Ice cream. - Uncle Sean's here!
Like... Like, anything chocolate.
Hey! Sorry, I hope I'm not interrupting.
I was just in the neighborhood and thinking of you and...
Did Mom ask you to come check on me?
What?
No.
I just wanted to bring you this.
- I made it myself. - Aw.
- Banana bread? That is so thoughtful. - Thank you.
Good.
Yes.
So, how... how's it going? How's... How's the nausea?
Uh, it's not bad.
You know, it's just occasional.
I heard ginger ale really helps.
Oh.
I will remember that.
Ginger ale.
Yeah.
That someone's phone?
Yes, shit. Um...
Where did I put it?
Why is it in the fridge?
Because my brain is fried from chemo.
Ah.
Anyone important?
No, it's just a friend from writing class, Vivian.
Well, that's good you have friends you can lean on right now.
Yeah. Yeah.
Here on the southern coast of Antarctica,
we can see some of the clearest and most devastating effects of global warming.
Behind me lies the largest body of ice in the world, the Ross Ice Shelf.
It's floated atop the Southern Ocean for hundreds of thousands of years.
A natural wonder that is slowly disappearing.
I can't even feel my face.
Thought you'd be used to the cold by now.
Yeah, that's what I told myself when I took this job.
Gotta toughen you up.
It's not just the cold. It's...
The crushing loneliness?
Yeah, you get used to that too.
I hope so.
I also missed people at first, but then I remembered I hate most people.
Out here there's nothing to disturb me, no distractions.
No cell service, nothing.
Well, good thing no one's calling me anymore.
There's got to be someone waiting back home. You're Tully Hart.
Huh.
Trust me.
No one is waiting.
Oh my God. Thank God you're home. Stop me from eating the rest of these.
Stop! I thought you were saving them for the party!
I was.
I needed them. My interview sucked.
They kept asking me about plans for the future like,
"Do you have a boyfriend? Is it serious?"
"What are your plans about marriage and kids?"
It's like, is this a job interview, or are you asking on behalf of my mother?
- Seriously? - Yeah.
And then he kept saying, "We only want somebody who can be here long term."
That is so messed up.
- They would never ask a man that. - Of course not.
Did you give him a piece of your mind?
Totally! I threw a stapler at the guy, called him a sexist, and stormed out.
- Good. - Uh, I'm kidding.
A, I would never do that, and B, I was actually trying to get the job.
You know, this shit happens to women every day.
And it really... It holds us back from getting anywhere with our careers.
I know. But it's not like we can do anything about it.
We're the news.
We have the power to make it better for the next generation.
- We do? - Yes! People like Jill's daughter...
Joyce's daughter.
They're looking to us.
Well, mostly they look to you.
I think there's a story here, Mularkey.
You know what? We'll find something in the want ads.
I'll pose as an applicant, interview for the job,
and then record it with a hidden camera,
and send a guy in with the exact same resume
and compare the interviews, expose the double standard.
- You hate it? - No, I love it. It's amazing.
But how can you go undercover? I mean, you're pretty recognizable at this point.
Shit, you're right.
We need a nobody.
Okay, so the lens is here, so it's got to face this way.
I feel like such a spy!
And here is your fake resume.
Very impressive.
If I ran a medical equipment company, I would want you on my sales team.
Wait, medical equipment?
Yeah. Just keep your answers minimal.
- You're gonna do great. - Okay.
Slight hitch.
Hank just called in sick.
- Shit! - No, no, we can still do this.
- Just send me in. - Really?
Well, I'm no actor, but I think I can pull off the role of a man.
Also, I thought I might try an American accent?
Uh, sure. Kate's going in first, so we'll prep you after.
- Tully. - Roger that.
Roger...
Rog... I'll work on it.
Look at this, eh?
The old team back together, making news.
I've missed this!
Yeah. Me, too.
Okay, guys. Let's hit the road. Showtime.
"Would thou the airy region stream so bright
that birds would sing and think if I were night."
