♪
Ok, let's do this thing.
Do it.
I say with crush it. These look fire.
Yeah. Ok, so, what's it called?
- Corn- - Coffee?
Coffee Corner, I think?
Yeah.
Hola chickas. Come around.
Wait, since when did you start working here?
I mean, who knows, really? Time is a construct.
He got fired from that clothing store.
Amicably parted ways.
- I mean... - Hm.
I like the commute.
Is this not the same mall?
Tryst we have your stuff.
Hey. Thank you.
You know, tons of places print business cards.
You don't need to ask us for that.
Well, why outsource when I have two little printers right here.
Ew.
Are we still good for tonight?
9:00PM sharp-ish.
You ladies want like a free coffee or something?
- We're good. - No.
I'm gutted.
Bye, Tryst.
You aught to say no to drugs, ladies!
Alright.
Yeah.
♪
[bell dings]
Yeah, yeah. Oh.
Well, pumpkin spice is the low point of humanity.
Can I get the, uh, tea special?
Number one or number two?
Two.
Oh. Alright, boss. Fifty bucks.
Do do do, do, do, do.
[whistles]
Pleasure doing business.
Uh, thanks.
You're welcome.
[club music] ♪
Hey-o. Leo the Lion. What's up, man?
The usual.
I got you, bro.
So, you're still good for this afternoon?
What?
This afternoon. The pitches with your bosses.
Uh...
Oh, come on man. Don't tell me you forgot.
I forgot.
Man, we've been talking about this for weeks.
It, it'll be fine.
I can get you on the schedule, end of day.
Proper pitch.
Yeah, fine.
Come by after 6:00PM, ask for me at reception.
They'll let you up.
And your team knows I'm coming?
Yeah. They will.
I gotta go.
Right on, man. Alright, I'll see you there.
Leo the Lion. Grr.
Boom! Nay nay! I am out!
Let's go.
♪
Thank you so much.
[DVD] The night is darkest just before the dawn.
And let me tell you-
Yeah, it is.
[DVD] If you're in hell, keep going.
If you're getting no's,
just keep pushing for that yes. I was broke.
Yeah, you were!
[DVD] I was homeless.
Ok.
[DVD] I lost my family.
Jesus Christ. Shit, man.
[DVD] But I turned that around and built an empire.
You got me! Yeah, you did!
[DVD] You can live your dreams.
I can live my dream!
Woo!
[whispers] You can make your sisters proud.
You can make your brothers proud.
Your parents proud. Your school proud.
The only person stopping you is you.
You need to believe.
You need to get up when the world is pushing you down.
You need to be willing to say yes.
I will not give in when the world is telling me no.
- [knocking on window] - [sighs]
I will not give in.
One minute!
- Hello. - Membership card?
Ta da.
Fun night?
Oh, no, no, no. This is for work.
[phone chimes]
Sh-
Linking one-night stands with somewhere to crash.
You're fucking, but you're sleeping.
You will never have a walk of shame again
because there's breakfast in the morning.
Yeah?
Now, if you look here to see,
I have put together some figures, estimates, really,
to prove the potential market growth
of what I believe to be a once in a lifetime opportunity.
One second, it's not that.
That's not the one. That's not the one either.
Uh. Stay with me, stay with me.
That's not, uh, that's the one you just saw.
Uh, if I could only find my slide.
[nervous chuckle]
Shit.
Hey, Trystan. It's gonna be a pass from us.
Heller & Man just don't think it's far enough along
to invest at this stage.
But thanks so much for coming in.
Yeah, thanks for...
Don't ever fucking ask me for this again.
♪
Fuck!
♪
[phone vibrates]
'Sup?
[Becca] Tryst!
- Oh boy. - [Zoe] Wait, is that him?
- [Becca] Yeah, he's on speaker. - [Zoe] Right now?
Hi, Zoe.
[Zoe] Oh, hi Tryst.
Are we still good to meet at 9:00PM tonight?
It's the same answer as this morning, ladies. Ok?
[Zoe] Did you get my calendar invite?
Yes, Zoe, I did get your e-invite.
[Zoe] Ok, good.
[Becca] Told you he got it.
Hey, wait, wait, can you guys bring some, some uh food?
[Becca] What?
Food. Fuel. Consumable.
[Becca] Uh...
Shit you poop out.
[Zoe] Yes. What do you want?
Alright, thank you. Anything edible.
♪
[Nancy] Tryst, honey, is that you?
No, Mom, it's an axe murderer.
[Nancy] So not funny.
Oh, it's funny.
♪
[phone chimes]
Fuck!
♪
Hey! Very nice!
♪
How we looking people?
We got six more like this in my trunk.
Drew, I gotta bounce in like 20 minutes, man.
Let's fucking do this.
Oh, hey, hey.
Yeah...
Dank.
