Me, Rebecca, pleasure to meet you.
I'm not gonna lie, I've been better.
Obviously.
All good things come to an end, and..
Police!
Get away from the window!
Raise your hand if you ever drank in high school.
Liar.
Ok, raise it if you drank in college.
Better.
Millions of kids drink underage.
There are over 80 million fake IDs in circulation.
Don't fact check that.
Average price ranges from $80 bucks to $250,
if you're good.
And we're good.
Making fake IDs is a billion dollar business
if you know what you're doing.
We didn't.
Daddy? Call the lawyer.
Oops.
So, if you remember the formula from last...
Rebecca?
Kumon is the devils work.
Rebecca, come on.
My friends call me Becca.
Rebecca, you need to pay attention
if you're going to pass math.
Don't make me talk to your father.
If I don't pass, my father will be disappointed,
but couldn't possibly be my fault
because I'm his daughter, and, well, he's a genius.
So it's the systems fault.
You're part of the system,
so if I fail you're fired
and replaced by another one next term.
Don't threaten me.
Next one's here.
Having bubble tea with friends.
Mm hm.
Did Grandma get the good chashao
because I'm not making dinner.
Uh-huh.
- Dad? - Hm?
The model UN at school needs the cash.
Dad wants you to make tomatoes and eggs for Grandma.
I don't want that.
Not my problem.
I don't want that!
Then order a pizza.
When are playing support?
There's no mains. Max sucks.
Never lining up.
Get a better team. Stop playing support!
Twenty-two, huh?
Uh-huh.
Yeah, I'm gonna need to keep this.
Fuck!
Are you fucking kidding?
Shut up.
- Miss? - Shut up! Urgh!!!!
Hey, Becca!
In a minute!
Where you going?
♪ Don't give a fuck about your man I might, ♪
♪ could, maybe take you to Japan ♪
♪ Smoking weed on beaches overseas ♪
♪ And come back here with the foreign tan lines ♪
♪ Girl, I'm just so predictable ♪
♪ This is how the story go ♪
♪ Why am I such a fuckin' silly hoe? ♪
♪ I love men that are unavailable ♪
- How was the party? - Meh.
I had to mooch off of Veronica fucking Lopez for white claws.
Woah.
I know right.
She's never gonna let me live that down.
Like literally, on my death bed,
she's gonna be like that one time she gave me booze.
Well, I was talking about the white claws.
Shut up. Like you would know.
Wait, I thought that you had a fake ID.
Got confiscated.
Oh. That's unfortunate.
Wait for it.
How much do they cost?
Depends.
You know, like ballpark.
$150 to $250.
Huh.
That's actually a pretty good return.
Probably super cheap to make.
I told you.
What are you thinking?
I don't know.
I mean, it wouldn't be hard to make.
I could probably make you one, if you want.
Her idea.
Illegal!
Oh, like that's stopped you before.
It stopped you.
But if you needed it. I mean, I don't know.
I could do it, but it would cost a bit.
I have $400 bucks.
Definitely her idea.
Uh, do you want to?
No, it's fine.
Thanks for the ride.
Got something for you.
What the fuck is that?
No, not this. Something else.
Here.
What the fuuuuuck!
My mom's coming back next month.
Anything exciting?
Not really.
What happened last night?
Nothing.
You talk to him?
Nothing to say.
Right?
You're insane.
What do you mean?
This. You made this overnight.
I say I lose mine and within 12 hours
you figure out how to do it.
I just wanted to see how hard it would be.
I could probably do more if I had some help.
Or I'm not planning on losing another.
No, I mean... more.
Like, for other people.
Her idea.
Are you serious?
What?
You're Zoe fucking Christiansen.
That's illegal.
No. I mean...
- I'm just fucking with you. - Becca!
Right here!
Dude.
Right here.
I mean, Taylor Wacozki has been printing them
since grade 9.
He got caught.
Yeah, but he is not smart.
Actually, he's kind of an idiot.
No, I think he has like a learning disa-
Dude! Literally right here.
What'd you order?
Chipotle.
Mm. Nice.
Right here!
Thank you.
Anyways, the money would be good.
Honestly, it isn't anything that a five year-old
couldn't learn from the internet.
Hypothetically speaking.
I just wanted to make sure she knew
what she was getting herself into.
After she broke her printer...
Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
We had to get... creative.
Will you relax?
This is so fucking stupid.
This was your idea.
Yeah, but it doesn't mean that it's not stupid.
You want to go?
No.
Stop fiddling with it.
You literally look gorgeous.
You know the point is for it to look like you.
No one's gonna take an ID if it looks like FaceTune filter.
First of all, fuck you. This is me on the inside.
And second...
How are you girls doing?
We're ok.
Thank you so much for letting us stay, Mr. Gibson.
Oh, of course.
How much longer you think you're gonna be?
Um, 30 minutes?
Oh.
Take your time.
Okay. Bye.
Relax.
I feel like we're taking advantage of him.
He literally just said "take your time."
I know, but he's a nice person.
Well that's his own damn fault.
Just hurry up.
Ugh. Fine.
Ready to print?
Well, shit, let me load them.
Becca.
Becca!
What?
He's right there.
Of course he is.
What, you expect the man to wait in his car?
Flip 'em over.
You are seriously the worst at this.
Shut up.
He can't hear us!
Let's go.
Can you get these for me?
Duh. Gimme.
Thanks.
