From Here on Out  Nudity Required (101)
(heavy breathing, orgasmic sounds)
Ohh!
Man, I don't even know your name.
It's a little late for that.
Yes, I guess.
(Frightening music) Ahh! Ahh! Ah!
Ahhhhh!
You see.
That's what I want.
Just like we did in Dante's Cove.
and the Lair. Naked guys
doin' that stuff.
- Okay. - Well.
Naked guys stuff is riveting!
But when I was writing Guy Dubai
International Gay Spy
I was thinking maybe a little
less skin, and a little more
PLOT
ish.
97% of all homosexual men
who tune in to gay programming
come because they want to see
wait for it
♪click♪
Mister Pinky.
Mister Pinky? Okay.
Who's Mister Pinky?
You know it's, uh, it's it's it's
Mister
Him.
Uhmmm Mister Pinky is a - Penis.
Oh, right! Of course!
Mister Penis-Pinky
and I have met.
But it's been a while.
So, let's give the audience
what they want. Mister Pinky.
And then what do we do?
We give 'em more! The crowd roars!
Roar.
Roar. Uh, but, yanno, I'm just wondering
if having Pinky requirements
might be a teeny bit
restrictive in the creative
department ish
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy
I have been in this business
for a couple months.
I know what I'm doing.
Where's the thingie?
♪kiss, clap♪
So, you have submitted 21 scripts
to Here TV for new
television pilots in the past seven years?
Oh, hen, right, yeah.
Three a year, aheh. I like to spread
my rejection out in even intervals.
So I have time to heal in between.
Well. This time Guy Dubai: International Gay Spy
(suspenseful music) is a go.
Okay! Well,
You know, at least I'm getting closer.
Our first meeting! Heh!
Yay! - No. No, no, no, no.
No! I said it's a go.
We want to do Guy Dubai.
You do?
You wanna make it?
Oh, my God! (inspirational music)
Oh, my God!!!  Okay.
You're a hugger, woah.
Ohhh! Ahaha.
I dunno who you are, but I'm, I'm hugging you too.
Oh! Oh, that's just
my assistant, Brad. Hugs are wasted on him.  Oh!
Take a seat! Let's discuss figures.  Right!
So. Right now, we are ready
to commit to two seasons.
What! Seriously?  Absolutely.
Each season will consist of a full
one episode.  Oh.
After that, it's out of my hands and up to New York.
Oh. Okay.
As you may have heard, we don't have a lot
of money, so
we need to get the biggest bang for our buck.
We want you to not only write,
but also produce.
Oh! This is so amazing!
Anyway, uh, here is our budget.
Okay.
Seventeen Dollars
Thirty-eight cents.
That's a receipt for your sinus drops.
Oh! Right! Uh no, no, no, no.
Oh, it's this one.
Right. That's funny.
Ahahha, okay!
Oh! Uh, well, that is
a wee bit better.
This is for what?
This is uh
per day of production?  No.
That's our total per episode.
Oh, well.
Okay, well, that's uh that's um
Challenging ish.
But I'm still super excited!
Ahahaha.  Well. Wonderful.
There's just one iron clad rule.
We have got to have
an openly gay actor in the lead role.
The editors at The Advocate and Out
are gonna be plastering this guy's face all over
the place. They are sick of metrosexual men
playing gay, they want the real deal.
Gay actor.
Or no Gay Spy show, got it?
Got it!
(music) (Lyrics: From here on out
There is no more second best, oh-woah-oh
Erase all doubt!
I'm better than the rest!
I used to stand aside,
While others plowed ahead
But now I'm taking charge,
My wings are gonna spread.
Don't underestimate me
So listen, here's the deal.
To those who think I'm broken
Look out! I'm at the wheel
From here on out
Everybody cheer! scream and shout!
Get used to it. I'm here!)
(excited music)
Somebody just greenlighted
his first television series!
Well, that's just about the best news
Nan Dotty's ever heard in her whole life!
My little baby's making a TV show!
Ohh! I know who deserves a cookie!  Oh! mmm.
MMM! Yummy!
By the way, Jimmy,
did you meet our receptionist Dotty Cooper?
Just for a minute on the way in, it's nice to officially
meet you.  You can have a cookie too.
Oh, I'll just Okay.
Thank you!
Does Brad want a cookie?  mm-hmm!