So we've run the numbers on fake IDs and...
Hey, uh, Leo said it was cool if I lock up.
We're just gonna be here for another hour, alright?
Alright. Yeah.
Ah, I don't even think he was listening.
Cool. Go on.
Ok, as I was saying.
We've run the numbers and the market cap growth
for a North Shore loan is 4.8 million.
And that is just a conservative estimate
based on provincial statistics
and police date forecasting the amount of kids
that actually drink underage
and extrapolating how many of them are using fake IDs.
B?
Other options to optimize revenue stream
include a six-month license expiry
for our returning customers.
Overnight orders for subscribers, like Amazon Prime.
And, affirmative action for hiring reps.
Dealer has such a nasty connotation.
So?
What do you think?
- Yeah. - Yeah?
Yeah. Yes!
- Ok! - Ok!
Ok. What do you need from me?
I am so glad that you asked.
A place to expand. Somewhere to set up shop.
I think I can figure that out.
Here is some reading material,
should you have any further questions.
What the fuck is this?
It's a formal proposal.
Do you not like it?
Well, no, it's great.
It's just, you know, it's evidence.
You can't print this shit.
Ok. But, but it's colour-coded and bound.
You always need a leave behind after a pitch.
I knew we should have done a PDF.
Woah, woah, woah.
How many of these did you print?
For fucks sake. Ok, give them over.
Ok.
Oh, my god. That's so cute.
You cannot have him.
I wasn't gonna.
Ok, I'm gonna go destroy these for the both of you.
Um, would you like us to email you a soft copy?
Zoe, it's good. You're good.
I have to leave now,
but I would like to vet your first hires for dealers, ok?
I am hosting a party tonight, so bring them by for me to see.
I will text you the address. Thank you.
Uh... I don't...
We'll be there.
Shit.
Hey, what's up, Tryst?
♪
Who's ready to party?
Hey, how you doing, man?
You take care of yourself tonight, ok?
Get it, get it!
These are the best days of your life!
So get up, get up!
[loud club dance music] ♪
Ok, ok, ok, on the count of three let's make bad decisions!
Yeah!
You juniors are up for anything, let's go!
Hey, you good here?
♪
Hey, I'm gonna leave him right here, alright?
♪
Jesus. Don't scare me like that.
The door was unlocked. You were expecting me.
I thought you thought that I was an Uber.
Well, do you drive for Uber?
No, it's just a phobia of mine. Never mind.
You got it?
Yeah. It's all there.
Seriously?
Couldn't get something a little less transparent?
It's resealable, what do you want from me?
Whatever.
Yo, uh, you still looking for an angel investor for that app?
Yeah, maybe.
I know a guy.
Go on.
He's loaded, lots of different businesses on the go.
Always talking about investments.
And?
I can introduce you.
I'm meeting him later tonight.
And what's in this for you?
I need you to hold something for me for a few hours.
Nope.
No, no fucking way. Are you kidding me?
Just a few hours.
You give it back to me later tonight.
He's an actual investor?
Yeah, man. Equities shit.
Shit.
Ahh...
I'll text you the time and the address.
Hey, uh, is there a party?
Go fuck yourself, Bobby.
[loud club music] ♪
- Hey, where did it go? - Where did what?
The duck. I put my duck here.
I told you I did. Where is it?
You left your ducky? [laughs]
No, no.
Ashley, look at me. Pull your shit together.
[laughing]
Fuck it. Fuck it. Excuse me.
♪
Get off now! Off! Off!
Hey, hey!
Everybody having a good time tonight?
[cheering]
Yeah.
Then who the fuck thought it a good idea
to steal my limited addition golden duck plushie?! Huh?!
And be brave now.
Sorry. I was just taking selfies.
I apologize for the interruption.
Resume getting fucked.
♪
Oh, look who made it.
♪
You want something?
What?
Take the edge off.
Oh, uh, no.
That's not really Zoe's scene.
Yeah, well neither is this and yet... here she is.
- Here. - Oh, uh, thanks.
Here babe, I got you one.
Did you see what I'm wearing?
I can't drink beer in this. I'd be bloated.
Oh.
[Dude] Fuck you, man!
- [Ken] You and your friend- - [Dude] Fuck you! I'm not...
- Excuse me. - [Ken] Get out!
[Ken] Calm down, man!
[Dude] What's your fucking problem?
[Ken] Take a walk.
[Dude] No, you take a walk.
- Hey! Hey! - [Dude] Fuck you!
What the fuck is going on here?
Buddy here is telling me to take a walk.
He's getting handsy inside.
You're out. Go.
- Good job. - Fuck you!
You and your buddy are blacklisted!
Dude, come on! Let's go!
Get the fuck out of here!
I'm calling the cops, asshole!
Thanks, man.
No problem.
[loud club music] ♪
Drew!
