1 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:06,939 Of all the dumb-ass stunts you kids ever pulled... 2 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:10,875 this little California adventure takes the dumb-ass cake! 3 00:00:13,113 --> 00:00:16,708 We are very disappointed in you, Eric. 4 00:00:16,783 --> 00:00:19,115 Even though going to California to rescue Donna... 5 00:00:19,185 --> 00:00:23,121 is one of the most romantic things I've ever heard of. 6 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:27,319 That's true. If he had gone by horse, they would have made it a movie. 7 00:00:27,394 --> 00:00:30,124 Look, Mr. Forman... 8 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:33,632 before you get all... scary and pink... 9 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:35,998 I just want to say that... 10 00:00:36,069 --> 00:00:40,301 running away to California was completely selfish and immature. 11 00:00:40,373 --> 00:00:46,005 And, as for me, as long as I live under your roof and eat your food... 12 00:00:46,079 --> 00:00:48,070 I should be doing things your way. 13 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:52,981 What a load of crap! 14 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,078 You two are not above the law. 15 00:00:55,155 --> 00:00:57,680 Now, Eric, hand over the keys to the Vista Cruiser. 16 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:00,826 What? Dad, no. 17 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:03,158 The Cruiser's my Batmobile. 18 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:08,991 Without it, I'm just a guy in a silly outfit. 19 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,663 Now, Eric. 20 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:14,036 A little time apart will do you kids some good. 21 00:01:14,107 --> 00:01:16,940 So, Donna, I transferred you to the Catholic high school- 22 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:19,570 Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow. 23 00:01:21,281 --> 00:01:24,546 - What? - That's right. You're starting this week... 24 00:01:24,617 --> 00:01:26,778 so you better get out your Bible and brush up... 25 00:01:26,853 --> 00:01:29,344 on your Ten Commandments and that thing about the dwarfs. 26 00:01:32,692 --> 00:01:36,685 ( Fez Singing ) 27 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:40,756 ( Continues ) 28 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,869 - What the hell? - Fez! 29 00:01:45,205 --> 00:01:49,699 ( Ends ) 30 00:01:51,211 --> 00:01:54,840 Wait a second. 31 00:01:54,914 --> 00:01:57,382 You two look sweaty and guilty. 32 00:02:00,820 --> 00:02:03,311 Have you been eating my candy? 33 00:02:05,925 --> 00:02:08,826 - What candy? - I didn't say ''candy.'' 34 00:02:10,396 --> 00:02:13,661 And I certainly don't have any candy hidden in the garage. 35 00:02:16,836 --> 00:02:19,566 ( Monotone ) I will be in the garage. 36 00:02:23,343 --> 00:02:26,210 Oh, God. Steven, that was way too close. 37 00:02:26,279 --> 00:02:30,010 You need to learn to keep your hands off me. 38 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:33,211 Me? You're the one who can't keep her tongue to herself. 39 00:02:34,687 --> 00:02:38,054 Please. I let you fool around with me out of pity. 40 00:02:38,124 --> 00:02:40,957 You know what your problem is? You're really cute... 41 00:02:41,027 --> 00:02:43,723 so no one ever told you to shut your piehole. 