Maybe you should earn one.
Well. I have to go tell New York
it's a go.  Don't forget
to take your anti-acid, Taylor, you're very
over-excited and you need something
in your tummy before lunch.  Okaaaay.
Oh, hold up a minute, Bradley.
I think there's a leak in the air
conditioning in that corner.
So, um, are you Taylor's Grandmother?
Oh! That bitch? Not bloody likely.
A bit more to your left, Brad!
(squirt gun sounds)
(mischievous music)
Oh, dear, look at that,
it's dripped all over your shirt.
Oh, I hope it isn't ruined.
It's just water. It'll blow-dry.
Like shooting fish in a barrel.
mm-hmm!  Now where we are?
Oh yes. I was hired
as Taylor's nanny the day that he was born.
And he's a big boy now.
So, he doesn't need a nanny anymore.
So I made receptionist.
How sweet is that?
It's Randell, isn't it?
Oh, well, that's my last name.
Call me Jimmy.  Randell,
you do whatever it takes
to make this little show of yours
work or I'll F you up big time. Got it?
Uh-huh!
My name's Sean.
Uh, Sean Phillips.
Uh no! Uh, no!
You don't need to take your pants off.
Oh!
I've never auditioned with clothes on before.
Heh, cool!
What do you want me to do?
Heh
Just, you know, just do the scene.
Oh, yeah, okay.
Um.
I'm Guy Dubai,
International Gay Spy.
Put your hands
where I can see them.
But I can't get my hands past this
big buldge. Wait is that a
Yes!
A pistol in my underpants
and it's about to go off.
Bang!
Bang, bang.
Bang!
I'm just gonna stop you right there, aheh.
I added the bang part.
Yeah, I noticed. You can (unintelligible, uncomfortable noise)
oh, hehe ew
Zip! Heh, okay.
Uh, would you turn around for me?
Yeah, well, no you can
uh keep on goin'.
Okay. Ahaha, I, I noticed
that you check the nudity box.
Are you willing to nudity even without a speaking line?
Oh yeah, yeah Wait.
Wait. Uh.
My agent says
I have a three word minimum.
Moans
Don't count.
Oh! Well, I'll just make a note of that,
and we'll keep in touch.
Oh, oh! Oh! Okay.
Yeah, hehe.
Cool. Hehe.
Shirt. Heheh.
- Bye!  Bye
Throw 'em away?
I know I should but he's sort of adorable
uh, can't act but so cute
nobody cares pile.
Want me to get the next guy?
I'll just ask Dotty to send him in.
I I wouldn't do that.
Why? She's sitting right there!
♪dialing numbers♪
♪ring♪
Yes?
Miss Cooper, could you please
send the next actor in?
You don't sign my paychecks, Baldy,
so let's not get in the habit of asking me for crap. Capish?
Rico Ramirez, you're up!
(knocking) Come in!
Hello, my name is Rico
Ramirez *clears throat*
Meryl Streep! Ung!
I am Divina Dubai.
Put your fingers so I can see!!!
Uh, excuse me, are you ?
You bet that's a pistol under my apron!
And it's about to go crazy.
Oh okay I'm sorry,
there's been some kind of a mistake.
Who is the guy in the picture?
Oh, the pool boy.
Oh. Well. We'll start a new pile for him.
And so, who are you?
I am Divina Sunghe.
Debina Sushi?
No! You dyslexic
retard or something? DEVINA
with a V!
Devina Sunghe.
It means divine, divine,
beautiful. Its Korean.
Except for Devina.
Because one time this Philippino lady
give my mother a rooster!
I dunno why she have her a WHOLE rooster
Maybe she's a lesbian!
Fascinating.
But this audition.
I am a maid slash actress
and I can playing lead in your TV show.
We'll just change name to Divina Dubai.
Well, we may need a few more tweaks than that.
But thank you for coming in.
Then, I accept small role.
I admire your self esteem, but
we gotta get back to auditions.
I'm not going anywhere until you read
the note on back of photo!
I'm sorry, but we're very - READ!!!!
Um, Brad?
Uh, will you step out for a moment, please?
You're bribing me with a free place to film
in exchange for a roll in the show?
How do you know we even need a place to shoot?
Who works for your mother on Tuesdays?
Maria. I don't understand Maria just
comes and cleans!  Exactly.