Hey! Go grab the kid outside some ice for his hand
and make sure he gets an extra $100 bucks
at the end of the night.
Cops are coming in 20.
You got it, boss.
My apologies.
I'm Clem, by the way.
Babe, I suddenly just got so cold.
So can you go to the car and grab my hoodie?
Sure.
Nice meeting you.
Charmed.
Alright, you got 20 minutes. Show me your pick.
Right. About that.
We actually have differing opinions on best first hire.
Of course you do.
I think that we should hire Sophie.
She can keep a secret and is discreet.
She's popular, everyone loves her.
And I think we should hire Sally.
She's a little weird but I trust her.
Plus she's also popular.
I mean, she is popular with the people.
You know, like regular people like me.
And look, she is non-threatening
and she's the least suspicious person that I know.
I'll admit I'm oddly into it. Hire them both.
Now, my most sincere apologies, but you have to leave.
Also, make sure your new hires vacate the premises.
You may, however, grab a free beer on your way out.
- Whatever. - Good night.
Bye Tryst.
Ok, Sally...
We're gonna go, ok?
Ok.
She is a lot of fun.
♪
A minute early.
♪
Excuse me!
I hope everybody had a good time.
The back door is right there.
The police are now approaching
so if you could please
just exit in a polite and orderly manner.
Thank you very much.
[police sirens approaching]
I gotta tell you, officers, I am so glad you came.
'Cause I work for Long and McQuade rentals
so I was going to pick up some of our gear
and you what I found?
But a bunch of teens, partying and underage drinking.
Yeah. The silent killer.
Anyhow, here's one of my cards.
- Sit down. - Gladly.
See a lot of this type of stuff, underaged drinking?
It's not unusual.
♪
[cell phone chimes]
Shit.
Nothing. Let him get his stuff out of there.
We have all your info.
We'll contact you if anything comes up.
Sure, sure, yeah.
And thank you again for coming so fast.
- You have a good night. - You too. God bless.
[phone ringing]
Yeah, hey, Drew.
Cops are gone, so bring by the van, pick up the speakers.
Alright?
For fucks sake.
What's up?
Well you're late.
Meh.
I'm not holding this shit anymore.
Oh hey, thanks.
Mm. Perfect timing. This is us.
You fucking kidding me?
This is...
Guy, my man.
Who the fuck is this?
Oh, no, it's cool. This is Tryst.
Tryst is like a genius idea dude.
Tryst, this is Guy.
Like "the guy" or his name is Guy?
[laughing]
- Got some bullocks! - [laughing]
[gun cocks]
Woah, ok, woah man.
Look, I think I'm in the wrong car. So, why don't I just...
Don't move.
Ok.
Why is he here?
He's got ideas to pitch.
Go on, Tryst.
Well?
Right, um, well, it's an app.
It's like Tinder meets AirBnB.
[gun fires]
- Jesus! - Fucking Christ!
Fuck!
[heavy breathing]
Fuck!
Shh, shh, shh.
Pipe down, pipe down.
It'll heal.
What's that?
Yeah.
Bring it here.
Here, now.
Come on, chop, chop.
He's gonna bleed out in a minute.
[groaning]
Ah...
[chuckling]
Oh. You are zero for one on the Tinder BnB.
I can see that.
Start to give me this.
Talk to me.
[contemplative music] ♪
Jesus fucking...
Ow! Fuck!
[sighs]
♪
Did you shower?
Yeah, of course.
Uh, my dad asked if you were coming by.
Yeah? And what did you tell him?
The truth.
And?
Well, being grandad meant more six months ago.
Right.
Sorry.
Hey, I do have a surprise for her.
Ah!
Ta da!
It's uh, well it's actually brand new.
You can stitch this back on.
I had one just like it when I was growing up.
It has this weird backstory and it gets headaches and shit.
Sorry, swear.
Yeah, you look awful.
Oh.
Did you sleep?
A bit.
Ok.
Hey, I actually have something for you as well.
We don't need this,
my parents are covering things.
Never too early to start a college fund is what I hear.
Please.
Just take this...
She'll love it.
Yeah.
Think maybe I could hold her?
You know what I don't think that's a good idea.
- Right. Right. - Yeah.
Um, I need to go, but, get some sleep, something.
I will.
Daddy loves you.
[phone vibrates]
♪
I'm so exhausted.
I barely slept like six hours last night.
Well, ask and you shall receive.
[laughing] Oh, my god!
Wow!
Not bad, Tryst. Not bad at all.
Yeah, well you wanted to expand.
This is expansion.
Do not get attached though. This place is only temporary.
Here. Sausage, not bacon.
Thank you, Zoe.
Oh, no, no. My keys.
Seriously?
Yeah. I gotta go, so come on.
We literally just got here.
- Well, I don't care. - Aaaargh!!!!
♪