42 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:49,460 You think I'm cute? 43 00:02:50,970 --> 00:02:53,530 Shut your piehole! 44 00:02:58,478 --> 00:03:00,469 ( Rock Group Singing ) 45 00:03:22,368 --> 00:03:24,233 ( Ends ) 46 00:03:24,304 --> 00:03:27,239 ( Man Shouts Greeting ) 47 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,814 - ( Door Opens ) - ( Footsteps ) 48 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:37,941 ( Kelso ) Oh, Catholic school? 49 00:03:38,017 --> 00:03:39,951 That's rough. 50 00:03:40,019 --> 00:03:41,953 - Yeah, my dad took away my slingshot- - ( TVTheme Music ) 51 00:03:42,021 --> 00:03:44,182 so I'm feeling it pretty bad too. 52 00:03:47,627 --> 00:03:49,561 What were you guys doing? 53 00:03:49,629 --> 00:03:51,620 Uh, we're just watching, uh- 54 00:03:51,698 --> 00:03:54,189 This old lady's eatin' a fish. 55 00:03:56,703 --> 00:03:59,263 Look,Jackie... 56 00:03:59,339 --> 00:04:01,273 we've been avoiding each other. 57 00:04:01,341 --> 00:04:04,242 I think it's time we hash this thing out. 58 00:04:04,310 --> 00:04:06,335 It's okay. I'm good. 59 00:04:08,348 --> 00:04:11,146 I can see you're devastated over losing me. 60 00:04:16,689 --> 00:04:20,420 You know what, Michael? I'm fine. Really. 61 00:04:20,493 --> 00:04:22,484 You sound brave. 62 00:04:23,830 --> 00:04:27,095 But inside you're a scrambled mess. 63 00:04:27,166 --> 00:04:29,600 Just remember this. I'll always be there for you... 64 00:04:29,669 --> 00:04:33,196 in case you have any physical needs, all right? 65 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,264 ( Groans ) 66 00:04:35,341 --> 00:04:37,707 Damn, Hyde. What was that for? 67 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:40,541 I just missed you, man. 68 00:04:42,348 --> 00:04:45,181 Wait. Donna, you're actually gonna go to Catholic school? 69 00:04:45,251 --> 00:04:47,219 Not just Catholic school- 70 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,517 Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow. 71 00:04:51,524 --> 00:04:53,515 That means ''sad forever.'' 72 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:57,121 Eric, we're never even gonna see each other. 73 00:04:57,196 --> 00:05:00,256 Yeah, I know. And I can't even drive you to school. 74 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:03,461 And we can forget about any lunchtime hokey-pokey. 75 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,364 ( Quoting Lyric ) 76 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:11,944 Man, it sucks not having a car. 77 00:05:12,011 --> 00:05:14,070 Well, I'm gonna go drive mine. 78 00:05:15,615 --> 00:05:18,743 - Catch you guys later. - Wait, wait, Steven. Where are you going? 79 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:22,151 - What do you care? - I don't. 80 00:05:22,221 --> 00:05:25,247 - ( Door Closes ) - Um... 81 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,259 you know, I just remembered... 82 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,318 that I have to go to the mall... 83 00:05:29,395 --> 00:05:33,161 because they're having this big Monday Madness sale. 84 00:05:33,232 --> 00:05:36,292 Jackie? It's Tuesday. 85 00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:39,270 See? Total madness! 86 00:05:42,642 --> 00:05:47,170 Poor kid, trying to replace me with shopping. ( Scoffs ) 87 00:05:47,246 --> 00:05:49,339 Eric, what are we gonna do? 88 00:05:49,415 --> 00:05:53,408 I mean, if I go to this school, our senior year is ruined. 