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If we don't do this, Sophie will actually quit.
The Roland can print Sophie's order.
No, but I can't figure it out.
Well it's not my fault that you keep wasting your shift time.
Whatever.
Just... please just help me.
Please?
Fuck, I know, ok? I'm sorry.
This time it really is an emergency, ok?
What's the emergency?
Becca. I think we should end things.
Did you hear what I said?
[cell phone chimes]
Are you fucking kidding me?
What?
You're breaking up with me? I have been like perfect.
Becca, just listen.
Like the perfect girlfriend.
Ok?
That's a little exaggerated.
What more do you want?
Time? Honesty?
I told you.
I've been busy hanging out with Zoe.
I know that's total bullshit, Becca.
If you don't trust me-
No, Clem, you're the one that doesn't trust me, ok?
I-
You are keeping me out of your life!
Maybe! Maybe, yeah.
That's not what I want.
We're done, Clem. I'm breaking up with you.
You're dead to me.
- Becca, don't be like this. - Dead to me!
Fine, you want to be this-
Oh what?
Like you've never deleted an ex before.
♪
[cell phone chimes]
[phone ringing]
Mah Mah.
No, I'm ok, I just had a long day.
Where are you?
♪
You look great.
Rebecca.
Oh.
It was a trap to come meet you.
Come with me. She'll be a while.
Are we not gonna talk about the fact that Mah Mah
is apparently Beyonce?
Mah Mah says you seem to be distracted,
and sad lately.
I'm fine. I'm handling it.
That's what your mother always says.
Great.
It's... it's a compliment to be similar to your mother.
Show her some respect.
Like you and your secretary?
Your mother knows everything that I do.
And I know everything that she does.
That... What?
We don't judge one another. We're honest.
♪
What, are your names on that or something?
No.
Ok, cool story, Dad.
When the Chinese were first allowed in the country,
they were charged an extra fine, a head tax.
It bankrupted the poorest of us
who were just trying to find a new world to rebuild in.
Years ago, government apologized.
Promised to pay back the descendants of the families.
But still, they were tricky.
Your mother and I called families all across the country,
for weeks, months.
Translating and helping them through all the legal jargon.
Teaching them how to get their money back.
And then a bunch of them turned around and-
Donated it back into the community.
To this centre.
But our family didn't pay a head tax.
So, you and Mom just called around
for strangers, like, for free?
Your mother and I understand that true strength
comes from family and community.
And even friendship.
That's how you leave a legacy.
We survive together.
We succeed together.
We're strong together.
[sighs]
[cell phone chimes]
Oh shit! Oh fuck, oh shit!
We totally did it! Situation handled by me!
Oh my god, you should have seen it,
I tricked all the police officers!
[screaming]
[Sally] Ow!!
Shut the fuck up, Sally. You're being so fucking loud.
Hey, Zoe.
Hey, Rebecca.
Let's go straight into the kitchen.
[heavy breathing]
Your shirt's inside out.
Hm?
Your shirt.
Oh. Hm. Mm hm.
So his name is Jerome and he asked me if I've had water.
So, this time I'm like, yeah, I could have some water.
So he leaves to go get me water-
Sally.
And then he comes back and he's like
"I like your shirt." And I'm like, oh my god!
Are you a Savoyer?
What's a Savoyard?
We're like totally gatekeepers
of Gilbert & Sullivan operettas.
- Operettas - Then what?
So, long story short, he's not.
Not what?
Savoyard.
So after Jer, they send in Robin,
and she's maybe like...
- Sally, what the fuck happened? - Five foot...
- We don't need to know that. - I swear...
Guys, guys, guys!
This is like the fifth officer that's been in to chat with me.
- Sally... - Mmmhmm.
You said that something happened, right?
So did you change the story?
Ok, a little.
Did you know that 40 percent of kids
as early as 15 years old are drinking?
And underaged drinking and motor impairment
are the leading cause of preventable death
for the age groups of 15 to 25-year-olds?
Did you memorize that?
