Is that Monty?
Hey. Hey, guys.
- How's the surf? - Good, good. You all right, mate?
Yeah, good, thank you. Good, yeah.
Yeah, just saw you here and thought, "Oh, there's George and Woody."
- Hey, George, can I have a word? - Oh, yeah. Well,
- hey, I'll catch ya later, yeah? - Yeah.
- See ya, Monty. - Okay, see ya later.
Everything okay?
Quite frankly, no.
This wedding is going to be a disaster.
Help me, George. Please. Help me.
You'd know what it's like, wouldn't you?
I mean, you've had writers block, wouldn't you?
It's just a speech Monty, it doesn't mean the whole wedding...
It is the most important speech of the day.
It shouldn't be hard for me.
I'm a real estate agent, right. Part of my job is to write copy.
I mean, I write good copy.
Do you actually know the story of the Emperor's new clothes?
It means that they're flash. Like this three bedroom home.
Dad's a little stressed right now.
You try being a best man, writing speeches,
looking after rings, while managing holiday rentals!
For the fourth time, I'm not doing the holiday rentals.
I'm a receptionist, not a cleaner.
- We all muck in here. - What does it involve?
Changing linen, airing, dusting. Why, are you interested?
I know someone who might be. Someone who was raiding
my fridge last night, complaining she was broke.
- Brilliant! - Who?
I'll get that underway right now.
- There you go, Dad. All sorted. - Who?
- Let's see what you've got so far. - Huh?
- The speech? - Oh, right.
So I was up all night.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
So I think maybe it should say,
- "Kilda, ladies and gentlemen." - Look, think about what you need
to do in the speech. Toast the bridesmaids?
- See you're the wordsmith, George. - No, it's traditional
to toast the bridesmaids.
Please, stay. Help.
I've got a really busy day, Monty.
I suppose. Maybe later.
Yes. Yes. Thank you.
- Morning. - George.
- No. - Okay.
No!
- It's entertainment. - And it's hilair.
The new interns.
- How much do we get, B-T-dubs? - The new unpaid interns.
We thought it would be a good idea to have some young'uns here
for the launch of the digital News of the World.
Don't you think I can handle it?
He said you were useless with technology.
I didn't use those exact...
Okay, I did say that. But it'll be all right.
We go live tomorrow, and you just have to get your copy in as always.
- Tomorrow? Wedding day? - Well, we're starting with
a hiss and a roar with a feel-good story about a wedding.
What's that smell?
- Damp. - Gross.
It needs airing. Dusting and clean bedding.
So I'm a cleaner now?
You're a Property Management Executive. And it's 80 bucks
a house. And there are three to be done before tomorrow.
Show me the duster.
Tom's thinking of putting you and me on the front cover,
"Local pair banned from Nite Movez."
Oh, excuse me!
What about local pair up to no good in the back of the party bus?
Yeah, what's going on there? Any gossip?
Oh, I don't gossip.
But Zac's pretty proud of himself, thinks he's the man.
- And Fiona? - She doesn't want to talk about it.
You okay? Must be weird walking in on your ex like that.
Yeah, well, you walked in on your ex, too.
Yeah, but it's Zac. I just can't understand
what Fiona would see in him.
This is the father of your child you're talking about.
Everyone knows I have terrible taste in men.
But Fiona, her last boyfriend was you.
- Why would you go from you to Zac? - Well, thank you.
But she didn't think you and I... Because, you know,
- that could've been misconstrued. - Yes. She did think.
But no, I told her nothing to see here.
Anyway. I'm here to see Arlo.
I'm coordinating the internships, as you know.
And you can't find him anything?
- I'm working on it. - Come in.
There's the Boat Club in the kitchen,
but that's like your job, so...
It's like doing my job without pay.
- Yeah, exactly. - So what do we do?
I wouldn't mind doing the Boat Club. I've already put Poppy there.
We could both work there. I wouldn't mind.
No, no, I'm working at finding you something.