"See how she leans her glove upon her hand."
- Thanks again for coming with me. - Duh.
"Oh, if I were a glove upon her hand, that I might touch that cheek."
Could I get, like, extra credit for this?
No, you get something far less valuable. My respect.
Thank you. All right, who is next? Hmm?
Ah, Tully Hart.
Oh, no, I'm not auditioning.
I'm just here with my friend.
If you're gonna watch your fellow students get up there and bare their souls,
I think you owe them the same.
Mmm.
O Romeo, Romeo.
Where the fuck is Romeo?
Okay! Interesting interpretation.
Next.
Um...
Please.
"O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?"
"Deny thy father and refuse thy name."
"Or if thou wilt not,
be but sworn my love and I'll no longer be a Capulet."
"Tis but thy name that is my enemy."
Uh, "Thou art thyself though not a Montague."
Um...
"What's Montague?"
"It is not hand... It is nor hand nor, um...
...foot nor arm..."
"Nor, uh... nor arm nor, um, face..."
We can't hear you, dear.
A little louder.
"Nor any other part belonging to a man!"
"O be some other name!"
"What's in a name?"
"That which we call a rose...
uh, by any other sweet..." Um...
Sorry, um..
"By any other name...
would smell as sweet."
Whoo!
Thank you so much.
What's your name again?
Kate McKenzie.
So tell me about your experience.
I started in sales about four years ago and worked my way up to manager.
Huh.
Well, I started in sales,
and then a few years later, they kicked me on up to manager.
Impressive.
I can tell, you got leadership skills.
So I used the monthly rewards system and tripled our revenue.
Yeah, I'm not sure how well our team would respond
to that kind of management style,
seems a little aggressive.
Well, Mitch, you know, I see something I want, I just go for it.
Hey. And I appreciate your can-do attitude.
Well, this job involves long hours socializing with clients.
There'll be many nights you won't be able to get home and put dinner on the table.
We work hard and we play hard.
Sounds like my kind of job, Mitch.
Hey, not to get ahead of myself, but, uh, I think you'd make a great fit.
Well, how about that?
Thank you, Miss MacKenzie.
We'll let you know.
Super.
The guy wants to golf with me on the weekend!
He wants me in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant.
Oh! This is so good. I cannot wait to bust his ass.
Hey, this is private property. No trespassing.
Holy Moses.
You're Tully Hart.
I am. What's your name?
- Howard. - Howard. That's a nice name.
I take it you work here.
Security detail.
Well, they're lucky to have you. You're obviously very good at your job.
I can't believe it's really you. I watch you every night on KPOC.
Wait, are you guys doing a news story right now?
I knew our stethoscopes were defective.
Mmm.
Listen, Howard, you're clearly a man who appreciates good journalism.
The truth is, I need to question this office manager for my story,
and it won't work without the element of surprise.
Is there any way you could maybe just let us in without an appointment?
Well...
okay.
- For you, Miss Hart. - Oh please, my friends call me Tully.
Sure.
Tully.
Uh...
You guys owe me a drink.
Hell of a shoot today, kid. And you still got all your fingers.
You getting excited to get back home?
I don't know.
Home hasn't really felt the same since I lost my best friend.
I'm so sorry.
When did she pass?
Oh no.
No, she...
- We just stopped speaking. - Oh!
She's actually probably great without me fucking her life up.
Well, if you're not so eager to get home,
you could always tag along with me and the crew to our next shoot.
The Galápagos?
It's warm there.
And you cannot beat the view.
Oh.
Galápa-gorgeous. Mmm!
Well, I could use the sun.
I should warn you,
the budget's crap.
Nobody cares about giant tortoises.
Well...
...maybe they will if there's a little star power attached.
Oh.
Ugh!
Mmm.
I look gross.
You look beautiful.
Is that Kate Mularkey?
- Hey! Hi. - Oh! And Marah. Look at that dress.
We're formal shopping, too.
So exciting.
I love that hat. Such a fun look.
- Thank you. - So...