89 00:05:53,486 --> 00:05:56,717 I mean, we're not even gonna graduate together. 90 00:05:56,789 --> 00:06:01,123 You know what? Bob is not sending you to that Catholic school. 91 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:03,890 Now we're gonna sit down, we're gonna figure out what we're gonna do. 92 00:06:03,963 --> 00:06:07,296 Guys? Let's get serious. 93 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:10,393 ( Stereo:Rock ) 94 00:06:10,470 --> 00:06:12,404 It's simple. 95 00:06:12,472 --> 00:06:14,906 I'm gonna march over there and talk to Bob. 96 00:06:14,974 --> 00:06:16,965 I love a good march. 97 00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:21,175 My birthday is in March. 98 00:06:21,247 --> 00:06:24,739 And then it's on to April. 99 00:06:24,817 --> 00:06:26,751 April showers. 100 00:06:26,819 --> 00:06:29,117 Oh! The Seduction of Eric Forman... 101 00:06:29,188 --> 00:06:31,986 starring in the insatiable April Showers. 102 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:36,252 Are you really gonna go talk to my dad for me? 103 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:38,627 Eric, you're so sweet and brave. 104 00:06:38,698 --> 00:06:42,429 Pound for pound, you're like the bravest guy in the whole world. 105 00:06:42,502 --> 00:06:45,437 I love you so much! 106 00:06:45,505 --> 00:06:48,599 Well, my candy is safe. 107 00:06:48,674 --> 00:06:50,904 But something was up with Jackie. 108 00:06:50,977 --> 00:06:55,346 She looked scared- like a deer in the headlights with his pants down. 109 00:06:57,283 --> 00:06:59,774 Man, I feel sorry forJackie. 110 00:06:59,852 --> 00:07:02,878 I mean, to have to look at this all day and not be able to touch it? 111 00:07:02,955 --> 00:07:04,889 I can't even do that! 112 00:07:06,959 --> 00:07:10,292 - I love you. - I love you more. 113 00:07:12,465 --> 00:07:14,899 Sexy. 114 00:07:14,967 --> 00:07:18,767 Hey! You two quit it! Okay? This circle is sacred. 115 00:07:18,838 --> 00:07:21,739 You don't do anything in here that you wouldn't do in a church! 116 00:07:21,808 --> 00:07:24,971 No, wait. In a cemetery. 117 00:07:25,044 --> 00:07:28,639 Wait. In the teachers' lounge. 118 00:07:28,714 --> 00:07:30,807 Man, I've done it everywhere. 119 00:07:35,655 --> 00:07:39,421 - ( Stereo: Pop ) - Okay. This is my Michael box. 120 00:07:39,492 --> 00:07:41,824 I saved everything that loser ever gave me. 121 00:07:43,996 --> 00:07:47,659 Hmm. One-year anniversary. 122 00:07:53,573 --> 00:07:56,633 What a moron! 123 00:07:56,709 --> 00:08:00,304 Well, you know, I guess Kelso's really history for you. 124 00:08:00,379 --> 00:08:03,439 I never thought that'd happen till you met someone else. 125 00:08:04,951 --> 00:08:07,181 You met someone else! 126 00:08:07,253 --> 00:08:10,051 ( Scoffs ) What? 127 00:08:10,122 --> 00:08:12,886 Someone else? That's crazy! 128 00:08:12,959 --> 00:08:15,325 You're crazy. 129 00:08:15,394 --> 00:08:17,385 Shut your piehole! 130 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:23,860 - ( Can Tab Pops ) - Hey, check it out. 131 00:08:23,936 --> 00:08:28,635 I was at the bakery, and this crumb cake came fresh out of the oven. 132 00:08:28,708 --> 00:08:32,474 And when I think crumb cake, I think Bob. 133 00:08:32,545 --> 00:08:35,742 Uh-huh. What do you want? 134 00:08:35,815 --> 00:08:39,216 I want to talk to you about Donna and that Catholic school. 