In the meantime,
- you've got the day off. - Oh.
Okay, well, I can't complain about that.
I'm so sorry. I feel like I'm letting him down.
Don't be silly. You're doing your best.
I would say that he could intern
at the gallery, but there's actually nothing he could do.
Katie, it's okay.
Well, I might go back to Lindsay's for a bit, so I'll see ya.
I should get going, too, but I will see you tomorrow.
Yeah.
They say true love is a story without an end.
- And it could be... - Shouldn't it rhyme?
Why would it rhyme?
Well, like a poem? "They say true love is like a story without an end."
"Like a walk on a beach or a beer with a friend."
I'm just riffing here.
Sorry, no, ignore me. You're the writer.
And a new chapter of that story begins...
- Monty, what are you doing? - Shoulder massage. Eases the tension.
There is absolutely no easing of tension happening right now.
I am qualified. My ex-wife and I, when we first
started seeing each other, did an erotic massage course.
I recall it being more erotic than relaxing, so I will leave you to it.
- Yes, please. - Go George!
Wordsmith!
♪ Early morning sickness when he came around ♪
♪ Thought it was a good fit underneath his arm ♪
♪ Now you wanna give this a second thought ♪
♪ I don't wanna hear this just give him a call ♪
♪ Or could you not, could you not bare to tell him ♪
♪ Okay you better say it, go on and say it ♪
♪ Could you not speak so loud ♪
♪ Could you not speak so loud. ♪
Shoot! What the hell are you doing?
I saw your bike outside.
And I was like, that's weird. Why is Shay up here by herself?
So you just walked in
- without even knocking? - You're a cleaner now?
Ollie, can you go?
Hey, are you going to the wedding?
I've just finished making that bed.
- Can you go? - Yep, sure. Uhm...
One question. Come with me.
- What? - To the wedding.
Or I'll go with you. Whatever.
We'll go together.
- No. - Why not?
- Because I... - You're not with Ike anymore, right?
So what's stopping us?
Because I don't want to.
- Because? - I don't have to give a reason.
I don't want a relationship.
At all or with me?
Both.
You think you can be picky?
After losing it in the SuperStore like a psycho?
Okay, you need to go.
Now!
Text me later, when you change your mind.
Monty, I don't have much time.
I've got work and wedding stuff to deal with, so.
Advice on writing the best man speech printed from the internet.
"Have a killer opening line. Make a joke at the groom's expense."
How about this, "Thank goodness Woody made it this evening",
"if his wedding was anything like the fence I booked him to repair,"
"we'd still be here in 16 months' time."
"Avoid any sensitive subjects."
Let's can the fence joke. There'll be people there still waiting
for Woody to finish their jobs, too.
"Make a toast to absent friends."
Now interestingly, that's people who aren't there
on account of being too busy, not just dead...
Monty, Monty, I know. I know what absent friends are, thank you.
- I'll just leave that there. - Yeah.
What's she doing here?
- Work experience. - How do you know?
- Katie told me. - Hi, guys.
Hi. Couple of smoothies, please.
- Berry, okay? - Yeah, ta.
So, how is everything? Are you all set for tomorrow?
Dad and Tracey are really chilled.
- Living with the Principal. Sucks. - She's nice.
As far as step-mums go, I could've done worse.
Yeah step-mums don't really get a good rap.
Snow White's tried to have her killed.
Cinderella's didn't let her go to the ball.
Hansel and Gretel's deliberately lost them in the woods.
Yeah, you are lucky. You have a step mum and a real mum.
- Me and Arlo don't have either. - Yeah. That sucks.
It's why we're so close, hey, babe. We both get it,
what it's like not to have a mum.
Ollie?
This isn't funny, Ollie.
It's weird. And creepy.
Get lost!
I said leave me alone!
Hey, is my, ah, is my dad here?
Nah, nah, it's just me. Getting ready for the big launch.
Hey, is your dad really as useless as they say with this kind of stuff?
