No. No...
How was your meeting?
Very productive.
I love working in the greenhouse.
Your orchids?
They're so beautiful.
Gracias.
You know, how about getting some azaleas
and putting them in the planters against the pool house?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Did you want my opinion on something?
You know I love your opinions.
I always want your opinions.
Oh, really? Okay, well,
here's an opinion for you.
It's my opinion that the Melfis are a sham.
And that they're taking advantage of you.
Oh, come on.
No, I want them out of my house now!
One thing, one thing for me.
Everything here is for you.
I live...
to let you have the life you want.
You have the house, you have the money.
Can you please let me have the designers?
I like my designers.
Well, your designers
ripped out my birds-of-paradise.
They did what?
Oh!
Oh, my...
- Which episode are you on? - Uh, seven.
Esmeralda's about to tell Martín that his brother's alive.
Oh, yeah, that's a good one, because Martín,
- he runs the modeling agency... - No!
- Don't tell us anything! - Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
No spoilers, come on!
Welcome to the world of Secretos...
y Sangre.
This is the most addictive thing that we produce here in Mexico.
It's literally the best show we've ever seen.
We can't stop watching.
And all seven seasons are on Roku.
You can stream it anywhere.
- Seven seasons? - Seven seasons.
Well, now I'm never gonna get that pool cabana done.
Don't worry about it... this is more important.
- Ah, okay, I'll leave you to it. - Okay.
- Great. - Enjoy.
Oh, one last thing.
You need to replant those birds-of-paradise.
No problem.
Okay, enjoy.
That was cutting it way too close.
Just send it as is.
What about the sound mix?
I haven't done any effects.
Jann, come on, use your head, okay?
If Rumualdo finds this on his computer...
You're right... let's not take any more chances, okay.
And... send.
Hey, partner?
We're back in business.
You know, when those bags
were on our head that night?
For the briefest of moments, I thought...
we'd never get a video of our work submitted.
Oh...
O ye of little faith.
I do want to see if Esmeralda
is gonna take over that modeling agency.
Oh, yeah, right, like Martín would ever allow it.
¡Qué maravilloso!
I can't believe what you've done in two weeks.
Well, it... it wasn't, it was ten days, but it...
My little closet seems so much bigger!
How did you do that?
Well, now you know a magician never gives away her secrets.
But... it could have something to do with this.
Abuelito, por favor.
Are you kidding me?
- I'm in love with you. - Aw!
Well, there was no way we were gonna let
your Chanel and Givenchy
waste away in a broom closet, huh?
- No way. - So, you just type in the outfit you want,
and the carousel will deliver it right to you.
That's right.
Now, this holds up to 500 pieces.
So, your little closet just turned into
the biggest closet in Tijuana.
I have to call my sister.
She's going to hate me so much.
Oh, good!
Oh, that would've been great for the video.
Right? Oh!
Do you think we could check?
- Yeah. - Okay.
Okay, guys, thank you so much.
It's, uh, time for lunch. You can take your break.
Abuelito, could you pick up two Americanos, please?
Nonfat.
Por supuesto, mi corazon.
Oh, so sweet.
Do I got to worry about you and Abuelito?
Well, you know, we did want to run away together,
but our parents forbid it.
Oh, let me guess, it only made your love grow stronger?
- You know it. - Let's go.
Oh, my God.
- What? - We got something!
An e-mail from HRTV.
"Dear Mr. and Mrs. Melfi,
Thank you for your video submission.
We are delighted to inform you that you are our finalist
for HRTV's Next Home Renovation Super Couple contest."
"We invite you to be at the HRTV studio headquarters
in Los Angeles, California this Friday
to shoot promotional materials for the show
and begin planning your production."
This Friday... that's three days from now!
"Please confirm your attendance for this important meeting.
We look forward to meeting you. Sincerely, Leonard Spivey,
Head of Programming, HRTV Networks."
Oh, my God... destiny!
Destiny!
I never doubted, not for one single second!
You just got to believe!
What's wrong?
Is everything okay?
We j... just... uh, heard...
We got the towel heaters for your bathroom!
- Yeah! - They were on back order!
We thought they had stopped making them!
Yay!
Oh... hot towels!
They're gonna be so warm!
Jorge, my friend, I like you very much.
But if you take Ibañez,
I'm gonna kick you right in the dick.
You know I will. You know I will do that.
Hey, Jann, my friend, grab a cerveza!
Your pick is about to come up.
Well, you know I'm auto-drafting.
All right, fine, just grab a beer, sit down with us, chill.
I'm sorry, Diego.
I'm just so tired, you know?
I've been putting in insulation since 9:00 a.m.
and I'm all itchy.
I got to go get in the shower.
Okay, Mr. Lame-o Pants.
I'll try to keep it down, okay?
No, you won't.
No, I won't!
How does he know?
It must've been 'cause I was smiling.
Seriously, don't fucking touch that.
I will cut your dick off.
Ooh, I got Ibañez!
Be happy for me.
Happier.
This is very fun, guys.
Thank you so much for coming over.
All right, sleep good.
Oh, don't worry... I'm about to slip into a coma.
Good night.
Ah.
Did you get it?
How much?
- A thousand bucks. - Dollars or pesos?
- Dollars. - Damn, girl!
Ready?
Here we go.
All right, got it.
Yeah, okay...
Okay, okay, pull, pull, pull!
- Oh... - Oh, great.
I already took mine off earlier.
- Oh, nice. - Safekeeping.
Yep.
Okay, lights.
I'll get this for you.
Are you ready?
Yes, ready.
One, two, three.
- Whew, nice. - Got it.
I'll get the bags.
Okay.
Here we go.
Okay. Okay, here we go.
Okay, I'll keep a lookout.
Yeah, please do.
I just have to get the bottom here.
It's all about the leverage.
A little faster, sweetie, a little bit faster.
I'm empowering you to go
a little bit faster, please.
- You got it, you got it... - I did, I did.
Here we go.
- After you, my love. - Okay. Thank you.
We got this.
Good job.
We're free!
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