135 00:08:39,285 --> 00:08:42,743 Crumb cake isn't gonna get me to change my mind. 136 00:08:42,822 --> 00:08:45,222 Are you sure? ( Sniffs ) 137 00:08:47,326 --> 00:08:50,591 Those are real crumbs. 138 00:08:50,663 --> 00:08:53,598 She's going to that school, and that's final. 139 00:08:53,666 --> 00:08:56,134 Okay. Fine. 140 00:08:56,202 --> 00:09:00,571 But know this. I am prepared to fight this with every fiber of my being. 141 00:09:04,744 --> 00:09:07,304 ( Choir Singing ) 142 00:09:10,783 --> 00:09:14,412 ( Ends ) 143 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:18,484 On the other hand... 144 00:09:22,461 --> 00:09:25,953 you-you can't put a price on a good education. 145 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:36,569 I can't believe they're making you wear those knee-high socks every day. 146 00:09:36,642 --> 00:09:39,634 - ( Mouths Word ) - ( Door Opens ) 147 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:44,773 What the hell? 148 00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:47,045 Oh, my God! 149 00:09:47,119 --> 00:09:49,747 I'm blind! 150 00:09:49,822 --> 00:09:52,723 -Jackie! - Get off me! 151 00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:57,996 Great outfit! 152 00:10:07,119 --> 00:10:11,488 Okay, so, um, what exactly did you see? 153 00:10:14,827 --> 00:10:16,761 Hands, tongues. 154 00:10:16,829 --> 00:10:19,662 Yours, his. It was horrible! 155 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:25,000 You were like Siamese twins joined at the beard. 156 00:10:27,539 --> 00:10:31,498 Hey, it was her fault, man. She threw herself at me. 157 00:10:34,513 --> 00:10:37,414 No, no. You were on top of me. 158 00:10:37,483 --> 00:10:40,247 You pulled me. 159 00:10:40,319 --> 00:10:42,913 I've done a lot of partying, so, you know... 160 00:10:42,988 --> 00:10:44,922 my balance is off. 161 00:10:46,125 --> 00:10:49,652 This is impossible. You two hate each other. 162 00:10:49,728 --> 00:10:54,028 - Kelso is gonna freak out! - ( Gasps ) Kelso! 163 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:57,691 Settle down, Esmeralda. 164 00:11:00,372 --> 00:11:02,704 Kelso doesn't need to know about this. 165 00:11:02,774 --> 00:11:06,574 Yeah, look, it's just a meaningless fling, okay? We can stop whenever we want. 166 00:11:06,645 --> 00:11:10,581 - Well, then maybe you should. - Why do you even care? 167 00:11:10,649 --> 00:11:12,981 Because you're breaking up the band, Yoko! 168 00:11:17,256 --> 00:11:19,190 ( Footsteps ) 169 00:11:20,826 --> 00:11:23,488 Well, naughty ladies wear plaid. 170 00:11:25,030 --> 00:11:27,260 Fez, please. 171 00:11:27,332 --> 00:11:30,927 That's right. Beg for it, sexy schoolgirl. 172 00:11:31,003 --> 00:11:34,063 Fez, we just caught these two Frenching... 173 00:11:34,139 --> 00:11:37,165 like a couple of French people at a Frenching festival. 174 00:11:38,510 --> 00:11:42,310 What? That's impossible. You two hate each other. 175 00:11:42,381 --> 00:11:45,748 I said- I just said that. 176 00:11:45,817 --> 00:11:49,218 Okay, you are gonna tell us how this happened right now. 177 00:11:49,288 --> 00:11:52,746 Ooh, I like it when you order me around in that uniform. 178 00:11:56,862 --> 00:11:59,626 Okay, fine. Look, I'll just tell you what happened. 179 00:11:59,698 --> 00:12:02,633 It was a few weeks after Donna and Michael left... 180 00:12:02,701 --> 00:12:05,101 and Steven invited me over to listen to a new record. 181 00:12:05,170 --> 00:12:07,104 I'm glad you're here. 182 00:12:07,172 --> 00:12:09,140 Check it out. 183 00:12:10,976 --> 00:12:13,240 ( Women Singing Disco ) 184 00:12:13,312 --> 00:12:15,405 Isn't it the coolest? 