That, you memorized?!
Sally. Sally, what are you saying?
I told them the truth.
Like, that is a crazy statistic.
And there literally is a bad guy.
Our Phantom in the shadows.
We're all lured in by the promise of money.
- We? - Who's we?
Oh my god, not "we." We like the royal we.
[exhales] He lures innocent kids into doing his dealing.
Now that I've been caught, he's gone totally radio silent.
Ok.
And you guys, they totally bought it.
I just have to check in with a guidance counsellor,
just like you said, Rebecca.
They totally let me off the hook.
- Wow. - Yeah!
Actually, could I get some water.
- I... I can't. - Yeah.
So, Sally bought that we all quit?
You, me and Sophie?
It's pretty cool of Sophie to keep the secret.
Just... we don't have to talk, ok?
[sighs] Fine.
Oh, hey.
Hi, Tryst. What's up?
What happened to your hand?
Oh, this? Yeah, I don't know.
Why don't you tell me.
Yeah, when were you going to tell me
that Sally was fucking arrested, huh?!
- Wha? - How do you know-
What does that have anything to do with your hand?
Did your hand-
Da! Da! Da! Da! Wrong answer.
What the fuck?
Time is up.
Wait, what are you doing?
- What are you... Tryst? - Tryst!
- What are you doing! - Oh my god!
I am not fucking around, ladies!
Do you understand that?
Yeah. No one is fucking around here except for you.
- What the fuck! - Stop touching our shit!
Oh, your shit? This is your shit?!
No!
- This is all your shit? - Leave the squad alone.
No. Trystan, no.
Trystan, I swear to god, if you even touch RBG.
Well, I mean, it is mine.
- It's mine! - It has my name on it.
It was shipped to me and I signed for it.
I bought it!
Well, you owe me 20K easy
for helping you set all this stuff up.
All this stuff is my stuff, Tryst!
Ok, everyone just chill out.
Tryst, let us just pay you back.
Or is there another reason why you're so fucking pissed?
You don't fucking listen to me ever!
That's why I'm fucking pissed! This is not about me!
This is about you and you fucking up a good thing!
You are the only one that is pulling the plugs here!
Oh, Zoe, I am way beyond talking.
I am way beyond it.
This is my space and I need you two to get the fuck out of here
before you get us all killed.
- What are you- - Who the hell-
Get the fuck out!
Now!
What the fuck?
Fuck you, Tryst!
Who the fuck does he think he is?!
This is our business!
Becca.
He smashed AOC.
AOC is healthy and alive in congress.
That was just a printer.
Those printers are like the only thing I've ever bought
that I actually care about.
AOC, Ilhan, CORI.
I get it. I get it. We're girl bosses.
We are more than girl bosses, Zoe, ok?
We can be more, we can be...
Woah, woah, woah.
It's ok. It's ok.
[cell phone vibrates]
Who's calling you?
Uh, nobody.
I'm really sorry about what I said to you.
It wasn't about you, it was just my own insecurities and..
You knew that and I still lashed out at you.
I took our friendship for granted.
Oh, Jesus me, that's pretty heavy.
I know, but just let me finish.
I was just trying to think of the meanest thing
that I could say to you.
But I didn't mean any of it.
Ok?
I'm really sorry.
[cell phone vibrates]
Look, Zoe. I'm really sorry, ok?
Uh... I'm sorry too.
Yeah.
I did the whole self-therapy thing,
and, looking back, she gave me nothing.
[chuckles]
Ok, well, um, I should probably get going.
Ok.
But, um, everything will be ok.
Alright?
Mmmhmm.
- Ok. - Bye.
Ok. See ya.
[door closes]
♪
[rock music] ♪
[Becca] Have you seen the most popular girl in school yet?
Yeah. The girl who escaped prison?
Callie B asked if she was waterboarded.
Ashley O from gym said she had a tattoo in her ribcage.
Hey, girls.
- Oh, hi, Sally. - Hey!
Uh, Sally, what is that?