How are you?
I'm good. Yeah.
My treatment's going very smoothly,
and I'm so lucky to have a really great team of doctors,
and, you know, we're just kind of taking it one step at a time.
You're amazing.
You know, that's so inspiring,
and I mean this,
if there is anything I can do to help...
Well, hey, if you want to pay for that dress...
Oh, um, okay!
- Of course. - Oh God, no. No, I was kidding, I...
Oh!
Mmm.
- Uh, Kate, are... are you all right? - Mom?
I'm... I'm good.
I'm fine, thanks. I just, um, need a...
Can I get you some water?
Oh!
Oh, you poor thing, come sit down.
Um, ma'am, is everything all right?
My friend is battling cancer.
- Oh. - I am so sorry.
Um, I'm okay. I think we're probably just gonna...
We're going to go. Sandra, it was so nice to see you.
Uh, would you like me to put this on hold for you?
Yes, that... We're gonna... We're gonna come back.
Okay.
We're never going back there, are we?
You can go.
No, I can't.
I'm so sorry, honey.
Mom, it's okay.
I'll make it up to you, okay?
Next weekend, I'm gonna take you to the mall.
They have like a way better selection anyway.
Okay.
Can we go inside now?
Yeah, you go ahead, and I'll... I'll be inside in one sec.
Fuck.
You've got Tully. Make it good or I won't call you back.
I just thought I'd try you again.
God only knows why I keep trying.
I mean, you're obviously ignoring me.
Is this payback for me not talking to you after the accident?
See, this is what drives me crazy.
You fucked up, and yet you're the one holding the grudge.
I'm supposed to be holding the grudge.
You know, don't even bother calling back.
You've got Tully. Make it good or I won't call you back.
I didn't mean that.
You should...
call me back.
If you want. I mean, if you don't want to and you're just done,
then you don't have to, but, um...
I, um...
I just really need you. Okay?
I think that's why I keep calling you.
Just to hear your voice.
Even if it's only to...
...hear it on a voicemail.
It's just that, um...
...things have been really bad and, uh, just hard, and I, um...
Just call me back, okay?
Or don't.
Don't get my hopes up, Tul.
You're the only one in class who's read the play before, for fun.
Because you're weird.
But you deserve to be Juliet, okay?
- If Waverly doesn't see it, he's an idiot. - Romeo! Romeo!
I get to sword fight, and at the end, I get to stab myself in the guts.
Oh, dude!
Okay, come on, the list is up.
What the hell?
Congratulations, Tully.
Don't congratulate me.
It's obviously a mistake. I'm not supposed to be Juliet.
- Kate... - I... I'm fine, I'm fine.
No, um, I'm playing Servant One.
Uh, we both knew I wasn't gonna get the lead, okay?
I'm just... I'm not a Juliet.
Well, neither am I!
What the hell, Mr. Waverly?
Good afternoon to you, too.
Why would you cast me when you knew I didn't want the part?
I liked your audition.
I didn't even try.
You may not have been trying to be Juliet,
but you sure as hell were putting on a performance, like you do in class.
Okay. But there are girls who actually wanted to be Juliet, like Kate Mularkey.
Kate Mularkey is already an A student.
You should be an A student.
Yet according to Miss Hewitt, you maintain a C average?
Now, it's my job to find a way to get you stoked on English lit,
and I think the play is the thing.
What?
Admit it, you love the spotlight.
It makes you... It makes you feel powerful.
Invincible.
At least consider it.
If not for me,
then out of respect for the immortal words of Shakespeare.
To beer or not to beer.
Oh, we've got plenty of ale to get you pissed.
Plus tea and biscuits, sausage rolls.
- So Theo rented us this motorbike in Rome... - No, no, no.
...and he fell off of it trying to start it.
- And it just ripped the back of his pants. - No!
Yeah, yeah. Now, all the way through the center.
It was... It was horrifying.
- And hilarious. - I bet.
For you. You know, this one laughed so hard that she started snorting.