You tell your mother you need place to film
a gay TV show, she tells Maria, Maria
wants to help, so she put it up on Maidslist.
What's not to understand?  Maidslist?
Oh! It's like a craigslist, but for things
only maids know. I check entertainment category
every day, because I'm very serious actress. You interested?
Or what?  I'm interested.
You got any pictures?
Oh, yeah.
This place is gorgeous!
- Oh! - First episode takes place in Russia,
but I could tweak. Maybe Hawaii.
And the owners won't mind if we're there?
Never home, always travelling!
Who needs to know?
And we can shoot here for free?
For as long as you give me part in every show.
I want to guest star.
- Featured extra. - Co-star.
- Under five. - Deal!
Hahahahahaha!!!!
Next.
(sexy music)
Hi. I'm Sam Decker.
Hi, Sam, um.
I'm uh
I'm Jimmy Randell, uh,
creator of the show, and uh
you'll be reading
with Brad, um, any questions?
Yes. I get the feeling that
Guy Dubai is excellent at his job
but underneath is a sad soul
wanting to find true love.
Am I on the right track?
YES! Yes! DO THAT!
That would be great!
Okay, yeah, whenever you're ready
♪clears throat♪
I'm Guy Dubai
International Gay Spy
Put your hands where I can see them!
(suspenseful music)
Brad.
♪clears throat♪
Sorry.
But I can't get my hands past this big buldge.
Wait! is that a
Yeah. A pistol in my underpants
and it's about to go off.
Maybe I can help you with that.
Maybe later. First I need to tell
the C.I. Gay that you murdered Russians'
Czar Nickolas's homosexual great-great nephew Prince
Agatoff.
Um, this roll requires nudity.
Please, tell me you're okay with nudity?
Yeah, as long as it's going
with the plot, and it's done tastefully.
I guess I would.  Great! Take off your shirt.
(dreamy music)
- Wow.  Brad!
This is a professional work environments.
Drop your pants.
But I'm supposed to leave the underwear on, right?
Maybe. But let's try not.
(dreamy music)
Well. That seems inspirational.
Uh-huh.
Don't go anywhere.
(dramatic, rushed music)
I found our Guy Dubai.
Kinda busy.
Taylor! This is the lead actor
on your first TV show, come take a look!
I gave you the recipe for the perfect stew,
I do VOT need to see every carrot
and potato you throw in the pot!
Just save me a nice guest star roll.
I will throw around some clout and get us a celeb.
You're not curious to see him?
It's called delegating.
I don't care who you cast as long
as he is handsome, cheap,
willing to do three sex scenes
an episode and openly gay. If so,
hire him.  Awesome!
Die, die, die.
No! No, no, no!
Ahh! Gah!
♪camera sound♪
Brad! That is so unprofessional, out!
Email them to me.
Handsome.
Check!
um, do you have any problem working for
ultra low budget scale with no chance
of ever getting a raise ever?
Ultra low budget's my middle name.
Check!
And, uh, simulated sex scenes?
Like I said, as long as it's done tastefully
and not gratuitous
Course. Check!
Okay, and now, as you know,
this is Here TV.
So, this is a gay show,
with gay situations.  Got it.
And we want an openly gay actor as our lead.
Are you openly gay?
Are you legally allowed to ask that?
Uh, let's pretend like I am,
because without a gay actor there's
no gay spy show.  Then no problem
being openly gay.  CHECK!
You're hired!
Seriously?
You're my Guy Dubai!
AWESOME!
Haha!
Can I put my pants on now?
There might be a part for you in my TV show.
I'm very, very shy.
Rico!
The impact of the fall must have knocked off his swimsuit.
I'm straight! - What!
We have got to make a pact.
You are GAY!
Everyone's buying that you and I are a couple.
Congratulations on dating Sam.
It's unbelievable.
I am cutting your budget by 10%.
That table costs 12 thousand dollars!
What!
Wow-wow!
From here on out
There is no more second best
Erase all doubt
I'm better than the rest!
I used to stand aside,
While others plowed ahead,
But now I'm taking charge
My wings are gonna spread.
Don't underestimate me
So listen, here's the deal.
To those who think I'm broken
Look out! I'm at the wheel
From here on out
Everybody cheer! scream and shout!
Get used to it. I'm here!