Oh, isn't it awesome?
Yeah, Greg sent it over this weekend.
Who's Greg?
Greg. Remember?
I said he's my guidance counsellor.
He's also my handler.
- Oh fuck! - Oh, your handler.
Yeah, he's awesome.
Mmm.
He saw a lot of promise in me
and he's personally sponsoring me for the summer cadet program.
The cadet program.
Yeah.
Like I am taking an oath at the end of the summer.
- Like a police oath? - Yes!
We're really passionate about the community outreach
and engagement sector.
Oh. Actually, yeah, that's really important.
Oh. Absolutely.
Rebecca Emilia Li.
Oh shit.
Zoe Annabella Christiansen.
Oh, me too.
Greg helped me realize that I can continue chasing
those Broadway roles but this,
this is the makings of the most important role I will ever play.
A role model.
♪
See you later, girls!
♪
So, Sally is a cop now.
Sally is a full-on police officer.
♪
Oh hey. Get in here.
I have a surprise for you.
Whaaaat?
Oh.
Successfully smuggled into my room
during The Great Sandra Purge.
Thanks.
Is everything ok?
I mean, do you remember the dinner table?
Uh, yeah.
Well, Mom was talking to me about my projects, exams.
We're texting about colleges now,
talking about the family company
and what kind of role I could have one day.
Oh. The company...
I just, I feel like you never really expressed
any interest in that before.
Well, nobody ever treated me like I could.
It was always just assumed to be you.
I mean, you don't want the family business?
Oh, god no. No.
- Right. - No.
I've got like, my own stuff going on
with parties and stuff? No.
Here.
Why don't we donate it? I gotta study.
Right. Ok, sure.
Thanks.
♪
Um, hey, Mrs. C.
Rebecca. It's nice to see you.
Um, I brought some dumplings for you guys.
I remember you like the veggie ones.
Thank you.
Hey...
Um, super weird moment with your mom just now.
She's just pissed 'cause I've been skipping dinners
with her and Jason these days.
Oh, is everything ok?
Yeah, it's whatever.
New topic.
What is Tryst clearly hiding from us?
Right?
Like, how did he know about Sally?
[exhales]
Maybe I was wrong to contact him.
Get him involved in all of this.
It's ok.
I think he's a harmless dude who...
put us in a time out.
[chuckles]
[exhales]
This has been such a crazy ride.
I feel like... I feel like I've been just like,
going through so much shit lately.
Like what?
I don't know, like,
I had this really weird thing with my dad the other day.
About?
Like big stuff.
Like, pride and strength.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, I know right?
No, I mean, that's fucking awesome.
Like...
This whole thing has been the coolest thing
that I've ever done.
Talk about strength, money, building an empire and like-
Leaving a legacy.
A fucking legacy.
I still have my spare key.
Let's fucking roll.
Hey, what the hell are you two doing here?!
Hello. And who are you two?
- I needed to pee. - We just got lost.
Get the hell out of here!
We just gotta...
[door slams]
Who the fuck do you think you are?!
Huh? Huh?!
How did you even get in there?!
We literally have the spare keys that you gave us.
What the fuck is wrong with you two?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Who was that woman?
You know what? I don't have to answer your questions.
You answer mine.
Screw that. We're done with you, Tryst.
You and your creepy secrets. Who the hell are you?
Yeah.
You know, you used to provide raw product and infrastructure,
but we're actually proving to be pretty resourceful these days.
Yeah. And I think we don't have room for you.
You two are insane.
I actually think that we're making a lot of sense.
Fuck it.
Congratulations. You're all on your own.
I think that we'll be just fine.
Do not ever call me again! You understand?
I am done with the two of you.
Completely done!
[loud car engine]
Shut the fuck up!
It's a residential area!
[car engine starts]
Obviously I copied them.
- Obviously I did too. - [laughs]
- Let's go! - Woo-hoo-hoo!
Fuck you, Tryst!
- Yeah, we don't need you. - Fuck you, Tryst!
♪