I don't know, sorry.
- Shay, you all right? - Yeah.
No, you're not.
I'm fine.
It's nothing to do with you anyway, 'cause you dumped me.
Shay, you know why we had to split up.
It doesn't mean I don't care for you though.
How's it going anyway?
Your big search for the meaning of life?
- No, that's not what... - Oh, that's right.
I wouldn't know. I wouldn't get it.
Well, guess what, Ike.
Neither do you.
Didn't realise this was a SuperStore and a Nail Salon.
- It is. - Brenda offers manicures
- for special occasions. - Oh.
Pedi, George?
I might just take these, thanks, Brenda.
- Thanks, Brenda. I'm loving it. - I'll see you tomorrow. The big day.
Or we could grab a pre-drink? You and I.
I want to pick your brain. A few of Big Mac's ideas for the new Weld.
Oh, so there's going to be a new Weld? Not just a new Weld Wide Web?
Tip of the iceberg.
I'm intrigued. And I'd love to have a drink with you,
but I'm on a mission.
Oh.
- Bye. - See ya.
- Ouch! Stubble. - You love my stubble, don't ya?
I'm just thinking of the wedding photos.
You know, you don't want to be all scruffy.
You want me to shave the beard?
I love you just the way you are.
- Don't mind me. I'll come back. - No, take him.
Hang on a minute, why do I have to go?
It's tradition. The bride and groom always
spend the night before the wedding apart.
Ancient superstition. If the groom sees the bride in her wedding dress
before the wedding, bad luck will rain down upon them.
It's just a superstition, but you're not seeing me until tomorrow.
All right.
- Ahh! - Ahh!
- I thought you were at work! - I thought you were at work!
- What's wrong? - I'm sorry, but I'm quitting.
Okay, this isn't about an aversion to dusting, is it?
Ollie turned up at the second place.
The Harrisons? What was he doing up there?
That place is in the middle of no...
He followed you.
What happened?
I smashed his drone.
- Good! - I dunno.
Maybe I...
It could be my fault.
Because?
Well, maybe I...
- I gave him the wrong idea. - No.
Well, like you said, when he turned up at my place
that day and I went for a run with him, I should've said...
Don't blame yourself for some jerk thinking he's owed
your adoration just because you were nice to him once.
He's going to be at the wedding tomorrow.
He won't come near you. I'll make sure of that.
- How? - I have my ways.
If you're into it.
I don't know, Siouxsie.
Just say the word, Shay,
and I will make sure no sleaze-ball man
ever comes near you again.
What a way to start your wedding day.
Not a care in the world, George.
- Is Tracey as relaxed as you are? - Calmest bride-to-be
you've ever seen. The wedding's going to be fine.
I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
- You never heard of tempting fate? - Yeah, but with everything
that's already happened, George, all the ways I've almost cocked it up,
fate, she's had a go, she's done her worst.
We're good. We got this.
At my wedding, the celebrant cancelled half an hour before
the ceremony. We managed to get a ring-in, but he'd come straight from
lunch and he had this piece of parsley stuck between his teeth.
- And Laura got the giggles. - Did she?
Yeah, and she tried to get through the vows without laughing,
but she failed. Crying, giggling, and then the snorting started.
- Oh, no! - Which was contagious.
So there we were, bride and groom, killing ourselves with laughter.
The celebrant thought we were mad.
It doesn't matter how or where.
It's the person you're standing next to.
You're going to be all right, yeah?
Yeah.
It's a crazy thing, promising yourself to one person forever
and ever until parted by death.
When you're standing there, looking into their eyes,
or laughing, as the case may be,
forever seems like a long time.
It's a shock to find that sometimes,
it's really not.
You only had one beer last night.
- Ya lightweight. - Stage-fright.
Same thing happened before the Real Estate Awards, 2009.
Up for Best Rural Office.
Came runner-up in the end.
Hey, you're going to be sweet. No runner up today all right, mate.
