- Mansion Makeover with the Melfis? - Ooh! Yeah.
Putting our names in the title
is brilliant, 'cause it really sticks in your head.
- Good branding. - Sure, sure, sure.
Maybe we do just our first names, you know?
- Ah... - Um, Jann and Cricket...
- Punch Your Ticket, or something like that. - Yeah.
Cricket & Jann's
Curbside Dream... or Curbside Crush?
Like, an alliteration.
Hold... on.
- You got it? - I got it.
Is this it?!
Flip It and Gone...
with Cricket & Jann.
Yes!
So good.
Sweetie, it's so good! I love it so much!
And I love you so much! Oh, my God...
I literally don't know how I do that.
These things just come to me.
- Wow! - Oh...
So, honey, be on the lookout
for the Castillo Bridge.
The turnoff is right after that.
Can you read me the description again?
I... I've never been a homeowner before.
This is so exciting.
"Charming ranch-style cabin on 2.5 acres,
cozy, hardwood floors,
historic construction, great bones.
Price lowered again.
Amazing value."
How is that only $3,100?
Gosh, I wish I could see pictures.
Y... you know how I process things visually.
Yeah, well, the foreclosure website
didn't have any property photos.
Hey, b... but destiny doesn't give you pictures, baby.
It just points the way.
And, boy, if that hasn't
been our problem lately, you know?
We've just been doing way too much darn thinking.
Yeah.
Hey, oops.
Is that Castillo Bridge?
I think it is.
Are you kidding me right now?
Oh, destiny, you got a wicked sense of humor, girl.
It's perfect.
Oh, sweetie, will you look at the carved moldings
under the eaves.
I think those are wasps' nests, baby.
Oh, yep.
Oh, will you look at these views.
Yeah, I know.
It's just so much...
- nothing. - Exactly.
And that works in our favor, you know?
It's super easy to green screen in some,
you know, stock photo vistas, if we want.
Right, right, and we might,
you know, for production value.
Yeah.
- Oh! Ooh! - Oh.
Do you know what I love about this?
The before and after photos.
- The transformation. - The transformation.
We are gonna blow people's minds.
My lady.
Raised flooring.
That's gonna save us money when we get to electrical.
Yeah.
I'm ready.
What do you got?
Open floor plan.
Kitchen island separating the living area.
Blast out these ceilings, raise the entire roof to 12 feet
to accommodate the French doors
that will lead to the veranda.
We'll also need a veranda.
"Veranda."
Yes.
Do you have your color palette yet?
Tiffany Connelly would say burnt sienna
- and custard. - Hack.
But it's clearly sage.
Sage and tawny umber.
With a storm-cloud blue accent wall to catch the sun.
Now who's the genius?
Oh!
You went pretty deep for that one.
I had to.
This is our future.
Okay, now I've tapered the line
to give your top lip a little more fullness.
Wow. Yeah.
You really missed your calling.
I'm looking at my calling.
Flattery will get you everywhere.
All quiet on the set.
Mrs. Melfi is ready for her close-up.
Here we go, here we go.
Yeah.
Destiny.
In three,
two...
Hey, y'all! I'm Cricket.
And I'm Jann, and this is...
Flip It and Gone with Cricket and Jann!
In today's show, we plan to take this
historic, desert hideaway, and transform it
into an opulent palace fit for a sultan.
We're going with an open floor plan and exposed beams
to accentuate the property's rustic bones.
But before we get started on this magical makeover,
it's time for my husband's
- favorite part of the show. - Me?
Demo day!
Dink!
When I first laid eyes on this place,
I knew that I wanted to bring
the colors of the desert indoors.
So, I chose sage and tawny umber
as my primary and secondary colors.
Babe, are we... ?
Are we gonna be able to get the color swatches up on the screen?
Yeah, no worries. You're doing great.
- Camera still rolling. - Okay.
We really wanted to harness the natural light.
And nature gave us
the perfect spot for a domed skylight.
- Cricket? - This desert landscape
gave me a really fun idea.
We're going to build a traditional
Zuni Indian sweat lodge.
With temperatures up to 120 degrees,
you'll be on your vision quest in no time.
Plus, your skin will look amazing.
Cricket.
- Now, Jann had a fun idea for a water feature... - Cricket!
Okay, it seems as though
someone's not getting enough screen time.
Let's go see how demo day's going.
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