Oh yeah, she does that.
Like that!
But you know what? I think that was the precise moment
that I truly fell in love.
Hey, you know what's funny, uh, her last boyfriend was also British.
No, Dad, he was Australian, actually.
Whatever. Same difference.
Anyway, I could just tell that you're not the snooty type. Hmm?
You're all right.
Thank you so much, Mr. Mularkey.
- That means... - Ah, please, call me Bud.
Bud, then. How about another beer, Bud?
- Twist my arm. - Oh!
Oh! He's strong.
I'll be right back.
I love him!
Isn't he so great?
Oh, and so just sweet and polite and attentive and handsome.
- Yeah, he's good-looking. - Yeah.
I know, God, he's so...
So much better than Johnny.
What?
Yeah. Oh, it's like night and day.
You don't need to say night and day.
Oh, you know, you... you traded up.
- Way up! - Way up.
- Mom... - Yeah.
It's not a competition.
It's... it's true, your mother and I are so relieved
you finally kicked Johnny to the curb and found a real man.
That trip over the pond?
It did you wonders.
Hey, man! I didn't know you were coming!
Hey. Yeah, I guess so... Oh!
- Sean! Wow, everyone's here! - One sec.
- Good to see ya. - Well, speak of the devil.
Johnny. Hi.
What... What are you doing here?
Yeah, sorry, I didn't realize you were... you were having a party.
Oh, no, it's just having some family over so they can all meet Theo.
- Sure, yeah, I'll let you get back to it. - So wait, what did you wanna...
Oh, just that, um...
Stan loved the story,
and, uh, you know, I told him how much you helped with it,
and he wants to hire you back.
I probably could've just told you that over the phone, but, um, anyway,
the job's yours, if you want it.
Wow.
Johnny, I don't know what to say.
Thank you.
No worries, Mularkey.
Sorry, everyone, um, if I could just have your attention.
I would just like to say a few words, if I may.
Well, firstly, I, uh...
Well, we,
Diana and, uh, and I...
I'm gonna take these off. I can't hear a bloody thing. Um...
We...
...we so appreciate all of you coming to this little shindig.
They say that it's not where you go,
it's who you're with.
And... And Kate here is just about the best traveling companion
that anyone could ever ask for.
There are about a thousand different places
- that I cannot wait to go with you. - Mmm.
And there is something that I wanted to ask you.
Oh, he is!
Kathleen Scarlett Mularkey...
...will you marry me?
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Oh my gosh!
Come on!
- Oh my God! - Wait.
So...
This is Granny's.
Oh my God! Oh my God!
- Oh my God! Oh my God! - Oh my God!
- I'm engaged! - Oh my God!
Oh. We are so happy for you!
- Welcome to the family, Theo! - Thank you so much.
Come here, you!
Okay!
So beautiful!
Wait, let me get my camera!
- Oh my God. - Come on.
Oh.
Don't be scared.
It's me, Howard!
Security guy? From the other day?
How did you...
I did a little detective work to find out where you live.
I was gonna knock, but your front door was already open.
What's the party for?
Listen, Howard,
you can't be here.
But...
we're friends.
You said.
I... I... I helped you with your story.
I got in trouble at work for you.
I'm sorry, but...
I mean, what?
Are you too busy to talk to me?
Too big of a star?
You need to leave.
That's bullshit. You owe me.
Help! Help me! Help!
Call the police!
- Stay down! Stop moving! - Oh my God, Tully!
- All right, I got him, I got him! - Get down!
Grab his legs!
- Here we go. - Mom, I'm fine. Truly.
Oh sweetie, it's... it's okay if you're not.
I... I just... I want to be here for you.
And you are.
I... I just don't want you to worry about me.
You look exhausted.
Yeah, sometimes that happens with chemo.
It's... It's normal, it's fine.
I've been reading about how mental health is also important on this journey.
Your thinking creates your reality.
I've been reading this book, uh, called The Secret.
I know that Johnny is taking wonderful care of you, and...