Are you sure about this?
She's the woman I love.
If she wants a smooth face, she's going to get a smooth face.
Yep. Okay, see ya there.
Yeah. And where are you going?
Newspaper office. It's the big day.
Well, the other big day. We're launching the website.
Hang on. What about the speech?
Completed and waiting to be printed.
On my lap-top in there.
You rock this look. You are really making a statement.
- Which is? - Don't mess with me, D-bag.
Wait, I know what else.
My man-repelling titanium nose screw set.
You don't mind a few holes, do you?
Siouxsie, I appreciate the help, I really do.
But this is not me.
- It is. You're scary. - But why should I have to be?
Why should I dress a certain way so that guys won't hassle me?
Maybe the guys should change their behaviour.
- But they won't. - Well, they should. We should be able
to look and feel the way we want without men
thinking it's for their benefit.
You make a good point.
We're taking the power back.
All right. Wait, when you say 'we'?
I mean, we.
- Sorry I'm late. - No, no you're just in time.
- You look nice. - Thanks, Bill.
So, we're good to go as soon as we hit that button right there.
'Publish'. That makes sense.
Go ahead, George. Do the honours.
- Shouldn't you do the honours? - It'd be good if someone
- could do the honours. - You're the editor.
Well, I'm also not that good with technology.
Honestly, it's just that one button.
Come on, George, you can do it.
There's not much can go wrong, mate.
All right, then. Here goes.
- Wait, wait, wait! - What? What?
'Here goes', is that it? You've got to say a few words, George.
Hey, hey. The music man's here.
- Hi. Just set up in the usual place. - Want to give me a hand?
You can do it by yourself, I'm sure.
- I'd rather do it with you, babe. - Sorry, are you hitting on Fiona?
No, he isn't, he's just making conversation.
Yes, I'm hitting on Fiona, what of it?
- She's never going to go for you! - Is that so?
Please. We've got a lot to do, so can we just ruddy well do it?
Thank you.
And most of all, Big Mac,
whose initiative this whole thing is. Have I missed anyone?
The interns! Oh, yeah, okay, the interns.
Okay, without any more mucking around,
let's kick this newspaper into the digital age.
And we are live in five, four,
three, two, one. Publish!
Oh, no. Zac!
What did you do?
Did we blow a fuse?
No.
No!
- What'd I do? - You have special powers, George.
- Not good ones. - The power pole on Blind Man's Bend,
- a van's run straight into it. - Not again.
- A car accident? That means... - The volunteer fire brigade
should be getting a call right about...
No!
- Why today? - Hopefully it's nothing too serious.
Hey, ah, it's okay, Fiona. We've got things sorted here.
What? You're going to cook all of this food with no electricity?
- Is that, like, a tsunami siren? - No, it'll be a car accident.
Can't be anyone local, they'll all be getting ready for the wedding.
Yeah, except now half of them will be on their way to the crash.
Okay. So, how do you feel about a casual, beachy look?
Woody!
- I was just about to shave! - A car's taken a power pole out.
Last time that happened,
we had no electricity for a day.
Well, we're getting married on a beach.
So what do we need electricity for?
- Right. So we're on? - As I told ya before, Georgey.
Nothing's going to stop this wedding, mate.
- Hi. - Hi.
Wow. You look, um...
Have I seen you in a suit before?
- Yeah, it's not my usual Weld-wear. - Yeah.
- What can I do for you? - Ah, I'm just checking to see
- if Tracey's good to go. - Yes, we're good to go.
- If you guys are? - Try stopping that groom.
Great. Okay.
Okay.
- Well, I'll see you there. - Yes, I'll see you there.
Yeah, see ya.
People are starting to turn up.
Who is that with Shay?
- Wow, is that... - Oh, my God. My cousin.
Well, well, well. Siouxsie?
What're you staring at, you gormless clack-waffle?
Yep, Siouxsie.
We have no photographer, or best man.
You be the best man, and I'll be the photographer.