185 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:17,641 Don't you just wanna shake it? 186 00:12:20,285 --> 00:12:23,083 - ( Needle Scratches Record ) - ( Hyde ) Wait. Time out on the fiield. 187 00:12:23,155 --> 00:12:25,988 I don't shake it, and I don't listen to ABBA. 188 00:12:28,260 --> 00:12:32,162 Whatever. It's my story. Anyway- 189 00:12:32,231 --> 00:12:34,222 ( Resumes ) 190 00:12:34,299 --> 00:12:37,268 (Jackie ) I could totally tell he was trying to make a move. 191 00:12:37,336 --> 00:12:40,601 Then he held me real close and said- 192 00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:42,936 May I kiss you, milady? 193 00:12:43,008 --> 00:12:45,499 ( Ends ) 194 00:12:49,248 --> 00:12:52,684 Hyde, I had no idea you could be so formal. 195 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:58,048 Come on. She's so full of crap. 196 00:12:58,123 --> 00:13:02,457 Then why don't you tell us what really happened, milady? 197 00:13:05,631 --> 00:13:07,622 Fine. Fine, okay? 198 00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:09,963 So I'm hanging out in the basement like I usually do... 199 00:13:10,035 --> 00:13:11,969 when Jackie showed up. 200 00:13:12,037 --> 00:13:14,232 - It was obvious she wanted me. - I want you. 201 00:13:14,306 --> 00:13:16,240 That's obvious. 202 00:13:20,112 --> 00:13:22,808 God, that's crazy. 203 00:13:22,881 --> 00:13:25,349 No, you so came on to me first. 204 00:13:25,417 --> 00:13:27,544 You said that you didn't have a new boyfriend. 205 00:13:27,619 --> 00:13:31,350 - He is not my boyfriend. - I'm not her boyfriend. They just don't get it. 206 00:13:31,423 --> 00:13:33,357 No. Why would they? 207 00:13:33,425 --> 00:13:35,359 Let's go, baby. 208 00:13:42,834 --> 00:13:44,927 I'm leaving too. 209 00:13:45,003 --> 00:13:47,301 This basement's tainted for me now. 210 00:13:50,342 --> 00:13:53,675 Well, I still want to know how the hell all this happened. 211 00:13:59,017 --> 00:14:02,544 - ( Crowd Cheering ) - ( Game Show Theme ) 212 00:14:02,621 --> 00:14:05,021 Another old lady. 213 00:14:05,090 --> 00:14:07,558 She can't even reach the wheel! 214 00:14:08,994 --> 00:14:11,519 I can't watch The Price is Right again. I just can't. 215 00:14:11,596 --> 00:14:13,530 ( Bell Dings ) 216 00:14:13,598 --> 00:14:15,896 - God, the summer totally sucks. - ( Bell Dings ) 217 00:14:15,967 --> 00:14:18,902 - There's nothing to do. - ( Crowd Cheering ) 218 00:14:18,970 --> 00:14:21,029 - ( Bell Dings ) - ( Crowd Cheering ) 219 00:14:28,980 --> 00:14:31,107 ( Bell Dinging ) 220 00:14:36,154 --> 00:14:38,088 ( Woman On TV) I bid one dollar, Bob. 221 00:14:38,156 --> 00:14:41,421 ( Crowd Booing ) 222 00:14:41,493 --> 00:14:43,427 ( Bell Dinging ) 223 00:14:46,498 --> 00:14:48,762 Hey. I'm gonna take Donna to school. 224 00:14:48,834 --> 00:14:51,428 Oh! That's right. 225 00:14:51,503 --> 00:14:56,497 Dad took away my car when I did that really super-romantic thing. 226 00:14:59,010 --> 00:15:02,104 Well, I guess we were only reunited just to be... 227 00:15:02,180 --> 00:15:04,205 ripped apart again. 228 00:15:05,984 --> 00:15:08,111 Like Romeo and Juliet. 229 00:15:09,955 --> 00:15:12,480 You know... 230 00:15:12,557 --> 00:15:15,822 why don't you take the car this one time? 231 00:15:17,295 --> 00:15:19,263 It'll be our little secret. 