But I do see the toll this is taking on him.
Mom, he's fine.
We're all fine.
Everybody is fine.
Have you thought about reaching out to Tully?
If... If ever there was a time you might need a friend.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll think about it.
Well, then.
"But soft... But soft..."
"But soft, what light through yonder window breaks..."
Oh!
- Oh, I'm... I'm sorry. No, um... - I didn't realize anyone else was in here.
No, no. I'm... I'm not...
Um, I'm not really in here. Um...
I just, uh... I'm not even sure that we're allowed to be in here.
Um, well, who knew Kate Mularkey was such a rule breaker?
Um...
- You know my name? - What?
Of course I know your name. We go to school together, dummy.
Yeah, we've just... We've never, um...
spoken.
Yeah, it's because you're always being mysterious with Tully Hart.
Uh, I can... I can introduce you two, uh, if you want.
I know she seems all cool and mysterious, but she's actually sweet and normal.
Thanks. I'll meet her though. She's... She's playing Juliet.
- Right. Um... - Right.
- You two will be perfect together... - I doubt it though, seriously.
'Cause I don't understand what half of this shit means.
Look at this.
"Arise, fair sun...
and kill the envious moon."
What does that even mean?
I don't know. This all seems like a bunch of gibberish
that people pretend to understand so they seem smart.
Oh, well, um...
Well, he's saying that she's so beautiful that even the moon is jealous of her,
which is really saying something
because, you know, in mythology the moon is the guardian of virgins or something,
and that...
I read it last year,
just for fun, and then the Cliff Notes,
uh, not to cheat or anything, though, just because it's...
Kate?
Hello?
Shh.
Hey.
There you are. I couldn't find you. What are you doing in here?
Uh, nothing. I'm just practicing my... my line.
You were not.
No, I was... I was crying in here over the stupid play,
but I didn't want you to feel bad.
Really? You don't look sad.
You actually look really happy. What's up with you?
Okay, um...
Something really wonderful just happened, and, um, it was unexpected and... and weird.
- And I'm not even really sure it was real. - What are you talking about?
"This bud of love, by summer's ripening breath,
may prove a beauteous flower when next we meet!"
That flight wrecked me.
How much longer to the hotel?
Uh, only a couple of miles.
First rule of this life,
always give yourself a couple days to sleep off the jet lag
before hopping on your next flight.
Mmm.
I'd like to explore a little while we're here.
Chile is beautiful.
- I mean, when it's light out. - Hm.
It's kind of amazing,
jumping from country to country,
never really knowing...
...where your next adventure will bring you.
- You're turning into one of us. - Hmm.
Oh, man, it's so good to get calls again. Hello?
Ooh. I'm gonna check my phone.
- I forgot what civilization feels like. - Mmm.
Tul?
Everyone's gone.
Except Theo.
He wants to stay the night to keep guard.
Definitely husband material.
I was so proud when people started to recognize me,
when they wanted to meet me.
But I guess if everyone knows who you are, the creeps and the weirdos do too.
Oh honey.
I just wanna hide,
tear down that stupid billboard.
No, Tul.
You worked so hard to get where you are.
And yeah, maybe we need to be a little more careful.
You know, we won't leave our door unlocked,
or we'll get an unlisted number,
but we're gonna keep you safe.
I will never ever let another creep near you ever again.
It's not just that.
You're getting married.
- To that brave British man out there. - Oh my God!
- It does not even seem real. - Tell me about it.
That ring is intense.
Yeah.
How am I gonna survive without you?
Oh, don't be crazy.
I'm always gonna be here.
You're fucking stuck with me forever.
♪ Hello, it's me... ♪
What are you doing here?
She called me.
What's going on?
She's upstairs.
♪ And I'm sure you're asleep ♪
♪ In another city ♪
♪ I just called to say... ♪
♪ I'm doing okay ♪
♪ I just called to say ♪
♪ I'm doing okay ♪
♪ Since you went away ♪
♪ From me ♪
♪ I miss you ♪