♪ Looking for a pet one day ♪
♪ Sanjay found a talking snake ♪
♪ And the perfect match was made ♪
♪ Jumped into his arms to say... ♪
♪ Sanjay and Craig ♪
♪ The stuff they get to is insane ♪
♪ Sanjay and Craig ♪
♪ They're in the Best Friends Hall of Fame ♪
♪ Sanjay and Craig ♪
♪ There is no Best Friends Hall of Fame ♪
They made it up!
Aww... yes!
♪ ♪
Hmm. What the Christmas on a cracker?
You coming in or what?
Come here, Sanjay.
What's up?
What the Christmas on a cracker?
Right? Kinda looks like it's watching us.
Did it just make a sound?
Do it!
Aah!
- Huh? - What is it?
Let's find out.
Help, Craig!
Huh?
- Wow! - No way!
That is the coolest bike I've ever seen!
Yeah! Just look at that tiger claw seat.
And these sweet handlebars!
Check out this itty-bitty tiger tush.
Dude, we should take it home and fix it.
No. It's got to belong to somebody.
No, man! It's been left here for forever?
It's been forgotten about!
Yeah, we don't know that.
Let's make sure no one's looking for it.
With enough of these, the owner's sure to see it.
♪ ♪
Penny! Penny! Anyone come for the bike?
Yeah, I don't think that's gonna happen.
But how can we be sure?
Just get it out of my face!
Well, I guess somebody's got a new bike.
Yeah, us!
So do you know how to fix bikes?
Are you kidding? I know everything about bikes.
Stand her up.
Now what?
Now, don't ever let her fall.
Oh! There's something written here.
Gloo-tee. That's her name!
- What's her name? - Gloo-tee!
Glooty.
Gloo-tee!
♪ I found a friend in the bushes ♪
♪ I treat her good and she treats me good ♪
♪ Da-da da-da, da-da-da-da ♪
♪ That's me and my Glooty ♪
♪ Me and my Glooty ♪
♪ That's me and my Glooty ♪
♪ It's not enough just to ride your bike ♪
♪ You oil her up and take her out on the town ♪
♪ Da-da da-da da-da-da-da ♪
♪ That's me and my Glooty ♪
♪ Me and my Glooty ♪
♪ That's me and my Glooty ♪
♪ Gloo-tee ♪
What? Whoa!
Your bike is awesome!
Thanks! You're not wrong.
Hey!
Whoa! Aah!
Glooty!
No!
- Gotcha!
- Is Glooty okay? - Are you okay?
I'm fine. Did anything break?
No, no, no, she's fine. She's okay. Who said "hey"?
I think it came from over there.
Give me my bike back!
No! Glooty's ours!
We found her in the bushes!
I put her in the bushes. You stole her!
You're lying! You just want our awesome bike!
You don't believe me?
Look!
What's she showing us, Sanjay?
It says "Chid-do."
What's a "chiddo"?
Chi-dough. That's my name.
Prove it.
Aah!
Say my name!
Chido!
What kind of a person leaves their bike shredded,
lying in the bushes?
Me kind of person!
And I could tear her apart and throw her in the gutter,
'cause it's me bike!
You wouldn't!
Thanks for cleaning her up for me.
C'mon, Glut.
It's pronounced Glooty, you inconsiderate person!
She's not ours anymore, Craig.
She's not ours!
♪ ♪
The garage feels so empty now.
It feels like there's a Glooty-shaped hole
in the garage of my heart.
Without Glooty, all this is worthless!
It's just dumb and worthless!
Craig.
Oh, oh.
Craig, I know she's not ours,
but there's a way we can still take care of her.
How?! I mean, she's probably all decrem-ilated
and banged up in the bushes or something.
Glooty deserves the best, right?
So let's bring the best to Glooty!
Chido's gonna love this!
She just didn't have the right stuff to take care of Glooty.
Yeah, and I brought her some candy
just in case we were wrong about her.
You're killing Glooty!
Cool bike you're thrashin', dude!
Ha ha, yeah!
I was being supportive!
Shred Town. Ha ha!
Whoa, that bike is nice!
Yeah, she loves me.
Hurry!
Behold, Glut the Invincible!
Wait!
What do you thieves want?
We brought a care package for Glooty.
So you can take care of her.
Hey, that's actually really...
Whoops.
Aw, man.
Hold me back, Sanjay!
It's not worth it, Craig.
Oh, I'm so scared
I forgot what I was doing.
Oh, yeah, now I remember.
Whoops again.
Awesome! That's where I wanted it to go!
Aw, yeah!
Awesome!
Now hold me back, Craig!
Sanjay, don't do it. It's not worth it.
I'll be back later to show you losers
how much more Glut can take.
Come on, ya lump of junk.
Glooty!
Glad I never gave that jerk Chido her dumb candy.
We'll eat this Sugar Booger ourselves!
Yeah, Glooty would want us to be happy.
I don't want to stop thinking about her!
Mm!
Mm.
Chido just walked right up and took our baby away!
Ooh, sour!
I wish there was something we could do.
We should build a new bike!
Glooty is the only bike in my heart!
We should take Glooty back!
What? We can't just take her!
You're right! It's wrong!
But it's a right to right a wronger wrong!
If we don't, Glooty will die!
Are we doing it?
We're doing it!
Are... are we really doing it?
Are... are we really gonna steal a bike?
Her name is Glooty.
We're stealing Glooty.
And it's not even stealing.
We're saving her from Chido.
What's she doing, Sanjay?
♪ Making paper hats ♪
Hmm. Let's try it on.
Oh, so lame!
Oh, poor baby! Don't worry.
Everything's gonna be okay.
It's not coming off!
Pull harder!
I broke the jaw!
Just go!
So long, Chi-don't!
- Thieves! - What?!
Get back here with my bike!
Thieves!
Aah!
Glooty!
You can't have her!
You treat her so bad!
Oh, yeah? Well, what have you just done?
What have we done?
We're sorry, Glooty.
Oh, puh-lease.
Her name's Glut, as in "glutton for punishment."
She loves it.
No.
Don't do this again!
We love her, Chido, and she loves us!
She loves me!
You don't know that,
but neither do we.
This whole time we've been deciding what's best for Glooty.
I think it's time we let her decide.
Glooty will pick who she wants to be with.
That's stupid.
What, you afraid you'll lose, Chidork?
No! Fine!
She's gonna choose me. And when she does,
I don't ever want to see the two of you again, understood?
Deal.
So I'm just kinda lettin' it go?
Like, seeing what happens, or...
Go!
Whatever.
Come on, girl! That's right.
- Who loves you? - Over here, that's right.
Who loves Glooty? We can have more picnics.
- This way. I love you!
Get over here, or I break you!
Don't listen to her, sweetheart!
Our love is real!
Glut, you piece of junk!
We love you, Glooty!
- Glut! - Glooty!
Huh?
Not my fault!
Glooty!
She's gone.
Huh. Looks like she hates all three of us.
I feel like I learned something.
Yuck.
Hey, what are you lookin' at?
Uh, you?
Yeah, I'm lookin' at you, too.
I learned something, too.
Everyone wanted to own Glooty, but she was no one's to own.
Yeah, how can you own something that was always free?