232 00:15:19,331 --> 00:15:22,095 - ( Whispering ) Okay. - ( Whispering ) Okay. Shh! 233 00:15:25,470 --> 00:15:27,563 Where do you think you're going? 234 00:15:28,974 --> 00:15:31,909 Mom said I could. 235 00:15:31,977 --> 00:15:35,777 - ( Keys Jingle ) - You just bought yourself another week, kiddo. 236 00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:38,975 Look, Dad, I need my car. 237 00:15:40,318 --> 00:15:42,582 Don't you remember when you were in high school? 238 00:15:42,654 --> 00:15:44,747 I bet you had some good times... 239 00:15:44,823 --> 00:15:48,088 driving around senior year with your friends. 240 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:52,654 My senior year, I was driving a gunboat around Okinawa. 241 00:15:55,634 --> 00:16:01,163 And if you count theJapanese snipers as my friends... 242 00:16:01,239 --> 00:16:03,673 then, yes, I had some good times. 243 00:16:07,446 --> 00:16:09,380 You have to understand, Eric. 244 00:16:09,448 --> 00:16:13,043 It's not that your father's trying to be a bad guy. 245 00:16:13,118 --> 00:16:16,781 It's just that he's been irreparably damaged by war. 246 00:16:20,025 --> 00:16:24,621 I'm just sick of you doing whatever the hell you want. 247 00:16:24,696 --> 00:16:28,393 Your father and I feel that you're not taking yourself seriously. 248 00:16:28,467 --> 00:16:30,401 - Hmm. - ( Choir Vocalizing ) 249 00:16:30,469 --> 00:16:33,233 You are such a talented young man. 250 00:16:33,305 --> 00:16:35,899 ( Continues ) 251 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:51,416 - ( Ends ) - Eric! 252 00:16:51,490 --> 00:16:54,288 Oh. Uh, yeah. 253 00:16:54,359 --> 00:16:56,520 Forget about the car. I gotta go. 254 00:17:00,999 --> 00:17:05,265 Oh, look how cute in her little uniform.! 255 00:17:09,441 --> 00:17:13,275 I'm gonna have to lock him in his room and poke his eyes out. 256 00:17:16,948 --> 00:17:19,280 - ( Stereo: Rock ) - Here's what I don't get about Fantasy Island. 257 00:17:19,351 --> 00:17:22,047 You know when you get off the plane, and you see Mr. Roarke... 258 00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:24,111 and that little kid in the white suit? 259 00:17:27,292 --> 00:17:30,887 Well, if it's me, I'm like, ''This is creepy,'' right? 260 00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:33,624 So I just grab a free daiquiri... 261 00:17:33,698 --> 00:17:36,292 and I'm out of there. 262 00:17:39,137 --> 00:17:41,799 - Whoa! - Whoa! 263 00:17:44,142 --> 00:17:46,702 ( Sighs ) Grow up. It's just a uniform. 264 00:17:46,778 --> 00:17:49,269 - Sorry. - You're right. I'm sorry. 265 00:17:49,347 --> 00:17:51,281 Oh! 266 00:17:51,349 --> 00:17:54,546 ( Laughing ) Oh! 267 00:17:54,619 --> 00:17:58,419 Man, that was totally worth waiting for. 268 00:17:58,490 --> 00:18:01,323 - I agree. Now we can go. - ( Kelso Laughs ) 269 00:18:03,428 --> 00:18:05,362 How was your first day? 270 00:18:05,430 --> 00:18:08,524 Grim. This nun totally spanked me with a ruler. 271 00:18:15,574 --> 00:18:19,943 Yet another reason I wish I was a ruler. 272 00:18:22,514 --> 00:18:24,448 ( Clears Throat ) 273 00:18:24,516 --> 00:18:26,507 ( Door Closes ) 274 00:18:27,852 --> 00:18:29,945 - Wait a minute! - Weird! 275 00:18:32,424 --> 00:18:37,225 Okay. Now you guys are sitting together? 276 00:18:37,295 --> 00:18:40,753 Oh, my God. You guys aren't just fooling around. 