Tryst, with a Y.
You know Austin?
Uh, Austin who?
Austin.
Oh, I don't know him.
I just thought maybe you did.
Uh, girls, tell me something.
Is this a, more of a spaghetti top or a crop top?
I'm trying to figure it out for my own label.
Crop.
Right on.
Crop.
Tryst, we have something for you.
Hey! That's me.
Where'd you find it?
No, Tryst, we made it.
Oh.
Right on, I got ya. I got ya.
If there were more, do you think you could move them?
Sure. I mean, probably. There's always a market demand.
Is this scannable?
Does the barcode work?
Nah, I'm just fucking with you. It's not a t-shirt.
Okay.
Wait.
No, it's definitely not.
Look, if you get 'em tested I could probably do... 200.
- 200? - Mm.
Yeah, it works.
The security guy's been staring at us since we walked in.
We're hot.
He's like 50.
So?
Stop staring at him.
What do you want?
Hm. Nothing.
Have you tried these?
They taste like fuzzy peaches.
I hate peaches.
You're impossible.
Yeah, I'm gonna need to confiscate these.
Shit.
- Run, run, run, run, run!!! - Hey!
You stole that?
He stole our IDs!
Yeah, but they're ours!
And now so is this.
Oh, my god.
Is it that peach one?
No.
But do you want that one?
You are a fucking criminal!
This one tastes more like lemonade.
Yeah.
Hm?
Are you sure?
Yes.
Ok, ok.
Oh, my god. Give me that.
What kind of fucked up lemonade did you grow up on?
Ugh.
That was fun.
Yeah, I'm glad we did this.
Me too.
I lost the game.
Fuck!
You lose the game once you think about the game.
You play for the rest of your life.
You start once you've forgotten everything I just said.
You're welcome.
I hate you.
But you really don't.
I'm gonna play "Deck the Halls" at your funeral.
Ok, that is just very strange.
♪ Deck the halls with balls of holly... ♪
Why do I always have to die first?
♪ - Fa la la la la.. ♪
You know it's boughs, right? Boughs?
♪ Tis the season to be jolly... ♪
Ew, can you stop?
Stop!
Stop.
♪ Fa la la la la... ♪
Urgh! Please, no.
Hey, can I ask you something?
Always.
Have you thought about what you want to do after all this?
I have to go home eventually.
No, I mean like after graduation.
Have you applied anywhere?
Just a couple of schools.
Where?
Just places that my dad knows people.
Have you heard from any?
A few.
New topic.
Uh, you can't just say "new topic."
How come you never go out?
What do you mean?
Literally every weekend
I invite you out and you're always busy.
Yeah. Because I'm studying.
Studying! Yes, I get it.
For once can you just let it go?
Well, what do you call this?
Yes! More of this,
because honestly, sometimes you act like staying in
makes you better than everyone else.
When do I ever say that?
It's more of an implicit attitude kind of thing.
Hold up.
You think I think staying in and studying
makes me better than everyone else?
I mean, it's just what people think.
That's mean.
Now I'm being mean?
Great.
Don't know what you expect, you said something kind of mean.
Well, I expect this from other people but not you.
Other people?
What are you even talking about right now?
Stop.
You're supposed to sound like Zoe, not like this.
Oh, what does Zoe sound like?
Just agreeing with everything you say
and letting you rob a liquor store?
That's not what I meant.
If you call me at 3:00AM, I pick up the phone.
I know.
I literally leave me phone on for you all night-
I know.
I don't know if that sounds like everybody else.
Ugh.
I don't need this.
- Becca. - No!
Fuck this.
Fuck you, Zo'.
Becca, wait.
What's going on?
Some older girl's having a meltdown
or a panic attack or something.
Fuck!
I don't know what to do.
Where?
In there.
Move.
Zo? Zoe, it's me. Let me in.
Get out of here!
Zoe!
Ok, I'm coming in.
Ok.
Ok You're ok. You're ok.
Zoe, think.
We're gonna do the thing. The black spot in your eyes.
Relax your tongue. Relax your tongue.
You're ok.
Now we're gonna breath, ok?
Breath in for three. One, two, three.
Ok, out in five. One, two, three, four, five.
Ok. We're ok.
I got you. I got you.
She's ok.
Are you ok?
Yeah.
- Thank you. - Mmmhmm.
I'm sorry about...
It's fine.
And before...
No, seriously, it's ok.
Thanks.
Hey, um, I don't think that I want to do
this fake ID thing anymore.
It was a dumb idea.
Ok. We won't.
You don't mind?
No. Well...
Of course not.
It was fun but it's not for us.
We'll leave it to the idiots.
- Thanks, B. - Mmmhmm.
Hey!
Hola, bandidas.
What are you doing here?
Visiting my alma matter.
I give a monthly motivational speech to at-risk youth.
Yeah.
Teach em how to finance their first start up.
The obstacles that come along
with developing an app from scratch.
That kind of thing.
- Yo, Tryst! - Yo, Mr. G.
That guy fucks.
Anyway, when are they gonna be ready?
When are what gonna be ready?
The IDs.
Oh, uh no. We're putting that on hold.
Mmhmm.
Huh.
Well, then you wouldn't happen to have $30,000 on you,
would you?
What are you talking about?
Well, I did what you told me to do.
I pre-sold 200 at $150 a pop.
200 times $150, 30K.
I'm gonna need it by next week.
Oh.