Looking for a pet one day ♪
♪ Sanjay found a talking snake ♪
♪ And the perfect match was made ♪
♪ Jumped into his arms to say... ♪
♪ Sanjay and Craig ♪
♪ The stuff they get to is insane ♪
♪ Sanjay and Craig ♪
♪ They're in the Best Friends Hall of Fame ♪
♪ Sanjay and Craig ♪
♪ There is no Best Friends Hall of Fame ♪
♪ They made it up! ♪
♪ Awwww... yes! ♪
♪ ♪
♪ I'm a little cowboy, rough and stout ♪
♪ Here are my boots, they stomp about ♪
Blegh. What do you want, Noodman?
What you want?
I was going to tell you that...
Your friend has been
sending packages to me by mistake.
Whoa!
They're all packages from Hector!
I never get anything in the mail.
Thank you, Noodman. We're done here.
- You may leave. - You're a poop, Craig.
I know you are, but what am I? Hmmm.
They're all the same Tufflips DVD.
Well, we can't keep all these.
Every copy we have
is a copy someone in Lundgren doesn't have.
And to own a Tufflips DVD is to own
a disc-shaped shard of heaven!
Don't worry, you little DVD.
Papa Sanj and Mama Cray-cray
gonna find a real nice home for you.
Mm-mm!
♪ ♪
Ow!
Woopah! Woopah!
Hyah!
Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!
Hey! What is this?
It's a Tufflips DVD!
No, it's not! It's a fake, a bootleg!
You guys have been copying my DVDs
and selling them for money, haven't you?
What?
Look at how badly drawn the artwork is.
- What?
Whaaaa?
It was you! You're the bootleggers.
No, we didn't do it! We swear!
Well, then we gotta catch the lousy bootleggers that did this.
I know. We knock on every door,
and then we... when they come out, we kick 'em.
- Like detectives. - Yeah!
No, no, no. I used to be a lawman.
I'll lead the case.
You'll be my junior detectives.
Uhhh...
I'm a detective in boots!
Actually, you're gonna have to give up those boots.
They're too, um, cowboy.
Mmm... okay!
I'll do anything to be a detective with you, Tufflips!
- Hyah! Hyah! - All right.
Who gave you those illegal DVDs? Go.
- Our friend Hector sent them. - Hector!
We're not gonna hurt him, are we?
Don't worry. Just questions.
- Hard questions. - Wha?
But remember, this Hector guy's
as cold-blooded as the ice cream man.
Whoo! Whoo!
Since you're junior detectives now,
I'm gonna drop some knowledge on you.
Detective knowledge!
There are three "do's" in detective work.
I learned the first "do" at the academy.
It was the hardest test of the year.
So I hid in the closet and never had to take it. Pa-dow!
So, what's the first "do"?
You "do" have to use stealth.
Hwah!
Stealth. Invisible. Stealth. Silent.
Gross!
Mission accomplished, boys.
Hey, you guys wanna play this game with me?
See, guys? He's just playing a game.
Could be bootlegging though. Hmm.
- Yeah! - No.
This game is called "Watch Paint Dry."
Perfect!
Combo!
Times two!
The secret is "paint-ience." Do you get it?
No, but we did get your DVDs.
Whoo! Happy birthday!
I'll happy your birthday, you little...
Just questions!
Why you making illegal copies of my DVDs?
What? I-I didn't know they were illegal.
I got them from your papa's store.
- Papa? - Dang.
That's more cold-blooded than the ice cream man.
Uhh! My... my own father is a bootlegger!
This is too hard!
Hey, hey! Hey! Hey!
Remember what we're doing this for?
- For justice? - Mm-hmm.
For justice!
You're off the hook, muchacho.
Hey, can I come?
- Aww.
All right, boys. It's time for you
to learn the second "do."
Uhh...
- Mm! - What?
- Detective knowledge!
Oh, yeah. The second "do."
You do have to wear a wire,
get a confession from your dad,
and possibly get him locked up for a hundred years.
- I'm sorry... what? - Listen.
It's do or die. And please don't die.
You're gonna do great!
Oh! Hello, boys!
Are you boys doing okay?
I'm holding this like an otter would.
I love you, Papa!
All right, Patel! Where are you making those Tufflips DVDs?
The sauna? The smokehouse?
The bathroom?
I don't make those DVDs.
I get them all from a warehouse.
The address is right here.
Yow!
White shirt! Green kid!
It's not your dad!
Oh, thank goodness!
No!
It was the most cold-blooded person of all.
The cold-blooded ice cream man.
And there he goes!
Huh? Huh?
- Uhh!
- Hurry!
But why the ice cream man?
No time to explain.
Huh!
Uhh!
I know you're bootlegging my DVDs!
Where are you making them?
Tufflips?
He doesn't have any DVDs.
These bootleggers are too dang clever.
We're never gonna find 'em.
Sir, come back and pay for all the ice cream you ate!
Are you kids with that guy?
Maybe Tufflips is right.
Maybe we should just... give up.
Give up?
That's not the little cowboy I know.
That guy's rough and stout!
His boots stomp about!
- Would he give up? - No!
Well, then are you gonna give up?
No!
Let's get those bootleggers!
No!
Oh, wait. I mean yes.
♪ ♪
Oh, wait.
Wasn't Dad going to tell us about the bootleg DVDs?
Oh, yes, I was telling you they come from a warehouse.
I can tell you the address
because I have the address right here.
Ah, now we got the address! I don't know!
This is getting too real! This is really happening.
I don't know if I can...
Craig! It's gonna be okay.
Well, this is it, I think.
So where are those bootleggers?
♪ ♪
Craig!
Huh?
Ya! Come out, bootleggers!
My boots are the bootleggers?!
How can they do this to us, Sanjay?
Bootleggers!
Yah! Pass me the other bootlegging boot!
Ha! It's time to reboot! Ugh!
- Whoo-hoo! - Whoo!
Oh, no! My equipment!
My poor bootleg files!
Wait, it wasn't the boot?
It was... you?
What? No, see, it was, uh...
Yeah, it was me.
This whole investigation was just a cheap ploy
to bamboozle you guys. I'm sorry.
The movie company owns everything, even my body.
See?
Bootlegging is the only way I can make money from my work.
But it's stealing! And illegal... ish.
What have I become?
I'm no better than a cold-blooded ice cream man.
I mean, yeah, what you did was pretty bad,
but it's not the end of the world.
No. You boys are right.
What I've done is wrong.
And it's due time I turned myself in.
Boys, sometimes you just need to take a leap into the unknown,
without any preparation or precaution,
because you know it's the right thing to do.
Time to make my grand exit.
Why didn't you put
the airbag down here?
Oh, yeah, I just forgot.
Tufflips, what are you gonna do?
I've gotta turn myself
in to the authorities.
It's the right thing.
Oh, and boys? Just so you know,
the final detective "do" is... mm-hmm.
♪ ♪
Watch your head.
- Excuse me. - Huh?
All right, let's go.
Mm-hmm.
I don't really understand what just happened.
It's justice. It's just is.
W-w-wait, I still don't get it.