The show must go on.
Stones are hot, Kai is in. Now all we need is time.
There's plenty of that. Half the wedding's missing.
Tracey's good to go. So...
Monty'll be gutted if he doesn't get to be best man.
What's going on? Some of the elderly guests
- aren't feeling well. - What elderly guests?
Okay, it's me. I could vom at any moment.
- Oh. We should just get going. - We can't start without him.
- I think we have to. - Wait! Hello!
Hold on.
We're all good.
Nobody was hurt in the accident.
- Except the power pole. - And the wedding flowers.
The pole was taken down by the florist's van.
Of course it was.
Hey, here he is.
Hey, sorry for the delay, folks. Take a seat, get comfy,
we got ourselves a wedding!
- What's funny? - I'm just thinking about my wedding.
- And the celebrant with the teeth? - Yeah.
Whoa.
Must be hard to walk on sand dunes in heels, eh?
Hey, Pops.
G'day.
We are gathered together to celebrate
one of life's greatest moments.
Woody, do you take Tracey to be your wife?
I do.
Do you promise to love and cherish her,
forsaking all others, and hold only unto her for evermore?
Yeah, I do.
Tracey. Do you take Woody to be your husband?
I do.
Do you promise to love and cherish him,
forsaking all others, and hold only unto him for evermore?
I do.
- We will now exchange the rings. - Monty, you're up.
Oh, right.
- Oh, Monty! - For pity's sake, Monty.
No, we're good. Found them!
Woody and Tracey, you have agreed to live together
in matrimony, have promised your love for each other by these vows
and the giving of the rings.
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
Let's have a party!
Perfect.
Okay. Yes, you did good.
I guess I'm your all-round hero today, right?
Hey, um, Zac.
I owe you an apology.
At the hens do, in Nite Movez and in the party bus...
..I was using you.
- Hey, I'm okay with that. Use away. - Oh, no. No, not for your body.
Yeah, for your body, but not in that way.
- I want to have a baby. - Say what?
And I figured, you know, you're the most fertile man in Weld.
- I need to stop you right there... - No, I'm not asking you to,
'cause I was wrong.
Just because a man is fertile, it doesn't mean that
that's the right man for you to breed with. Which I know that now.
And I'm very sorry.
It's not... It's not funny.
Well, it kind of is.
Given I've had the snip.
After the whole Jan thing, and the twins, I thought to myself
enough is enough. So I snuck off to Stafford and got me a vasectomy.
- Oh, my God. - But if you want to use me
as practice, then the offer's there.
Got myself a wife, Georgey. Didn't have one of these
- when I got up this morning, eh. - It looks like married life
already suits you. Both of you.
- Cheers, mate! - Cheers!
Picture.
- May I? - Go on.
Excuse us.
- Oh, wow. - Aw, no way guys.
The koru represents new beginnings, like a fern unfurling,
reaching towards the light.
- Thank you, so much. - That's awesome guys.
- Love it. - Congrats, man.
- Cheers, buddy. - Excuse me, everyone!
Excuse me, guys.
- Um... - Oi!
My brother's got something to say.
It's time to go inside.
So if Mr and Mrs Woody, could lead the way?
- You're kidding me. - Oh, wow, it looks divine.
Look, look, they got them.
Relax.
Have a little bit of the OJ. Bring that OJ over.
Full glasses, everyone. Speeches about to start.
I think I'm going to be sick.
- No, I'm okay. - You'll be fine.
All the best man boxes ticked thus far.
The speech will be no different.
Choosing to spend your life with just one person doesn't mean
you'll never again have the experience,
the thrill of falling in love.
It's the opposite.
You get to fall in love...
Over and over. Year after year.
When you share a joke that only the two of you get.
When you hold your child for the very first time.
When you've just spent three days not talking and you make up
and you wonder why you ever fought.
You'll fall in love again.
I'm terrible. I cry at the drop of a hat.
When you realise you know each other inside out, and back to front
and that it's better than the thrill of the new.