277 00:18:40,832 --> 00:18:43,232 You care about her. 278 00:18:43,301 --> 00:18:47,328 I do not. She sickens me. 279 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:51,905 No. No, no. I'm the one who's sickened, okay? 280 00:18:51,977 --> 00:18:55,913 I'm not supposed to be seen with scruffy guys like you. 281 00:18:55,981 --> 00:18:58,814 I date guys I can take out in public. 282 00:19:01,219 --> 00:19:04,279 Yet you continue with this abomination! 283 00:19:06,658 --> 00:19:10,025 You know, you guys have to tell Kelso. 284 00:19:10,095 --> 00:19:14,657 Or we'll tell Kelso. Shall we? 285 00:19:14,733 --> 00:19:16,701 Wait. No, no, no. Okay, guys. Look. 286 00:19:16,768 --> 00:19:19,202 What if we just break it off right now? 287 00:19:19,270 --> 00:19:21,238 - Then he never has to know. - Really? 288 00:19:21,306 --> 00:19:23,968 Look, there's nothing to even break off, so it's fine by me. 289 00:19:24,042 --> 00:19:26,510 Yes. This is what I want to hear. 290 00:19:26,578 --> 00:19:29,775 It'll be like it never happened. 291 00:19:29,848 --> 00:19:33,750 Donna, come. Let us leave this unholy thing behind. 292 00:19:35,387 --> 00:19:37,878 ( Door Closes ) 293 00:19:37,956 --> 00:19:40,356 Steven, do I really sicken you? 294 00:19:40,425 --> 00:19:42,552 No. 295 00:19:42,627 --> 00:19:46,119 I sicken me because you're supposed to sicken me, but you don't. 296 00:19:49,968 --> 00:19:51,902 Well, I feel the same way. 297 00:19:51,970 --> 00:19:54,370 I mean, I like how scruffy you are. 298 00:19:55,874 --> 00:19:57,865 Of course you do. 299 00:20:00,278 --> 00:20:03,509 Man, you know what? Screw it. Let's just do what we want, okay? 300 00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:09,209 - Okay. What about Michael? - Details, baby. Details. 301 00:20:12,023 --> 00:20:15,186 So, uh, how's that uniform working out for you? 302 00:20:15,260 --> 00:20:17,922 Stop! 303 00:20:17,996 --> 00:20:22,558 Do you- Do you feel like a good girl that just can't help being bad? 304 00:20:25,537 --> 00:20:27,937 Be bad, Donna. ( Whispering ) I won't tell. 305 00:20:31,342 --> 00:20:34,937 Eric, it's not funny. 306 00:20:35,013 --> 00:20:37,777 I actually have to go to this school every day now. 307 00:20:37,849 --> 00:20:39,817 Without-Without you. 308 00:20:39,884 --> 00:20:42,751 Okay, so, you know what? 309 00:20:42,821 --> 00:20:45,813 We'll see each other nights and weekends... 310 00:20:45,890 --> 00:20:50,793 and I'll come visit you at school. 311 00:20:50,862 --> 00:20:52,989 I mean, I still have a bike. 312 00:20:53,064 --> 00:20:56,158 Eric, it's, like, 1 0 miles away. 313 00:20:56,234 --> 00:20:59,863 Ten- So what? These legs were made for pedalin'. 314 00:21:01,806 --> 00:21:03,797 Come on. 315 00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:05,809 - You've seen my thighs. - Yeah. 316 00:21:08,213 --> 00:21:10,181 You're a good boyfriend. 317 00:21:11,382 --> 00:21:13,316 ''You're a good boyfriend'' who? 318 00:21:14,786 --> 00:21:17,016 I'm not calling you Principal Forman. 319 00:21:18,990 --> 00:21:22,118 Don't make me get the ruler, young lady. 320 00:21:29,501 --> 00:21:32,629 Red can take Eric's car, but he can have my car candy... 321 00:21:32,704 --> 00:21:34,865 when he pries it from my cold, dead fingers. 322 00:21:36,708 --> 00:21:40,644 - You were right. Ten miles is nothing. - ( Panting ) 323 00:21:40,712 --> 00:21:44,113 ( Chuckles ) Will you pick me up from school every day? 324 00:21:44,182 --> 00:21:46,150 Sure. 325 00:21:46,217 --> 00:21:50,153 ( Panting ) 326 00:21:50,221 --> 00:21:54,624 Uh, which-which arm hurts when you're about to have a heart attack? 327 00:21:54,692 --> 00:21:56,683 Help!