Because a wedding isn't about forsaking
all others or making false promises.
It's about two people getting to know each other, and...
And...
It's about two people
getting to know each other
and hopefully becoming a mother and a father.
But if you don't breed, you'll still be delighted.
Because when you're married, love is requited.
To the bride and groom.
Hey, thanks for that, mate.
Did you write that poem yourself?
Yeah.
- It was beautiful. - Thanks, Bill.
- Hey. - Your wife was here.
Are you seeing ghosts now, too, huh?
In the words of that speech.
That was written by a man who's known real love.
The part before he started rhyming.
Yeah, Laura loved weddings.
"True love is a story with no ending," she always said.
Turns out she was wrong, eh.
Whatever happens now,
whatever new beginnings you might have, you'll always love her.
So your wife was right.
True love is a story with no end.
Some unexpected twists, yes,
but... love goes on, George.
Let's get that drink some time, eh?
Hey, you two, how about the first dance?
Yeah, boy!
♪ Beautiful children, you come into my life. ♪
Just follow my lead.
- I got classes when my wife left me. - Oh.
Monty's got some great moves.
Yeah, no. That poor girl, she needs rescuing.
- Do you mind if I cut in? - Not at all.
Ouch. That's got to hurt.
You're not dancing?
I don't, really.
Well, it depends how many drinks on board.
- Maybe Zac's keen. - Oh, please don't.
Sorry. Sorry, I'm just teasing.
You know what they say about me on a dance floor?
- No. What? - Rhythm is a stranger.
But I'm prepared to risk humiliation for you. Come on.
- Oh, go on then. - Come on.
♪ Beautiful children, you come into my life. ♪
Move, please.
I could have you charged. It's against the law
to destroy someone else's property.
- Ow. Let go! - Get your hands off her.
Love the new look, Siouxsie.
Maybe next time you should work on your personality.
Okay, do you want to check out the desserts table?
- Yeah. - Are you honestly going to let
this freak interfere in our relationship?
We don't have a relationship, you creep!
You know, you're not so bad at this.
I haven't stepped on your toes just yet. But I will.
Hey, George.
There's something a bit controversial that I've been
- thinking about asking you. - I'm intrigued.
George!
And I don't like how you follow me around!
It scares the crap out of me and you don't even care!
- Leave me alone! - What's going on? What's going on?
- Tell him, Ollie. - There was a disagreement.
You thought it was okay to harass Shay and we disagreed?
She vandalised my property. But if she just says sorry,
then I can drop it, and we can all just move on.
- Harass her how? - Dad, don't.
I just want to... I just want to go.
Ollie. Not this carry-on again.
Well, I guess I'll be pressing charges then.
I'll deal with him on Monday.
Let's just enjoy the wedding, hey.
Well, I suppose he is off-duty.
He is. But I'll teach Ollie a lesson for free. Who's in?
- Yeah. - Yeah, I'm in.
- You okay? - Yeah.
All right?
Thanks.
- I don't even know why I was crying. - Because you're pissed off.
- You should've said something, Shay. - I felt bad.
Like I'd done something.
It's not your fault.
Okay. Thank you.
What she said.
Everything okay?
- Yeah. - Where's Tom?
Something needs to be done about that guy.
- Dad, no. - It's all right, George.
It's under control apparently.
Hey, I wouldn't go in that one if I were you.
Someone had a bad curry.
Oh, thanks for the warning.
Well, we look after one another in this town. You know that.
Yeah.
- Open up! Somebody's in here! - We know.
We decided to give you some thinking time to consider
- how you treat women. - You'll get done for this.
- This is so illegal! - Well, there's illegal
and then there's a grey area. Isn't that right, Hannah?
Yeah, Ollie we know your dad
wants you to take that mechanic apprenticeship in Stafford, so.
You should tell your dad that you're going to
- take that apprenticeship. - Yeah, right. I'll do that.
Oh, well, if you don't, we'll just give you some more thinking time.
You don't actually scare me.
Yep.
Should've done that ages ago.
You're staying at home with me tonight, no question.
Well, I might go now. I'll get Siouxsie to drop me off.
Well, just give me five minutes to say my goodbyes...
No, no, no, no.
You stay, enjoy yourself.
Here she is. I'll see you at home.
Okay, I won't be long.
Come on.
All right, people, the happy couple are departing.
Wish I was going to see mountains and hobbit houses.
I'll Instagram some.
- Yeah. Oh, am I following you? - You should.
I'm following you, Lindsay.
Lindsay's Insta's mainly just selfies and stuff.
Hey, Pops, let's hit the road!
Here goes. My first honeymoon?
See ya. Have a good time.
Hey, what's wrong?
Oh, my God.
Thanks for the bloody good party!
Shay's okay. She's gone with Siouxsie.
What about you?
You look like you could do with a drink.
Shay'll be okay. She's got so many people who care about her.
- And she's got you. - And you.
The people of this town, her friends who genuinely care.
I'm constantly amazed how lucky we are. Me and the kids.
- That's so nice. - Well, it's true.
When you arrive in a new place, and then everything
falls apart five minutes after being there.
And everyone...
Everyone gathers to lift you up.
I'll never forget that.
Come home with me tonight.
Oh, God!
Katie...
Weddings.
I cry at the speeches, and then I get carried away
and I kiss people and...
- How many people? - ..proposition them! Oh, my God.
I am so sorry. I'm so sorry.
- Just tell me. - As if you don't know.
No, I honestly don't.
George. Could we...
Oh, that's right.
- You wanted to ask me something. - Yeah.
You were flirting with her!
No, no, no. I wasn't. No way!
Or at least I mean, I don't think I was.
Grandpa, can you take me home, please?
Eh? I'm just about to get a port.
- Come on, Lindsay, you're being dumb. - Dumb? You think I'm dumb?
No, no, I mean you're acting dumb.
Well, that's wonderful.
I don't want anything to do with you.
I don't know how to say this, so I'm just going to...
You know that one of my life goals
or, um, wishes is to be a mother.
- Yes. - Okay, I'm reaching a crucial point.
There's a window, but soon, it'll be closed.
Maybe not biologically,
because I know that there's a woman
in France who had a baby in her 60s,
but I don't... I don't want to be that woman.
Last week, in the party bus with Zac,
I was attempting,
in a moment of madness, just drunkenness, very drunk to um...
Oh! Oh.
Please don't judge me. It was the wrong way
to go about things and thankfully, I realised that.
I want to have a baby,
and I want to raise it by myself because I haven't met the right man
yet and I am running out of time to meet the right man, and...
I was wondering if you'd help me.
- What, help you find the man? - No, forget about the man.
- The man is never going to show up. - I'm sorry,
- I just don't understand. - I'm asking you to give
me a baby, George.
Well, you said, after the twins, that you'd warmed to the idea,
but even if you haven't I can do it by myself. I can raise it.
Oh, shit. You think I'm crazy.
I should never...
Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
- All right if I take off? - Yeah.
And, um, thank you.
Hey, Ollie should have been dealt to a long time ago.
No, I mean for everything. You're an amazing friend.
I've never really been anyone's friend before.
- See you at home tomorrow. - Bye.
In the end, a wedding isn't about forsaking all others,
or making impossible promises.
It's about two people choosing each other
and being brave, because you have to.
Because weddings are a triumph of hope over experience.
And where there is hope, there is love.
Love which will bring your life together,
fill your house with a family.
And even if that life together is shorter than you ever imagined,
true love is trusting that she wants you to be happy.
True love is knowing that she would want you to carry on
having a future, even if it's not the one
you promised to each other at the altar on your wedding day.
She'd want you to follow your heart.
Wait!
'Cause true love really is a story without an end.
Don't go.
You just took me by surprise.
But the answer is yes.